General TV/Movie Thread

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Posted in another thread but I think it's worth putting here. Clerks was an underrated film.

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>>1849780

shit wrong webm

>>1848759
man I had the 12 yr old hots for her

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>>1849795
>tfw I cut that webm yonks ago
nice

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>>1849873
I wish he had made more war films.

>>1848746
is that christian bale? fuck, that cunt always looked like a unlikable bitch

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>>1849831
I cut that one a month or two ago, great scene.

>>1849728
No shitposting.

>>1849873
Kubrick is the only Jew I actually respect, besides Bobby Fischer.

He married the daughter of the man that made "Jud Suess" and is quoted as saying "Hitler was right about almost everything"

All his movies are masterpieces.

>>1849877
>tfw we will never see a Kubrick Napoleon film

>>1849873
I never realized how absurdly authentic the retaking of the airbase was filmed

I mean christ it's not even a combat-based film

>>1848746
hahaha Bale looks like pokemon go kid

https://www.youtube.com/user/MishaCZLP

>>1849932
>>1849935
This movie needs more love

>>1848730
This and "The Hunger" are the reason why I always consider it's such a waste that Bowie didn't went into movies and only played small cameos.

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>>1850851
Heh, I used that.

>>1850386
Clockwork Orange was the only film he wasn't fully satisfied with iirc and its still a masterpiece.

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>>1850150
>>1849795
Eat a dick nigger

>>1850833
He had a main role in Basquiat (1996) and the lead role in The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976), both were very good.

>>1849880
who ruins the entire movie, I would have been pretty decent without the most annoying kid in the world as the main star the entire movie
>oh fuck they're getting raided
Chstian Bale: "Eyy, Cadillacs of the skies" *makes annoying plane noises as everyone gets ripped to shreds*

>>1848769
god i fucking love this show so much, i wish that jimmy didnt die so early in, i really liked that character/actor

>>1851565
Anon, I saw every single movie with him. Every. Single. One. No need to tell me in what he played. I simply consider this and the one in The Hunger his best.

>>1851199
Honest to God question - what's the appleal of both Anchorman movies? I was unable to have any fun with the first one and dropped it halfway through, And yet it's super-popular and with a cult following.
What did I miss? Is it one of those movies you need to watch in specific circumstances? Or something else?

>>1851861
This guy should stay in the B-movies, where he belongs.
Promoting him to big-budget productions was a grave mistake.

>>1851927
Lol, fuck off.

>>1851937
Because?

He has literally two faces to make, one tone to speak and chews his lines every single motherfucking times like they were a fucking raw meat. Let's also not forget how dead serious he approaches all his roles, no matter how fuck-huge schlock it is.

Seriously, have you seen any of his recent movies, where the hype around "Michael Fassbender, greatest new actor eveh!" died down a bit?
Because it's the same kind of shit like with Bradley Cooper, who - fortunately - already disappeared.

>>1851951
Alien Covenant and Song to Song. He's great in those and nothing like you mentioned.

>>1851962
>Alien Covenant
>Seriously bringing it in any kind of discussion
Not even him, but are you retarded or just pretending?

>>1851964
What you think of the movie is irrelevant nig nog, it was a good performance.

>>1851962
>>1851971
Congrats, you've just confirmed you know shit about movies.

His abysmal, wooden performance was one of the reason why both of those sucked balls.

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>>1851971
>Fassbender
>good performance
Shit, nigga, slow down

>>1851992
That entire fucking movie.

I was expecting something completely different, but it was weirdly enjoyable

>>1851915
no its jump dumb humor set to a specific flavor.

>>1852016
Guess not my taste, even if I enjoy pretty much anything with Ferrell in it

>>1851154
Did Romans really emphasize their speeches with hand movements like that or is it just the character/show?

>>1851856
What a truly frightening movie.
A deadpan romance, as I've heard it described, but I believe it stretches far deeper than that.

