Hi /x/. Theres been strange noises coming from my computer off of a VM machine which is pretty weird and I want to see if you guys knw anything about it this *** is spooking me solid.i hear phones, distinct conversations, honking, a woman talking, and a man saying grasshopper and jesus christ etc.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEx0OKmThgoheres a youtube videoim streaming it on twitch right now, my name is DQNZ. i'm so spooked help me
That's some spooky shit OP
Really weird shit
If you REALLY wanted to know what was going on with your computer you would ask in : >>>/g/
Since you ask in /x/, this what you want to hear: OP! You are magic and special! The elder gods are trying to get a message to you because you are The Chosen One!!!!
What if aliens didn't contact us because they don't think that we are intelligent species?
The most likely explanation for why aliens haven't contacted us is because the universe is massive and any aliens that exist are nowhere near us and don't know we exist.
>>18764796
Thank you sir.
>>18764785
Theyd be right in their actions.
Greetings, and welcome to The /x/ Files, the weekly news digest for 4chan's Paranormal board. Every Sunday, we take a quick snapshot of the mysterious world around us and bring it, in an easily readable magazine format, to the board. I am The Editor, the anonymous creator of this idea and collector of the news that will be following below. In the interests of legitimacy, I will be using a secure tripcode to post the thread; once the posts are completed, I will take the tripcode off and return to my anonymity.
This week:
THE NEW FLAVOR EXPLOSION THAT WARPS THE CONTINUUM - TIME CRYSTALS
Table of Contents:
1: Paranormal News of the Week
2: Paranormal Article of the Week
3: Radio Show Roundup
4: Paranormal Podcasts
5: Editor's Note
Paranormal News of the Week
Amazon Rainforest Shaped by Pre-Columbian Civilizations
Indigenous peoples who inhabited the Amazon before the arrival of European colonisers planted a vast number of trees, a new study argues. They played an important role in the current composition of the forest. Researchers found that species used for food or building materials were far more common near ancient settlements. "So the Amazon is not nearly as untouched as it may seem," said Dr Hans ter Steege in the Netherlands. Eighty-five species that produced Brazil nuts, cashew nuts, acai or rubber were also five times more likely to be dominant in mature forest than non-domesticated species. The scientists reached their conclusions by comparing data on tree composition from more than 1,000 locations in the Amazon with a map of archaeological sites.
Full Story: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-39149334
Time Crystals - New State of Matter
For the first time ever, scientists have successfully managed to create time crystals in a laboratory. First proposed by physicist Frank Wilczek back in 2012, a time crystal is essentially a state of matter with an atomic structure that repeats not only in space, but also in time - allowing it to keep "ticking" indefinitely without heating up or creating entropy.
"We've taken these theoretical ideas that we've been poking around for the last couple of years and actually built it in the laboratory," said Andrew Potter from the University of Texas, Austin. "Hopefully, this is just the first example of these, with many more to come."
Full Story: http://www.sciencealert.com/it-s-official-time-crystals-are-a-new-crazy-state-of-matter-and-now-we-can-create-them
Paranormal Article of the Week
Adventures in Demonology: Hear Vincent Price’s Rare How-To on Selling Your Soul to the Devil
Everyone with a love of scary movies knows that Vincent Price is the undisputed king of horror, starring in nearly a hundred spooky films since his Hollywood debut in 1933. What many people don’t know, however, is that during his horror heyday, he recorded four spoken word records on the subject of the occult, including one with a detailed how-to on spirit summoning and demonology. Now, you can hear it for yourself.
Now a mega-rare collectible, this double LP sees the master of horror recounting true tales of occult terror. The second half of the record is devoted entirely to acting as a guide to conjuring spirits, including demons. For a novelty record, it’s surprisingly thurough.
Full Article: http://weekinweird.com/2016/11/22/adventures-in-demonology-vincent-price-summoning-demons/
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3aszI5Fs7Q
Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
Monday: Lost Civilizations/ Hauntings in Country Music
In the first half, expert in hypnosis and time travel, Dr. Bruce Goldberg, talked about ancient lost civilizations via information he's gleaned from past life regressions of his patients. In the latter half, journalist and researcher at Penn State, Matthew Swayne, discussed the haunted hot spots, and spooky superstar spirits of country and western music from Hank Williams to Patsy Cline to Elvis.
