Tell me what you know.
I was visited by it and it cursed me, that nobody would believe me when i speak of paranormal things. Keyword is speak.
Then it began to protect me in the name of Christ, as Saint Michael is not always able to due to the nature of Satan.
Then it took some of my hair, that it may always know me.
The next day i saw it in my home, looking at me before it vanished into the air.
It is the air. Not oxygen though, Void.
There is one of them in all of space.
It is Polymorphic. I have seen this detail in action.
It needs nothing to survive.
It feasts on those it deems "unclean" though it is more likely to shred them to mist and absorb their essence than actually eat them.
It is The Forest Guardian.
It feels for you, as you feel for Existence.
I want experiences only.
Not your dumbass creepypasta based theories.
I know it, and it knows me.
For the record, i wasn't looking for it when i found it.
I am from Washington State.
>>18943525
Where in washington? I'm a Washingtonian myself
>>18943525
Washington as well, spoopy shit has been happening around me. When did it contact you?
>Conflates Wendigos and Christian mythology
>I-it's an air spirit with Christian undertones
>It's dah fohrest guardian@!!!
Fucking faggotry. Fucking goddamned faggotry.
A Wendigo is what happens when man eats the flesh of man.
PLOMPF I AM THE FINAL BOSS
I AM LEGION FOR WE ARE MANY
I AM DEMON
RESIGN NOW
OR DIE
>>18943490
>pomf
My nigga
this really tickled my nipples
>>18943490
beeep beep boop beep beep
humans accessed eternal life technology thousands of years earlier than now.
beep beep beep boop beep
BTW I met Alma De Los Santos again. Just today. She seems to be living a normal life. She is a beautiful, and nice gal. She was a secret space program (breakaway civilization) gal. That or she was involved of the ancient humans.
Is there a spell I can cast to entice a woman to be my gf?
There's supposedly really bad consequences
Just don't be beta and win her over normally
>>18943364
Yeah, it's a ritual called showering.
>>18943369
But I want to cast spells man, ok maybe not gf, but there have to be spells I can cast, like maybe summoning a lamia or something of that sort?
so recently i came up with this article and there are a lot of sources with this thing.. what yall think is this some literall dejavu shit or a hoax
link? anything?
Ian Stevenson, among other, have study this kind of reports in Virginia school of Medicine. Some child reporting past lifes can indentify a lot of things with a incredible grade of accuracy, like persons, places, among other thing that they could possibly not know
>>18943297
hoax. i've seen at least 3 articles on similar cases and they never provide sufficient evidence or sources to prove it even happened, let alone that the child was not fed information by someone.
Conspiracy theorists go nuts over pictures that suggest Putin hasn't changed his appearance in 100 years
Photos taken in 1920 and 1941 show two men that look remarkably similar to Russian president Vladimir Putin
This has led some to speculate on social media that he is immortal and can time travel
Others believe Putin may have sat for Da Vinci when he painted the Mona Lisa, and lived as Vlad the Impaler
None of these above claims have been scientifically proven in any way
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3361468/Evidence-suggests-Vladimir-Putin-immortal-thanks-Russians-discovering-secret-time-travel.html
>>18943235
>None of these above claims have been scientifically proven in any way
I'm shocked.
>>18943235
I believe in time travel (not in the way you might be thinking though) but this is dumb. People look alike, big deal.
Learn about alleles. Lots of people have common traits. That's why sometimes you see two people with almost identical traits even though they are not in the same family.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allele
I had a dream this morning. My older brother who no longer lives with my family and now lives in another state with his girlfriend and I were in a house. I knew in the dream that it was my house, but it was not the house from my childhood exactly. The inside was completely different. Instead of our living room, and an entrance on the side coming in, It was a multistory house. There was a narrow hall with the entrance on the short end, rather than on the side. And there was stairway as you came in through the front door on the left and a closet beneath the stairway. My brother and I, out of curiosity opened the closet door. It was locked, but we picked the lock. When we opened the door we found that it was boarded up from the inside. We saw through the cracks that there was a small black kitten with sharp teeth. My brother jokingly said, “Oh there’s a cat in there. Now we are in trouble.” It was not the scary sort of monster that we were hoping for or expecting. I strained my eyes to see in the darkness and realized to my horror there were seven black cats (or was it thirteen). I exclaimed, “Look! There are seven kittens in there. What are we going to do?” I did not know what was best to do so I looked to my brother for him to give an example. My older brother peeled a few of the boards off and I did so as well mimicking him as younger brothers often do. I looked in and we both picked up a cat and held one in our hands. Andy picked up the black kitten, the first one we saw and I picked up another black kitten.
Then I became distracted and the kitten bit me. And with my blood the kittens all transformed into seven beautiful girls. A few of them were my past childhood crushes, others were girls that I know now, but most were girls that I did not know. I did not immediately recognize one. Who said disappointedly, “You don’t remember me? Me! Hillary’s friend” And then I realized who it was and said, “Christiana?”. And with that she laughed. It should be noted all these girls looked more pretty than I have ever seen them in real life. They all were seductive and wore seductive clothing. Three of the girls were from the past I think. Her and another girl that I have never seen before in my life came over to me and begged that my brother and I go into the dark closet and join them. I told them, “But it is so small in there. Surely We can not all fit in there.” And with that because of their magic, the closet became a large room with a bright door way on the other end that I could not see inside. Though still dark the inside of the closet had become a large room. I had this gut feeling that only my brother and I could see that this closet door existed.