10/10

>>1851856
this is god tier

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>>1848746

>>1851974
HE WAS LITERALLY PLAYING AN EMOTIONLESS ROBOT

>>1850659
Why not dismantle nuclear power stations?

>>1849840
>taste the rainbow

>>1852446
Then do what with the reactor?

>>1851974
>his performance was the reason covenant sucked
>literally the only good part of the movie

I think you've made it pretty clear you also don't know shit about movies.

>>1848769
>shotgun cocking noise at 0:12

exactly how does foley guy think shotguns work?

>>1851598

You do realize that's how the script is written, and any other actor would still have behaved the same way, right?

You are aware that 99.9% of what happens in movies is not improv, right?

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> The part where Estevez says 'This was no boating accident' and Dreyfus doesn't guess the movie was included because it happened IRL, earlier on set, even though Dreyfus was in Jaws.

>>1848749
FOV unplayable.

>>1849806
Absolutely disgusting.

>>1849728
Fucking hell this looks like such garbage.

>>1849831
>>1850150
>>1851537
I cut that about 2 years ago. Fuck you liars.

>>1850418
"Bigger it" is one of the best lines ever.

>>1851934
Overrated movie

It's not THAT bad

>>1850773
this movie was weird
johnny depp looks kind of fake because of the eye things and there is a dumb "hey remember goodfellas" scene

but when he shoots that guy with the rifle it's real good, and i liked the shot where they all get in the car and it starts driving
all in all i enjoyed it

>>1851588
i remember when this show wasn't total dogshit
what the fuck happened

>>1852415
You can play an emotionless robot (especially since said robot is not emotionless, nice showing you didn't grasp the movie) without sucking at it.
Just think about it - Christian Bale can't fucking emote and yet he fucking owns in Equilibrium, while playing a guy stoned up to his nose to surpress emotions.

>>1851598

I'm amused at the thought of the kind of conversation JG Ballard and Spielberg would have as Spielberg explains to Ballard that while his autographical book is amazing, he's going to write out the lead character because large parts of the audience tends to find kids to be annoying cunts.

>>1853564
Considering Jamie is not an annoying cunt in the book, that would indeed be an interesting conversation.
Seriously, it never cease to amaze me how Bale was first casted to play that role and then made a fucking career on the fact he played the most annoying kid that year. Literally what the fuck

>>1853865

While I will admit that the script in already increases his power level, the real problem is simply that child actors are very often annoying simply because they are fucking awful.

There are a few exceptions like Haley Joel Osment that are just freakishly good at what they do however. For the most part, they just crank everything up to ELEVEN, which is what Bale did.

>>1853897
>does
Here, ftfy

Because 30 years later, his acting "technique" didn't move an inch from there

>>1853912

WHOAR AS HUUUUHHH

>>1853495
that fassbender guy isn't even that bad desu, you're just biased by your own contrarianism, being the oh so opinionated and exquisite faggot you think you are

you're a pleb in disguise

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Ignore the kaffir

>>1852792
Sorry, it's the console version.

>>1853393
comedy fucking gold

>>1854143
Lad who filmed that shou have at least held a bar beforehand

>>1848730

That's a weird fucking movie. It's got some really great scenes....but overall I have no idea what the fuck they were driving at.

>>1854164
To be fair the magazines on the BAR are shit-tier tho. They are made from thin monkey mental and often caused issues.

>>1854143
What movie is this from? I feel like a moron not recognizing it.

>>1854208
I was talking about him keeping accuracy while full auto firing a bar.
It it was a tommy i'd just let it pass but not a damn bar

>>1854216
im pretty sure thats from "Saving Private Ryan"

>>1854254
Huh, I honestly can't remember that scene, even though I've seen that movie many times. Thanks, senpai.

>>1848749
I remember seeing this in theaters when I was 11

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>>1848769
>Best character in BE

>>1850000
Quad 0's don't lie

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Pardon my nostalgia

>>1854233
>>1854233
If you watch it, he doesn't full auto.

