How do I join with Sophia?
>>19591089
You don't. They choose.
>>19591096
She did choose me, but now she's been away since this morning and I'm scared.
>>19591097
>scared
you could choose to not be scared
i don't think being scared is helping you situation
through the internet
>>19591010
BAWDA WAHAKAHA
VOMSI DENU VATAKA
marag ama lilith rimok samalo naamah
September 23d
>>19590892
What's your September 23rd music? I'm thinking some Metallica and some classic crusade-worthy chants for good measure.
just delete this thread
>>19590892
Didn't you idiots learn from December 2012?
whats ur favourite cryptid?
>>19590874
the doggo with the pupper and the ebin xxD
>>19590884
shut up idiot
don't come around askin for no three fifty
I am one of the Seven.
A will I have not.
What is it thou wantest?
I need this information for myself.
>>19590730
you're a stupid larp'ing faggot and need to fuck off to /b/
I want to win millions of dollars in the lottery jackpot please. Ty.
>>19590730
Yo swag dawg, I'm number 6. Which number are you?
How do i brew a love potion?
you don't, why would you want love at the cost of the other person's free will anyway? that isn't even love
is there a potion i can brew that will make me not revolting to women
Get a drink, put some date rape drugs in it.
So yeah, first off, I was never on this board EVER. I was simply listening to some creepy Stories with all these "Wendigo" "Goatman" and all that shit. now, I don't believe in that stuff. A lot of people actually seem to believe in that. But since I like to dabble in some occasional fantasy, I thought, maybe this thought can entertain you.
So nearly all of these stories are playing in North and South amerika and some are in Asia.
Why are there (nearly) none of those in europe? Could it be, that maybe the european people, since they have like a shitton more of history (middle ages, bronze age, barbarians, romans, greeks, french, germans), have mainly ridden europe of all these things?
I mean the notion, that there were actual armies and knights and such shit storming into the woods and ruins to exterminate that, is kind of exciting.
What do you think? Why is there nearly no paranormal creature shit in europe? I myself live in germany and I have never heard about malicious monsters in the woods or ruins. Just some stereotypical ghosts... maybe the norwegians with their funny elves?
Skandinavians still have their giant forest trolls they occasionally talk about.
The only thing that central europeans have are those mystical creatures called "Fabelwesen" like the Wolpertinger.
I'm german aswell and never heard of big creatures roaming the woods or something similar. Only small creatures that you almost never see or ghost stories.
>>19590265
Yeah dude.
we heard of them, that they existed like WAAAYY back. like HUNDREDS of years. But no sightings or mentionings in this century.
>>19590244
Im from Australia and now that i think back i cant say i have ever heard of a European mythological creature beside ancient tales from history. Only thing that comes to ming is the that nessy thing in England
What really happened that day? Was this the real picture or not?
I'm not sure, this is the one I have.
>>19590250
>>19590240
lol no
Taken by my. What do you think? 100% real photo
Looks real. Where?
>>19590246
Its real. Corrientes, Argentina. Came out on the news. This is my photo
That him?
Which one are you?
(if any)
Green.
punk
>>19590223
Wtf are "FNORDS"?
I just moved into a new apartment a month ago.
But I'm terrified right now. I'm sitting in the living room too scared to go back to the bedroom to sleep.
I need help, I don't know what to do. About a week ago I some unexplained things started happening around the apartment. I'd come home from work and both sinks (bathroom and kitchen) including the shower head would be turned fully on. I didn't think much of it at the time, until about a week ago I was in the living room watching tv on my couch when I saw out of the corner of my eye one of my dining room chairs slide slightly, followed by one of the kitchen cabinets opening up. They are the kind that click into place when they are closed. This really bothered me. I called my father who lives 1 state away and told him, but he didn't think much of it. We laughed about it saying it was a ghost.
Fast forward to tonight, I was sleeping in my bedroom and my fan that I have on to help me sleep was knocked off my dresser. I tried to turn on my bedroom lamp but it didn't turn on, my room was freezing cold, and then I saw in the dark in the corner of the room a man standing there looking at me. I'm still shaking from this. I started yelling get out! Get out! and then he disappeared but I could hear him running toward my bedroom door as if pounding his footsteps (because I'm on the second floor). As the ghost left he slammed the bedroom door.
Right now I just got dressed, and I can't sleep. I grabbed my laptop and now I'm writing this from my couch. I want to leave, but I have to go to work tomorrow. I'm not going to get any sleep. I don't know what to do.
Can anyone help me? Please?
You need to jerk off in the middle of the living room in a circle of white candles wearing nothing but a cross. After that the spirit will leave you alone.
Just fist fight the demons like in that one post
Check your house for carbon monoxide first.
Next, make sure your shit is secured, whether it's an item on a shelf or a cupboard door.
Then if all your shit is secured, record the taps all turning on by themselves and make a ton of cash.
Yo /x/ I just saw the new It movie and I must say I'm quite spooked and having a hard time going to sleep.
Can you guys help me out by posting funny and cute videos/stories/pictures?
Much appreciated
>>19589893
I find your post and the contrast that makes with rest of this board amusing
This ain't the best board for that kind of nonsense, brother. Maybe find another board?
Sup, /x/. I know what's going down on September 23, but I'm not going to tell you. Let me just give you one piece of advice - give up your guns when the time comes. You'll just be fighting a losing effort and get you and your family killed. Oh, and Christians are truly screwed.
>>19589695
Sounds like you don't know shit
>>19589695
Christians will be just fine, don draper. Thanks for your worthless advice though.
>>19589695
Buy more ammo check
Buy more guns soon
Accept jesus check
Does anyone else remember the world map looking something like this? Here are some major differences I can point out from memory.
>New Zealand further north than Australia
>South America being aligned with North America/not as far east into the Atlantic
>Japan being deeper into the pacific, nowhere near Russia
>Baja california not existing/being smaller than it is today
Side by side, here's the actual world map (left) compared to the world map I changed to fit memory (right).
>>19588536
this thread
>>19588565
berenstain universe shill detected
I was told not to release this page of Mystery's journal because it publicizes crucial information in relation to the ongoing study being conducted by her team.
Her team is in the intermediary stage of collecting more data and publicizing acute facets of their research. This includes observation of ultra low and ultra high frequencies through light and space itself.
They have been testing the alteration of gravitational geometry in individual quanta. I honestly don't know what's been publicized in relation to their work. I was and am not part of the team working with Mystery.
For those of you who understand what this page implies, I can try to answer questions you have.
what the hell am I looking at?
Who is mystery
>>19588209
im interested, if you're roleplaying you are a vile worthless being and i want you to know that. if you're not, post more.