Then Christiana tempted me seductively by grabbing my hand and licking my blood from her lips. The girl I did not recognize licked the blood from her lips as well. I had conflicting feelings. I wanted badly to join them and to be with them in a biblical sense, but I was also scared for I saw in their mouths fangs like a vampire, like the cats. I looked to see what my older brother would decide and was horrified to see him step through the boards and enter the closet with some girls. I was shocked and could not say a word. I called out his name, but he did not hear me. They then began to call out my name. “Please! Join us”. “You can be with anyone of us you like!” My brother then said, “There is nothing to be afraid of. Change is good.” I was about ready to go in with them and embrace the girl I had never seen before with the black hair and eyes, but then I saw in my brother Andy’s mouth sharp teeth and a change in his manner. He was no longer the same brother I knew. He had become one of the people from the other door. They then tried to pull me through the boards and grabbed my shirt and ripped it. I immediately left the house through the front door from fear I may become like them a fanged beast or more likely in my mind killed and eaten.
>>18943217
tl:dr version please
Is this a UFO? The surface of the cylindrical object looks a little metallic.
It's a fucking
Looks like a rock formations. Where you find?
>>18943215
>can't see where he found it
You truly are one of (them).
It was a friend's weding gift, can anyone tell me the meaning of these.
i believe the one on the right is kanji but im not sure.
Apologies for my bad english
>>18943193
Seems like a shitty cheap trinket
Some new age hippie religion speak about heart mind and body.
>>18943198
If you mean wicca, it doesnt look like it
>>18943193
Your English is fine Op. the Kanji is the character for friend, I think.
Is Grigori Rasputin a saint?
Does it matter?
>>18943116
>Is Grigori Rasputin a saint?
No. He hasn't been canonized by any church.
>>18943116
I guess in the same way a goat's ass is a trumpet.
So. is there any spiritual / supernatural way to beat procrastination? All conventional methods failed for me and this shit driving me crazy.
>>18943108
also sorry for unrelated pic, mistake
There's always amphetamine. What is it that you're reluctant to do? Why do you feel that spirituality or the supernatural is the solution?
I procrastinate a shit load too, have gotten better, not much but better.
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/67sd78/tap_tap/
Are the grammatical errors intentional, since it's supposedly a "post"? If not, you should really polish it up before sharing it. It's a bit boring, to be honest. Even the peak of the story has me impatient for the meat of it, which never comes. There's quite a bit of irrelevant filler that doesn't add anything but length to the story.
>3/10
>would not recommend
Thanks for sharing, though.
>>18943107
May I ask what grammatical errors you are referring to? I wrote it using purposely informal language.
What did you consider the "peak" of the story and what would you have considered the "meat"?
>>18943052
No.
I've been doing love workings with Haniel and I would highly recommend her. However does anyone know or have other personal experience with this angel. I wanted to share notes.
I will now post the love ritual here for Haniel.
FIrst you must do a ritual with St. Michal.
RITUAL
Get a white cloth and put it on a small table or night stand. A place only dedicated to HANIEL.
Print a picture of ST MICHAEL (http://a397.idata.over-blog.com/202x300/3/99/84/70/reni2.jpg)
that you will put at the center TOP of the altar. Light a yellow candle that you will offer to him asking him to remove all negative energies around you. A 7 days candle is best.
The following day, print a picture of HANIEL (pic related)
Prepare a glass of bottled/purified water (no tap water) and a green candle. Call Haniel ("me - your name - call you Haniel, archangel of Netzach, and in the name of Jeovah Tzabaoth, because I have to talk to you and need your help").
Speak your business, that you are looking for love, a nice woman, describe her, ask for a woman that will genuinely love you and whom you will love. Speak about your pain, sufferings, difficulties, open your heart and ask her to help you meet this person.
Once done, tell her that you thank her by offering her the glass of water and the green candle.
Do this haniel ritual once a week every friday. The first St michael ritual you can do anytime.
If you are THIS DESPERATE to meet someone, it will happen eventually.
>>18943041
lol people do rituals for all sort of shit. Just look at half the retarded things /x/ posts on this board. Is this really that bad.
>>18943014
What really happens when doing this ritual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4to0IdBAIY
Hey, I need to ask my forebears for forgiveness.
How can I assure myself that the people from my family forgives me or not? Is there someway I can say sorry to them and see if they accept my apology.
Sorry for my poor english, but I am in desperate need. I am at the verge of suicide.
Any old spooky books or something that explains how to perform a sacrifice.
I'm prepared to sacrifice up to 4000$. My last savings, please help me.
Wtf did you do?
>>18942929
ayahuasca maybe?
don't do this stuff on your own though
>>18942929
The sacrifice you must make is to take in an animal with no home and love it. All people who love animals like they do humans and who are vegan are favoured by God above all others. If you find favour with God, your ancestors will be very pleased I'm sure.
https://youtu.be/DRR9IQufpvw
>>18942893
this is retarded
>>18942913
Sometimes I wonder why the fuck I even browse this board anymore, because I feel this way towards just about every thread.
some schizoid stuff right here
Can any of you weapons of mass autism finish this alphabet?
I think there is more to the crop circle in Wiltshire. Color me tinfoil but I don't believe it was an elaborate PR stunt.
Someone or something chose a logo that we would immediately know. The only thing that changed is the lettering so that leaves me to believe they are trying to teach us their alphabet to a translation of our English. It's only partial though, and i believe there might be more scattered around that we need to find.
lmao do you really think aliens speak english?