Tuesday: Maverick Medicine/ Cannibalism
In the first half, Kenneth Stoller, MD discussed his maverick approach to health and medicine. In the latter half, zoologist and author Bill Schutt demystified the phenomenon of cannibalism in nature, as well as among humans.
Wednesday: Alternative Health
During the first half, Dr. Joel Wallach shared alternative health approaches, and the benefits of natural remedies and supplements that aid in the body's recovery from many diseases and ailments, without the use of dangerous and expensive pharmaceuticals. Open Lines followed.
Thursday: Federal Reserve & Global Warming/ Mind Manipulations
In the first half, writer and documentary film producer G. Edward Griffin weighed in on a variety of topics, including the role of the Federal Reserve System and how it affects the economy and the notion of man-made global warming. In the latter half, author and expert in subliminal communication Eldon Taylor discussed the many ways in which our culture has been trained to conform.
Friday: Hemingway's Secret Espionage
Longtime CIA officer, former Marine colonel, and Oxford-trained historian Nicholas Reynolds, while he was curator at the CIA Museum, began to discover tantalizing clues that suggested Ernest Hemingway's involvement in World War II-era intelligence work was much more complex than previously understood. Open Lines followed.
I remember seeing this two years ago and laughing at it, but now, after reading the context, it's creepy, but still funny. Haven't read Uzumaki yet; is it good?
uzumaki is good, keeps getting better as story develops
>>18764509
Do not listen to this man, Uzumaki is shit.
And yes, I read the ENTIRE thing one day because I had nothing better to do.
His shorter stories are usually better while the longer ones get repetitive and shitty, from what I've experienced.
>>18764491
I could never appreciate this one because my autism about anatomy. Bones would never morph that way. A spooky concept though. I did like the one about those gems or whatever that were great power sources but they ended up being souls or whatever
music thread for the angel of music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvC7QAUhqF8
post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK6Gvee-ri4
>Meanwhile buddhists never heard about lucifer
>>18764103
oooooh luci!~
>>18764114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SSUQxGjZZ4
I've seen this song posted before, what does it have to do with lucifer?
What can the highest states of meditation accomplish
>>18764090
Pic related
>>18764090
here you go op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiJvD2BPOhA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9Cgaa8U4eY&t=15s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYm1cIiDSJs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWQfe__fNbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lb5L-VEm34
I hope some day in the future we meet an alien race who are highly intelligent and have surpassed the animal world (predatory needs, physical needs, survival) and are just spiritual beings who understand the mechanics of life. They don't invade us, they don't test shit on earth, their planet is not in danger, they don't need help, nor ressources, they dont bring big guns. They just observe, communicate, and live life as it is. Big chances are we're the ones who'll strike first. But I hope not.
>>18764010
If you want to feel like you're in the zoo then look around.
>>18764199
With all the bullshit going on its pretty much true
>>18764010
When we reach the singularity they will step in and tell us what we need to do to comply. If we don't they will reset the planet, thus annihilating us and life on earth will start over
>>18763845
They don't come. They were always here.
>>18763845
Not from your brain, obviously.
from the knees
I know /x/ likes to talk about sleep paralysis and some people even try to induce it, so I thought I might share my experiences. I've experienced it quite a bit over the past 6 years or more. These mostly include audio hallucinations, with only twice being visual, which I'll save for last. I'm only writing up the memorable ones.
>>18763760
>Several years ago
>Lived in a house in the middle of the woods in the Ozark Mountains
>Long story short I was 17 and living alone since my mom gtfoed and was never home
>Fell asleep during the day time on the couch in the living room
>Wake up on my left side, facing the back of the couch
>Dog is curled up in the space between my stomach and the couch, getting old but is a goodgirl.wav, had her since I was 6
>Oh fuck, I can't move
>Try to move my arms, feel the realistic feeling of arms moving and touching couch
>But I don't see them
>Arms are in front of me, and they're not actually moving
>Try to calm down at this point, realize it's sleep paralysis and take deep breaths
>Heart is beating fast with a feeling of panic anyway
>Hear the garage opening
>Well shit I need to snap out of this so I can see who the hell is here.
>At this point I should have realized that the dog would be up and excited to see who was home, and she wasn't.
>Try really hard to "snap out of it"
>Basically close my eyes and try to go back to sleep or jerk myself awake
>Doesn't work
>Hear car door close
>House door opens, footsteps
>Panic
>Who the fuck is in my house I really need to wake up and see
>Footsteps across the living room into the hallway towards the bedrooms.
