I G N O R E

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>>1824405

>>1824431
This... this gets me every time.

It's like seeing a unicorn.

>>1824421
>why does this always happen
my orbits

>>1824411
>Chris Cucker

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>>1824421

>>1826084
Oh, is that the famous concert where she pissed herself? Didn't know someone caught it on video. nice.

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>>1824405
I remember this thread

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>>1826348
I hope you remember how it ended.

>>1826088
is this real?

is this really what happens?

>>1826503
Yes. the little label at the top is actually a dosimeter. The fact that the strip immediately turns black tells you that this is one high-powered source of ionizing radiation. The glass is actually acrylic glass, but also silicate glass would turn yellow.

>>1824431
>Hotline Miami

>>1826544
looks like something from a high-speed sci-fi movie

cool shit

>>1824421
>he did actually shit himself

what in the fuck

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>>1826684

>>1824425
what game is this?

>>1826739
fecal incontinence is not a joking matter!

>>1826800
Perhaps not. But fecal matter is generally worth a joke.

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>>1824405
Let's give this anon what he wants.

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>>1826783
Minecraft or something

>>1824413
that video might be the most unfunny thing ever created

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>>1828178
True. Even my last coloscopy would've made for a funnier vid.

>>1826088
What is even this?

>>1826783
old rust

>>1828258
It's a camera inside an acrylic glass box being dragged across a radiation source.

>>1828076
I enjoyed a sensible chuckle.

>>1824421
>>1824421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio

why

>>1826072
this the new forced mem?

>>1828094
do you hate chet baker? cause i do

>>1828497
I don't mind his earlier cool jazz outings (I'd still take early Miles Davis or classic Brubeck over Chet anytime). His crooning efforts are pure mommy music though.
Wouldn't say I outright HATE him, but when it comes to jazz, there definitely IS such a thing as "too white".

>>1826316
Hard radiation.

>>1828272
It's a camera strapped to a death convict amputee known as "fleshbag" in a acrylic box dragged across the hard radiation source to study the effects and treatment of radiation sickness.

>>1826078
How nice.

>>1826316
Local news... always starts with the most sensational happenings.

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>>1829039
well...

>>1829010
Nice one. Gotta remember that when the WEBM gets reposted.

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>>1828493
nah. Here's the clean version.

>>1826078
Karen Carpenter had to be the most white sounding female singer outside of country music.

>>1829175
i dunno man, aside from Top of the World the Carpenters' lyrics tend to be pretty dark - so while she may be singing them in a really sweet contralto, there's edge there

check out her cover of the Eagles' Desperado

>>1829207
I know, I'm just referring to her timbre there.

>>1829155
All of the jokes could have been avoided if he had said "In today's news" or just took a longer pause.

>>1828497
No, I personally quite enjoy Chet. What do you have against him?

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>>1826361
>inb4 W40k reference (It has absolutely nothing to do with W40k. Deal with it!)

>>1824419
I'm from Detroit and that is an appropriate response.

>>1828374
who is this qt ?

>>1829886
Alice Eve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QULPnDDYcbl

>>1828084
I tried to hold back my laughter.

>>1828202
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!

>>1829886
That's Geoff.

>>1830034
Thanks !

>>1824547
What game is this?

>>1828374
Damnit, I miss the guy!

>>1830617
Metal Gear Solid V - The Phantom Pain

>>1824411
>m'man

>>1831189
CUTE
C U T E !

>>1831189
>>1831191
>>1831192
please keep them coming

>>1831189
>>1831191
>>1831192
BRUTAL!

>>1831189
WHOA! That thing went straight for the jugular!

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>>1831193

HE KIDS

I'M A COMPUTER

STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADING

>>1831189
>>1831191
>>1831192
There's something wrong with that dog.

>>1824408
>Before playing DCS: Oh my God how could anyone learn this?
>After playing DCS: Oh my God how did I learn this?

>>1824405
>MAGIC.webm

*mujick

>>1831340
that's because its a cat, stupid

>>1828273
What the fuck actually happened?

>>1832217
Jsut Andrew W.K. being Andrew W.K.

>>1826361
Is this the Immaterium?

>>1832897
called it:
>>1829618

>>1826071
Anomaly? Fucking Manchild.

>>1829618
Weird dance party

>>1833191
It's a very versatile sound clip.

