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>Waiting there at the end of the driveway for the bus to arrive
>In Front of me is the narrow road, and a neighbor's house
>Everything is surrounded by trees
>I keep looking around, paranoid as fuck, listening for the slightest sound
>Nothing
>Realize that there is no sound
>On normal days there's always birds, and frogs and other shit you'd hear at a swamp cause we were near one
>Really freaked out now
>Wish I had brought the dog with me as a early warning alarm cause its a tiny Pomeranian
>On one side of the driveway there's a ditch with a small stream that runs under the road and beyond
>That ditch has a fork
>One leads to a river in the woods
>The other leads to deep woods
>I keep looking in that area, my gut is telling me to run home
>Decide to be a good bro and wait for 7 year old sis
>Bus finally comes
>Pick her up and run as fast as I can to the house
>I swear I saw a shadow in the woods around the ditch as I ran

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>Decided not to tell my parents what happened when they got home a hour later
>Sister though I was playing when I picked her up and ran
>It's night, in bed on my phone browsing memes
>Its 12am
>Hear something on the wooden deck that wraps around half my house (From front door to back door)
>Something is on the deck, I hear the footsteps
>Heart stops, cold sweat, I turn off my phone
>Keep one eye open to look at window that looks over the deck
>I just lay there for a minute
>Eventually sleep

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>6:45 am
>Bus will be here in ten minutes
>Take a aluminium baseball bat with me as I make the journey to the end of the driveway
>Parents already at work, sister dropped at babysitter who waits with her at another bus stop
>Look around at the woods again, bat ready to deliver punishment
>No sound again
>Always hear woodpeckers in the morning, with frogs and mosquitoes to add diversity
>Nothing, not even mosquitoes
>Seriously creeped
>Bus comes, throw bat in bush
>I see a shadow in the woods as the bus pulls away

>>18871200
I remember I tried to use it a long time ago with some girl I knew back then. It didn't work at all, didn't move.
Also, if you pronounce it like weejee, then don't even try it, spirits will mock you for that.

>>18871200
>ouija
>not using diacritic signals
>not even letters like æ, o and å

>>18871200
Don't use ouija boards. I have read a good amount of true stories of people being fucked up by them. There is power in negative self-suggestion and you can just be "playing around" and accidentally predict you're going to die in the next week. Then all of a sudden, you're left with a genuine prediction of your death that you can't pin down to just a game. This isn't a usual thing that happens, just an example. The most stories I've read about are people getting caught onto demons, and then having this demon somehow start invading into their life. Look up Zozo/Zuzu and you'll find a ton of stories.

Anon is bound to say "whatever, this is bullshit", but you will find like I said a lot of true stories about people getting fucked by Ouija experiences. Empirically, they are not good to use.

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>>18871172

>>18871172
Hail Gremory!!

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Yeah summon a demon, sounds like a great idea.

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>>18871141
The pictures from the moon landing is fake, beacuse there is something up there they really don't want us to see...

/x/ is a dangerous place

>>18871149
Delete that post please, stop spreading bullshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t6eGEThm3c

>>18871075
>Draw a pattern
>Assign an arbitrary meaning to it
>Claim the meaning comes from the pattern and vice versa
>Make up ways to find the pattern in nearly anything
>???
>PROFIT!!!

>>18871075
Here's the best advice I've ever heard given RE: your concerns about Christian connotations:

Just get over Christism, dude.
Don't hate it.
Don't love it.
Don't listen to quasi literate /fringe/ memes about LE DEMIURGE.
Don't go full stormfag.
Don't go Orthodox Jew.
Just fucking let go

>>18871037
>You smell the shit, the pus, the puke of the popular cultur minded spirit
No no, that's third nose.

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>>18871037
this is a wise man

>>18871037
>Waking up is realizing you were born in a trashbin
I more like the notion of a field of manure, when you wake up a bit you're usually lying face down in the shit. Don't worry, there is still sky and flowers. The flowers grow from the shit.

>>18870652
>free from natural laws
>gravity
you'll float away!

>>18870694
haha, what about being the one who decides how much gravity their is? that is what it means to be from natural law to me. To have mastery over it.

>>18870751
there*, to be free from*

Drug deal

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>be me
>walking alone in the woods one day exploring
>hear something behind me
>slowly turn around
>it's a succubus I forgot I summoned last Thursday
>he says "you will die!" And runs at me
>I shoot it with my 7 gauge shotgun full of rock salt
>he keeps coming at me
>I whip out my stupid fat cock and start masturbating
>I cum holy water on him
>it's enough to slow him down
>I start running away
>finally get back to my house
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Guys this happened 17,000 decades ago and I'm literally shitting myself as I type this.

