I just saw this cartoon with a bunch of homosexuals. They have these things called "stands". Please help me get one.
>>18756618
>>18756618
>>18756651
>>18756618
Go lay in the forest and do nothing but eat dirt and masterbate for two weeks. Your stand will arrive shortly after
In order to hear myself, I'm here to hear you.
And for this, I hope that I can help you hear yourself.
So I offer this place for you to talk.
>>18756610
That's a high pot.
Are you really me?
I want her to text me.
Thoughts on Falun Gong, is it legit? And if not, what should I read instead to get sweet qi powers?
do it, it's the ultimate chi gong, but never never never bother to read the shitty books or follow their other teachings, just do the exercises only, the rest is absolute garbage
>>18756598
>>>/pol/ is this way.
Lived in china for a bit... I thought it was cool that they would stamp the currency with shit like "The communist party doesn't have heaven's mandate". Don't buy into the vice documentary shit, its not rare at all.. I still have a few myself
how do i summon a succubus?
>>18756476
get married.
Like so
Alright I guess I'll just ask you guys. /lit/ and /pol/ don't want to talk about this.
So the Illuminati.
Could they actually be real?
>read pic related, some of it is bullshit of course, scoff at the first few chapters, but then start thinking
>realize that organizations like the illuminati have literally existed for thousands of years throughout humanity, and it's not far fetched to believe that one could exist right now, and with the state of the world right now, that they are powerful and influencing shit as we speak
Now, the only thing I'm having trouble wrapping my mind around is this: if the Illuminati are as powerful as this and can do all this shit and influence all this shit, why did Trump win? Wouldn't that be a striking blow to their influence and power? The globalist agenda could be threatened by him. Unless, their plan is to make Trump out to be an embarrassment, and then by association, make all of the people who supported him and advocate ideas similar to his look foolish as well. That's all I can think of.
I'd like to also bring forth a quote from a game, Deus Ex, about the Illuminati, spoken by an NPC in Paris which is under control by the MJ12:
>I have seen it since I was a little girl; entities conspiring to destroy and merge all individual culture and bring it into one.
I don't have the exact quote on hand but that's the gist of it.
I realized that that quote is kind of really true for a lot of the shit happening in Europe, with them trying to bring in the Mudslimes and kill off all the whites and control populations and information, and the recent CIA leaks are very frightening...
I laughed before at the Illuminati conspiracies, but could it be that I was completely wrong? Is THIS the red pill?
>>18756424
They new they were losing grip so they needed a populist puppet Napolean style.
>>18756424
bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToZ9jhUo1Po
Yoo /x can you help me out with decyphering what the kings sasy at the end in this game, i think that they have just fucked with the audio a little.
>>18756281
Bro the king is paranomal in the game, therefore it is paranomal
I'm a long time lurker , I've never really posted and im a noob apart from fleshgaits/skinwalkers
how do i into enchant an item ? the thing in question is an old saber , I've heard rubbing coal on stuff helps but i guess it's not so easy to do it
>the thing in question is my "saber" , I've heard rubbing coal on stuff helps
ask your coalburner mom
>>18756266
lol'd
if u know anything please give me a link, I want to check it out
>>18756172
I'm pretty sure the guy who was doing that got arrested so it's been shut down.
Maybe his smarter
maybe he predicted that
maybe its still available
If you want something stupid to do, try this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ee8NBkHFV0
The conflict is escalating. Someone knows that it is happening that suddenly different groups are trying to influence what we in this imageboard know as the "Memespace"?
Agent Schmenkman, Special Memes Unit reporting, I specialize in memetic warfare tactics and newfag detection. Be advised, I will be monitoring this thread.
pic related: an average day on /x/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnG0JjzF7HY
We are winning.
>>18755854
No, it's all BS and neither the accidental occultists from /pol/ or the basement dwellers of dickmoo know shit about what they are doing.
At the inhabitant of Voronezh from a socket the blood similar liquid flows
Until now, experts can not determine what kind of liquid is and where it came from
http://tv-gubernia.ru/novosti/u_zhitelnicy_voronezha_iz_rozetki_techt_pohozhaya_na_krov_zhidkost/
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>>18755850
Justin Bieber Caught ‘Shapeshifting into a Reptilian’ By Hundreds Of Fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec_o3g0oXtA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHjbK1cGyGs
>>18755536
>windows movie maker intro
>text to speech
seems legit
>>18755536
If it has only been reported on by some unknown news site, I wouldn't get too scared yet.
