what are your best work safe thread derailers

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>>1863390
what a waste of time

>>1863389
what a beta cuck

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this one drives /pol/ nuts

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>>1863408

>>1863409
When you nut and she keeps sucking.

>>1863409
nervegas

>>1863418
the science just isnt there yet.....
why do people voluntarily do this....!!????

>>1863428
what the fuck
did they skin it while it was alive

>>1863437
Thats an eel and they chopped its head off and skinned it and that is the nervous system dying as it sends signals to the muscles to convulse. But no, its dead

>>1863438
t. chink

>>1863411
Not a fan of pepsi.

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>>1863428
Does anyone have the frog one where it's blinking and crawling around the plate?

>>1863409
harlow

>>1863403
you're confusing /r9k/ and /pol/ new friend.

>>1863530
I'm not ;)

>>1863532
that's straight-up /r9k/ bait.

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>>1863542

>>1863544
>>1863542

These were all I had. Not much but I wanted to contribute because I took some great ones from your dump, OP. I'll be sure to use them wisely

>>1863537
I got 100+ replies everytime on pol

Not my fault 99% of pol is bitter far virgins

>>1863544
top lel, gj, ge

>>1863552
>image search the webm
>/pol/ comes up a grand total of 3 (three times)
>4 replies to webm total
nice try

>>1863392
lmao

>>1863393
I know right? A real alpha would have not made a woman feel uncomfortable just kept sitting in the corner

>>1863561
Bad archive, I posted it like 50 times since 2015

>>1863571
>i-it's the archive, I swear
lol

>>1863573
Why are you obsessed in provin pol is not r9k?

See you on pol soon, I will post it and get bump limit

>>1863574
because you faggotniggers who bring /pol/ into every thread on every board are annoying as fuck.

>>1863562
>I know right? A real alpha would have not made a woman feel uncomfortable just kept sitting in the corner

You're right. At least he had the guts to full horny.

>>1863438
>>1863437
I've seen it done to a rattlesnake. Cut off its head, skined and gutted, and thrown on a grill. Still tried to wiggle off until the meat was to cooked to move.
Its severed heart was still beating after two hours.

>>1863463
t. ignorant vegan

>>1863393
How can you be a cuck if you're not married?

>>1863409
Nervegas or electrocution?

>>1863649
Gas.

>>1863403
I mean, there's not much to say about this one. The girl isn't marriage material and just wants to be a cum dumpster for random men. Only thing upsetting would be that she led her fiance on right up to and including the wedding.

>>1863434
A combination of dissociative mental disorders and the need to feel like they're important.

>>1863511
>watch this
>I made this invention, see? fucking claws mate
>now watch me just fuck up this meat
>awwright, fucked it up
>see? it fucks shit up mate
>fucking right on
>fuck it up oh yeah

>>1863392
>raziel devouring souls

>>1863666
Underrated post.

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>>1863542
holy shit.
>establish ideal

I don't know what exactly counts as a derailer, but I will attempt to contribute.

>>1863392
>uses the napkin on her nose

jesus christ

>>1863700
i gotta see what to do, ding-a-ling! wish i had a dad like that.

>>1863574
>>>/pol/140515013
>2 replies
lmao

>>1863726
>Can't even bait right

I'm Italian m8, wait for my flag

>>1863700
fuckin jack lol

>and its all over your awesome shirt!!

>>1863705
Would this guy be a cuck of he witnessed than bailed immediatley?

>>1863748
Unless he turned around or drove her home, no.

>>1863714
>they all run after farmer's wife
>FUCKING SLUT
I'm dying!

>>1863605
Is it grain or sand ?

>>1863390
Might as well just fucking eat raw sugar

>>1863425
>a sleepy kid was sleepy
>news media still managed to talk about this clip for weeks

>>1863709
How does India have so many freak mutations?

Lots of incest?

>>1863428
Looks liks a baby xenomorph

>>1863779
poo in the womb

>>1863657
this tb.h

>>1863748
they are actors, so no

>>1863709
holy fucking shit my sides

>>1863792
>>1863794
>>1863798
I should really watch kaleid... the plot looks great

>>1863408
>without the music
disgraceful

>>1863792
>>1863798
>>1863794
delete this

>>1863703
I like this

>>1863403
>this one drives /pol/ nuts
It should. There is obviously something political with promoting that piece of propaganda. And its obviously not conservative.

