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Every time I wake up I am twice as big as usual. After a while the real nightmare begins again and I start to shrink to my normal size.
And later that day something will happen that dazzles my mind again. I can't say what it is, because the next thing I can remember is that I wake up again. Big, yet confused in some kind of way. I have this problem for some time now, but don't know who to tell.
What is wrong with me /×/?
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>>18946781
Have you tried cutting carbs? Maybe try Atkins.
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Its like that movie Santa claus lul
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>>18946781
It's called morning wood. It's normal.
I need a wizards help for completely selfish and absolutely trivial reasons. If anyone here can actually make things happen and is bored enough to grace my humbled self with help, please reply.
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38 year old virgin at your service.
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aspiring wizard
t. 24 lvl
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email me
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Today ive hears trough my psychic recognition or idk what it is anymore, that everything around is a hologram. Im really terrified by this. Whats could be on the other side? Thay the fuck it is a hologram? Im fuking scared guys. Preove me that you are not fukign bots pls.
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>>18946742
That is schizophrenia, friend. If you want to prove people aren't holograms, shake their hands, give them hugs, etc. and see if you can feel them physically or if you go thru them like a ghost.
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We are everyone, everything, everywhere Anon. I think you know that just as well. There is no I .>>18946742
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>>18946742
beep boop
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Looking to get into black magic. How do I start?
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>>18946729
Listen to motown music a lot, date a girl from a Baptist church and start liking Michelle Obama's art.
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>>18946729
drink dog blood while saying, "oooOOOOooohHhhhhh, flagor fla la, emperius sempetricus"
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Worry about passing the 10th grade first.
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I have never posted a thread here before, but i wonder if there are others i guess.
Keeping it short, this all started when one night i was woken by my partner because she thought i was having a nightmare. Still dazed, i was puzzled...looking for our daughter 'Kady'...after a few minutes...i realized that we didnt have a daughter called 'Kady'...it was just a very realistic dream. A year or so forward in time, to right now, i do now have a daughter called 'Kady'...2 months old, absolutly gorgeous.
I had a dream and woke from it only a few hours ago, im still trying to figure it out. The main vision i had was a rounded shiney metallic disc like object on the ground. It had a strong magnetic pull on it, i remember looking upwards and even the clouds seemed to be affected by it. Within minutes it was surrounded by people. I couldnt figure out what they was wearing as sort of uniform then it clicked...they looked very much like the people on the Denver airport picture. I was woken by chilli g shooting pains down my spine.
The only thing is, this dream, i had the very same dazed weird feeling like i did last year.
I havnt looked at the denver airport stories for a very long time, but its without doubt the same people.
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Well you're not the only one that dreamed masked people dressed in a green uniform.
2 months ago I've had a similar dream where I was in a hotel room. I still remember vividly the blue walls, wooden furniture and the window near the exit. It was night and I stared at the window, then I saw a big and black "planet" above earth. I kept on thinking that it was some sort of meteorite that NASA announced it will pass earth but I looked nothing like one, the moon was smaller. Then the sky suddenly turned black, like pitch black and the planet started glowing red like a heart, I remember being tense. Then the devil appeared above it in the pitch darkness, only his glowing white eyes and silhouette were visible and it was creepy as hell. He laughed and said something I didn't understand but the next moment I started hearing screams coming from everywhere near me. I don't remember too much after this part only that I was scared and was trying to hide from Masked men in green uniform that were going around injecting people with something and if they opposed they were shot. I was captured and...probably injected me, I'm not sure but I was scared and woke up in the middle of the night with a headache that lasted around 10 minutes.
Made a sketch of the planet the next day exactly how I remembered it. I also kept thinking about the date 29/01 during the dream for some reason.
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>>18946764
Post sketch.
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>>18946775
The picture that I posted is the one. The moon is the smaller circle.
I've also drew pic in paint the same day. It's shitty but it represents the same dream.
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Watch:https://youtu.be/WrOP4Yzeozk
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>>18946678
here ya go OP
I have the translator
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>>18946810
What are you anon?
