Should we be worried?
You should always be worried irregardless.
/x/ worries about the caps on acorns being ever so slightly more curved than others.
Of course they're worried.
>>18767196
people have been assigning shit to these biblical passages forever. hal lindsey has been trying to predict the end times since like the 70s, he's going to die of old age before it actually fits any of the theories he's come up with.
every year somebody tries to force-fit a prophecy with current events.
no apocalypse yet.
For a couple nights now I have woke up around 5 am with an erection. Is this normal? [spoiler] Could it be Succubus related?
>>18767057
or your erection...
>>18767057
On the dot 5:00 am? Or 5-ish?
>>18767057
what do you do within the first hour after awakening in such a state?
Lost media thread
>>18767039
And mysterious media and shit like that.
Why exactly is the Max Headroom incident considered so spooky?
nobody knows where it came from, and they couldnt stop the feed
id love to get access to all the nutty emails and letters sent to the newspaper
theyve been deleting emails for 200 years
its a treasure trove of data from researchers
/x/, I'm in a real depressed mood and I had a conversation the other night with some friends about our paranormal, so It would be fan-freaking-tastic if we could get a nope thread going. I'll start.
>Be staying the night at my girlfriend's parents house
>She has some crazy stories from when she was younger about some weird creature that followed her but she hasn't seen anything for years
>She thinks her cat is her guardian angel, and the cat is 19 years old now
>We spent the night in her parents bed with the cat sleeping on me
>Wake up in the middle of the night to this sensation of something passing by my face. Almost wind, but it wasn't a real sensation just energy
>NOPENOPEKNOPE.flp
>I immediately think the cat died and her spirit was leaving past me-Wake up in the morning and she is fine
>Two weeks later we spend another night there house sitting and the night after we leave my gf complains about the same sensation waking her up every few minutes in her apartment
>NNNNOPE.word
Haven't told her about my experience because it would freak her out way too much. Pic semi related
It's a sad day for /x/ when nope threads are empty
>>18766838
That's creapy, but it could be some weird house related thing.. some. Houses get weird air flow in certain places.
I don't have anything that good.. I've got like 3 things that are semi-nude worthy.
1: (green text not necessary for this)
My mom told me a.story about how my grandfather was driving in the back of a car one day and saw a flash of light behind him. Claims he saw a UFO as clear as day, Shiney metal looking saucer. Then a subsequent flash and it was gone.
The other passengers saw the flash but didn't look to see the UFO.
He's not the kind of guy to lie, a very stern old army man. So either it was something explainable, or a legit UFO, but I believe it wasn't made up.
2:
>Be about 7
>Fall of my bike and graze my arm
>Blood coming out is a dark green, not red
>Freak out thinking I'm some sort of robot
>Run home to dad
>By the time I'm there, the graze is completely gone, but there is still pain.
It was very strange. It wasn't a grass stain, as I bailed on a tar road. To this day I have no damn clue why it looked like my blood was green, and what happened to the wound. I'm 99.99% sure it was my immature brain playing mind games, but it was creepy at the time, and for a while I was convinced I was a robot.
bumpo
Hey /x/, so a while ago I was tripping on mushrooms and had an epiphany. Pretty much pic relatied but... on a deeper level. Got any reading for this kind of thing?
>>18766837
Heyy, that's pretty good!
>>18766837
>>18766837
I saw a video about Mary's room. You should check the concept out.
found this image on my phone lf
skinny black legs doing what looks like running, i never took it, i'm
white with big muscle legs, (thats also my dog)
>>18766825
We already had one of these" muh spoopy picture I didn't take" threads
>>18766825
What is the silver thing on the right side of the picture? A door?
>>18766825
I blurry picture you "found" on your phone is not supernatural.
Since /b/ is full of pussies, post skype names and we can talk about paranormal experiences we've had, creepypasta, rituals, etc.
>>18766700
Nice try but I'm not skyping you so you can show me you shoving a needle down your dick
>>18766738
that's gross
where's the discord at?
This shit spooks me,
Any other weird last texts or videos before people have disappeared?
Yeah, one that always haunts me is "ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli"
>>18766695
Kek'd
How does one sell their soul to the devil? Do you have to seek him out or does he find you?
Is it one of does 1 in a million scenarios where you miraculously bump into him in some foggy dark road at 3am in the morning in the middle of nowhere?
How does it work?
the soul is not something you own.
There is no devil. However, there are 4th and 5th dimensional entities who will allow you to 'sell' your soul. They only want people who can generate large amounts of negative energy, either by mass manipulation of people or sacrificing living creatures.
Your willingness to sell your soul shows its lack of value.
Why not booze, man? Summon a devil at the crossroads and just offer them a gallon of rum. Granted you cant ask to be president, but you make a friend and frankly its a good deal.
I was on a board and I found this really fun story about 2 guys going all stalker out in the woods it was posted like last week or so (pic related it's the first part of the story)
>>18766662
Sauce?
>>18766662
Mor pls
Bamp
Hey, Im really curious about that tulpa girl that took over that anon's body.
are you around? wanna talk about the experience?
>>18766548
Don't encourage the skitzos, anon.
Anyone got some screens of the thread in question?
>>18766548
Not sure I'm the one you are referring to. But I have done work in a similar fashion. I feel now though that I've transcended. If only for a fleeting moment.
This was unironically one of the best times of my life
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>18766513
Moar
>>18766513
This House Has People In It
an ARG from adult swim. There were huge threads on it as more info came out for a week or so until everything was figured out and it sort of abruptly ended. It was like last summer I think? Pretty weird/creepy shit. The threads and speculation was all a fun time.
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>>18766326
I mean, if nobody registered anything in their reads, I doubt the threads would have the traction they do.
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>>18766329
Hi Ape! Pop by the IRC if you're free.
>>18766341
Since you're just here to troll you're not even going to bother, but you could get your own evidence by looking through the archives.
So, what about that alien, eh?
>>18766154
Which thread got you mad?
>>18766160
None.
I think this entire thing is bs.
mainly because it's been
d e b u n k e d
OP knows how to shitpost, big whoop.
Alright /x/, lets settle this once and for all.
Who REALLY killed MLK, Jr.
James Earl Jones.
bumping. who?
his own people
same with malcolm x
for all you know al sharpton ordered the hits.