>>18755560
that's odd. It could have been a flashing light.
How do you come back as a ghost? What do you have to do in life in order to have a ghost in the afterlife?
You have be a atheist. If you dont believe in afterlife. You will not have one. I am not joking or being a dick. This is how my religion tells it to be.
>>18755330
Lay in the woods and do nothing but eat dirt and masterbate for three weeks while shouting. When the world fades you'll come back a ghost.
>>18755330
Neutral karma + unfinished businesses (usually combined with obsession)
both
>>18755325
Trust me it's not real, all these cucks are just lazy and hate themselves
>>18755325
I do not think the word meme means what you think it means
So all this shit began on February 26th when a mildly famous Spanish youtuber uploaded a video watching and investigating Silentdork, an underground youtube channel (https://www.youtube.com/user/silentdork). Those videos are very disturbing and kinda creepy
Later he (the famous youtuber) uploaded a second video doing the same with another underground channel: lostmemory423 (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT-n6eNjB3rNoDYsKWuP-DA). Apparently lostmemory423 and silentdork are connected somehow. In the videos you can see pieces of paper with numbers (which clearly are hidden messages) and all that kind of stuff.
Everything was perfectly normal. To me both channels were crystal clear fake. There’s no way those videos are 100% real, those are simply not raw footages.
The interesting part started on March 5th when the famous youtuber made a streaming (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l7K-qWswKk) trying to get to the bottom of this. He was about to decode some numeric series which he found on the videos when suddenly he received an e-mail from a strange contact (the domain of the account was not @hotmail.com, it was @protonmail.com). The e-mail were strange images; for example, an image was a microwave stopped at 4.23, another image had to do with the Majora’s Mask’s creepypasta.
Then he received a lot more e-mails from other accounts (all of them with the domain @protonmail.com) with base 64 messages, binary code, links to the deep web, etcetera.
Then he received an e-mail with a link to what seems to be a religious cult or something. The shit is called “Lunar Children” (lunarchildren.com). In my opinion this is the Main Event. You can see the last posts (which are disturbing af) but when you go to “Archives” you need to put a password which no one knows yet.
In the middle of all this he kept receiving e-mails with binary code saying things like “NO” or “STOP THIS”.
In another e-mail he received an entire list of links...
(Keeps on comment below)
WARNING: BE CAREFUL THESE LINKS MAY HAVE JUMPSCARES.
www.johnisdead.com/
www.johnisdead.com/wearetrapped
www.johnisdead.com/prison
www.johnisdead.com/prisioner
www.johnisdead.com/cantmove
www.johnisdead.com/ishouldntbehere
www.johnisdead.com/idied
www.johnisdead.com/cantbreathe
www.johnisdead.com/ambegan
www.johnisdead.com/vasgevang
www.johnisdead.com/gevangenis
www.johnisdead.com/escape
www.johnisdead.com/leave
www.johnisdead.com/goaway
www.johnisdead.com/hapis
www.johnisdead.com/moriens
www.johnisdead.com/back
www.johnisdead.com/breathe
www.johnisdead.com/down
There are a lot more.
The last strange thing that happened is this: the youtuber went to the Lunar Children Wiki and read the main article. 5 min after he left the wiki a user called silent133 commented this “.” on that same article (http://johnisdead.wikia.com/wiki/Lunar_Children)
I have to say to you guys, this is full of codes and messages and it’s pretty creepy. I don’t think it’s a joke but nor I think it’s a highly serious business. It’s a cool story.
Anyway I tried everything and I couldn’t crack the Lunar Children archive code. And a lot of info in the e-mails of the youtuber are still uncracked.
I’m going to update you guys if something new comes up…
I for one, do not give a fuck about your shit attempt at promoting your ad ridden youtube channel, I do not give a fuck about some edgy teen uploading cryptic videos with binary code in it or whatever the fuck it is.
Stop with this shit, seriosuly, it's getting old real quick and I really think this should be a bannable offense.
FUCK OFF.
So what do you think this means /x/? What do you think this does to us?
>>18755245
Things are getting chilly
>>18755259
As an Ausfag, I'd welcome some chilly.
>>18755259
yeah. but i mean apart from that. For example it will lead to more cosmic rays which will effect earths electrical network and gravitational field. how do you think this might affect us?
This is not without even considering metaphysical ideas + if like is a simulation what might the sun be.