father finger, father finger
where are youuuu?
here i am!
here i am!
how do you dooo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=463F4_K3FGg
>>18770202
wow i love adult swim
>>18770528
not adult swim, bruh
that's google's video making AI
search "finger family" in youtube, it pumps out thousands of these videos a day
>>18770596
ik it was a joke
What the fuck you didn't even spell eel correctly.
You're a miserable excuse for a human being
>>18770119
that's part of the joke fagot
>>18770138
I don't get it.
an1 have spooky ass videos. like top of the class spook. super duper bored
pic unrelated its my goddamn dogs
>>18770009
10/10
>>18770009
Nice . now burn the hair off it and lets have a barbeque. We can make sanwitches from it.
Hey /x/, wasn't sure where else to bring this.
Ronaldo is having twins with a surrogate. He has a perfectly healthy girlfriend and child.
He's an incredibly wealthy celebrity who probably believes in eugenics because of his athletic background.
What are the chances that his babies have been designed to have superior genes? And what are the chances that all rich people will soon be doing this if they haven't already begun it?
>>18769986
I don't really care for the guy, honestly. If you can't see the obvious implications of this you're being pretty deliberately obtuse.
Bought to trade in my laptop and found this pic, not really a story to it just found it weird i don't remember saving anything like this
yawn
the ol' found something PARANORMAL on my computer thread
>>18769935
really? that's pretty spooky, anon.
>>18769935
>literally a halloween movie wallpaper
stop
how do i summon the dark ones
Turn off the lights
inb4
>>18769882
Damnit, there goes my "shout nigger out the window" joke.
Ever notice that it's damn near impossible to say "llama" more than five times without bursting into tears and hysterics? Well that's because of the ancient Incan curse of the llama. Back then llamas were known to bite off villagers' tongues.
So go ahead, say "llama" six times in front of the mirror, but don't say I didn't warn you.
>>18769708
BRRRRAAAAPPPP
>>18769708
wtf why is this real
How can I summon some sort of spirit companion, something that's always around and I can talk to whenever I want and can talk back to me.
Ball up in the fetal position and sob loudly until your parents get worried enough to come and see what's wrong.
Or start talking to yourself
>>18769689
They're everywhere man. They're looking for an easy mark like you thats lookin for them. You're on /x/. Problem already mostly solved.
>>18769689
modern cell phones accomplish this quite easily.
With all the weak paranormal horror recently in film with more of a focus on psychological or real life horror (such as that Get Out film), does any director seem apt for adapting something like Junji Ito's work as a sort of revival of good old fashioned paranormal horror? Less damaged people, more cosmic horrors.
>>18769650
Feel like Junji Ito strikes the perfect balance between cosmic horrors and damaged people
>>18769665
How is that a balance? What's the difference between cosmic horror & damaged people. Synonym existence.
>>18769665
But the damaged people aren't always just that. With a lot of big name horror (at least in western media), it focuses totally on the psyche of the damaged. Junji's casts are normally driven by some indescribable supernatural force. Everything from Glyceride to his opus Uzumaki, there's something there behind it all. A threat that is literally incomprehensible is more scary than something you can explain. "Oh, he's got X disorder, so that's why he does this." does not equate to unfathomable horrors.
Paranormal, religious texts, and philosophies are records/influences of humans with technology to live eternal life interacting with humans who were other than possessing technology to live eternal life.
People who didn't have technology to live eternal life have explained their experiences with humans who have technology to live eternal life as psi, parapsychology, paranormal, religion, and philosophy.
What I'm saying is texts of religions, histories, and philosophies are records or influenced of interactions with humans who had technology to live eternal life.
What I'm saying is humans have had technology to live eternal life since thousands of years earlier than now.
Videos below are proofs of technology to live eternal life:
https://youtu.be/nbJoHi9MS0Y
https://youtu.be/nEVTU4iHk94
https://youtu.be/ku52TW6Ghyk
>>18769602
what the fuck
>>18769602
Who the fuck wants eternal life, at least in this incarnation of it? This is basically a cosmic job, and I wanna retire some day, even if it's to a different job.
Story time guys. I SWEAR this story is 100% TRUE. It's kinda weird, but whatever.
>be me, 11 years old in the year 2002
>watching TV at around noon
>mom cooking lunch in the kitchen, dad at work
>sister doing some stupid shit in her room
>watching local TV because we had to pay the cable bill on the weekend, this was either Thurday or Friday
>btw I lived in Nashville, Tennessee
>only like three channels: all public access independently owned shit
to be continued.
>>18769568
Fake
>channel that was static earlier that week started broadcasting
>ayy lmao that's neat.jpg
>started basic local adverts and shit
>starts playing some weird ass shit
>recalling back now, looked like some MK-Ultra shit.
>my brain started hurting and I heard white noise, not a lot, just barely noticeable pain
>it starts out as flashing images and a weird sounding song, turns into political clips of JFK doing shit, Clinton and Nixon doing stuff, and that sort of shit
>i start getting REALLY angry all of the sudden, start seeing bullseyes in random places
>mom turns off TV and gives me my lunch, not even noticing what was shown
a few weeks after that I'd hear voices in my head and have random homicidal tendencies. but that went away. I really wondered why I felt like that and why it was shown there. Do y'all know anything?
Starting with Schloss Tegal. I will bump every once in awhile as the board is slow and I am listening whenever I bump.
Schloss Tegal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO3iWJ5pdCM&list=PLLbtCWrS5pwiq_EIw9mvqXHDc0F87GJdq
/x/ or /x], but never /X/
Bump
https://youtu.be/dPrt1XELYPA
Ya got this guy claiming to be channeling an intelligent being from the star sytem of SIRIUS called Bashar. Then you got Bashar Al Assad and SYRIA. Will I be the first to ask what that's all about?
>>18769510
Didn't they already determine that she was most likely throwing just gang signs from previous, slightly more seedy parts of her life?
Screamer thread
>>18769123
i don't have any but bumping in hopes somebody out there does.
this
http://screamer.wikia.com/wiki/Screamer_Wiki
>>18769123
I remember me and my cousins finding this shit when we were kids and the computer volume just happened to be on full fucking blast so we all just left cause we were too spooked to turn it off and we got back a while later with my mom full raging pissed and a broken computer. Fun times, thanks for the memories, Op.
I was visiting abandoned houses with a friend, which we usually do together, and we found pic related in a storage room. It's really fucking weird, because we found it in the most hidden room of the house. Shortly later, we realised someone had been living in the house recently, because we found food leftovers and a mattress. The house was huge, and that person wasn't the owner, as he lived in an unconnected part of the house, which was closed up tight. We found the person living there, who turned out to be a crazy old man that confronted us the moment he saw us (which made us run like little bitches). I highly doubt he was responsible for the doll thing, given he was very old and the doll room was a bit hard to reach, and he had difficulty just walking.
The room in which we found the dolls was also used to store wine bottles, if that's somehow relevant.
Another pic of one of the dolls. Most of them were dismembered.
Looks to be either an elaborate prank or some kind of vodoo.
I wouldn't think much of it, either option makes the doer seem less than sane.
(And by visiting i mean shamelessly breaking into)