>>1826078
That's beautiful. Thank you, anon.

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>>1831198
There y'are

>>1828374
is there any man on earth better with women than craig ferguson?

>>1829853
One of the best and wackiest Christian cults still around. IIRC, Joaquin Phoenix was a member when he was a kid.

>>1829887
And yet there are people who take 40k COMPLETELY seriously.

>>1833451
Geoff Peterson
... oh wait, you said "man".

>>1833477
Weren't they the ones who basically used lolis whoring themselves out to recruit members?

>>1824428
what's this fag face still doing on internet?

>>1826072
this is not even my final form biatcg

>>1831280
>>1831193
Wait what is this? I feel like i have seen them before but its been years

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>>1833513
Can you not read the filenames, good sir?

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>>1833513
Oh yes, here's the everlasting classic.

>>1831280
TRUE ME COME OFF BUS, ME NEARLY DEAD WIT LAUGH
I WATCH DE PEOPLE RUSH DE DOOR LIKE HARBOUR SHARK

SO COME!

SUNSHINE DEH YAH, TIME FI DE BUSRIDA
FUN TIME DEH YAH, AH TIME FI DE BUSRIDA
SUNSHINE DEH YAH, TIME FI DE BUSRIDA
FUN TIME DEH YAH, AH TIME FI DE BUSRIDA

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>>1833679

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>>1828076

>>1828084
>>1828089
fuckin perfect!

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>>1828094
Reading Leviathan Wakes, this song went through my head when Miller died. Kind of fitting for a Noir space detective.

>>1833481
I've never met one. Last time we I played Dark Heresy I inherited a cow and we ended up using it to replace the Emperor somehow

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>>1833984
The superior version

>>1834155
Adam Curtis?

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>>1833984

>>1834391
Rarely have I agreed less with a post.

>>1833819
That was fun.

>>1834391
hohohohohoho

real question:
how can 60fps videos look like they're at a higher framerate than real reality?

the fuck man

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>>1834842
It's just a question of familarity. Usually when looking at on-screen images we simply EXPECT a framerate between 24 fps and 30 fps.

Hence seeing a framerate that's closer to "real life" might cause something akin to the uncanny valley-effect – It's "realer" than what you'd expect from a 2-dimensional image, but it's still not "real".

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>>1824416

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>>1833451
Doubtful

>>1834937
such an underrated movie

>>1838371
Well, you know what they say about steamrollers: They don't slip on banana peels.

>>1829855
the GOAT

>>1835311
w-why do I like this

>>1824413
I can' understand why anyone would save this garbage webm to their hard drive

>>1828273
Her forced laughter ruined it. Why do females always feel the need to add to the joke

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>>1831192
the way the madmen go for its head when its already on the ground with closed eyes....

>>1840058
Because it's 4chan and there's a cute little girl in it.

>>1839968
Because the sight of an entire broadway ensemble memeing is... BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING GAY

>>1835116
>Have you ever had a dream [...] [in which] [...] you want him to do you so much, you could do anything

>>1830756
Wow, they're fighting... a building. Yeah, looks... fun.

>>1833418
Well, you know what they say: In the land of lolis, the capybara is king.

>>1838371
That's a weird way to spell "trash".

Can't wait for the Full House movie in 30 years where they're a scene where one of the girls wants to suck Uncle Jesse's cock because he has nice muscles. Because that's what this scene felt like to anyone who grew up with the original Lost in Space.

>>1841132
>a scene where one of the girls wants to suck Uncle Jesse's cock because he has nice muscles

That would actually make it a good movie, wouldn't it?

>>1838024
guy's a legend

>>1826361
sauce?

>>1833672
>>1833676
oh my god she literally is loony luna

>>1833819
ska is shit

>>1842474
So... what's actually going on there?

>>1842542
Some autist from /v/ who decided to bully some old dude for the keks. He said he wasted 2 months of his life to do this.

>>1842557
3 months*
Thank me later

>>1831340
I think this dog have down syndrome or autism, idk

>>1842617
holy fuck lmao, sauce?

>>1842721
Why would you do that to some old man enjoying videogames?

>>1842798
Not even him lad, just came over from the /v/ thread

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>>1833679
she's got a face like a real love doll

>>1824428
lel.

>>1835526
Thats a great song though.

