Water Creatures Thread

>>1796342
ItsTreasonThen.webm

>>1796583
the fuck is this satan creature

>>1796681
look behind you

>>1796343
are these little metroids? cool

>>1796343
i have a sudden need for a jellyfish aquarium

>>1796583
H-he's fast!!!

>>1796681
It's a giant squid anon.

>>1796345
>abzu

>>1796583
>>1796583
>*dodges attack*
>"N-NANI?!"

>>1796342
[insert starfox meme here]

>>1796342
>itstreasonthen.webm

>>1796342
So this is spiral power...not bad...

>>1796345
As much as I love orcas and think they're fucking amazing, I would NOT want to be swimming around near them particularly much after having seen them hunt.

>>1799728
FUCK

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>>1796583
obligatory.

>>1796381
I got a mild kek

>>1800056
Thank you for this

>>1796381
>>1799770
Now someone who is not me needs to edit this

>1993+24
>posting gifs

Post some deep sea shit.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c&list=PL-Qo6vfzcU5ihg2axluQOB9SL5-Exh0yb
have some music

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>>1801661
k

>>1799968
It's just a whale shark anon, harmless to humans

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>>1796342
TENSHIN! DRILL

>>1801657
Anon, some people were alive in 1993, and still have gifs saved on their PC.

>>1801879
The essence of my fucking nightmares
I love it

>>1801879
What exactly is the flashing light?

>>1802346
That's bioluminescence. Prbably used to attract prey.

>>1802250
it's a fully grown blue whale

>>1802777
holy shit
trips checked too

>>1802777

>Whales left the ocean to be on land and decided land sucked balls and went back to the ocean.

Someone make LSD a part of the school lunch system already please

>>1796343
Who the fuck keeps jerking off into the jellyfish aquarium?

>>1802777
wow

>>1802346
we use that to attract humans, it works fine

>>1796343
sea monkey's version of Attack on Titan

>>1799728
aren't whale tails horizontal?

>>1802253
What type of jellyfish is this?

>>1803092
Yeah, my guess is it turned on its side. Unless sharks have mastered the art of disguise.

>>1803092
>>1803109
just follow the backbone of the whale, you'll see what's up here...

>>1796345
This is a poor life choice.

>>1796681
Bigfin Squid

>>1796345
If you thought swimming with sharks was the dumbest thing you could do you're sadly mistaken

>>1799728
I calculated this out once, If that whale were to do a long range signal that close to the guy he'd go deaf and could have possible organ rupture

>>1801471
I thought whale sharks were so endangered that you aren't allowed to kill them even for dissection. But these people can keep it in an aquarium?

>>1803384

Holy fucking shit NO NO NO NNOOOOOOOOOO

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>>1800443
That would be me.

>>1803384
bad dog ! no bite !

>>1796342
And hes still spinning to this day.

>>1801879
Cthulu is calling

>>1803424
le upvote for u sir xD

>>1803360
How is it dumb. There are zero solid recordings of fatal encounters with wild orcas and like only five recorded injuries.

>>1803364
>I calculated this out once
Tell me more.

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>>1804023
So the basics
>That's a fully grown blue whale
>The guy is about 15~20 feet away (I'm not good at judging distance)
>blue whale vocalizations can travel hundreds of miles and are clocked at FUCKING 188 DECIBELS
>>Long term exposure to sounds over 90 dB can cause hearing loss
>>Short term exposure over 140 dB can cause permanent hearing loss
>Death of hearing tissue occurs at 180 dB
for reference
>Gunshots are typically 150 dB (typically enough to bust an eardrum)
>Gunshots are instantaneous
>Blue whale calls typically last 2 whole seconds
>At 188 dB
maybe you're not completely deaf but your ears are fucked, but here's the kicker
>>the threshold for death is usually pegged at around 185-200 dB.
>>The general consensus is that a loud enough sound could cause an air embolism in your lungs, which then travels to your heart and kills you.
>>Alternatively, your lungs might simply burst from the increased air pressure
for this to happen the blue whale would have to be vocalizing at about the loudest it's ever been recorded, but it's a feasible possibility.

>>1804009
>there's no recorded cases of deaths
>guess it's safe
the fact you're swimming next to a pod of 23 foot long, intelligent, carnivorous, dolphins doesn't strike you as dangerous?

>>1804110
I am spooked.

>>1804110
according to scientists the call of a sperm whale can rupture your eardrums but not much more since sounds travels differently under water
the loudest sound a whale can give off is their echolocation click which is 200 db
other whales typically only moans between 120-190db and between 10 Hz to 31 kHz

>>1804156
Nani??

>>1802253
that's a weird seal

>>1804110
well I saw Sun O))) without earplugs last year so fuck your whales

>>1804110
>Gunshots typically loud enough to bust eardrum

Yeah, because everyone who ever fired a gun is deaf now.

>>1804982
>guy who's never had a gun go off right next to his ear

>>1802253
Is that a catfish?