>>1863605
pigeons are dumb, i mean they were free to move until the very end but get caught anyway

>>1863390
Was expecting something stupid, was not disappointed.
Still, why?

>>1863406
s-sauce?

>>1863432
>>1863519
>>1863649
It a virus you idiots.
It's an extraterrestrial bacteria called the Andromeda strain.
This is how quick it kills primates.

>>1863882
Kill yourself

It's a German lab doing gas experiments

>>1863764
grain, being fed into a grinder to make flower in a russian bread factory

>>1863401
Does anyone have the webm of the rave girl shaking her ass??

>>1863886
why would a german lab not use the german name for oxygen on the bottle?

>>1863427
Holy mother of barbeque

>>1863898
nonveg bread it appears

>>1863390
jesus christ this makes making medical extractions cocaine look like making instant noodles.

>>1863903
They all use English because personnel is international

>>1863779
ungodly amounts of pollution in the water

>>1863403
This video fails to show the issues that she really has. If she just wanted to fuck random hot guys and not be "locked into marriage" it'd be one thing, but she goes out and fucks a random trucker and then proceeds to place her wedding gown on a scarecrow, symbolizing whatever it's symbolizing, then sets it on fire whilst sobbing.

Those guys seriously dodged a bullet.

>>1863390
Just eat a fucking strawberry for fuck's sake.

>>1863605
No they don't die. Apparently they take a ride down the tube, pop out, then fly back up to do it again.

>>1863953
> Y shaped bite marks of other leeches
how many of these fuckers is he feeding?

>>1863661
It's mental illness is what it is

>>1863403
>Why must I have responsibilities in life?
>I was told all my life I was a princess.
>I was told I was owned the world.
>All of this must certainly be true. I'm special, I'm not like most girls.
>Wait, thats not the case?
>Fuck men. Patriarchy strikes again.

This is unfortunately the mentality of your average modern western female.

>>1863952
Only if you believe pigeons are reincarnated.

>>1863993
how's that wing-cook job going for you?

>>1864015
>Not a single refutation.
>Just a passive-aggressive attack.
Cumdumspter please.
Try to improve yourself beyond your vagina and appearance a little, and become a better human being.

>>1863406
>Squidward! you can't eat all those patties at one time!

>>1864034
am I suppose to humor twisted view of the world as some sort of philosophical argument? Don't make me laugh. Women currently are graduating college at a higher rate than men. They're replacing men in the workplace. If anyone has issues grasping basic responsibility it's the growing population of neet men.

>>1863605
name it "secret pidgeon hideout entrance"

>>1863389
this has got to be the most embarrassing shit I've seen this year. My god........I can't even......

>>1864051
QUOTA's

>>1864051
Affirmative action enforced gender studies is not a real career path sweetie, neither is working in HR. Come back when women replace men in engineering, neuroscience or any other hard science with REAL career prospects, that affects society somewhat.

Your appeal to quantity is pathetic. Try again.

>>1863694
that cat was having NONE of his shit. Jesus.

>>1863428
You just know this comes from those soulless fucking asians too

>>1863389
4chan irl

>>1864109
4chan, unlike manlets, learns.

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guaranteed (you) magnet

>>1863649
carbon dioxide

>>1863900
where the guy says "disco shit, disco shit"?

>>1863657
It's not what she wants to be, that's a response fantasy. No one wants to fulfill their secret fantasies, because they it will be a mistake.

>>1864145
what the fuck is this

>>1863414
manlets.webm

>>1863403
eeveryone is missing the point.

She'll be miserable no matter what. and she is blaming men.

>>1864192
looks like cluster headaches

>>1863700
>dingaling
lol

>>1863418
What? This isn't sexual reassignment surgery, not really.
In SRS you don't lose the testicles. Actually you don't lose any of the penile tissue. The testicles are placed just beneath the Adonis belt, the penis is scavenged to build the labia minora and the gland is shaped into a clitoris. Finally part of the scrotum is also used to build the labia majora. This is really inaccurate.

>>1863779
e. coli

>>1863700
Haha dadbro

>>1863409
Poor monke

>>1863409
>>1864277

It's not real. It's from The Andromeda Strain. Monkey got anesthetized I think

>>1863403

The stupid part is TONS of girls when they get a guy on a date they usually visualize their wedding day.

>>1863700

Goggles people, learn to love them

>>1863390
I started laughing hard when they inflated it, why the fuck would they make something so complicated?
8.7/10

>>1863427
Brisket and pickled okra
fuck

>>1863952
Anon... You've never been out of the city have you?

