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anything related to food
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>>1856538
Way too much paprika.
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>>1856538
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>>1856555
>Philly cheese egg rolls
Noice
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>>1856538
As a cook i can tell you that whoever made this is a bitch
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Please nobody ever try to make these god-awful "one pan" dishes, they always come out like complete dogshit.
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>>1856555
>Nacho cheese

y
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>>1856889
it's by "tasty" which is owned by buzzfeed, so you're absolutely right
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>>1856708
Its 12 am . Time to eat .
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>>1856549
Obviously not, it says tasty at the end
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>>1856708
Sauce on music?

Sounds like Stars of the Lid
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>>1856714
topkek
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shit video (spilled a bit and slow) but

Where can I find videos of stylishly pouring drinks?
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>>1856538
I fucking hate this editing
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The sounds are fake, but heh, manny of us fail to care
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>Using that much oil on a steak that has some fat to render
>Laying the steak in your direction
>Trowing the steak into the oil
>Trowing the steak into cold oil
>Pouring oil into a cold pan
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>>1859492
what animal that
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>>1859524
was it a cucumber?
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>>1859535
Tuna I think.
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>>1859537
Asparagus. Pretty sad story anon. Her dad was an Asparagus farmer and was verbally abusive to her. He called her fatzilla, obesity Mary (like typhoid Mary but with contagious fat), and Diabetus Rex. That's why she now has veggie-phobia.
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>>1859517
I missed this song.
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>>1856549
>too much paprika
no such thing
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>>1859439
I sometimes try and arc my piss from across the room into the toilet and this webm reminded me of that
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>>1856708
Someone please put the Dexter theme to this
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>>1856538
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>>1859675
haha dang tho
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>>1856708
Why is the music so sinister

Are these evil cookies?
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>>1859674
I'll be honest, I don't know how to open a coconut either.

I had to pull out the saw when I got one.
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>>1859789
Well you know, its that old meme come over to the evil side we got cookies.

People in the late nineties and early 2000's were cringy as fuck.
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>>1859796
Bundle a dishtowel, lay coconut on top, tap with thin tip of hammer. Simple.
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>>1859803
I mean if we're bringing in the workshed tools I'll go with the saw,
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>>1859807
But that'll get you shell dust into the good bits. And it takes longer and more effort.
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>>1859810
I mean that seems also the problem if I start whacking it with a hammer
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>>1859818
tips. first get the water inside. for me at least, is the best part. the coconut has 3 "dots". the one that doesnt look like the other two, pierce it with something like a pencil or a screwdriver. its easy. then extract the water. if it doesnt flow as fast as you would like, then try piercing other of the holes, but they are harder.
when all the liquid is extracted, for opening, you have 2 ways. the savage: pick the coconut with your hand and hit it hard in the "middle" (imagine it has two sides, one is the holes part, the other is the other point) against the side of a table or something.
The civilized way: with a hammer or something with wheight to hit. hit it along the middle line, it should split after some not too strong hits
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>>1859439
What's wrong with their legs
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>>1859535
The original video called it a King Marlin.
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>>1859492
Meat for a month or two.
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>>1859566
You honestly have the time in the day to write that shit out?

Its blatantly a Brussel Sprout, not the best of choices to start someone off on Veg as theyre a little bitter. The woman is clearly mentally ill and has developed a repulsion to something natural, whether that's a learnt behaviour or natural, I'd say learnt and the way she has been brought up is the problem.
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>>1859908
Info. appreciated.
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>>1859803
thats a lot more complicated than i did. i just took the back of a big knife and cracked it open. and it was my first time i know the coconut nutted because it creamed up when i opened her up.
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>>1859487
...I think that the only food that made me more disgusted is mayonnaise tea.
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>>1859524
I always thought you'd die from bowels complications if you didn't eat enough fibre.
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>>1859439
>double amputee pours coffee
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>>1859535
Your mom
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>>1856708
>Using a hand beater instead of your dick
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>>1859566
well, and I thought she was an insuffreable fat fuck all of this years, rly makes u think
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>>1856538
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>>1856714
needs more oreos
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>>1860318
kek
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>>1859492
that's some big ass sushi
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>>1859517
perfect
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>>1859496
is it tampopo?
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>>1856538
this is for kids
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>>1859684
I enjoyed this so much
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>>1859439
>get my tripod, I'm going to make a video of myself doing something not very impressive not very well
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>>1859496
>>1859497
>>1859498
>>1859499
as soon as I heard that chinese music i knew it was going to be some kind of stinking brown thing and I was not wrong
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>>1859524

