I wish to enslave a demon to train in the martial arts with it, how do I go about doing that? I don't want to lose control of it and it rampage and kill me. I want to train using a demon so I don't hold back in my training, I don't want to kill a human.
>>19544924
lucid dreaming would work easier, OP
just build a dreamworld that's realistic and punch bad guys to death while yer dreaming.
Telepathy thread. If you don't know telepathy post a reply instead of responding telepathically
A concept is being broadcast on wideband.
What is it?
>>19544817
I don't know cause you fucking suck at broadcasting it
>>19544854
Then describe what you did get. :^)
Кaк тeбя зoвyт
>>19544782
I'm doing good how about you? :)
>>19544794
бoльнoй мaть
>>19544782
That joke doesn't work in Russian.
ITT: historical/philosophical texts/thinkers to help someone who understands the world through modern science become more 'spiritual'
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compatibilism
>>19544643
Read anything by Jung. He was a respected academic and psychoanalyst that studied the occult world extensively. His Red Book details his own spiritual experience.
>>19544643
What questions do you have?
The most basic one; we derive from the same energy as everything else.
EU theory not completely accurate has some things true.
Hey goys,
was listening to a podcast with Martin Shkreli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTNOWSKMS10
at the beginning of the interview the black guy next to Martin mentions he was at a bank and Martin is really surprised by it and calls it 'some illuminati shit'
later at around 22:30 Martin brings up said bank again calling it 'one of the most secret and elite places there is'... nobody knows what that is'
Said bank is called Bridge and Capital if i heard correctly.
Any of you tin foil heads know anything about this?
Can someone give me 'a brief rundown', as some would say.
>pic related only to the level of male vitality rewarded to the anon who can deliver info on post.
go back to /pol fuck face
>>19544609
rude
>>19544609
rude
Assuming you don't die instantaneously in the near or distant future, are you mentally prepared for when you die?
i want closure
>>19544472
I would be more concerned about your fate though.
>>19544575
I'll bite, why is that?
you know Jennifer
bad things don't happen to you just because you're a pop star. they happen because you have the most disgusting, revolting, irritating personality and you always did. and you look just as disgusting as you do inside. that is why you are just some fucktoy that is used up spit on and then flashed around on stage to show the world "look at this fucking basket case we have created"
I am not going to be your savior. I hate you and I don't owe you anything. I don't owe anyone anything.
>>19544173
>>19544173
yeah juck jenny
She has a few good songs imo
idk what i just did im rushing as i type this so i please am sorry for the typos but i got access into some private fucking network i thibnk and now i am getting calls from unknown blocked numbers and im afraid im gonna be fuckin killed
ill provide a screen but i feel like i m being watched and i gtg but basically ill say i got a program that was called rjw.sh from someone on dark web irc network and i scanned it then opened it and it automaticaly opened this website and after like 10 mins i got a call from an unknown number that was just static and it hung up on me
i gtg i am being watched i think
dont wory op you will be fine ok hah: )
>>19544070
keep us posted, senpai
how is this /x/ related?
I think the tv and my cellphone are reading/implanting thoughts and emotions into my mind.
I legitimately think there are men in black suburbans monitoring me around the corner from my apartment because I uncovered some draconian mind control technology patents on the internet and have been trying to show people the information
I seriously believe I strangled a reptilian presence hiding in my boiler room closet yesterday and purged him with the name of Jesus and with my bare hands wrapped around his throat.
I believe 80% of people are autonomous bugmen with no self/thought control completely cut off from their true selves.
My father is an agent and works for ((((them)))
Am I schizo? I don't think I am but a real schizo would believe all of their delusions correct?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b01Bnr1aXt8
Please seek help anon
>>19543975
how?
Why would they make these if the big happening is in a few weeks? Wouldn't we all die before they can be used?
>>19543707
For the survivors
Maybe they're going to be 'shelters' after catastrophe
>>19543707
Redpill me anon what's going on
>>19543707
Don't trust them. Don't let them lead you underground.
HFY Thread. I've written three so far. One is independent, the other two are collaborated. Let me know what you think.
Sit down boys, you all like hearing some of my old war stories don't ya? Yeah that's what I thought. The year was around 2345 when we made first contact with the species from RN-2523-Sol-Triple, yep those guys. We ran smack dab in to them in the beta centaur system or whatever in the shmarg they called it. Thankfully our boys in those scout ships figured out it was just a scouting ship as well. I remember seeing on the news that we had made contact with another sentient species but it wasn't too surprising seeing that we used to belong to the Ulong Federation. They weren't as advanced as the Federation but they were around the same technologically as us so we got along like the two lame largos in the back of class. I remember when I saw one for the first time, I had just gotten out of the academy and I was a bodyguard for an ambassador on the way to neutral space in the Harl system. They don't look that threatening, they don't have scales, they don't have large muscles like some species, but they are pretty nifty. I even got to talk to one of them for a few minutes, apparently they were really excited to meet other sentient beings, but that's weird considering the Federation is around. After that meeting I didn't see another one of them for about five standard cycles. We had been trading technology, star charts, and resources back and forth before the Federation came stomping on our door step with a fleet. It was an apparent show of power and I remember being in the room when we got word that making contact with the Humans was now forbidden. Like everyone else in the room I was curious, but speaking out of line can cost you your rank. I didn't get the answer to why weren't allowed to contact the homosapiens that day but I got it the day after from a senators daughter I was mating with.