>>1850773
What movie?

>>1854501
Black Mass

>>1850659
>)
> wreck havoc

COME ON

>>1852485
Make a dirty bomb and use it on Godzilla

>>1854560
Now you've made it more powerful, and maybe even bigger.

>>1853533
How the hell can a little kid act that well

>>1852446
That would cause more problems.
>>1854552
No problems here.

>>1854179
The Japanese commander had a gay crush on Bowie.

>>1851877
this was a really good movie, i'm surprised it didn't get much notice when it came ut

>>1848756
just fucking spoil that the spacing guild needs the spice to do space travel, will ya

>>1854109
>Trying this hard
>With two days old bait
I would post proper bait image, but it's not a gif, so go figure

>>1854179
>War is hell
>Japanese imerialism was fucking evil
>Love doesn't need to make you into a good person
>Sometimes people do things against their very survival instinct not out of love, duty or honour, but because they are ashamed of their past deeds
Something like that.

It's not that the director (who is a Jap) spend his entire movie career on being the only Jap saying openly that WW2 and all the atrocities commited by Japan were a fuckign disgrace.

>>1854427
Hey kids, remember times when Bruce Willis was not only good, but a fucking comedian?

The exact same thing applies to Statham

>>1854139
every tie fighter is a cherished childhood memory

>>1854841
I just watched The Hudsucker Proxy last week, not bad

>>1853433
No more books and we have writers that think if a character says shit and fuck enough times it's mature story telling.
It's like shitty fan fiction. Only reason I still watch is for the cgi battles.

>>1851081
because its clearly best theme

>>1854908
Its not good either.

>>1850386
Kubrick clearly wasn't serious when he said that. He disliked Schindler's List because it made a 'feel good' story out of the Holocaust, something he thought was one of the worst events in human history overseeing the death of millions of people.

>>1852799
the only logical response.

plus 12 yo me def had the hots for wednesday. NOT FUCKING JOAN CUSAK.

>>1852216
what the fuck else was there to do?

>>1854118
kek and fuck off

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>>1854377
Good stuff.

>>1855746
These two always remind me of the antagonistic girls in the first Sasori movie.

>>1854139
I'm extremely bothered by them not even trying to do a good space battle anymore after the climax of episode 4. Why do we always have to have at least 2 battles happening at once? The focus on the finale of 4 is amazing and them not even trying to ever surpass it greatly annoys me.

>>1856398
depends on what you're using. there is typically a box that asks how big a file you want. I set mine to 3.8 MB

>>1849858
what the fuck?

>>1850394
movie?

>>1851579
say what you want about the movie but the sound design was fucking great

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>>1856632
You just now realized it's a cheap cash grab aimed at nostalgic fags?

>>1856761
I didn't say that, I just said I'm mad at no space battles.

>>1856035
What movie?

>>1856632
>>1856769
the space battle in R1 was good though

>>1856682

Pan's Labyrinth.

>>1853393
holy shit, I just got it!!!

>>1855746
Literally the only good thing about that movie.

>>1852820
I cut it 75 years ago. Liars.

>>1857076
Lovely. Pls more.

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>>1857083

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>>1857086

>>1855746
Posting before somebody asks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KExMAb2g8mo

>>1856035
what bullshit. all electronic things die but the car battery's.

>>1854808
>posting this bland shit when falling for bait

at least I actually try

>>1852568
It's actually the guy he shoots who is cocking the gun.

>>1856398
FFMPEG can do that for you but I find it much easier to just limit the bit rate and adjust it till the file size reaches <4.096 MB

>>1856793
The Day After 1983

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>>1856398
Easily the best scene from that miniseries, the satisfaction was palpable

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>>1857608

>>1857608
That movie was grim as fuck, in a good way of course.

>>1848761
Worthwhile to watch?

>>1857725
Are you the guy who posts webms of military stuff with the wrong names?
Cause you better not be

>>1857076
Eastwood firing the Thompson in this clip is just the best. Closes his eyes before firing, and pulls the gun away from his face. Never opens his eyes while the gun is being fired.