>>18870212

In the early 90's i used to take a bus to work, would typically come home about 5pm and have 6 pm dinner. The bus let me off as it normally did and I popped into the local "bar" to get lottery tickets and quick beer, I left to walk home at 5:45 (I had two beers) and it's typically a two minute walk home, i stopped in the backyard and had a cigarette before going in the house.
When i entered the house it was 8pm and my right knee was bothering me (not unusual as i had two surgeries as a result of a childhood accident) but couldn't account for the "lost" time. When I went to apply Bengay cream to my knee I found what was a near perfect straight line surgical incision across my bad right knee. To this day my orthopedic doctors insist it was a third surgery and the surgeon did a "great job" because of the very fine near perfect line/scar that it left and no "stitch" scars, laser perfect. I always joke about it and say i was abducted when doctors ask, "when did you have that surgery"?

>lights flashed red
It's nothing, anon.

>>18870374
And what exactly are those lights then?

>>18870390
Planes, maybe a helicopter there too. Once you're far enough from them you dont hear them

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I am standing on the edge of the forest. I didn't realize immensity of it until I saw the juxtaposition to the plains that laid behind me. The bark of the trees create pillars of various colors ranging between all shades of the rainbow. The close proximity of the trees almost build a wall that, while formidable, is weakened by the amount of pathways created by animals. I took one last look, admiring where the forest touched on the plains and took my first steps inside. The shade from the canopy enveloped me into a twighlight where the sun never fully hit the floor.

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Walking for hours on a path was as relaxing as I thought it would have been. I have no care where it takes me as long as it is deeper into the jungle. I came prepared to get lost in this expanse that no one has explored yet. I've been planning this adventure for weeks, trying to find out anything I could on what was inside, the size of the place, what lurked, and most importantly, any superstitions. I found naught, only myths of an old tribe that made this place their home before being run out by vengful spirits. I am reading over what I can as I walk to pass the time and hopefully understand it better now that I am experiencing the jungle from the inside for myself.
Nightfall has come quickly to me, a mixture of me reading and the amount of sunlight being filtered from the leaves. I found a dry spot off the path I was taking and set up a humble camping spot there. I placed a mat down and a blanket on top of it, happy that my campsite wasn't intricate. I layed on my small bed rethinking the days events and mulling over the book in my chest pocket. I planned on writing the events of each day before I went to sleep as a way to be remembered should I become lost and only my body was found. While the thought of me dying out here brought dread to me, the thought of being remembered kept me determined to explore this place no matter the outcome.

I awoke in the middle of the night to the rustling of leaves and the sounds of a large animal moving in the distance, towards the path I had originally been following. I want to light my lamp to bring me comfort, instead I'm lying here on the floor motionless, keeping my eyes wide open in the vain attempt of seeing the beast before it saw me. The blackness surrounding me begged to be dissipated by my lamp. I continued to stay still despite my body being tense and ready to shatter. Eventually what ever was making the noise left, for the trees and the sound of movement stopped. I woke up again once more in the darkness. I've decided it's best to stay still until daybreak.
The trail that I had been following yesterday seemed to have vanished. I've looked everywhere for it and I can't find it. The surroundings look different too. The bright, colorful trees I found throughtout the day yesterday have changed. They all have various shapes as if someone twisted and bent them as they saw fit. The color is an odd one too. It looks like it could almost be considered black instead of a brown color. I'm quickly writing down my experiences of yesterday and left a small portion on to what happened at night.

they say it was just an ordinary day
no it was an extra ordinary day
the toys fell off the shelves in the toy stores there was
no survivers

>>18869975

Hi baby hows mom?

sending spam feeds to count the ties

I wouldnt take seriously anyone who has tattooed a sigil on them

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Another tattoo. Possibly sigil of Olympian spirit Aratron

>>18869913
It's not an abnormal practice. But he does seem to refuse to comment on them, so maybe he got them during a phase?

>>18869811
Give me a quick rundown of what's going on here.

>>18870075
Dutch girls disappeared in panama, cause of death unknown, bodies never found. They were probably robbed and murdered by some locals

Random violence in Central America = Must be Paranormal

White girls involved = NEET "white knight' interest bonus points

>your crush will never like you
Why even live

>>18869770

What type of djinn there are a million different kinds with a million different gifts and religion's

>>18869882
spirit kind

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someone was spamming link to videos that might cause what the one i saw did

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this is what my brain looks like. All i ask is for a video that fixes it nothing else

Please mercy