>>1843179
Sure is!

>>1842557
Bully? How?

>>1829307
Wow no shit

>>1835112
Anyone got source on this? It sounds like a remix of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se2YOsAIyPU

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>>1824405

>>1826752
What anime is this?

>>1844309
;_;
still sad

>>1840371
*points at you*

>>1835112
>Nosferatu masquerade violation

>>1844425
Rojā Mūa Sukowaddo

>>1833520
>back when memes had effort.
>back when the word didnt even exist

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>>1844857
What are you saying? Memes are created without effort these days?

>>1844868
yes! was looking for this version

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>>1844954
Always happy to serve.

>>1834406
does it fucking sound liek adam curtis you spastic fuckpiece

>>1828178
>>1840058
Kinda late to the party but I guess it was meant to be a satire to "Get Out"?

Not saying it's funny though

>>1840058
>>1828178

It's... It's, I mean... It's ok.

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>>1830617
>>1830757

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>>1844315
Too old.

>>1828376
Truly, we are the dominant species of the universe

>>1845310
Fuck off. She's one of those rare cases where Latin genes don't cause a woman to look like Consuela from Family Guy once she hits 30 and she's still going strong.

>>1845270
ridiculous as hell lmao

>>1844770
kek

>>1826783
Shitty early access survival game #817

>>1835920
I like this guy

>>1843932
Sounds a lot like Infected Mushroom imo but haven't found the source for it either.

>>1826080
got me hard, made me uneasy and scared, also made me feel sad

what a time to be alive

>>1826080
MAGIBON!!! <3! <3! <3! <3! <3! <3! <3! <3!

>>1828272
>>1826544
its not radiation, cant remember what it actually was but had something to do with electricity

>>1838024
>>1828374
need more craig furgeson please

>>1845703
no, it's radiation, trust me. The label is indeed a dosimeter (see: http://www.ush2.com/images/radstickers_exposed.jpg) and the glass turning yellow is also something that happens when exposed to high radiation.

>>1828288
Holy fuck is that Boss Nass?

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>>1845744
Brian Blessed, yes.

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>>1845744
guy's a fucking legend.

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>>1845719
This audio on this one's sadly out of sync.
Yet still: Sit and learn.

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>>1845719

This one's legendary.
If only he (and we) had known back then...

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and another one.

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and a lady-less one for good measure

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ah, let's have one more. This one's looong. As long as I could reasonably fit into a 4MB webm.
Which is still too short because Sandra Bullock's appearances were GOLD.

>>1845903
Kristen Bell had some of the best appearances on Craig's show

>>1845903
Oh, I wouldn't mind engaging in some filthy FILTHY sexual intercourse with Sandra Bullock. Maybe even involving poop. Who knows.

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>>1826088

>>1847324
That never ceases to amaze me:
>bun
>severly incontinent English teacher desperately hoping for a pity-fuck

>loose hair
>bona-fide-fuckable mature trollop

>>1834162
I hope this is real.

>>1845755
>Fry rocking back and forth in stiches

>>1847324
>>1847388
>that's the way you dance if you don't want your incontinence pad to slip

cannot be unseen

>>1845797
Remember guys: If a lady starts biting her thumb, you know she's putting on an act.

>>1838024
didn't she spit in his cup at some point?

>>1843932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJpiwyai0uY

Blastoyz - Zoom

>>1835390
My fucking dick

>>1842322
I hope you meant to say ska is *the* shit, because this was hype as fuck

>>1842322
>>1847887
I wouldn't really name it "ska" in the first place. It's ska-punk influenced for sure but it's also what you get if you play bavarian folk music at double speed. Additionally there's a bit of a jazz fusion influence to it.

>>1847900
Makes sense. Whatever genre it is, if this was a YGYL thread there'd be no hope for me

>>1835390
>>1847867
dat eyefucking...

>>1845592
why is jay bauhman australian

>>1848310
Because you're Punjabi.

>>1824421

Are we sure this wasn't just prepared beforehand no matter what he got in the box?

still funny as shit

>>1826078
That made me happy.

>>1845730
>>1845703
>>1826088
>>1826503
>>1828258

The box passes through (I believe) a high powered source of beta particles (high energy electrons). The facility is a long conveyer belt that brings the items to be irradiated towards the source which is shielded in a concrete bunker.

