Paranormal / Alien / Ghost / etc Images Thread
>>18715721
Where can I sign up for being a paid shill? I'm sorta poor and writing "Earth ain't flat lol you idiots" and "Mandela effect is caused by a shitty memory" on /x/ and "holocaust did happen" on /pol/ seems to be a pretty nice job.
Any shills can help?
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>>18715687
Is that a real job? I mean I've heard of it but always just amused it was all baloney
>>18715687
Post from work. Get paid for shitposts. Profit.
>>18715699
How do you do this if your job is assembly line worker?
>mfw you know you have precognitive dreams but never with enough frequency to prove it
I know which dreams are the "this one is gonna happen" ones and which ones aren't but the "real" ones don't happen enough for anyone to ever believe me and it's always something too specific to be of importance. Also its also something I have no context of until I'm there.
I'm the worst psychic
>>18715543
Me too, fucking sucks
Yeah I've been having this since I was about 11.
I never remember the dream until I'm in the moment, then I get this weird feeling and it comes back. Once I've even tried to deliberately do the opposite to what happened to do things differently and it ended up happening anyway.
My mother gets it too. Sometimes I don't have the feeling for months, sometimes I get it several times a week.
>>18715572
>My mother gets it too
Same.
whats their endgame???
>>18715336
something about swamps n' shit.
Scientology nwo takes over the world
>>18715336
Build a second Sun that is on the other side of Earth from the real Sun, so that the whole planet is continuously illuminated.
Hey /x/, i'm really fucking tired of looking through the deepest parts of the internet trying to find "real found footage" video's or clips. So, dump any that are spook city or otherwise creepy. Bonus points if it's not a fucking liveleak video of just straight gore. Pic unrelated(?)
>>18715255
Here you are cuck
>>18715255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWFosb98Kec
>>18715380
not this normie creepypasta bullshit. who hasn't seen this?
Are there aliens from/on Jupiter?
What's the lore there?
Thanks.
>>18715245
The aliens from Jupiter are stupider than most
Jewish people come from Jupiter.
>>18716197
Damn Jews we need another genocide
Hi /x/
I was wondering if any of you have read the law of one. It's a supposed channeling text that is free to read online. It has some very interesting content.
Would love to here what you think.
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>>18715134
Ive read it anon, I've had enough astral experiences to confirm its legit.
>>18715136
Care to share any of your experiences?
How do they relate to law of one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OYSTpQZB44
>lol gay
Today I heard some 2nd grade kids talking about a game called "Blue whale game". Did some research, but could /x/ give me a better explanation?
>>18715016
That's where you pretend to be someone's friend so you can lure him close to shore and then you can haul him to the harbor after you kill him
It's pure evil
I found an aricle about russian teenagers, that had commited suicide and the suicides were connected to the blue whale game
becoming a demon fighter, best ways to murder demons?
>>18714933
scripture.
Drive them to suicide.
>>18714933
With threads like these no wonder b/pol/tards are posting porn here, they think this is a shithole and they're right.
Hi,
My name is Jenny and i would like to do spiritism~ I know that it's not a game and take this seriously... i know nobody that could teach me the base... so if anybody could help me please masage me
Reported for underage
>SAGE
>>18714836
I donno, watch any hollywood horror movie from 2016. I guess u did alrdy
Find a demon you would like to summon.
Light some candles.
Focus on the sigil. Close your eyes and imagine it. Say the demon's name in your head. State your desire. Make an offering. Go outside and bury your offering. It could be as simple as a pack of cigarettes. Never dig it back up and consume it or the demon will turn on you. Good luck.
In some conspiracies they say that the Freemasons control the world and media and whatnot,and in these conspiracies they say that the Freemasons censor the Bible and take things out that they don't want the public to know... Is there any truth to this? Would a Freemason that ranks 30-33 have an "uncensored" text?
yea check out the Zohar
>>18714759
What should I be looking for in the Zohar?
didn't know they had bibles
Hey guys, I remember a while back there was a thread here about owls, how some people believe they are satellites for aliens, etc. In that thread somebody posted a comic about, I believe, a barn owl journeying through the night with a rodent in its talons. It wasn't humorous, more profound. I'm looking for that comic. But otherwise, owl thread?
I remember something about the owl helping out the rodent, to make it through the night by carrying it with him? Also it may have somehow been related to owls being not of this earth.
>>18714684
I couldn't find the comic you were looking for OP, but I made you this original cartoon owl that may help you get through the grieving process of not being able to find that one. Feel free to frame and cherish it. It is dedicated to Moloch, the abomination of the children of Ammon.
What the fuck is the deal with this image? Seen it everywhere and I'm very confused.
This*
>>18714645
>I'm very confused
That's because you have autism
>>18714654
Thanks for the info, anon.
Any guides or resources on how to summon a demon at a crossroads?
The summoning guide in the sticky 404'd
Here is what you'll need.
This ritual requires a crossroad and burying a box in the middle of it. The box must contain a picture of the mortal wishing to make a deal, graveyard dirt, and a bone from a black cat or milk from a black cow. The crossroad, sometimes must have Yarrow flowers being planted at the crossroads. It helps in the ritual, though appears to not be a necessary component.
Incantation as follows is not needed But may help.
Daemon, esto subjecto voluntati meae.
But honestly, if you're really wanting to make a deal just pray to the devil, I'm sure a demon will show to make that deal for your soul whether you buried a box or not.
>>18714696
thanks, any other info I should know? does the phase of the moon matter at all? does it help to light candles?
>>18714610
SAM??!!?
How does one channel pleasure, /x/? I have a smell fetish; I enjoy smells of the body like farts, sweat, breath, feet, pubes, piss and poopoo. I'd like to know if anyone on /x/ has these fetishes and has ever summoned the smell to themselves for pleasure. Is this possible? I'm sure if people can channel demons and can cast spells, then there must be a way of summoning smells to enjoy. There must be more like me on this board.
>>18714581
bump Why is sexuality and spirituality so taboo on this board?
Damn OP I mean I like musky smelling girls but that's just gross
>>18714581
Just summon an incubus or succubus, maybe while doing so be specific you want them to maybe stink of sweat or something, however I believe there would be such ways of being able to cast a spell to make something, someone or you to smell very 'disgusting' or in your case, pleasurable, either way mostly anything is possible my good sir.
>>18715188
Because nobody ever starts a thread about it of course.