Seriously, straight up boiled brussel sprouts taste like shit.
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>>1859439
fucking manlets
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>>1856708
god i could cum
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>>1860297
You usually do, but modern medicine has figured out how to make it take 70+ years, with bypass surgeries, statins, etc
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>>1860263
What's wrong with a corn dog?
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>>1860948
Why does that guy look like Nicolas Cage?
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>>1856538
PLEAS, ANONS, POST LEGIT FOOD PORN NOT THAT DOG SHIT RUNNY EGG SANDWICH BY THAT FAT FUCK PIECE OF SHIT ""COOK""
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>>1860335
Hahaha
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>>1856889
What is your objection with this plate? Looks delicious.
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>>1856538
Over complicated and disgusting, I wouldn't be surprised if the cream and broth dominated and the chicken lost in the dish. And garlic with onion? What fucking nigger country mixes them?
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>>1859674
>That mouth breather face
>That incompetence
>That lack of common sense
>That savage-like way of grabbing the utensils
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>>1861347
>And garlic with onion? What fucking nigger country mixes them?
France
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>>1859492
Sawing fish tears open the cells making the fish watery. This is why the japanese use knifes that are over a meter long so they can do the cut in one swipe
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>>1859524
You need fibre to live and vegetables in general. how is she alive. Even if you hate the taste of most vegetables, head lettuce has next to no taste and carrots, celery, cucumbers and tomatoes are the easiest to eat and have the basic of tastes
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>>1859439
De-cantering from such height?!
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>>1857813
Topkek m80
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>>1859535
They're called 'Japanese' they love cameras and killing ocean creatures.
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>>1859509
Nice b8
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>>1860324
I literally began to gag as I watched this.
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>>1859521
>diabetus maximus
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>>1860891
I still don't understand the reason behind cutting the bag
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>>1861457
i used to put whipped cream on top of kix.
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>>1856549
nah, not really. paprika has a surprisingly mellow taste, and what with all the ingredients added in and the amounts in which they were added, that would make it to where you could just taste it in the finished product. Hungarian goulash is similar. It looks like you're putting in a fuckton, but really it's just enough
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>>1856538
I used two different bowls if you're just going to dump everything in any way
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>>1859487
This guy lives about 20 minutes away from me.
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>>1859494
I'm masturbating to this later
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>>1862312
See if you can get on his show.
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>>1859486
shit, I used high quality headphones instead of earbuds. what now?
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>>1862364
You arent ever going to get thighs cooked properly like that
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>>1860324
>sauce straight on the pineapple
that's all I needed to see
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>>1860909
Classic one. Always laugh
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>>1861450
i dont think cheese gives you diabetes
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>>1860956
troll detected
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>>1861562
>>1861567
>>1861570
I fucking love these, although in >>1861562 he should have seasoned before the flour.
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>>1859491
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>>1859494
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i agree but why does this seem german?
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>>1862470

