my daughter has moved to china and we chat on wechat .she posts

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How old is She? This too mature?

Also, you need to provide 3 or more gifs/webms to start a thread.

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Redpills incoming

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>>1832229
Her boyfriend

>>1832301
holy shit this is the most retarded shit ive ever seen

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>>1832229
Any of these would fit into wechat

>>1832301
Pretty good way to turn the tables.
>>1832333 doesn't get it or is a leftist.

>>1832303
Muh heart. Tfw no qt daughteru, to go hunting with.

>>1833373
WUT WUT WUT WUT W


WHAT IS SHE DOING TO IT AFTERWRADS?????

>>1832273
>fiat is money is all based on trust and belief
well no shit Sherlock

>>1832299
this is dripping with irony
he's attacking the left's attacking of him rather than attacking their policies
he's saying the right doesn't understand and can't make emotional arguments and only focus on policy but then saying the left shouldn't call them heartless
he's also discounting the possibility that anyone on the left is actually policy-focused, and he's discounting the fact that the left's stance on various policies is a major source of their accusation that the right is heartless and immoral

>>1832295
true

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>>1832308
gosh thanks for all those gifs lad

>>1833161
i dont know if you have tried those noodles but hot damn are they spicy, i would not recommend snorting the flavour stuff

>>1833558
baby stole her gainz, have to eat it to recover them
but for real she will clean it off, lots of animals do this, it also reinforces the mother child bond

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the gif was too big to be posted here so I had to convert it. You can reverse the operation here:
https://ezgif.com/video-to-gif

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>>1832229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmHzsXO1EZg

>>1833373
fucking hell

>>1834608
I always wonder how animals manage to use their teeth as a resting place for their babies... I see cats hold their babies when they're still young and it sends chills down my spine, what if they get a reaction out of something and they crush their jaws together killing the little guy? I like the webm though, it's very cozy.

Do you have any idea if humans can do this as well btw?

>>1837733
>Do you have any idea if humans can do this as well btw?

Well how about using your front teeth to grab and hold the skin of your forearm while letting your forearm hang. You'll figure out how hard you need to bite to both keep a firm grasp without causing pain. Nearly the same idea.

humans do this all the time, just not with their teeth.

Ever hold a baby? You've held it in a firm yet gentle grip.

>>1832229
you're fucking cute, my dude

>>1833373
not shown: delivering and eating the placenta

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what's up with that retard who can't tell the difference between a webm and a gif? Fucking hell man

>>1832277
that guy is obviously the worlds greatest assassin

>>1842662
ikr

muh "objectively superior format" fags, muh "framerate" fags, muh "it's old and has to die" fags can all light themselves on fire.

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>>1846717
not what i wanted to post, but im sure you can use it somehow in your conversations with your daughter.

>>1832229
Are you Kazakhstan? And a famous composer? If you are, I fucked your daughter

>>1837733

big cats pick up their cubs gently by the scruff of the neck where there is plenty loose skin

animals can be very gentle with their mouths when it matters. well trained gun dogs can pick and carry a up a raw egg without damaging it

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these are grossly incorrect

>>1832269
The translation is completely wrong.
t. knower

well hug her and warn her about North Korea