They irradiate metals I think and certain items that need to be ionized for reasons? I forget.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xy9iJb7uR4

>>1826361
Fucking Metachaos, I forgot about this acid trip of a video

>>1828178
>>1840058
his reaction is pretty funny, it's also over the top satire so it's not for everyone

i guess all you guys can focus on is how it's not politically correct

>>1828178
>>1840058
What if the black guy in the video wrote that skit?

What then? Could it be okay then? Could you finally laugh at the wit?

It's clearly self-conscious of what it's portraying, he's eating a bucket of KFC for fucksakes.

>>1824425
whats he saying? why're the animals chasing him?

>>1824405
How the fuck was there blood in his hands if they use laser rifles?

>>1845751
That's sexual assault

>>1849087
Maybe. Or maybe it's just Brian Blessed being Brian Blessed – a man who's honed his unique public persona for decades (meaning he probably never even touched her).

>>1830617
Boku no pain

>>1848947
How can you see the lasers? How come they don't move as fast as the speed of light? How come there's sound in space? Why do you have such a tiny penis?

>>1842181
read the title, fag

>>1833672
>>1833676
Holy fuck she's massively cute

>>1835390
Hey that's fucking Robbie Robertson there kids!
I never seen this movie before

>>1849399
It's been a while... at least she has kept her cute voice.

>>1849636
Carny (USA, 1980) – It's a pretty good movie! Gary Busey's also in it.

>>1849636
>>1849706
Oh, what should be mentioned: Unfortunately, actiing-wise, Robertson is definitely the weakest link, but young Jodie and Busey at his manic best make up for it. Robertson also wrote the soundtrack which is pretty good. Nice blend of blues/roots rock and orchestral pieces with a psychedelic touch.

>>1828084
source?

>>1847864
I've been looking for this forever. Thank you!

>>1849768
What? YouTube, plain and simple.
The first one was done by StSanders, the second one by some other guy who took inspiration from the first one.

>>1849768
>>1849778
Oh and StSanders is the guy behind this eternal classic:
https://youtu.be/Kw5oJoUYTb8

>>1826080
I wanna smack her stupid face with a frying pan.

>>1850003
...why?!

>>1845366
k

>>1829618
makes me think of Berserk for some reason

>>1851933
Forget Uwe Boll. THAT was the true height of video game adaptations!

>>1824425
Absolute classic

>>1840058
bait

>>1847858
Or she's just a nervous 4 foot lesbian in the presence of a seven foot weird man old man.

>>1830756
The heck is this? I recognise the guy from Nier Automata, but the little characters down there don't look as familiar to me.

>>1845270
Their instructors must have trained them wrong as some kind of joke or something.

>>1845310
90s fap. Remember Sea Quest?

>>1852324
I am bleeding, making me the victor.

>>1848722
back in the 50s they used these contraptions to safely experiment with radioactivity and its effect on mutations
it's thanks to those experiments that we today have peppermint and red grapefruit

>>1848909
He's playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5fpvwPr0 over mic

In the old version of the game, animals would just chase the first person they saw, and if you kept making noise you could keep agro of them for much longer. so he's just creating a murdertrain of bears and wolves, the second someone kills him, all the animals go for the person that shot him

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Excellent work. We're taking over from here.

>>1826078
best webm ITT.

>>1826752
nice tourism video for florida, m8.

>>1853661
>>1853663
>>1853664
hmmm... well, things sure started to get increasingly disturbing from this point...

>>1828074
>Jimmy your mom is dead, do I order a pizza for dinner?
Always

>>1824416
What is the source of this master peace?

>>1854295
youtube

>>1840342
Looks fun man

>>1831192
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

>>1853679
whats... this...

>>1855302
There are some rabbit holes you don't want to go down...

>>1833981
Black Hole Sun, a second look.

>>1858378
IN MY EYES

>>1858791
INDISPOSED


wait a second. This thread's dead.
Bye.

>>1858996
Dead threads can't say "no".

>>1829618
>>1826361

Honestly what the fuck

>>1844425
Hibike! Euphonium

>>1834391

How have I neet seen like this yet ahahaahaa

>>1834154
Ahh shit.

>>1840025
What the fuck is this, fucking spooky

>>1845123

anyone know the original source on that music

>>1851083
>obvious eye widening surgery