>>1863409
when the 7-0 kicks in

>>1863401
that's like too much

>>1864201
Here I was thinking this was obvious.

>>1863694
>fucking guy spawns right where I'm digging for obsidian

>>1864298
you've clearly never been to a farm to see how grain silos work

>>1863418
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnope. I'm out.

>>1863403
I just want to know where I know the girl from

>>1864180
Perhaps? All i remember is that it was a rave girl

>>1863712
That was far more amusing than it had any right to be

>>1864192
cluster headache attack. These are all steps to alleviate the pain.

>>1863938
fuck you, betacuck

>>1864393

Which don't work that well.

>>1864058
>>1863393
What's beta about this, she is sexy af like Maya Rudolph and the dude literally got to stick his finger in her asshole briefly, and she let him do it for a couple seconds and didn't even seem to be that upset, like she was getting off on it but had to pretend like she wasn't.

>>1864389
https://www.youtube.com/user/hotbananastud

>>1863423
what are people's sexual fascination with feet? licking a person's foot would be like licking the ground and if they own a dog in their house thats even more disgusting

>>1863705
J E W S

>>1863392
>>1863766
>>1863937
>>1864287
Blame the 1% for wanting "Classy" shit.

Still, I'd rather make disgusting looking food that actually tastes extremely delicious than make good looking food that tastes extremely delicious.

>>1863700
It just washes off?

>>1863703
>that 4 Kings part

Very Good. Very Good indeed!

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>>1864469
it has something to do with where in the brain the pathway for processing body parts is.

the part which understands & process physical sexual characteristics (i.e. genitals) touches or overlaps with the section which handles feet, so you tend to see this sexual dysfunction commonly

>>1863705
staged

>>1863418
As much as I hate trannies that actually mutilate themselves... this is very cool

(Should probably try that)

>>1863428
Those are just reflexes, the head is gone, but there is enough Ca and Na left for the muscles to contract. Like a chicken running without the head,
Even with that, people feeling not disturbed after seeing this and not knowing that is something that only the asians could do

>>1863393
Sauce? Links?

>>1863401
Sauce?!?!?

>>1863428
That's an eel, dipshit.

>>1864495
Are they actually passing this degeneracy on TV for kids?

>>1863422
i miss dragon ball :(

>>1863401
That has got to be a fake ass.

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>>1863900
>>1864180

>>1863411
>>1863406
come on man i just fapped

>>1864571
Tao Pai Pai is one of the best badguys ever!

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>>1864571
>>1864584

Forgot image

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*blocks your path*

>>1864553
Got the full video?

>>1864427
bait

>>1863428
Not alive, theres no head. its just muscle reflex because its so fresh. still freaky.

>>1864037
FUCK

>>1864580
I bet she fucks like a fighter jet

>>1863544
never got why this is a thing?

>>1864684
he took the ball when it was still inside the field

>>1863716
>i wish i had a dad

>>1863938
live studio audiance kek

>>1864493
what is puss?

>>1864504
uyioiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>1864638
slut!

>>1864698
>what is puss?
mix of sebum, bacteria and white blood cells.

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>>1864580
Try some audio with that.

>>1864484
The Chad Diablo vs The Virgin Dingo

>>1864698
baby don't hurt me

>>1864595
just google take back our future

>>1863403
story about aids

>1864580
Richelle Quincy K

>>1864580 **
Richelle Quincy K

>>1863409
uma delicia

>>1864834
Fuck I'm renaming it

>>1863703
What was the original? I definitely remember laughing my ass off at this same formula.

Silly argument.
Ends in fuck you.


Not Monty Python pls.

>>1863605
Love how the other pidgeons don't even give a shit that their friends were just sucked, suffocated and shredded by a meatgrinder.
Wouldn't wanna be a pidgeon.

>>1863705

My favorite part of this webm is the black lady on the lower right, she is furiously loving it

>>1863389
Holy shit the level of cringe.

>>1864495

If I saw my kids watching this I'd throw the TV out the window

>>1863663
>>1863511
It's not about the "invention" (which I doubt it's his), its about how stupidly badly made the pulled pork is; in theory it should become frayed and pulled apart really easily.

>>1863419
>doesn't fondle her
Is it gay?

>>1864037
oh goddamnit

>>1863409
how it feels to chew five gum

>>1864852
>Why are you looking for soup in the clothes store!?

>>1863409
At least he wasn't born in a Brazillian favela.

