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>>27555
Transcript:
...transition to African academic life. I expect by the time I get there to find you both settled, fluent in whatever it is Ghanians speak, and of course happy with the job, the country, and each other. The opportunity, the adventure, and the good you'll be doing are all things I envy you; may it all happen the way you want it to.
Having made a small transpositional error in setting up the Wronskian coordinates on the control board of his time machine, Ferdinand Feghoot entered a temporal warp which landed him unexpectedly in the middle of an African jungle, late 19th century. To his surprise the first person he saw was a European, attired in pith helmet and tropical whites. "Howdy," said the white man, staggering up to ff;"
>>28397
(cont)
"Dr Livingston, I presume." "No, no," replied ff, identifying himself. "Oh," said the other, disappointed. "Well, my name's Stanley, I'm a newspaperman. Why don't I buy you a beer." Being in the journalistic profession, Stanley was able to find a bar close by, even in the middle of an unexplored jungle. Till midnight, they sat juicing and petting the pub owner's tame lion, and swapping tall stories which Stanley always managed to top, despite ff's extensive travels through time and space; though Stanley told him, condescending, that if he ever wanted a job on a paper, he was sure Mr Bennett would hire him in a flash. At midnight, the publican came through hollering "Time, gentlemen, please." "Wha," said Stanley, "you have blue laws in this part of the country?" "Sorry," said the owner; "though maybe you can find one open on the other side of the river," waving a vague arm out at the darkness. "How the hell," inquired Stanley, "do you expect us to find anything in this confounded pitch blackness?" At which point the resourceful ff came up with a suggestion. "Why not borrow the owner's pet lion," he said, "set him loose and follow him? He's sure to lead us to another pub." "Why is that?" said Stanley. "Didn't anybody ever tell you," said Ferdinand Feghoot, "that a strayed lion is the shortest distance between two pints?"
Bon voyage, and send postcards.
Can someone make this pickture more light and improve it overall ?
>>27492
I'm sorry Vicky I'm afraid I can't make you look any better as you're ugly as fuck.
>>27492
Here you go Vicky, added some contrast and brightness to make your face shine more
no need to thank me ;^)
>>27497
Are you also this poor in all your skills , I feel sorry for your girl ...
can someone tell me the name of that anime?
First ep aired hours ago, it's called Musaigen no Phantom World.
>>27131
thanks
It's shit.
Does anyone here know how to get a Hackintosh up and working with the latest version of El Capitan, or close to the latest version? I actually have a working Hackintosh running Yosemite Zone if it helps at all, but unfortunately it's stuck on some old version of Yosemite and I haven't been able to update it. It's been months since I've touched it but I want to give it another try now that a new version of OpenEmu is out... one that specifically requires El Capitan. :X
Bumpan.
>>27093
Bumping again. To put it in short, I have an old Core 2 Duo rig running Yosemite Zone. Can I install El Capitan on it, and if so, how? I don't care about preserving my bootloader or settings, in fact I'd actually prefer it to be as clean and close to stock as possible.
rebump.
Coud someone translate this message for me ?
I can't write myself this mix of kanji and hiragana for google translate...
I think you can upload pictures to translate
I tried using OCR, even scanning the characters one by one. But some just couldn't be analysed.
I was hoping finding a native speaker here who could translate this.
>>28279
My advice would be to go to japanese thread on /int/ or japanese culture board in which they discuss language. They always go over eachother debating meanings and shit so I think you'll atleast get the gist of it from them.
Otherwise you can try your luck here, I don't think there is anyone here on this half-dead board.
Trying to figure out whats wrong?
images were working fine before I ran CCleaner last night. Since then images on 4chan specifically aren't loading at all.
any idea?
>>28278
I'm also getting "refreshing index" on every board I visit, which I've only ever seen when something was going wrong with the site itself and not my browser.
images load fine in Chrome, so this is a FF issue, but what?
It's the new anti-Facebooker script Hiro coded. Seems to be working fine.
>>28282
I've been killng myself to find this latin song from late 90s - early 00s with female vocalists...those are the only lyrics I could muster: tengo un planeta grande y oscuro alguien me decia que pon esa mano aqui pido clemencia tambien paciencia...help me anons!
This is a recording from a cassette of the song
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09dj66pFM6q
Come And Get It - Lady Ragga...thanks for nothing anons
Source?
>>28269
Ootsuka Reika's Love Mixing, collected in her first tankobon (Dororichu), that also comes with her most famous work, Somersault.
I actually like this one a lot. You'll be laughing so hard you won't be able to fap though.
looking for anime with straight girls going yuri or bi, preferably some old series - newer anime is cancer, must be comedy, yuri doesnt have to be main plot point, something funny
Prisma Ilya is the only one I can think of.
>>28209
sorry but i cant take this seriously.
ive reconsidered my request, pls recommend anime like k-on but with girls dating guys (even multiple), guys cant be main cast, no harem shit
>>28218
To Love Ru.
Monogatari.
Kill La Kill.
Can someone shoop this to say
'Penis' instead of venus?
>>28084
I'm no expert but I did my best
>>28318
im on german craigslist and i have found an offer and wanted to ask /g/ if i should bother.
it is an Athlon 64 cpu on a AS-Rock K7VT4A+ motherboard in some shitty case with a floppy disk reader. On top of this there is a free shitty mouse and shitty keyboard. Together this all costs 6 euros is it worth it? Could i make a decent build with this and buying some other parts?
pic related
>>26958
>this all costs 6 euros is it worth it?
Yes.
>Could i make a decent build with this and buying some other parts?
No.
>>26965
>no
are the parts out dated heavily or?
>>26967
There is literally no part in it that could be any use in a modern PC.
You can't even use the case, as it's missing a side panel.
Maybe you could use the screws, but they're not worth €6.
Help with finding the PDF version of this book :"Paul Vickers How to Think Like a Programmer - Program Design Solutions for the Bewildered"
Bump!!
Bump!!!
http://www.cengagebrain.com.au/content/vickers0903x_184480903x_02.01_chapter01.pdf
Names of either of these girls?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcgtuoj-93c
It's from the 2013 European Women's Arm-Wrestling Championship if that helps any.
>>28247
Marine Putkaradze (or Futkaradze in other sources) - Georgia (red/white)
Goncharenko Anastasiia - Ukraine (blue/yellow)
>>28255
Thanks, dude.
Anyone know of a place where you can go and they will give you a room, a bat and anything you want to smash the living fuck out of? I need this please
Seek help instead.
>>28156
But this would be more fun
Hi people of 4chan, i'm wondering if someone good with image editing programs can remove the letters from the book
>>27932
>people of 4chan
hello newfag
>>27936
Hi
>>27932
Did you mean to post a picture of the book you want shopped? I can try to help if you provide the picture