What a waste of a good chicken
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>>1862770
holy shit, that girl killed that
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>>1862765
>waste
nah buddy he made more than enough money for another one.
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>>1861347
>And garlic with onion? What fucking nigger country mixes them?
This is b8.
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>>1859517
Is there a name for that device or is it just a lazy chef's personal idea?
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>>1859521
That looks good but is the fuckton of cheese necessary? I mean, it looks like half of that would've been more than enough.
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>>1860975
Sure, but it's nothing to cry over.
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>>1862754
I was shitposting during german class while I saved that webm
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>>1861456
I'm guessing the bags are harder to open from the top in mexico. I've been to china and india and the bags of lays or other chips there are more strongly sealed at the top and you either need slightly more effort or tear the tip a bit to run along top-bottom instead of just the mouth of the thing to open the bastards. Probably saves her time.
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>>1859797
you millenials are pretty fucking cringy yourselves tbqhwyf
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>>1862364
>using a metal fork
>all those scratch marks
>using the wrong pan
>not grilling or baking
>piercing the skin to fumble it over
>not even seared
>so many things

i bet she didnt even wait for the pan to heat up ether
this is torture
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>>1859517
Future YLYL material
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>>1862770
mukbangs are so fucking weird
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>>1858155
this is a good gif
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>>1859487
You should be banned for reposting this. And anyone else who reposts this in the future.
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>>1861211
If you told sam hyde he looks like Nick Cage he would blush.
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>>1862906
You know how there is autism porn and autism gore and stuff ? I think this come fairly close to i guess coocking gore or food gore or something
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>>1862470
this is howtobasic right? He really went downhill when his gimmick ran out of steam
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>>1859496

I like way he charges to the barrel.
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>>1862965
what, cause its not funny?
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>>1861211
He looks like someone actually did the Face Off thing with Nic Cage's skin.
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>>1859486
Is this a youtube channel or something?
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>>1859496
how are these knifes called he uses?
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>>1862782
Watch her bread video

Human blackhole
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>>1856538
Those "Tasty" short attention span "recipes" passed by grandmas in Facebook are shit. They are just fat inducing techniques, and nothing near proper cuisine.
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>>1856555
WTF is "queso"... That looks like pus.
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>>1856708
What kind of fatass could consider this food?
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>>1856714
Did he die?
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>>1859496
>this kills the fish
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>>1859513
More than eating them I want to spank them sooo bad...
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>>1856538
that looks disgusting
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>>1859521
... And his ass grew three sizes that day.
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>>1863692
that's cheese
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>>1859566
Underrated post
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>>1861405
Simple. She's just a fat fuck who found a perfect excuse to justify her bad habits... Look at her and tell me if it's true she can't "stand the smell or even touch of most foods".
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>>1857833
flavour dreams
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>>1860324
Whoever did this deserves to be shot... Plain and simple.
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>>1860891
... And I'm not hungry anymore... Thanks.
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>>1863692

cheese in spanish
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>>1860948
This is better than most TV dramas.
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>>1859524
Americans
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>>1861450
eating fatty food doesn't make you diabetic, being fat does
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>>1859497
>cleaning pepper from seeds.

fucking disgusting gook normie
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>>1862844
I'm guessing this is The States. They eat a shit loads over there
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>>1859507
song?
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>>1859521
did he really need to give him that extra bit of wax
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>>1859509
this is a duck, senpai
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>>1862844
>>1865057
That is the original way of making Raclette, a swiss national dish. Good when you have to stay warm in the Alps herding cows and other shit
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>>1865092
I was going to chide you for not googling the lyrics but I didn't watch the whole thing through at first and didn't notice it's lyricless...

Rather Be by Clean Bandit
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>>1859491
the white hot rage of a thousand suns
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>>1865370
it's bad.
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>>1859924
meat for an entire year, they're only allowed to sell the bluefin tuna once a year because it was nearly hunted to extinction
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>>1865370
legit kek. this is such a horrible idea
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>>1865167
it isn't wax
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>>1862770
those things are fucking huge
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>>1865426
gayyyyyyyyyyy
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>>1865460
chef john 4 president
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>>1859914
Tripod probably.
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>>1863584
TasteMade
Pretty gay tho tbhfhsfamalam
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>>1859487
JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK
(You)
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>>1863723
Glad i'm not the only one.
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>>1859510
Rips skin off, paints flesh with hair gel=sushi
fucking savages.
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>>1865374
>letting the cat touch your dough
This is how people get toxoplamosis. Disgusting.
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>>1865827
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>>1866043
Is it autism?
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>>1866045
Over 2.8 million views on Youtube is what it is.
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>>1866058
>>1866045
>>1866043
in real life he could have just given them the fish in chunks

his wife is hot though and looks good in a bikini, I'm not complaining
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>>1866131
This. Post more of his wife.
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>>1865827
>cat barely even touches it
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>>1865638
>Using any sauce on a pan fried salmon