>>1864495
The only degeneracy here is that the triangle on the paper is not isosceles at all.

>>1864484
Is that fucking Dario cuerto?

>>1863552
Anything mildly interesting gets a shitload of replies on /pol/, it's one of the most densly populated boards so thats hardly an accomplishment lol

>>1863390
Was expecting him to carve a penis at the end

>>1864489
This video always freaked me the absolute fuck out. It amazes me that my cat sees me and everyone else as some terrifying, faceless, continually-screaming entity, but still chooses to constantly be around me and actually seek me out when I go somewhere else.

I'd fucking shit myself if I saw shit like that man

>>1864553
>Youtube/Google was so utterly threatened by this video that they censored it, made it get taken down, published a bunch of videos condemning it and flipped shit
>Creator of it takes out the swastika and calls it a day, /fit/ and /pol/ laughing their collective asses off

I seriously love how fucking retarded Google is sometimes.

>>1864710
thank you
>>1864748
thankyou for the chuckle

>>1864718
9 seconds in thinking this guy is a funny fuck saying with sound, look down headset is not pluged in, god damn im tired

>>1864718
so are the guys in these clubs just full mast at all times when they see these women ?
because i am

>>1863409
Brazilian criminal getting executed in prison (LIVELEAK)

>>1863425
I feel like he wasn't sleepy. This is just his regular idle behavior after only having his father as reference for what a normal adult should act like.

>>1864852
Codement. Its a Code Geass spoof on youtube.

>>1863605
>pigeons are one of the smartest animals next to humans
>implying humans don't ignorantly do stupid shit that kills them, even though they know it will

>>>/pol/140625765
:^)

>>1864718
this is richelle quincy k

she has a yt channel and a kid

>>1863511
put some fucking hooves on that pig and let it run, shit's still alive goddamnit

>>1863712
>"come in useful"
that made me angrier than it should have

>>1864145
yeah, smash your fucking head, that'll work

fucking white people

>>1863544
>throws it back
heh, nothin' personal

>>1863427
I'm getting the meat sweats just watching this.

>>1864967
First of all, neuro-imaging isn't perfect yet, so we can only create a blurred image like that. The point of the video is that they see us as having faces similar to other cats. Just like how we project human features onto cats, they do the same for humans.

>>1863417
I thought I was looking at some sort of pastry at first

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>>1863792

>>1864489
>>1864967
You do know its fake right?

>>1863712
This is fucking cringe

>>1864718
I like a good ass-shakin' as much as the next guy, but it seems like it's not based on the music at all

>>1865184
honestly you can't expect them to know the dj's entire set in advance. If they trying following along to techno stuff they'll look stupid every time the beat changes or there's a rest. It's best they just go by their own rhythm.

>>1864345
crazy half asian Lip's gf on Shameless US

>>1864666
god fucking damnit

>>1863511
BERSERKER BARRAGE

>>1863779
>How does India have so many freak mutations?
over one billion people live there

>>1864863
The pidgeons are from the STREET man.

>>1863425
>when you hold in a fart

>>1865245
500 million people live in North America as far as I know so wouldn't that number of freaks be large there as well by your logic?

>>1863703
Ah finally some good accent-less italian language spoken!

I speak like that

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>>1865107
nigger its called a cluster headache, it helps alleviate the pain believe it or not, you subhuman

>>1863403
old boy at the beginning dodge a huge bullet.

>>1863779
The answer is, that they have 0 regulations and investors can do whatever they want with the land and the water.
Thats how shit looks in a libertarian paradise.

>>1864520
>Even with that, people feeling not disturbed after seeing this and not knowing that is something that only the asians could do

I'm not asian and I didn't know about it.

I didn't feel disturbed.
What now? not even trolling

>>1864718
I bet she fucks like a fighter jet

>>1863403
but doesn't this proves /pol/ right?

>>1863542
kek

>>1864201
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>1863703
ThePruld is the one who made it, highly recommend other stuff in his channel if you liked that one

>>1863544
Once I went to New York. And the ONLY pleasant experience I had was the Mets - Brewers game.

>>1863403
If this drives anyone nuts it should all the decent women in the world..

>>1863432
No-one gets its..

>>1864037
fucking hell

>>1863716
> having a dad at all..

>>1863544
what do you think the grey coat that walked him off did to him?

>>1863703
>the darkness of the abyss
>WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR THE SUN IN THE ABYSS
kekd

>>1865297
>not saying BEElieve it
cant even bee meme right

>>1863419
Jesus christ that scares the shit out of me, that thing can probably crush her head like a watermelon.

