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I require more cute headpatting .gifs

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/r/ing pic related with blonde hair and a Make America Great Again hat

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hey /wsr/ how are you. i have a computer problem that developed about 3 days ago and i thought it would be interesting to check in here.
>windows 7 pro, HP elitebook laptop, i5 2520m, 8gb memory, 256gb SSD
>i upgraded an older 128gb SSD on christmas day 11 days ago at the time of this writing. also used a brand new 16gb sandisk USB drive at around that time. no other new software or hardware since.
the problem is USB flash memory drives are not being recognized.
sandisk 16gb, PNY 32gb and HP 4gb all used to mount and operate correctly. as of about 3 days ago all these flash drives fail to appear in My Computer. A tone plays when i insert and remove the drive from the port.
googled the problem, restarted the computer, no change.
ran something called "windows troubleshooter" which did not detect any problems.
used device manager to uninstall drivers, re-inserting the usb drive summons the little bubble that says "installing new hardware" which is then replaced by a bubble that says "device driver software was not successfully installed"
opened disk management, plugged/unplugged drives in various usb ports, none of them appeared there.
tested other USB devices in various ports, logitech usb mouse works just fine, usb keyboard works fine, usb fan works fine, usb microphone works fine.
SD card reader also works fine, not sure if that's relevant.
TL;DR that's where i'm at now. USB flash drives still don't "mount", and don't appear in My Computer or Disk Management. Reinstalling drivers fails with the message "device driver software was not successfully installed"

so please remote into my system and tell me about how many spywares and viruses i have.

pic related

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I've been away from anime for quite some years. What would you recommend to someone looking for anime with a sexual parody/funny undertone which doesn't enter hentai territory but almost does, and still has a nice enough storyline? Thx in advance fags.

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any of you cucks know the name of this actor, i remember watching him in a german show last week but i can't remember the name of it.
if you can tell me any more shows he has been in (preferably with english subtitles)

thanks 4chan

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I've been having problems with a blue-screening Laptop (BCCode 124), and I've been trying to track down whats causing it. (It bluescreened randomly after 5-30 minutes of running in win7). It worked in safe mode. I tried reinstalling Windows, which didn't work, so I tried to install various Linux systems which also didn't work.

The only thing working right now is the parted magic version of the ultimate boot cd.(Its a repair linux distro that runs live from ram)

I had the idea to run a bunch of stability tests to try and isolate the faulty component(s), and I wanted some input on my results.

I did different cpu stresstests for different times. No problem (temerature ~60°C sometimes peaks at 65)

I ran memtest with no errors many times.

I also did a GPU check wich is included in the ultimate boot cd - parted magic distro - no problem.

I also checked the hard drive with different tools included in parted magic - no problem there too.

Every linux system I try to install crashes when I try to install it. (It either freezes with no error (rarely happens) or I get something like this shortly after I tell it to install (tried about 20 different distros):

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Trying to isntall windows 7 just gives a generic "there was a problem" / "an error has occured" screen with no further information.


The laptop is a Lenovo B570. Here are the detailed system specs (the ram is a 4GB kingston now)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/cj19rw5ykkqy3rm/hardinfo_report.html?dl=0

I have 3 crashdumps from Windows wich I can not open. (visual studio says it cant open old crashdump files)

https://www.dropbox.com/s/0nyyf4l1gwnd694/091815-21559-01.dmp?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/j1ylonzzer9qy0j/091815-21652-01.dmp?dl=0

https://www.dropbox.com/s/d59xyun6bmdic4h/091815-22978-01.dmp?dl=0

Can you help me to track down the cause?

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Source, please? I tried google searching a couple of screencaps, but I got nothing.

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I can't for the life of me remember to name of the go to site for this. Its on the tip of my tongue and it driving me nuts.

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What are some dubbed slice of life animes?

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I'm pleasing for source and pixiv of creator of this

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So, I recently aquired Macromedia Flash 8, and I've wanted to create a random text box, that would display one of several text dialogs at random.

However, I haven't been able to figure out a way to do so, and after searching for a solution online, the closest thing I've found to this is a number generator, which doesn't work quite the same way.

I should also note that I'm more-or-less oblivious to script code, but if you have any, I'll try my best to understand. Thanks in advance. :)

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Not sure if this goes here or in /v/, but I'm trying to make a Byzantine Dark Souls build. I'm using the winged spear for the spear and the shortsword for the gladius. I just need a good armor combination and a shield.

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Requesting source anime for this image

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I'm trying to remember the name of a certain manga I found through /a/ a while back. It was about this NEET loser who somehow ends up traveling back in time to his elementary school(?) days. I can't remember much else other than that he tries to rape a couple of the girls and turns this tomboy that was into him into a total cumslut. And then he kills her. Any ideas? Pic unrelated.