/x/ we don't have much time, it is the year 4100 we are on planet 2-b6, there is all out war, we are currently battling the evil galkusups.
The galkusups in fact made a thread here, we can actually see them on the other side of the spaceport, they seemed to have hacked one of our terminals to answer questions on 4chan.
Ahhh Laser fire. PEw pEW PEw PEw. That was close. Anyway we thought we would also answer any questions 4chan may have.
We don't have much time /x/ you must not let the foul disinformant soil your eyes.
So ask us anything, if I don't answer that means I have most likely surcom to a laser blast.
We will be using terminal 4 in case this 404. God seep /x/
>>18976410
>At least there aren't any thread Sni....
>>18976422
Please only serious questions, its hard to type while shooting my phaser ray
>>18976410
go back to overseeing the 7-11 you work at
You are looking at the Antichrist, and he is of the Twelve Tribes.
Where were you when you realized you were watching biblical prophecy unfold?
>>18976405
Trying not to think about that
>>18976405
Isn't the antichrist supposed to be charismatic and well-liked? Fucking Mark Zuckerberg is a better candidate.
>>18976459
Perhaps, perhaps not.
What is known is that this man got Trump elected and is working him like a puppet.
He bought 666 Fifth Avenue in New York, where Lucent was working on Inferno, Styx, and Dis.
All of these things have been put in plain sight, yet it is still quite unknown to us.
Beware the mark of the beast.
End all of your arguments
Shut the fuck up about this already
it looks retarded
>>18976415
Of course it does it's an ayy
Ok /x/ im having a lot of health issues at the moment and im wondering.....to what god can i make an offering so the odds of my health will be in my favour?
>>18976294
Hinduism and Qi Gong
The Jewish God said not to worship any graven Image of the Earth.
>Turn to science.
>>18976294
Depends on which God. Assuming you're referring to the Christian God, the best offering you can make is to do good things for others.
Go out and help someone. Do it of your own volition, don't just volunteer at a soup kitchen. Help a neighbor paint his house or help your mom clean the garage. Help a turtle cross the road or feed a hungry dog.
Small acts of kindness > structured charity in these cases.
Good luck to you.
>>18976294
The god of lifestyle and diet changes.
- YOGURTOATZ GAWD!
Out of thousands of people over the age of 100, it's the two things they all have in common.
w-what if WE are the ghost???
Fun Fact: You can safely skip any thread that uses a frog image as it will be unfailingly stupid.
"We"
/skelly/ general
Let's get spoopy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7qUNx5_UBbI
While meditating, I heard something whisper to me the words "Urn Cradle"
And
"Abaoth"(?)
Any one have any fucking clue what that's supposed to mean? Aside from possibly schizophrenia or something retarded.
Here, have a neat picture.
>>18975871
Not everything you hear means something. I don't mean to be an asshole about it either. Meditation is similar to the state between waking consciousness and sleeping, so maybe your brain was just audiating information. Cool band names tho
>>18976361
Brb starting an industrial doomsynth band called urn cradle
>>18975871
Could it have been this?
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Sabaoth
Hi. I'm in a time-trip (AMA) here, year 4138 traveller. Sorry english.
>>18975869
What does food taste like in your time? Is it still corporate driven fast food or is it home made and natural?
>>18975876
Genetical-changed humans. Food can not harm, everything you can eat. Natural home made. Driven fast food. Poison soup.
>>18975891
Nice LARP
when will judgement day happen?
from a biblical standpoint pls.
>>18975857
Never because the Christian God doesn't real. Go find your own board to shit up with idiocy.
/thread
>>18975874
why are you so mad? i just want to know when the judgement day happens and hear /x/s opinions.
>INB4 404 !!
THIS IS IT SAVE IT!!
404
what..?
Instant ban when?
Is it okay to love Satan for all the blessings he grants his followers?
>>18975523
t. baby raper/killer
NO! Satan, or its ideal, in the form of Satanism, is ruining absolutely everything we hold dear, and damning us into a life of slavery and trickery.
He may grant "blessings", however these work out of the stolen energy that he has taken from enslaved and unwilling souls. Once he is defeated, the energy will rush back to where it is meant to be, and YOU will be left with nothing.
It is better to free yourself from the chains, a great source is the "howtoexitthematrix" blog.
>>18975523
No.
Ex-Illuminati banker exposes Satanic rituals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRuKmxQSPSw
There was a thread last week where videos were posted about alchemy. The discusson that ensued was great but I can't find the thread anymore.
Anyone here a practicing alchemist, or is interested in the great work?
I'll post a few videos to get things going, feel free to contribute as much as you can, post videos, pdf's, infographics, anything.
____________
Introduction to Alchemy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtEFrFeQw7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BytSTeC3Oyo
How to make elixirs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhNzCWvZ9Mc
____________
Whoever takes care of the next general when this hits the limits, please include best videos from this one in this OP so we can start building a good library
>>18975492
OP pic
>Santa prefers the moon
>>18975499
Wouldn't you prefer the planetary body with a face that looks at you? The sun could give a fuck.
>>18975492
>please include best videos from this one in this OP so we can start building a good library
We already have the two biggest alchemical libraries on the internet
https://mega.nz/#F!jBk3nBwC!3kbcd3Yb0I1Dkw6GCBLY1A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/uldbxpm2nyw7a
And about practical alchemy, i really dig Fulcanelli
>google capcha has been showing me pictures of cities I used to live in
Do I know too much /x/? Are my days numbered?
>>18975286
Stop using google
>>18975291
It's in everything and I have an android phone
you're fucked.
https://youtu.be/oqpmK8fR2O4
Anyone have weird memories you cannot explain?
>When I was kid I dreamed about really big spider. I can remember it was surreal. Where we lived everything looked the same. My big brother and I ran near to the bush where it was hiding. The spider suddenly came out of the bush and then memories are blank. Weird is that my sister remember same thing about giant spiders as a kid. Where they aliens who tried erasing memories of those who saw it while it was studiying us, but couldnt whip it all away?
how big was this spider? like dog sized or close to a large rodent, we can't be talking man sized spiders, r-right?
>>18975164
Remember dog sized. Do you remember man-sized spiders?
>>18975145
Being about 5 I remember having dreams of the moon suddenly growing a skull face, making some horrid screaming sound then proceeds to crash into the planet.
There is no Red Pill, only pills that delay the present because here's the secret, you ARE the red pill, and until you take your reflection you're just stuck in the transit.
Nitroglycerin? Lolwut
>>18975213
Well am I wrong?
>>18975293
Does nitroglycerin give that effect? Seems like taking even a bit too much would either kill you or make you feel like shit.