Disgusting
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>>1865827
If you have ever been around a cat, ever, you have already been exposed to the parasite. Letting the cat smell the thing isn't going to change that.

Most people don't even exhibit symptoms.
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>>1862906
>she
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>>1866131
In real life the cats don't give a flying fuck either way.

What a waste.
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>>1866519
In real life you wouldn't act as stupid as you do right now.

For fear of embarrassment.
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>>1865389
>tfw bachelor with no iron
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>>1865426
>#hewillnotdivideus
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>>1856714
....i'd eat it
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>>1866058
That says so very much.
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>>1866522
How am I acting stupid? I'm stating my opinion, friendo.
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>>1862312
kill him, please
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>>1859914
Tripod prosthesis
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>>1856538
>letting chicken cook for 40 minutes
>not sweating onions and other vegetables in hot oil
>dat paprika
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>>1859492
damn...deep sea fish right there
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>>1866677
sweet paprika is for cunts

hungarian hot paprika is the only paprika
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>>1859914
keked
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>>1863062
I don't know, this is pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DarIeCtXto
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>>1860948
>the way she holds the wine glass
uncultured swine
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>>1863193
Underrated post
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>>1862770
>All those fucking camera cuts.
>People actually believe this baka can eat all that.
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>>1866856
How would you hold it?
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>>1866979
with fingers further down the glass and more fingertips
less of the palm of her hand needs to be on the glass
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>>1866540
Key word being eat, not drink.
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>>1856714
fake, he didn't whisk for seventeen hours, this video is only 58 seconds long

reported for fake stuff
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>>1865370
Why
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>>1856714
>low calorie

kek
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>>1860324
lol
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>>1867190
For fun.
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>>1859524
the most american video ever
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>>1866856
it's a comedy sketch that's the point you idiot
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>>1865638
>Putting sauce on the all ready salmon.
>not putting sauce on the boring potatoes.

why?
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>>1859486
>stock sounds
kys
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>>1859487
Jesus fuck, why.
>that way too thick batter
>too much flour/cornstarch on so batter doesn't even stick
>sees it's going to overflow but goes ahead anyway
>oil not even hot
>stirring it around in the lukewarm oil so batter all drifts away

How to do everything wrong in one single video.
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>>1859796
Use the spine of a heavy knife and tap around the equator a few times, it'll break open fairly cleanly in half.
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>>1867326
Ok? I didnt say it wasnt a comedy, or it wasnt funny
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>>1860948
Sam Hyde is a national treasure
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>>1856549
you're an idiot and wrong
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>>1865809
thanks though
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>>1859505
sadly, Jiro will never achieve his idea of perfection :(
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>>1866523
Go out in the street and find a brick. Wrap it in foil and bake it in the toaster oven for half an hour. Instant hot press.

Or just bake the fucking smore.
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>>1865370
LMAO
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>>1866142
go encode some, their youtube is https://www.youtube.com/user/MyHusbandisJapanese

she's a totally crazy cat lady canadian but she's easy on the eyes
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>>1860324
>vegan cheese and vegan pepperoni

God damn.
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>>1860198
You strike me as someone who inhales cock at a breakneck pace
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>>1867589

Needs to be set to interstellar music.
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>>1867589
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>>1865638
the sound version is much better, the sauce has a funny name
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>>1859496
>>1859497
>>1859498
>>1859499
oh my fucking god this is beautiful
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>>1859521
oh fuck i wasn't ready
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>>1867636
>yfw you order a chicken Gyro and that thing shows up
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>>1865818

That guy is literally the best sushi chef in Japan though.
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>>1859439
There is a thread about aesthetic drinks. Preparation and serving. You should check it out
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>>1863692
if your pus is that color you have a way worse problem than you previously thought.
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>>1860324
Whoever made this deserves to be buried alive
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>>1860891
>traveling taco
God wept
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>>1865370

Not the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life, sweet and savory go together well and a lot of my marinades tend to be fruity or citrus based.

