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>>18622045
Who wants to know?

>>18622045
just think normally, dummy.

Either advanced technology or astral projection

it all started When I went to sleep and I heard that something would happen if you put your at 3:33 am and I was very curious and I put it at that time, when the alarm woke me up I felt the whole environment very cold and gloomy when I hear a heartbreaking I shouted in my sister's room and got up and went to her room, to my surprise there was nothing, I turned my back and I felt a very strong blow in my head, and I awoke to marrado and my family was in front of me and That's where I saw that thing as I killed my family, my father got his eyes out with a screwdriver and then I shaved his head with a mallet, my mother the tortoise with a potato peeler, then cut off the limbs with a chainsaw , After seeing that I fainted, I woke up and my sister was not, right now I'm in a psychiatric hospital I do not know where my sister is and I'm about to commit suicide

I hope you like it was invented by me I do not know if it's real

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>>18622034
>There's a range ban happening on mine.
This is now a solipsism thread, or should I say, my thread.

>>18622034
I'll start,
So this one takes place just outside of Las Vegas where I live.
A little background on the area. We were at a place called Calico Basin, which is a hiking/rock climbing. Me and a few buddies go out there quite a bit to Boulder climb. Bring the usual stuff; water canisters, crash pads, backpack with rope and a first aid kit.
> We set out early morning when it's still dark like 3 a.m.
> when we get to the base of the mountain we wanted to climb we check to make sure we have everything
> Everything accounted for
> I notice the air is very still (usually anywhere from a light breeze to decently fast gusts)
> Think nothing of it
> fast forward to like 630 and the sun is coming up
> take a break and hunker down in a cave barely big enough to fit us all
> Starts raining all of a sudden
> dafuq it wasn't even cloudy.
> Now it's really dark because there are storm clouds completely covering the sky
> decide we should get down because it's getting pretty sketchy i
>tfw crash pads and backpack are gone
> see a dude in a suit on a ridge about 1/8 mile away
> it's now pouring rain.
> we all walk over to him and this is where it actually starts to get spooky
> The man doesn't seem to be getting wet at all.
> He's dressed in 50s style pinstripe suit
> He has extremely high and defined cheekbones and is wearing a pinstripe top hat.
> I approach him to ask if he saw the people who boosted our shit and to also ask him how he got up there without grip shoes or any kind of gear
> He tells me he has his ways and that he took our shit in a very calm voice.
The people I'm climbing with are a few very well built guys so him just admitting he stole our shit was not what I expected to hear.
> Ask him where he put it half creeped out and half pissed off.
> He tells me "Well, if you must know perhaps we can make a deal."
> Instant red flags
>cont

Forgot to include the link:

http://superbad.com

>>18622193
NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEEEEES!!!

>>18621839

Lizard people.

A perfect world without niggers

>>18621883
Fucking kek

Well I don't.
Maybe it's normal if you aren't a KHV?

Humans are social creatures. No matter what you may think, evolutionary biology suggests that it is near essential for humans to coordinate in social groups for successful survival. This would explain the development of such feeling of compassion, empathy and concern for our fellow humans.

>>18621754
Awwww, OP is in wuvvvvvv!

>>18621721
>cue Sopranos jokes

>>18621721
Okay so... what was the spooky shit op?

Me and a few buddies decided to camping. Now a bit of background info on this shithole, it looks the same no matter where you go. So being the dumbasses we are, we went hiking around 8pm. There are a few folk tales about glowing lights off the trails, those are completely true. We were all a bit drunk, and decided to follow the pretty glowing lights. We followed them for a god half mile off the trail. It led us to a burnt tree with a noose hanging off it. It took us six hours to find our way back to camp. The worst part was when we got to our tents someone decided to fucking cut them up. We drove out that night.

>>18621599
My ears ring

Sure. Why not?

>>18621627
>>18621619
If either one of you are actually the one i spoke to, confirm to me your name you spoke to me as please.

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2late

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Is this crazy motherfucker Christ?

>>18621575
Maybe he wrote this?

http://pastebin.com/FXcsRFZr

>>18621554
Holey fuck mothman

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>a pack of deer

>>18621554
the shock feeling is similar because it occurs when your brain has a seizure
it fucked up, sorry

>>18621482
Depends on the angle

>>18621484
>Depends on the angle

Right

>>18621482
You can't sell your soul. To demons, nor angels. You can lend it out, but it's not yours to sell.

>What is intelligence and why do humans have it?
>asks in /x/

Sorry team, it had to be said.

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>>18621451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxeNveyrT_o

We are not the only animal with intelligence, just like we aren't the only animal with a spine.

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>>18621455
/x/ is the best board I could think of asking. That's probably a bad sign, isn't it?

They work for fr33 now i heard.

>>18621341

Nothing is free. You pay either in service or energy. Some might be bored and do it for "free" meaning they get to ride you around later because you were dumb enough to give them a crack to slither in through by forming a connection.

to my understanding a contract is made between the spirit and the human. You would have heard of the concept of selling your soul to the devil.

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>>18621335
Go to bed P.P.

How do austronauts pipi tho?

I gotta p33

I think this is all a lie 'nd bullshit

>>18621297

Liber Primus is just bullshit that some /pol/lacks threw together. Nothing to do with 3301 except that both attract the gullible and disenfranchised.

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>>18621106
I'm pretty sure no one on /X/ is an Officer of the British Empire.

>>18621106
You dont say..

>>18621113
I say, old chap, you should think before you jump to such brash assumptions. Not only am I an Officer of the British Empire but I am a part of their out of body experience task force. Unit 272 under command of Admiral Ben Hill.

Cheerio, tut tut, and God save the Queen.