Apparentally the human's system was within the Sporegorn territory. I can't say that I spilled the morgs on the intel but when the general population found out there was a great time of mourning. You don't know about the Sporegorn? I don't know what they're teaching hatchlings nowadays. Well the Sporegorn are the intergalactic equivalent to a flesh eating disease. They hit a world with one of their egg spores and they multiply and slaughter the inhabitants, dirty reptiles, not clean like us. Well, the general population requested that we aid the humans in some way seeing that we were their greatest ally and we valued them as great friends. Ofcourse we wouldn't leave the Humans to be slaughtered, our friendship hand grown too strong to allow that. I along with other commandos were sent to their homeplanet, Earth, to help train their soldiers in the same contengincy plans we had for Sporegorn invasion. We gave them old military and civilian ships that we could spare without the Federation noticing, we gave them large caches of energy weapons, we gave them raw materials so they could maybe hold out longer with out our direct help, but that was before the call came for complete retreat. Apparentally the Federation had withdrawn their defensive perimeter around our systems, and refused any contact with us. We were in the dark and our leaders knew what was coming, we were sold out as more meat to the Sporegorn.
We were alone and afraid. We knew the Sporegorn were coming for us but we didn't know if they'd hit us or the Humans first so we advised them to hold their territories while we held ours.
>>19543676
I fucked that up didn't I.
We were alone and afraid. We knew the Sporegorn were coming for us but we didn't know if they'd hit us or the Humans first so we advised them to hold their territories while we held ours. Billions of our men were conscripted into the army and navy, we needed more soldiers and even that wasn't enough. We were pumping out fighter after fighter knowing we would need every thing we could get our hands on. Then came the message that shook our people to their core. The Sporegorn had broken through our weak blockade on an outer system and within a single planetary rotation would be attacking a small colony, any ships in the sector were sent to evacuate all the civilians but only a few hundred thousand were saved while millions were slaughtered by a Sporegorn onslaught. The sent word to the Humans that the Sporegorn attacked us and we received word they hadn't seen any sign of them, we warned them to stay in their territory and protect their people no matter what happened. Blockade after blockade was broken and colonies were either abandoned or slaughtered until eventually the Sporegorn fleet was on the edges of our home system.
We had amassed a fleet larger than we had ever before, four capital ships, a dozen dreadnoughts, close to fifty heavy cruisers, hundreds of frigates, and hundreds of thousands of fighters, but our numbers were severely lacking compared to the millions of Sporegorn Rippers amassed in our system. The Great Battle of Onexi commenced within the last days of the standard 2351st cycle.
Not just a creepy images thread, let's post artwork/photos of settings that give you feeling of dread, despair, fear, sadness, insanity, etc. or all of the above.
I'll post what I have to get an idea of what I mean
Something is off, this doesn't feel like the same simulation I think God quicksaved and we are heading into apocalypse, stay safe anons.
>>19543293
we are heading into the point of no return. Just grin and bear with it.
>>19543293
>this doesn't feel like the same simulation
How do you feel a simulation?
>>19543293
Here have a pic related on the possibility of why.
So is poppy an agent of the Illuminati satanitronic machine or what?
>>19543133
That's a tape player. I know you kids are young but at one point in time that's how we played music.
*butt-slut
>>19543150
I will tell you I grew up with a walkman(and a bit later a discman)
okay so somthing fucking idk weird happen just now sorry for my english but anyways i need your help to see if i was about to astral project or fucking die or idk get rape by a alien like i have no idea 1st time this has ever happen anyways ill try to greentext
>sleeping is fucked up about a hour ago try to take a nap
>at that point where ur fires burn and u just feel them closeing
>go to sleep have a dream about me fighting off a smart dog or somthing i guess one of the only things i rember was it smiling at the end
>wake up look around still tried as fuck my dog is sleeping right next to me on the couch
>feel myself dirfting when the happen
>feel like idk how to say it BAM im awake and i feel like i cant move like im in a force sheild is holding me
>everthing shake like vibrating kinda violent
>im freaking the fuck out i can hear my own breathing loud in my head somthing i have never herd
>then what feels like my view of my pc screen *where im laying down taking a nap* is like a foot higher
>hear weird sounds like if u listion too thos skyking threads is the closes i can say
>everthing seems more grey or idk just dimmer
>still freaking out idk whats happening if im dieing or what
>starts to feel hard to breath for a few moments*tho this could be due to me loseing my mind
>then BAM im back down kinda breathing like a ran a mile for a few moments look away dog is fine he or the other one is not freaking out
so ya idk what the hell happen thats never happen before and i have tons of sleep paralysis tho notting spooky just cant move your body stay clam and breath and try to move a finger etc etc but this is something way fucking different
anyways please if anyone can let me know
oh and just to say i did feel a slight headack at the back of my head but it went away very fast
anyways im sorry for my english if anyone know somthing or have any ideas would love to hear them
>>19543306
You might've had sleep paralysis. Not too /x/ an answer but still possible
>>19543312
ya i thoght about it but i have been having SP since i was a kid
all it was all the time like ever week for 17 years was cant move keep clam and breath and try to move your fingers
but what really made me think AP
was the fact when this was happening i could still see around me and could see the vid i stop right before laying down i could see my dog near me the light from the outside and then when like my view rase like a foot above me is when i was staring to lose it but ya it could of been SP if so that had to be the wrost one i ever heard of