>>1863703
this is pretty humorous, I like how it mirrors a lot conversations I kept having with this noob-friend I tried to summon. Every time and he'd be stuck in the demon ruins or tomb of the giants and didn't have the lord vessel yet. Trying to give him directions to get was also really confusing

>>1864051
>Women currently are graduating college at a higher rate than men. They're replacing men in the workplace. If anyone has issues grasping basic responsibility it's the growing population of neet men.
Imagine being such a bluepill cuck that you can't even grasp what's going on.

>>1863700
>>with a beautiful shirt on
kek

>>1863709
>Fallout_Centaur.webm

>>1865432
>
no

>>1865442
Women now account for 62% junior and 43% of mid level management. Their enrollment in stem fields is also increasing. No one said hurdur overnight they're gonna take all yer jobs and put you on the street. But they're taking up management and they typically have to apply less to get hired so yes they're filling positions in the workplace typically occupied by men and the male unemployment rate is not going down neither and their college enrollment rate is also going down. I would not say these are good thing or progressive. Just that men in general are taking a hit and not stepping up the plate as much as women have been. It's not even arguable. You can blame it politics or whatever you but it is happening and continuing to happen.

>>1865459
>Management positions total>
That includes service industry and retail. Meanwhile, in STEM: http://www.sciencegenderequity.org.au/gender-equity-in-stem/
Congratulations, women are capable of doing jobs that don't matter
Furthermore
>Literally believing diversity hires are indicative of women being capable leaders
w e w

>>1863953
>time to feed my babies

>>1863552
>>1863574
>>>/pol/140626750
>didn't reach the bump limit
>vast majority of the thread debates your retarded question instead of getting pissed over your webm
>larping britbong gets more attention than your webm
GJ, GE faggot.

>>1865463
I never said anything about their effectiveness in the jobs they're hired to do. They're filling positions and cashing paychecks. I think that's more relevant and easier to quantify.

>>1865412
sucked his dick

>>1865467
>I think that's more relevant and easier to quantify.
>Backpedaling this much from saying women are taking meaningful jobs when men are wing cooks
>Objectively women are the ones taking meaningless jobs and are not taking leadership in STEM

>>1865470
>backpedaling
you wish, if you didn't intentionally misconstrue what I was saying in an excuse to continue your naive and reductionist ranting we would not be having this conversation. They are taking """meaningful""" jobs from men on the whole and you'd have to be delusional not to not see this.

>>1865484
First off, I'm a different anon from the one that was ranting.
Regardless
>Not STEM
>Meaningful
The mental gymnastics is strong with this one.

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>>1865487
way to move a goalpost, it's work it's money it's economic stimulation and taxes paid. If it's not meaningful in it's labors it's meaningful in it's contribution to society. Whether you like it not it takes more than stemmies to keep the world turning. Also for the record their stem enrollment is going up significantly albeit it was rather recently and you're not going to see it in graduation statistics for a couple years.

>>1865512
>Move the goalpost
I'm not moving the goalpost, you're creating one for me and then holding me to it. A literal strawman.
And you're right, it takes more:
Agriculture
>Predominately male
Emergency services
>Predominately male
Construction
>Predominately male
Trade skills
>Predominately male
>Literally being deluded enough to believe an HR department stacked with women
But hey, yeah! Taxes! More women to pay taxes! That's the best thing ever guys! Be good tax payers and worker drones!

Neo-liberals should just fucking neck themselves, worshipping the god of corporate croney cock

>>1865520
you're an idiot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoliberalism
is essentially libertarianism and has nothing to do with this. You're the one who imposed "meaningful" on this as if to imply that it's not enough to work and take care yourself and not be a parasite on your country and community.
https://www.bls.gov/cps/cpsaat11.htm

>>1865535
>You're an idiot!
>Uses wikipedia to define neoliberalism
>Neoliberalism is libertarianism
Just go home dude, you have no idea what you're talking about.
Neoliberalism wants as many working bodies as possible, all else be damned. Good tax payers and workers.
>Women
>Not parasites
Well then I guess we're just going to ignore who receives the majority of welfare, alimony, and child support.

>>1865542
It was for your benefit because you're clearly out of your depth in econ, political science, and the current goings on of the western world. Just so you know the term was coined in the 1960's so it's not a recent or disputed definition.

