Sasquatch thread
Talk about Sasquatch
>>18835261
http://www.ktvb.com/news/idaho-woman-says-she-crashed-because-she-saw-a-sasquatch/425548710
proof: i live in Boise, therefore Sasquatch is real.
>>18835261
I've been looking through videos for days and I've stumbled upon a rare sighting, check 25 seconds into this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p48-G4KmRXk
>>18835527
how do you feel when people say you saw a bear standing on his hind legs?
I have heard some weird things have been happening during this Hurricane we've been having here in Queensland.
Post what you've found so far.
Here is one story I heard. There was this weird patch of lightning constantly over Bowen and someone saw lighting goblins or some fuckin thing they are calling them. They said they are about 2 foot high and bounce around shooting bolts of lightning from their arms like spiderman. I thought, what a bunch of shit. They are all fuckin drug addicts up in bowen I reckon, spouting shit like that.
Anyway, I snapped this mongrel this afternoon. Little Great White. If he doesn't get out to sea again, he won't survive long because they can't last in brackish water for more than a day. Poor bastard.
Just got him as he jumped out the water. I thought it was a duck or something at first, little fin, and then he started picking up speed and I thought, oh fuck me down.
It's a cyclone you cock head
>>18835189
Ahhhh whatever the fuck it's called mate. I don't watch the goddamn news, it's all fear mongering. Did you see those fuckheads surfboarding in that swollen river? Goddamn me all they did was shit on them for about 10 minutes. I thought, well if they fall of and drown that's their problem, now move onto something else.
Goddamn fuckin channel 7 shit.
>>18835194
Yeah proper. If you're gonna convince people not to do it why would you show kids having fun doing the wrong thing. It's not gonna convince anyone not to fuck around in the flood.
Hello! It's been a while since I've browsed my beloved /x/ so I'm going to do a cap dump of all my favorite stories ive seen on /x/, plus with some caps of replies that made me laugh even while shitting with fear.
Please feel free to share caps (or just some of your own stories)
Dmitri, whether real or just run of the mill pasta was entertaining either way.
>>18835000
>>18835006
Enough time has passed.
The people that have tried his spells should have a verdict.
What is the final consensus on M and his spells?
>>18834531
Who M
anon who posted 3 spells (4?) over a few days this year.
go fetch, love spell, etc.
come on, they were the most active threads for a few days straight couple weeks back...
How to summon a low demon to protect me?
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Do any anons know a werewolf ritual,spell,curse or invocation I could perform?
>inb4 furfag
>>18833132
>inb4 furfag
Straight-Fur
Not sure. I'm a dog trainer and I just like being around dogs and their happy spirits. Maybe try having a close and respectful relationship with a dog irl
Step 1 - Find a wolf
Step 2 - Fuck a wolf
I'm looking for a spell or demon to summon to curse two people as badly as possible. I will be seeing them at a convention soon. Any suggestions?
>>18833085
reported to the international magical board of demonologists and cosplayers.
>>18833089
Oh Shit
>>18833085
My cousin's friend's dog told me that a book called Lemegeton might contain demons you can summon and some of them specialize in foes.
That's just what I heard.
Pic related. Ancient Egyptians fascination and worship of cats always interested me. I also feel like cats are a good judge of character and have some sort of connection with stuff (most) people can't see or feel. What are your thoughts /x/?
>>18832884
If you are attracted to cats, they might be your familiar.
I believe a cat can be an incarnation of an assented master, yes.
Cats can't create they can only destroy… humanity has Worship them for a reason anon
>>18832884
Any special power that cats may have, Humans have 9x more.
Thoughts on fluoride? In the water? In toothpaste? Besides a water filter, how do you stop from poisoning yourself?
>>18832785
Kindly explain, WTF is /x/ about this?
Just about as /x/ as dream threads and tarot threads
i actually add fluoride to my water and food because i barely get enough from the government.
So I'm reading a book right now (by Montalk) and it details the main alien races that come to this planet. Greys, Reptillians, Nordics and so on.
I've heard from good sources that these fuckers exist.
Question is how do I meet with them? Or communicate with them? I'm not afraid of them at all and would cooperate if they wanted to experiment.
No drugs.
>>18832667
>How to make contact?
Join SETI.
No, seriously, there is this thing called SETI@home, join.
>>18832667
Do you really want to take that risk?
>>18832691
Probably.
Care to go on?
tfw you realize magick is all psychological and not paranormal at all. shits boring man. i wanna sell my soul for powers
>>18832658
Most of it is... but not ALL of it. If you think that makes it boring, you need to read THIS. You might be surprised.
>>18832658
wtf do you think psychology is anon? it's magic under a different name, look up the people behind it they were all deep into the occult.
>>18832692
can magick make you levitate? can it allow you the ability to shapeshift? can i change my eye color by blinking? can i summon actual deities and see/hear them vividly? no. all i can do is trick myself into thinking life isnt a boring mess of shit so yay 4 magick
Possible residue from old Samsung logo without upside down V from home video footage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ov7R3e9Y-k
what is supposed to be wrong here m8?
>>18832138
Someone fix this thread bot. It's spamming nonstop.
>>18832138
You know, the A being different is a sign of counterfeit, right? Kek.
This is all over the news.
"New York City-based design firm Clouds Architecture Office has plans to build a skyscraper that would hang down from the sky suspended by air cables attached to an asteroid, making it the world’s tallest building. As dezeen learned, the supertall, dubbed Analemma Tower, would not be built on Earth but instead have a “space-based” foundation. Each day, the tower, which would be constructed over Dubai, would travel between the northern and southern hemispheres, with the slowest part of the tower’s trajectory occurring over New York City."
What do you guys think of this new viral sensation?
http://www.nbcnews.com/mach/space/firm-floats-plan-hang-colossal-skyscraper-asteroid-n739601
Fucking stupid
It's a good idea and will be a huge success, just like Mars One
>>18832021
How will it be the world's tallest building when its not attached to the world? Checkmate.
What is it?? keeps cropping up in my life
Looks like a2001 obelisk
>>18831655
it's the middle eastern symbol for a banana on a stick
it is also a good wand, with +25 intellect and +80 spell power
>>18831655
/thread
Has anyone here ever successfully managed to gather >10 followers for a religion? I'm trying to start a cult but I'm not sure how to reach out to people about it, should I just be charismatic?
>>18831577
>should I just be charismatic?
>turns to /x/ for guidance
You're not a cult leader material. None of the successful ones come to /x/ to ask.
I believe I have a lot of followers supporting me in my life. A cult leader is very different from some one who lives by example and preaches a peaceful lifestyle.