>>1854841
SHUT UP!

>>1858022
performed in a production of this. By far one of my favorite musicals of all time

>>1857896
Yes, very much so.

>>1858237
Thanks

>>1859784
god freidhelm was such a good character

>>1857725
Tora Tora Tora was better.

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RIP Jerry Lewis

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>>1860472
This

>>1850431
All those failed careers in one room.

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>>1848761

>>1849838
Fail safe was a WAYYY better movie

>>1849877
>>1849873
FAIL SAFE WAS A BETTER MOVIE

>>1861387
Name?

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>>1861728
The tick

>>1848730
really powerful scene. love cilier's (bowie's) look into the distance after the second kiss knowing he's just sealed his own death, before the intense eye contact

the scene after that where all the PoWs sing christmas songs to him after he's buried up to the neck is so moving

probably one of my favourite films of all time. the only let down is that the japanese actors clearly are pretty limited in their english skills which can detract from their acting abilities

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>actual aerial maneuvers other than slowly rolling left and right

I understand risk assessment and all that shit, but planes just sluggishly moving back and forth isn't real maneuvering.

I especially love how they portrayed one of the Zeroes doing a radical evasive maneuver in one scene.

One move, which I can't recall the name of, involves applying full pitch and right yaw, causing a sudden "zero-point" rising spin, thus throwing off an enemy's aim.
And the strangest part is, the Zero was so little and light that it was actually able to pull it off.

>>1857009
It's alright, better than the one in EP6. Once again too unfocused though because they still gotta show 2 other battles at the same time.

>>1849858
movie name?

>>1857076
>>1858025
I thought Eastwood was supposed to be one of the few Hollywood actors that could keep his eyes open while firing a gun?

>>1862143

Nigga how do you not recognize the Rocky Horror Picture Show?

>>1849728
is that the korean dude from oldboy?

>>1861815
>"zeroes"
> "radical evasive maneuver"
kek
i feel like you dont know a whole lot about dogfighting
granted, this does seem better than what was portrayed in dunkirk among other movies
also i think you're talking about a snap roll, which most aircraft can do. not much of a dogfighting maneuver though, its a good way to kill off all of your airspeed,

>>1862234

Given how chaotic that scene is, most likely he was just told to fire the gun like he was panicing like a little school girl

>>1850394
shit what's the movie

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>>1862309
Am I missing something?
Zero is just commonplace slang for the A6M series fighter.

Hell, even a fuck ton of the Allied kills in the Pacific Theatre were commonly referred to as "Zeroes" even if they bore half a passing resemblance to the A6M.

I don't care if calling them Zeroes is a meme or not, it's just slang.

And comparatively, yes, that is a radical maneuver when you look at a majority of war cinema, most directors would never want to attempt that for fear of losing a plane- or worse, a pilot.

Nope, not a snap roll, literally some sort of insane spiraling climb. Although, the Japs had some intense energy retention in the Zeroes, so I don't doubt they were able to pull off some insane maneuver like that.

If you're trying to get on your enemy's six, then yes, it's a dogfighting maneuver. Turn fighters and light aircraft are made for overshooting and close turning radii. So wouldn't it make sense for a slower, tighter-turning A6M to force a energy-powered P-40 to overshoot?

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>>1850394
nice to see someone else making webms the way do

>>1857680
Sucks that got cancelled

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[unapologetically American intensifies]

>>1862296
This. Uncultured swine.

>>1862771
Thanks anon, fuckin saved.

