Convince me aliens habe visited Earth.
I do believe in aliens. In our huge universe there has to be an abundance of alien life out there. But they are either where we are technologically and haven't mastered space travel. Or they have and don't give a flying fuck about us.
Give me the most compelling evidence you have or can find that aliens have visited our planet.
>>18868241
Self bump? I really do want some sort of evidence that could convince me.
>>18868241
THIS will convince you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0iKuf8F14Q
KEK
>>18868322
Cant tell if this was meant to be serious or not lel. Git gudder m80
Is MK-ULTRA still active?
>>18868198
yes
>>18868200
How do you know?
>>18868198
Dun dun dun!!!!
C'mon boi
forced meme is forced
>>18868188
This isn't a meme board.
>>18868190
That isn't an argument.
any thoughts on this??? Any experience??
>>18868159
fixed it for you
http://noiamarkmik.net/SexualAlchemy.pdf
enjoy cumming for hours!
I'm here to drop some truth on you guys.
In no particular order, here we go:
-Your dreams are meaningless in any grand scheme. You aren't getting glimpses into other worlds, or anything remotely similar. DMT is a hallucinogen which is released during REM sleep. If there is any meaning to be had from it, it is your brain working out problems relevant only to your own life and nothing more.
-You are not special. You do not possess telekinetic powers, tulpas are literally self-induced multiple personality disorder, God does not talk to you, demons are bullshit. You don't have magical powers, because magic don't real. You aren't a psychic. You're a bored, hyper imaginative teenager with entirely too much free time on your hands, or you burned yourself out on drugs/have a mental illness.
-You can never become a vampire, succubi are mythological and purely mythological. Likewise for pretty much every other "spoopy" demi-human entity you can think of: werewolves, fleshgaits, sasquatch, bigfoot, the list goes on. It does not into real.
-There are other worlds than these, but you can't see them, feel them, interact with them, and you certainly don't get some special privilege to peer into them in your sleep. They are parallel and do not interact with each other.
-Mandela effect is bullshit. Really. Your brain is actually one of the worst possible things to rely on when it comes to remembering things, and there's a reason the saying "you can't trust your own mind" is a thing.
-Lucid dreaming is real, but you're still trapped in your own head while you do it. Deal with it. No amount of cognitive dissonance is going to change this fact. On the other hand, out of body projection is total horse shit.
The idea of "potion making" is not witch craft, it is alchemy, which is essentially the ancestor of chemistry. In the same vein, you absolutely cannot imbue some random object with super speshul energeez to ward off ghosts or some stupid shit, because it does not into real.
Extraterrestrial life exists, has visited this planet numerous times throughout human history, and is still here now. There are multiple species out there. We are not remotely alone. An as yet unknown alien species sent a probe out at some indeterminate time, which arrived in early 2012 before returning home. What will happen next is unclear.
-Earth has not ever had trees as big around as mountains that extended miles into the atmosphere. This is absolutely high fantasy, along with elves, orcs, trolls, demons, angels and whatever other fictional creation you can think of.
t. I made you
Tl;dr
>U-URE NOT SOESHUL I AM !1!1!!11!!1
fuck off larping faggot
Hey. So ive recently recovered from a year long drug addiction. My family has decided to take me to the exorcist. Should i fake it if nothing hppens? im a firm believer in demons but i doubt my drug addiction was caused by possesion as it was mostly due to emotional issues.
If i should fake it, give me ideas. i will execute them. I have over a month to prepare
>TL;DR - tell me how to fake demonic possesion to the best of my ability.
pic unrelated
>>18867949
Do not fake it. Just be calm and normal.
Maybe they'll gradually get embarrassed and silently agree to stop trying to get the DEMUNS out of you.
>>18867958
obviously i would fake getting better too. Its gonna be fun if i fake it.
>tfw you have a blasphemy and possession kink and this exact scenario literally has happened to multiple people in your own life but never to you.
I mean being forced into an exorcism is horrible, but the fucked up degenerate in me can't help but feel slightly jealous.
The translations of the Ars Notoria I have seen all mention a way to 'entangle' two compass needless with a lodestone for communication over distances.
The actual method for doing this is usually not included for some reason.... Weird.
Does anyone know where I can get a hold of it?
