so i was reading up on succubus stuff and something interesting yet scarey happened
>read up on succubus shit
>find it interesting, but not that desperate for poontang
>continue on
>night time comes
>go to bed thinking about how weird you gotta be to try and fuck a succubus
>have a wet dream, no memories of it
>feelsgoodman
>next night
>completely forgotten about the succubus shit i read the night before
>fall asleep normally
>have a dream i am having sex with a blonde with a firm ass
>not bad
>wake up, jizzed in my undies
>feelsgoodman
>next night
>fuckin blonde bitch again
>shes doing shit weirder than lsat night though
>now shes the dominant one
>tying me up and riding me
>wake up
>jizzed in my undies again
>feelsgoodman
>next night
>ties me up again
>her teeth get fucking huge
>black wings come out of her back
>she bites my dick off in the dream
>wake up, freak out a bit
>feelsbadman
>day carries on
>get off work, time to jack off
>give the old peter a slappin
>he wont get up
>it feels numb
>figure i have just been to sexually exausted from wet dreams
>night comes
>nothin in particular happens
>next day
>get off work
>time to try smackin the peter again
>nothing
>completely numb and flaccid
>yet i am still horny
>start to get annoyed
>sleep it off
>wake up next day and repeat process
>i am turned on and ready to fap, but my penis won't get hard
>starting to get worried
>most I can get it is semi, and thats with force and my most prized bookmarked videos
>still can't get it to the point of climax
>today
>try fapping
>can't even get a semi going
i need help /x/, how can i get my cock back?
You'll start craving cock pretty soon and you will grow to realize the only way to get off again is if something long and hard probes your ass,
Enjoy your new life sissy boy.
Post a pic of the limp dick, OP. It's the only way we'll be able to weigh in with our expertise.
You have to go astral and recover your lost severed penis, then reattach it to your etheric body
/r9k/ here.
About to destroy all my porn dvds and other stuff which means a heavy and hard sacrifice to me because robot.
I know I'm going to regret it. A lot
Could this act, implying it's meaning to me, be used as an offering to deities or so? Should I burn them as an offering?
>>18663466
Lol
>>18663466
>>18663766
>66
>66
>6+6=12=1+2=3×2 (2 66s)= 6
>6 in the same place as > in the android keyboard
Damn
>>18663466
hello /r9k/.
>porn dvds
>2015 + 2
>shiggy
Hey /x/philes im going to camp at my friends cabin and I'm downloading a few audio creepy pastas, I have Anasis goat man, and the whistlers. I'm looking for some that will go along with our seclusion
>were in deep west Texas far away from people
Please help. I may not be able to respond to you in the future thanks to my shitty ISP but will be lurking. Send your best, and we'll hunt them with our ARs at night.
>>18662948
obama's speeches
OP is full of shit.
>>18662992
i second this
https://youtu.be/wwnP_ZWGInE
Religion of the Illuminati!
>>18662732
That's a Broadway show.
The combination is:
7-9-20-33-35-46
>>18662821
Combination to what?
>>18662732
Satanism
Watch old Alex Jones videos about Illuminati
Is it safe to say /x/ likes horrors then any other genres?
>then any other
>>18662636
Probably.
I like animation and cyberpunk too.
Porn is my favorite genre. Horror is second.
Spooky Outsider art thread
Drawing by a schizophrenic German man
>>18662576
Hildegard von Bingen's transcendental art from the Middle ages
I need a really good curse to throw on a house. I understand the karmic reaction and that will most definitely require a sacrifice, but these fuckers are pushing it. I usually veer away from the dark side. But I need to release and see what I am capable of and what I am not. Someone please tell me what to do or where to look'?
Hahaha who the fuck is coming up with these captchas? God damn it I wish I had gotten a screen that bullshit! Al right I am overreacting. But god damn these people piss me off.
I mean how low of a human being do you have to be to intentionally go out of your way to make someone else's life more difficult? Even though it has no concern of yours? They make me fucking sick
How many divisions of the self are you aware of?
What do your teachings say?
>>18661642
All the fingers and toes on my hands and feet and then more than that
>>18661642
Wow shit, hard question.
I'll go with four and that's my final answer Tony.
>>18661665
why four?
Is it possible to travel to other galaxies using astral projection?
>>18661506
>astral projection
codeword for imagination so yes anything is possible
>>18661506
bump for interest
no
it'd take too long
they're too far away
How does one go on about starting their own religion in modern times?
I have a system, belief and pantheon, and i certainly believe in them since they have proved to be real and useful to some extent, but in this age of cynicism and "that's all bullshit" types that have always been prevalent throughout human history, it's almost impossible to get other people to follow your own faith.
I can maybe get some friends to bump my beliefs into cult status at the very least, but that and the other methods I've thought of would just come across as any religious scammer you'd find nowadays.
I can't just up and start like the prophets that have gone down in history, because it simply doesn't work that way anymore, and using things like a blog or a site just take away any crediblity further.
I don't want to force anyone into it, but I'd love to share my beliefs with other people and at least make them consider it.
>>18661475
write about it
>>18661475
Make it some version of christianity
Make so e super-eroteric sounding crap, still needs some dumb rules ecause people like having some dumb rules
Make a super secrit club with paid membership so people feel superior by joining
Pick one
>>18661475
Im assuming the pic is related to your belief?
How would you go about opening the chakras? Is it smarter to open the root first or what
>>18661368
BibidyBump.
Have you not looked into transidental meditation?
>>18661434
da fuck is that
I don't know what's going on. I wish I could make jokes about this, but it's become pretty terrifying. Everyday has been in hyper speed. As soon as I slightly daydream or lose focus, it's already the next day. It may seem tame, but I swear today was Saturday, but in actuality it's Wednesday. I don't even remember what I last was doing. It's insane.
You might be having a gas leak; mustard gas to be specific.
sometimes i read stuff like this and i wonder what drives someone to roleplay - it's so cringeworthy that i can't imagine anyone over the age of about 15 doing it
>>18661288
Sounds like you have multiple personality disorder.
If I became sufficiently famous/infamous could I become a minor deity after death?
>>18660460
no
>>18660490
That was fast
>>18660490
According to Shinto I could. I think some other animist/ancestor worshiping types of religions would have a similar opinion.
Is it possible to completely cast away your humanity ? not like sociopathic or psychopathic inhuman but like you barely qualify as a human anymore ?
When you die, your body slowly decomposes.
>>18660432
Why would you want to do that?
>>18660459
No I don't want to to that I'm just asking if such thing is possible
Is the law of attraction real? Also, should I be wary of the monkey paw when wishing for shit?
>current year
>posts Simpsons image
>>18658434
Depends on what you believe to be wishing for. Just be careful when saying what you wish for out loud cause your a faggot and your parents don't need to hear you in their basement asking for anal sex with a sucubus.
>>18658434
It's bullshit made up to sell self-help shit like The Secret. In crippling debt, a dead-end job, and a failing marriage? For only $19.99 plus shipping and handling, we can tell you how to make all you problems fix themselves with the Law of Attraction! Tried it and it didn't work? Well, obviously, you didn't believe hard enough.