>They stop
>Walk back towards me
>Hear my mom clearly say "Anon I bought the last of them at the store and I'm putting them in the oven now."
>Wtf?
>Hallucinated mom noises go back into the bedroom area of the house
>Able to jerk myself awake after this
>Dog is concerned about me, gives me a wtf look because I suddenly bolted out of my nap
>Run into mom's room and nobody there
>Door is locked
>Garage is down
That one really bothered me for some reason, because what I hallucinated her saying was really off the wall. I didn't check the oven but I thought about it lol
>>18763763
>Years after that I move away from family to live with my bf in a shitty downtown apartment
>We are struggling but making it on our own, my mental state is improving from being away from family, haven't had a paralysis episode for a long while
>He works night shift so I'm asleep alone in our bedroom
>Wake up on my back, eyes on the ceiling. I can sort of look down over myself across the small hallway to the bathroom door.
>Realize it's sleep paralysis
>Deep breaths, try to go back to sleep
>Panic feeling doesn't come
>This is ok let's just go back to sleep
>Suddenly I hear loud splashing noises coming from the bathroom
>Open eyes again and look towards the bathoom
>Door is closed and normal
>Splashing noises are worse and hear gurgling
>I'm hearing some motherfucker drown in my bathroom
I don't quite remember how that one ended, like real dreams it's all blurry sometimes.
>>18763764
>Young me in the house in the mountains
>Passed the fuck out in my room exhausted from something I don't remember
>Wake up on my back, can't move, it's dark
>Panic feeling comes, I try to fight it
>Heart's beating incredibly fast and I really want to snap out of it even though nothing's happened yet
>Try to go back to sleep and semi succeed, drifting away
>Suddenly hear the laughter of small children directly over head
>It moves through the house in waves, getting quieter before it comes back loud again
>I have to fight to reopen my eyes to see wtf is going on
>Nothing but ceiling
>Able to jerk myself awake after this
>Have problems sleeping for hours afterwards
Why are skeletons always smiling???
Because their suffering is over
>>18763649
The ride never ends
CLASSIC NOPE THREAD
i'd greatly prefer an innawoods thread; but they seem to have died out. nothing on k either. i regret never saving any stories...
>>18763335
SAUCE PLEASE
>Elisa Lam takes some MDMA and meth
>Elisa feels sexy, hot
>Elisa picks up a black janitor working in the hotel
>Elisa is fucked by the huge black cock
>Elisa gets an orgasm and literally explodes
>Elisa lands in the water tank
>The janitor keeps quiet not to cause interracial sex scandal
>Even today nobody knows what happened
I heard this story from the black janitor himself while visiting Los Angeles for the International Palmistry Conference 2016. It is true!
>>18763179
Black Janitor Used Pound.
It was super effective.
Elisa Lam Fainted.
>>18763179
>>18763211
Underrated post
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Are octopuses the most /div/ animal?
http://www.ibtimes.com/octopus-made-better-world-cup-predictions-goldman-sachs-photos-1613882
Doing some short tarot readings. Give me your gender and query. Feedback would be appreciated.
>>18763928
Male
Love reading
Tell me some 3 AM Witching Hour stories /x/
39 minutes too late
>>18762753
I shall summon the old ones...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hUW6m6SOP0
>>18763191
>Image
What the fuck is this stupid shit?
Alright /x/ give me a hand here. Often in my dreams I'll dream of a very specific situation, then later on. About a month or so later, it happens precisely how it did in my dream.
I've gone to others about this and they said I have deja vu, but it happens so frequently now I can sense when I'm in that moment in my dream. (I often lucid dream) and I take note to commit it to memory. Then, later, sure enough it happens. Same words, angle, everything.
Most recent example is I was in a Best Buy with my sister because she was getting a new phone. I was sitting on a bench at the help desk and looked up at the tv that was playing an ad. Then all of a sudden it felt like everything lined up perfectly and I get this really weird sensation, not necessarily a chill. I can't really describe it.
Help me out /x/. I've tried talking to my girlfriend about it but she insists I'm making fun of her belief in the paranormal.
A lot of the times when I reach that moment in my dream it triggers my lucidity. Don't know if it's worth noting.
>>18762299
I've had this happen like 3-5 times in my life, freaks me out every time.
I try to do something different to get rid of the feeling and as soon as I do something different the feeling stops.
>>18762299
do you keep a dream journal?