>>1865547
>It's not recent!
>Acting like that's any kind of refutation
The cancer eating away at modern society didn't just show up today moron.

>>1865552
Say "the jews" since we both know you're going to go there. Then accuse me of being in league with them. Or just admit your in the dark on this topic and reaching for ways to justify your unemployment.

>>1863705
Oy vey how progressive!

>>1865559
>Everyone who disagrees with me is alt-right/ a nazi!
>You must be unemployed too!
Try harder

>>1865563
I'll take that as an admission of the latter

>>1864485
You never covered yourself in glowgoo?

>>1865571
>I'll take that as an admission of the latter
If you're illiterate, sure.

>>1864427
>like Maya Rudolph
sides gone

>>1863427
only in 'Merica would a fat fuck be proud of gorging on shit like this and also be applauded for it. God that thing could feed a 3-4 people. Sooo juicy looking though.

>>1864314
jesus rekt

>>1863389
i cant stop watching that
its so cringe, he just doesnt get it at all.

>>1864489
>we're actually cats

always knew

>>1863605
That last one that just fucking hates life XD

>>1865089
well he wasn't kidding

>>1865469
you're gay as fuck homie

>>1863700
It's so calm up until "IT'S IN MY FUCKING EYE"

>>1864569
>>1864880
>>1864927
Pretty sure this was moved to Adult Swim

>>1865269
I'd imagine they would get aborted.

>>1863938
does anyone have the MGS game over fresh prince webm?

>>1863406
How does this even work? Did she inject synthol into her ass and thighs or something?

>>1864469
what if they showered? people put mouths on genitals and you piss and cum there. people lick or finger assholes and literal shit comes out of there.

not a footfag but i recognize pretty feet.

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All i got

>>1863408
WHO SALTS AT THAT MOMENT FUUUUUCK

>>1863705
Fake and staged, it's easy to see. The question is, who is pushing the cuck meme everywhere and why?

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>>1863403
>Upstanding white man ends up dodging a bullet and not racemixing with a psycho gook bitch

Why would I be driven nuts by this?

>>1865148
this

>>1865160
why do just say things? google first

>>1865650
>>1864967
>>1865145
>>1864489
its from a 3 part documentary on transhumanism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TechnoCalyps

>>1863390
Reminds me of the US space program expenditure on zero gravity pen technology.

Russians used pencils.

>>1866076
Yeah, until they too switched to the space pens because the graphite from the pencils could damage equipment.

>>1866076
We urban legends nao.

>>1865022
It's his reaction to the shit his father is saying on stage, and how he knows his father really thinks. At his age he's better educated about the world and how its run than everyone in the audience...

>>1864588
>88
Checked.

>>1864863
woah a meatgrinder that shreds grain

>>1865031
See:>>1864334

>>1865643
The video was made to display the place's menu. It isn't a single meal. Someone, somewhere would probably try to eat it all though.

>>1866076
>floating pencil shavings and broken graphite dust clogs up space instruments
brilliant
also allows the shit to be erased/tamprered with

>>1865089
>more people talking about your shitty OP than the webm
>some britbong larping as a woman gets more attention than your webm
>thread doesn't even make the bump limit before being knocked off
>b-but /pol/ totally goes crazy over muh webm
way to fail.

>>1866924
He knows perfectly well both that fisher pens were developed by a private company and that both USA and USSR used pencils, ballpoint pens and fisher pens at various points of their spaceflight histories. That's a thread-derailing post in a thread about thread derailers.

>>1863700
>doesn't immediately flush eyes with water.
geez people

>>1863787
underrated

>>1865107
being this much of a nigger

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>>1864037
good shit

>>1867584
Damn. What are her macros?

>>1865819
Thank fuck I'm too fat to be lifted.

Guess there's at least some good in this shit after all.

>>1867882
she's on IIFYM

>>1863411
sauce?

>>1865496
I wish he'd make more videos

>>1863511
>knuckles eats pork

>>1864145
cluster headaches with laughing gas for pain

>>1863700
goddamned jack

>>1863700
another boomer retard who can't google search

>>1863393
dude is:
a) shirtless in public
b) in front of a crowd of
c) much better looking people
d) sexually coming onto a woman
e) again, in front of shit loads of people and is
f) rejected
g) but still goes back for more

what part of this is beta, again?

>>1868666
satan pls go

>>1864863
They were none of those things except sucked. See >>1863952

>>1863393
No, he's just a creep

>>1864495
>we need more girls in STEM