>>18867941
I'm also interested. Seems like a cool idea. Although I'm absolutely sure the ritual procedures as laid out in the Ars Notoria aren't particularly important, I'd be interested in seeing how this book gets those involved in the ritual to become invested in the idea of entangling compasses so much so as to actually entangle them.
No ritual necessary, just natural magnetism doing its work. Two chunks simply being of the same original stone is enough.
>>18869223
seems to me the idea is that when one person moves the needle in one compass, the other needle orients itself to the same position in the other compass, no matter where the two compasses are located.
April 6, 3:28am, raining at around 35-39°F
Only possible thing I can think of is a moth, but even for a moth the dimensions are very strange. It's also a little too cold (and wet) for it to be moseying around.
just looks like a fly OP, nothing paranormal
>>18867935
Nah just some kind of bug. But what are those two glowing things in the dark to the left? I thought they were eyes.
So what the fuck is this, saw it while exploring an old bunker.
Lads I swear I just moved my keyboard with my mind
AMA
>>18867908
ok explain
>>18867953
i was sitting at my desk, i stared at my keyboard for a couple of seconds and one end moved forward by like an inch
mental
Do it again on webcam. But get someone else to start the cam so your brain powers don't know they're being recorded and get stage fright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euikn0NM8GA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS IT?
Shitty art project
yea not watching that fuck you its 1 am and nobodys home
I've switched to The Big Bang Theroy lol
For some inexplicable reason, you wake up tomorrow unable to see or hear anything on any screen or speaker in the world. This never goes away. No one believes you at first. Scans indicate your brain doesn't even process information like other people do when subjected to video or sound from speakers. You can't even see light from a screen. You start to notice how much people stare at blank screens.
How would your life play out?
>>18867795
>can't use internet anymore
Immediate suicide.
>>18867800
Oh boo hoo hoo!
Get the FUCK outside and WORK.
I see what OP is trying to say, we have become like mindless zombies.
>>18867795
I'd switch the router off for 2 mins and switch it back on again
Anybody wanna test my psychic abilities?
Google an image, make up some co-ordinates for it (eg, 893-712), and then post the co-ords.
I'll try to guess/picture the image.
>>18867730
917-320
>>18867737
A black and white photo?
It's dark.
Wooden.
Some type of wooden cage?
A well or mine? A witch?
>>18867730
250-190
Imagine if these were real...anyway so how about that Alien Covenant ha ha!
https://youtu.be/YiDLqLxS9rQ
Any of you /x/ people movie goers? SCARY MOVIE THREAD
>tfw alien 3 rekt the series, when they could have followed the vastly superior plot to the dark horse comics
>also sigourney weaver is too old to be the main character anymore
they could have at least made alien 5 while she was young enough and had aliens fuck up a cyber punk earth
>>18867767
NOW YOU JUST FUCKING WAIT RIGH THERE MISTER, CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I HEARD THE BLADERUNNER UNIVERSE AND THE ALIEN UNIVERSE IS THE SAME!
>>18867778
I'd like to think so
>be me 19
>grandmother dies
>didn’t want people to wear black to her funeral
>wants red instead
>go to nearby department store for red dress shirt
>because poor fag, need to buy from clearance racks
>literal warehouse of unorganized clothing on circular racks
>goddammit.jpg
>recruit an employee to my cause
> spend literal hours there
>check every rack and stop in the middle of warehouse
> look up and say “there’s no way i’m going to find it”
>Looks down at feet and see crumpled up ball of red fabric
>Employees sweating bullets
>checks tag
>exactly
>my
>size
When did you start believing in the paranormal /x/?
>>18867725
Why were they sweating?
>>18867725
I grew up in a very religious family so I had always known about higher entities/deities and while I've had paranormal experiences, I was never a skeptic before having them.
>>18867725
What's the sauce on the gif
i know this is from some extreme haunted house but i can't remember the name, does anyone know?
>>18867679
No, it's from a movie about a canibal. The guy who's friend let him eat him. Some such. The real life Hannibal. Someone must know the details.
>>18868122
der metzgermeister was the internet handle of a german man named Armin Meiwes. I've always known that photo had something to do with it, but never knew that authenticity or source.
at first I thought that the legs were supposed to belong to the guy in the back, but if you look you can clearly see that the guy in the back is wearing jeans and standing up
anyways, people have been trying to sauce this for years