That being said, cooking meat inside fruit is a meme. Whether it's inside a pineapple (which is more common) or watermelon, you don't really get much flavor out of it at all and the presentation ALWAYS looks like shit. Fruit never looks very good after being baked for an hour at 400 degrees. This one was made worse by basting the chicken with whatever that dark liquid was (soy sauce? I don't fucking know) so you've got NO browning/crisping of the skin, just a sickly anemic looking white carcass inside a blackened swollen watermelon. Fucking nasty.

If you really want fruity meats and don't want the trouble of a marinade, basting meats with tangy jam actually makes for really tasty grub. Maybe not strawberries, but apricot/peach/pineapple jams do a lot of good work in the right hands.
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>>1861562
Isn't kind of fun to consider those are supposed to be human legs? IIRC, he sliced the calves of some guy, or thighs, or something.

Still, it looks tasty.
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>>1867611
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>>1859796
Just buy the young "green" coconuts. They have sweeter juice and flesh, plus they're easier to open.
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>>1859524
God damn am I the only one noticing that niggers awful fucking stir fry?
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>>1859796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQU6o4ooL5E

Too lazy to make a webm, but it's super simple
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>>1859566
fucking kek
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>>1869783
Shit it's barely even fucking heated, no wonder she hates it.
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>>1859789
you make me chuckle anon
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>>1859486
DONT YOU DOWNPLAY THE SHITTINESS OF THE FOLEY
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>>1859524
earlier that day at TLC headquarters:

>"So boss, we've got this woman-"
>"A woman you say?"
>"A woman. A big fat tub of shit"
>"Sounds like my wife lol"
>"Lol true dat boss. Anyway she's addicted to eating potatoes and cheese and she eats nothing else. Any kind of vegetable makes her gag."
>"Does she look ugly when she gags?"
>"Hideous."
>"Good! I want lots of shots of her pigging out on potatoes and freaking out over vegetables. Give her some brussels sprouts."
>"...Don't you think that might be going a bit far?"
>"Nonsense! The fatty gets brussels sprouts!"
>"Couldn't we start her off on something a little easier like a carrot? I mean, this woman hasn't had a vegetable in her entire life. What if we completely ruin the hope of her ever giving another vegetable a chance?"
>"You heard me faggot. Get me my footage!"
>"Lol okay boss"
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>>1856549
faggot
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>>1859487
Does jack have some kind of learning disability? I've never once seen him cook a single thing that resembles something a human could eat.
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>>1870783
he is genuinely retarded and refuses to admit to doing anything wrong
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>>1870783
He has "stupid hands"

