spooky greentext thread
>2017
>be you
>post on /x/ looking to be spooked
>not one reply
>lonely.jpg
>hangs self
>end
Happy?
Pic unrelated.
>greentext
How accurate is this?
>>18697703
can you give me a quick rundown
>>18697716
>Spud thick Mick posts new age bullshit
>Credulous OP asks how accurate this is - probably the samefag trying to push his witterings to a wider audience
That's the TLDR version.
>>18697703
More?
Has anyone ever worked with Freyja? What about the other Norse Gods? What has been your experiences with them?
>>18697653
There's only one God. Pagans are subhuman.
I have worked with the Norse Gods and Freya is one of my favorites.
Every experience with the Gods various with person.
The way the God's interact with me is through Synchronicity.
>>18697954
Nice meme
>>>/b/723829418
help
>>18697617
>>18697617
did you save the pictures OP?
>>18698850
I saved a picture of my daddy fucking my tight little girly asshole if that helps.
Not the same OP, but I wanna have this thread again.
It was a lot more entertaining than the same LARP and succubutt threads.
Friendly reminder.
Come back OP, you're the hero we need.
OP come home
Theoretically, if I stop masturbating or engaging in sexual activity, would my repressed sexual energy be enough to attract a succubus?
magik Manipulation.if against people or whatever Plus bro points for deep methods involving reality and probability
>>>/pol/114572769
here's some
>>18697190
To be a manipulator, you just have to plan.
>>18697190
Get your Dominate discipline higher by spending XP.
Alright fellow /x/philes and accultists, I have seen a "summon a succubus" thread every day on here for the past year, I've finally decided to summon one myself. I've looked at quite a few sites for source materials, (basic pentagrams/pentacles for separation and banishing, protection magic and wards from various religions, ect) but I haven't yet had the full /x/ approved rundown.
I've spoken to people on "otherkin" discord servers, they believe themselves supernatural and won't help me until I have basic knowledge. I'll shill their contact info if you help me out.
Help me get that ghostpussy /x/
>>18696718
Going to this all wrong.
What you need it's a devil pimp, you don't contact the succubus directly, or you get into all kind of problems.
>>18696728
Yeah but if I accidentally scald his bottom bitch with holy flame won't he get on my ass?
during the Philadelphia experiments Tesla was working on more things than just that, some people even theorizing time travel. about 3 weeks after Tesla's death on January 8th 1943 his research notes where seized by John G trump. The uncle of the Donald trump. Is it possible that trump somehow got those notes and had people investigate them? is it even possible he found a way to make his ideas work?
Bump
Anything is better than cgi alien on generic looking desert background
Yes,is possivle,now go jerk off.
>tfw you realize the current influx of normies to this board is because of Doctor Strange
>>18696140
Is trippy mane
or it's because we like to watch your autism let loose?
>>18696265
>WE
Hello I come to tell an event that is happening to the south of Chile specifically in the city of Puerto Montt where in a house has been happening paranormales has arrived the police and according to report that they threw to him knives but they arrived at the bulletproof vest and that they had That invoke the devil until there are videos of the place of the event
Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVvFJXia8M8
>>18695684
do you even English?
Lmao
Ayy i knew someone was gonna post this
https://discord.gg/xRjNJP7
im bored
please :(
also /x/ art thread i guess
place where my friend got shot last year through the neck and died
what is this
Post bizarre creepy videos
>Youtube Paranormal General
>>18694907
https://youtu.be/Tb50ccBVKqA
One I found a few days ago. It's kind of retarded but there's something about it that keeps me coming back and I think about it before I sleep.
I'm autistic.
https://youtu.be/L6XQzeAN0lo
>>18694907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f40xKhGyk2s
found this while trying to find an AFX review.
A Lithuanian who was once in a psychward is paranoied that he is being followed by everyone and everyone is an agent. These are one of his uploads following a kid
This is pretty interesting to watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr3X0pYHgZg
i mean, i'm lithuanian, and i wouldn't be so eager to answer this older man, if i was ~12y/o like the boy at the start, especially, since he literally just asked "Show me, where do you live?" and then the man goes of rambling about someone sending him to scout...
bump for interest
I'd just like to take a moment and sincerely thank the guys who wiped the picture off the face of the internet for protecting our fantasy world. I don't know the truth, dont wanna know it, and I suspect a lot of people couldn't handle it anyway even if it's what they want.
If everyone on this site wants to keep grasping at air then by all means, feel fucking free. I'm gonna go hug my Bible and pray until I pass out, thanking God there are people out there willing to handle the bigger picture so grubby fingered nobodies like us can't fuck it up more than the majority of us have already.
The rabbit hole is deep, anons. Don't go down it expecting to come back out. Ain't nothing promised to you.
Take a chill pill Don Julio
>>18694391
>I'd just like to take a moment and sincerely thank the guys who wiped the picture off the face of the internet
>implying this is possible
> I don't know the truth, dont wanna know it, and I suspect a lot of people couldn't handle it anyway even if it's what they want.
So you're a willfully ignorant pussy? Gotcha.
>If everyone on this site wants to keep grasping at air then by all means, feel fucking free.
You mean exactly what you just admitted to doing? The irony hurts.
>I'm gonna go hug my Bible and pray until I pass out,
MAXIMUM KEK
Just kill yourself already, you delusional, helmet wearing, window licking, short bus riding bitch baby.
>>18695323
You seem angry.
lets have a little fun, /x/, in this thread I want you to share a spooky story involving a paranormal entity, than draw (to the best of your ability) what you saw. I'll start.
>be me, 8 or 9 years old
>sleeping in a room I shared with my older sister. 2 beds parallel to each other with a table lamp between them.
>can't sleep for some reason, feeling of being watched starts setting in, builds to the point of panic
>turn around to turn on the light
>short man with huge yellow eyes right at my bedside staring at me, huge smile stretching from one side of his head to the other
>shoot my fucking hand for that light switch like my life depended on it, its eyes followed my arm.
>disappears when I turn the lights on
>sister is mad I woke her up
I came here looking for information about this exact same thing. I cant sleep and it reminded me of a time I was up this late as a kid. Something similar happened to me as a small child. I woke up in the middle of the night and was in my living room. The rest of my family was asleep. I was playing with toys in my floor next to a window. It appeared outside. I don't remember if it was already there or just appeared. I had a short conversation with it. My child brain figured it somewhat resembled a sesame Street character with big yellow eyes. Sort of like a black fuzzy Elmo. I recall it was friendly, but it looked scary so I didn't look much. After we established friendship I went to get my older sister to introduce her to my new friend. When I woke her up and brought her to the window it was gone. I remember looking for it a few times and could never find it again. We moved out of that house not long afterwards. I never forgot the only nonexplainable thing that's ever happened to me though. It's so stupid sounding I pretty much block it out. But the memory is still there.
I was looking to see if this had happened to anyone else when I came across this. I'm curious if this has happened to anyone else.
When I was a kiddo there was an old ass oak tree stuck in brambles that could be seen from the laundry room window. It just so happened the tree and brambles looked like a man chained by his hands and being stabbed by spears. Had a face and everything. This tree was absolutely spooky to me as a a kid. I grew a small obsession over time. I would go outside to inspect, and draw sketches of it. One day when I looked at tree from laundry room it was in a different spot from before and the "head" was turned up towards the window. I was friggin spooked, and looked away. When I looked back tree was blurry in my vision, and then back in normal position. Property used to have a farmhouse which burned down and took people with it. Was my property cursed, or was I just a kiddo with overactive imagination?