>>1862379
those are texans, not zeroes. they're painted up like zeroes but they are plain old t-6 texans. texans are a dime a dozen compared to other warbirds. any given year at oshkosh and you can see 20+ of them. the only real thing that suprised me was the relatively low altitude that it was performed at, something i admit probably wouldnt be done today even if they are plentiful.
a snap roll is literally just full back elevator and full rudder. snap rolls are not "insane maneuvers". any aircraft capable of doing a roll (ie any fighter ever) can perform a snap roll.
any pilot trying that in combat would find himself without a wing. it doesnt put enough distance between the start and end of the maneuver to be an effective jink. jinks usually involve a random 90+ degree roll followed by full back elevator. some lazy ass snap roll thing that puts you on the same exact flight path as before with little to no actual deviation from the flight path makes for an easier target on the initial pass as well as any subsequent pass.

>>1862554
>>1862557
what the fuck?

>>1862771
You know it was animated in Japan, right?

>>1862856
nobody cares you fucking weeb

>>1851936
Kobayashi is an incredibly underrated director.

>>1848730
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>>1854811
under fucking rated film.
I feel the relationship between them wasn't romantic (knowing the director's work), but rather that Celliers had overwhelming power over Captain Yonoi despite being his prisoner. He couldn't even hold his sword above his head... he couldn't strike that power down.
>>1861776
great analysis.

"There are times when victory is very hard to take."

>>1851974
>12 years a slave
>Hunger
>Shame
>Playing David
>Playing Action
>Playing Magneto
>Starring in a Malick Film

Fassbender is a great actor. "you know shit about movies" if you didn't even think to address his previous performances in the McQueen movies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2H6toiusdo

>>1851992
>pulls the pins out with his hands
>large blast without a giant fireball

10/10

>>1863950
>being autistic
>not being able to understand the tone of a movie

15/10.

>>1856692
sound doesnt travel in space.

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>>1864413
so you have been to space?

>>1852742
I looked at the filename for a second and thought, "Wait, they made actually made a third Stakeout movie?!?"

>>1854139
holy hell this movie sucked ass thinking back on it.

>>1852817
Actually it was a decent cross over.

>>1848768
FFFUCK was that his brother???

>>1852820
Fuck the fuccbois, good work

>>1853433
LOL

>>1854962
This is when I realise I am in the austist mecca

>>1849873
Yeah Kubrick always let soldiers be themselves

>>1855911
>Schindler's List
>feel good story
u wot m8

>>1862771
This isn't America anymore.

>>1849728
Despite being a shit knockoff and shit actress they got the feel and atmosphere pretty spot on with the vehicles and visuals. It was cool to see the GitS universe in live action.

>>1864229
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>>1864212
What's with the sound, are these 5.1 mixes or something? Hardly anyone's going to be hearing those properly

>>1850386
how much is almost, trollboy

>>1863950
>pulls the pins out with his hands
????

>>1864542
Yeah, Liberals destroy everything.

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>>1848730
That's a good fucking scene.

>>1849728
Batou looks so silly.

>>1849795
I actually live in Tipperary...

>>1864963
Oh wow, I thought the dialogue was edited in the picture I saw but it's actually real. People got paid actual money to write this, jesus.

>>1864963
The real secret that these people are missing is that normal people post on 4chan too.

>>1864212
funny how this one kind of seamlessly loops

>>1850431
this is such a nice set though

>>1864359
>>1864947
>being absolutely fucking retarded

>>1865378
>The real secret that these people are missing is that there are more normies and underage memesters browsing this shithole than actual edgelords.

ftfy

>>1864755
>COCAINUM

bang

>>1864212
Nice loop

>>1865673
kek

>>1862296
Don't act like that's hard.

>>1864963
>>1865628
>>1865673
I can't believe the liberal tears are still flowing.
Did Trump tap into a bottomless reservoir?

>>1862834
>they're painted up like zeroes
stopped reading there, no need to get incredibly pedantic over that anon's basic misconception of planes when they are literally made to look like the plane he thought they were

>>1863950
Concussion grenades don't produce significant light except under low light conditions, if one went off on a road or in a building, you'd probably just see the shit kicked up by the blast,
your eyes might register a flash but no significant fireball

>>1868262
Except they don't even look like zeros. Go ahead and just ignore the rest of the argument too, no biggy.