Whenever he does something wrong in his videos you can see him lift his hands in disbelief, in a confused, almost accusing manner towards the objects, tools and food that is not doing what he wants.
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>>1859684
This killed me. I'm dead.
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>>1863615
An slow reply for slow retard; That's a fuckin meat cleaver, first blade is just generic (but you can use fillet knife for all of these 'actions')
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>>1856538
finally a thread without africans
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>>1871351
That is downright exquisite in how disgusting that is.
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>>1871351
Wow, I seriously think I'm about to puke.
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>>1871351
Would normal hamburgers be luxury for them?
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>>1865374
Juns Kitchen btw
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>>1871351
i'd try it. most insect are high in protein and taste fine cooked.
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>>1863615
菜刀
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>>1871644
hopefully you'll get one that has all the zika and malaria cooked out of it
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>>1865167
is your only exposure to round cheese with a casing fucking baby bella?
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>>1871351
so this is why aids is so rampant in africa
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>>1869787
This dude is great.
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>>1865367
I get that this would work because of the avocado's texture and mild taste, but still, why avocado? I don't see it adding anything to a mousse. Is it supposed to be healthier or something? You're still using chocolate and milk and eggs.
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>>1871696
avocado is hip
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>>1871696
Do you remember the few months (to maybe a year?) where every goddamn restaurant had to have just about everything with chocolate? From pork to insects.
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>>1865426
i hate fags
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>>1864479
>>1862770
what do you think her poops smell like? i bet it smells really bad, soupy too
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>>1866131
I just watched the whole thing to see his wife in a bikini.
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>>1871351
Am I the only one that finds this to be amazing?
I mean in buttfucking backlands of Africa where food is rare, just making patties out of pure protein is genius!
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>>1871685
No, that's indiscriminate sex among the populace that had (and likely continues to have) individuals also fucking various lesser simians.
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>>1859797
I liked those early memes better than the nigger memes we have now
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>>1859513
What are these called?
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>>1872403
and he just breaks it like a nigger
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>>1872439
pretty sure it's Japanese cotton cheesecake
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>>1872457
Cheers
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>>1863741
you said it best brother.
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>>1859674
my god, I was waiting on her to slice her fingers off...
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>>1859524
You got people like Eddie hall lifting 500kg, Usain bolt running at 44km speed, Wim hof climbing half of mount Everest in his boxers alone, people setting records and showing us what the human body is capable of.

then you got this fat shit who is afraid of veggies and is contaminating the gene pool......
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>>1856708
Whenever I make cookies the dough ends up so tough that I have to put some serious muscle into it and the first time I did it I snapped a wooden spoon trying to stir it, so I have to use a metal one.

The cookies come out tasting quite nice, but I'm not sure what's going wrong at the dough stage. They come out very crunchy too.
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>>1872403
Why not just save some time and eat the fucking strawberry?
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>>1872529
You've likely got too much of your dry ingredients, the recipe you're using is probably off slightly.
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>>1862364

this is me every time I try to cook something using an internet recipe
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>>1872745
get a gf- they're great at both finding and following recipes
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>>1869394
>just a sickly anemic looking white carcass inside a blackened swollen watermelon.

You're quite the wordsmith
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>>1866882
She live streams it you fuckin sperg.
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>>1870081
The bitch only eats cheesy potatoes so the guy doesn't have much experience cooking anything else.
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>>1870106
I agree that shows where the entire point is "look how terrible this person is for your amusement" are terrible, I've never understood why people agree to go on them. What tricks must the producers use to get people to sign those contracts. It can't just be money.
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>>1860891
Just remember this when someone implies that mexico shouldn't be wiped from the face of the earth.
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>>1872304
>making patties out of pure protein is genius!

Yeah, fried in oil stolen from an electrical transformer. They're a regular bunch of nigger Einsteins.
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>>1867686
Noice
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>>1871351

Reminds me of Snowpiercer
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>>1862770
>we have 3d animation that looks realer than this woman
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>>1872304
insects are still 40% chitin shell

about as tasty as mashing up the entire chicken alive and eating the feathers
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>>1859517
>you're not there
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>>1860891
anyone have more of this crazy street food stuff
I remember seeing one of a Russian dude frying eggs
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>>1872468
>when he pours the caramel (?) into the chocolate
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>>1859439
I fucking pour the water of my tea like this and I don't feel the need to record it in video.
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>>1866230
fucking this

pure savagery
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>>1859496
>>1859497
>>1859498
>>1859499
when i become a millionare im going to hire an old chinaman to make lunch for me.
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>>1859521
>would you like some cheese, sir?
>yes just a little bit though
>god damn it.
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>>1867428
and now the fact that you knew it was comedy all along and you still said that makes you look like a bigger retard.
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