So well hi.
This is my first post, at least in /x/.
Now to the point.
I want to learn about demons. And no, i'm not here for the succubus waifu shit tier meem. I want to learn how to protect myself, how to help others. I want knowledge.
I had an uncle, he was an exorcist at the service of the roman catholic church. He told me awesome tales.
He was a good man,he lived long and he died peacefully.
I want to be like him
Where should I start?
Inviting demons into your life is the dumbest thing you can do. They will torment you and seek to hurt you, believe me. They are not good beings. Leave them alone.
>>18722428
I don't want to invite them. I want to know how to protect myself and others. I'm not looking to make deals with them.
I want to learn about them. I know it sounds stupid (And it is stupid).
how to get the succ pleas help
Step 1: Remove two to three of the ribs closest to the lower half of your body.
Step 2: Let you body rest for a few weeks.
Step 3: Do stretching and possibly physical therapy to prepare your self
Step 4: Lean up against a wall, bend you abdomen forward placing your face inches away from your pelvis.
Step 5: S U C C
>>18722184
You've summoned one right now...>>18722194
>>18722242
hanz is an anoyying succ
Anybody have the source to the story about a man who finds out what it's like after death and begins saving other people from death?
The whole point of the story is that your consciousness doesn't move, and stays with our body for eternity. A possible hell metaphor in many ways.
I know someone has it on /x/ because I found out about it here.
>>18722136
So, when we die we pre-much just stay in the same spot aware of shit forever?
That just sounds like 90% of 4chan
>>18722136
Scp-2718
I think this is what you're after, if not it's pretty similar
How does one have a true kundalini awakening?
>>18722124
Smoke a big bowl of dro.
If you're like me, you hit that root chakra, load up on sexy feelings, burn off distractions until they're not so sexy, fill yourself with compassion and mdma feelings, think about peanutbutter and comedians, think about thinking about being wherever, think about "what the fuck is any of this, like *any* of it," and then wake up in the middle of the night on the verge of a seizure and throw up 4 times.
Do it
>>18722046
Underage b& gn2 /b/ kiddie.
>>18722070
You know what I meant.
Sent from my iPhone.
>>18722046
>reverse image search
>0 results
Get ya toddler ass off of the internet before an adult rapes your underage butthole into oblivion. Do not return until you are legally allowed to drive a car and up. You may not join and write stuff.
A long time ago, when we were very young (like 10isg), my friend- we'll just call him H- was telling me about this one time about how a once when he was playing in the woods behind his house, a strange figure started chasing him. He said that he hid under a fallen tree for a while, sobbing, then ran home. I asked him if it was a man and he told me it was not. He said it was some kind of monster. I asked him for details, he told me it was tall, hunched over and didn't really have a face. H was never good with words. Naturally I didn't believe him. Well, a few years later when we were in our teens we had taken an interest in creepypastas and internet folklore. When browsing one day we came across the Rake story. Upon reading through it and seeing the picture, H told me this is what he had seen in the woods. He said that it had ran at towards him. He seemed afraid. Now me and H have been in school plays together and I now he was no acting ability whatsoever. He was genuinely scared. I'm still not sure about it his story. It seems so outlandish. what do you guys think?
*ish
*how once
sorry for my typos my keyboard is unreliable
>>18722041
Sounds like a fleshgait to me. What's the difference?
Redpill me on Nordic aliens /x/
nephilim
They're real and super gay. They like to abduct male body builders.
read Miguel Serrano
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/jv2vs has parts of the "alien selfie"
>>18721935
it looks super fake
"First of all, those eyes are too big to be biological feasonable. It would not walk around without protective eyewear to prevent going blind"
>>18721935
>http://m.imgur.com/gallery/jv2vs
fake and gay
How do you think the metaphysical comes together and creates our physical?
Pick unrelated
>>18721694
God observes us and matter collapses accordingly to his will.
>>18721694
How indeed.
0w0
>>18721788
:-)
Will is a funny thing. Just like a ship, certain things can cause it to change direction.
Do you think about the fact that to sentient life in space we are just as inconceivable to them as they are to us?
I am currently conceiving you.
>>18721437
shut the fuck UP nigga I conceived YOU
http://simplecapacity.com/2016/11/officially-china-admits-existence-ufos-aliens/
Full disclosure incoming.
>>18721009
Nordics or Orientals?
>>18721009
ALIEMS INBOUND
>>18721009
Does this mean I get an Ayyy qt?
>you will never be part of section 9
I wouldn't take part in the physical side of things like shooting, but I'd stay in the base and use my psychic powers to hack the minds of enemies and say what people are thinking.
How do I make it happen?
I wouldn't stay in the base and use my psychic powers to hack the minds of enemies and say what people are thinking, but I'd take part in the physical side of things like shooting.
How do I make it happen
>>18720887
what?
>>18720887
/a/
Hey /x/
What's been going on with that alien picture shit that's been floating around recently? I remember seeing a couple threads about it and that the website went down or something when someone posted it but that's all I know.
I'm just curious.
>>18720824
Old news. Search it on up on youtube, there's a bunch of videos giving you all the information. Which is basically nothing.
>>18720824
Basically a bunch of people made off-topic threads on /pol/ en masse about muh spoopy aliems. Turns out rules are enforced when you get annoying. Unfortunately the autists involved claimed the censorship was evidence of a government cover up and never reposted the same poor photoshop of an aliem.
>>18720879
Then someone made up a CGI alien
hi /x/
i was emailed today by someone idk
they said "hi brad"
even though i didnt have my name in my name or anything
there was an image attached
can anyone help pls
image shown i what the image resived
>it's yet another "I found something odd on my phone/computer" thread
The lowest common-denominator, low effort, 'mystery' starter there is.
>>18720779
Very interesting
>>18720779
>hi brad
>with him
No mystery here, someone is high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1EcB-2caNk
BRAAAPPPPPPPP
does all norime music have satanic messages
>>18720680
Satanic messages exist wherever you choose to see them.