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>>18946810
>1:1 with English alphabet and numerals
Alright lads I'm gonna go kill myself now
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So this is the Carrefour logo, rotated
What does it mean?
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>>18946608
birdy
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>>18946608
We are out for world domination? Hold on.
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It's a version of image/symbolism in pic related.
>you will always be a tiny human that will never explore the universe or know the meaning of the world and life
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>>18946587
Hey mister everquest.
The multiverse is real.
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>>18946587
>you will always be a tiny human that will never explore the universe or know the meaning of the world and life ...
Ah yeah...and why is that?
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We are MMO characters for aliens anon. Earth is a giant server. How does it feel to be an avatar?
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Whatup, /x/?
Can y'all tell me the strangest thing you have seen on 4chan? Not talking about greentext, or fake spoopy pics, or that guy who killed his ex-gf and posted pics on /b/,but just really weird things happening. Got any?
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>>18946419
Early /b/ had a lot of child porn, including a few frames of Daisy's Destruction. That's the strangest shit I've seen on 4chan.
Time Cube was also pretty bizarre, too bad it's dead now.
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The strangest thing, is when people buy it.
Why haven't you taken the dino pill yet?
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>>18946242
cause i'm not a fag.
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>>18946242
Just imagine if the earth was shaped like a fucking dinosaur. What would that mean, that the whole universe is just a fucking comedy show
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>>18946287
well it being shaped like a ball is a bit of a joke
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I am a little weird, I won't go into detail but I have superhuman abilities that developed a few months ago.
So I decided as anyone who spends most of their time fantasizing about this shit to go to work fighting crime.
Been in a struggle with some gangs around in a few cities I won't mention here.
I had a close call with the CIA recently and that prompted them to find me and come to an agreement.
They're now spinning the media and giving my credit to other people/law enforcement/random happenstance.
In truth it's me. I don't really know what I am, but know that I am out there. If you pay close enough attention you might be able to see my handy work.
I'll stick around for a little while and answer some non-identifiable questions if you'd like.
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Self-bump do you know I'm here.
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Did you get a suit and a mask yet?
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>They're now spinning the media and giving my credit to other people/law enforcement/random happenstance.
"work smart not hard" is their motto.
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Is the place even real? No one talks about it, despite having a pretty cool name, flag and sick geography. It even looks like it could have some paranormal shit.
Is it like Montana and Antarctica?
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>>18946133
Next to Wales
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People are allowed to travel there. So it can't be that paranormal. Not like Montana.
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>>18946133
>Is the place even real?
top gear has done a few episodes where that has been a destination. doesn't look out of the ordinary other than looking like the middle of no where.
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There are voice in my house/room telling me they're God, Mother Mary, Satan and Lilith.
They claim they're trying to keep me on this "path" and spewing a whole bunch of batshit.
I'm just schizophrenic, right? If any trolls, I'll ask Satan to cast your dick to the second circle in hell.
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Only good vibes, yo.
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You are showing series symptoms of a mental illness, go get the doc
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>a whole bunch of batshit
Like what?
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Why do 98% of the conspiracies fall apart when you think about it for more than 5 minutes?
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>>18946075
>Why do 98% of the conspiracies fall apart when you think about it for more than 5 minutes?
89.6% of statistics on the Internet are made up on the spot by people to support their own viewpoint.
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>>18946075
Maybe, but there's one 'conspiracy' I know for a fact is true. The ultra elite kidnap children and destroy them mentally and physically.
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>>18946084
Luckely you are over 18, right? Right?
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FEMA is on Red Alert for an Asteroid to hit Earth
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An asteroid strike may not be so good for the human race, but this planet and the life on it would benefit a great deal from our extermination.
https://youtu.be/NGLb4ncxbIc
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I like the claim that the concert was hit by an "electromagnetic pulse" and that the audience was screaming for their lives, but then they just show the footage and it's only a fireball and the audience is cheering.
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Around the 1:40 mark, are they trying to say that once a month a meteor hits the earth with more force than the atomic bomb at Hiroshima? This sounds a little exaggerated desu
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>>18946065
see you in 9/23 bb