>>1804982
when you shoot a gun, the explosion travels out of the barrel, so the pressure wave is directed forwards. that being said, thats still really bad for your ears, so people wear hearing protection whenever they causally shoot guns, and if you are in a situation where you need to use it fast then your hearing shouldn't be your top priority.

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I like this one a lot. Also, does anyone have sauce on the music?

>>1805102
nvm, just found the song

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morays are practically kitties

>>1799728
god damn whales are amazing

>>1805198
>a fucking MORAY EEL
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>1804110
WORDS THAT KILL

>>1805112
so what was it?

>>1805198
>>1805224
I was waiting for it to grab at her respirator/ goggles/ face with it's second jaw the whole time

>>1804156
This is how SHARK started

>>1802777
nom

>>1804994
Who in their right minds would have a gun going off right next to their ear, unless they're committing suicide?

>>1805262
it is a mystery

>>1804156
is there a reason they don't seem particularly troubled by a shark eating their fucking boat?

>>1805629
it's just taking a nibble out of curiosity

>>1804110
You didn't calculate that they are in water and water muffles sound a great deal baby

>>1805037
We have a winner

>>1805198
>>1805224
>>1805264
I think I heard the story about this one before.

That women is diving there pretty often and somehow the moray eel just got used to it and now swims to her for scratchies and snacks.

>>1805329
Ikr
Also who in their right mind stands right under a coconut as its falling from a tree? Some fucking people amirite?

>>1805898
>are you feeling it now mister crabs

>>1805311
you mean JAWS?

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>>1805898
>imagine having multiple mandibles that can move independently and have multiple joints
i've always wondered how this would feel when eating

>>1796583
Why is the camera so shitty?
You'd think making a camera that can rotate freely would be easier but nope, lets get one that jumps far left and then far right.

>>1796583
damn that would fit perfectly in Final Fantasy

>>1806112
>adorablebabycthulhu.webm

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>>1806143

>>1806134
cause its thousands of meters under sea level

>>1806134
Put the whole thing in a pressurized half sphere? It's not that complicated.

>>1799955
They don't really attack humans unless you provoke them. They don't have a taste for human flesh either.

>>1805770
I guess it's a test bite where they bite something to look if they could eat it. Happened to Divers too.

>>1806192
nope, sharks takes a nibble out of anything they're unfamiliar with
they don't check if they can eat things

>>1804119
Yeah they're intelligent. If somethings floating in the water they've never seen before holding some weird shit at them they're gonna give it a wide berth. Animals don't fuck with shit they don't know. That's why most invasive species are a thing.

If he was at sea world in the shamu pool he'd be fucked.

>>1806134
It does rotate freely, it's just zoomed way in so the movement is exaggerated. I think that was shot by chance off a drilling rig too, so maybe it's a camera that's just designed to be aimed at one thing and left.

>>1806218
the seaslug have evolved teeth in its asshole to unwanted visitors

>>1804392

Whoa the human ear gets permanently damaged by anything over 80 db, damn whales are loud.

>>1806291
>animals don't fuck with shit they don't know
Oh that must be why wild dolphins have been know to jump onto swimmers and grab their ankles and drag them down to the bottom of the ocean, or why sharks attack people because they're cautious.

>>1806079
dude's probably from spain, here that movie was titled Tiburón (shark in spanish)

>>1806112
I could do it without the play-by-play announcers tbqhwyf

I mean is this a thing in burgerland or something? what the fuck

>>1801657

>browsing wsg
>using a phone that can't save a gif

>>1803364
That's not how that works at all. It's not a strong pressure wave, its an ultra low frequency that can travel over a long distance. It wouldn't have much of an effect on him at all.

>>1806608
>not knowing the difference between Hz and dB

>>1803424
Thank you, a worthy kek

>>1805198
>tfw no pet eel that loves you

>>1806412
>over 80 db
It has to be over a very long period of exposure for that to be the case. A car horn is usually around 110

>>1805102
Best thing ever.

>>1804982
>He has never fired .308 indoors

>>1804982
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1804678
T H I C C

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>>1796342

>>1806480
>phoneposting
>being a faggot

pick both

>>1806218
Is the sea slug just cool with eels living in it's ass?

>>1805037
COMEDY FUCKING GOLD

>>1803368
>why is this endangered animal in captivity

>>1804119
A man can kill you, doesn't mean you avoid walking around them.

>>1807337
need to watch that movie again

>>1802253
How do I train a cat to do this?

>>1806453
Not him, but shark attacks are usually a shark finding something new and curious how it tastes and how much is resists, but well humans taste terrible.

>>1808314

They essentially "feel" when they bite, thats why most attacks are a single bite then the shark dicks off. Humans are too bony, not enough fat or concentrated muscle like a seal or large fish would have.

>>1808326
It would be almost cute if they couldn't kill us by accident

>>1808160
Some of them have teeth in their ass to prevent that

>>1808331

Haha true, there is a good comic strip in there somewhere.

>>1802346
There's an ambulance coming so he has to pull over.

>>1802835
its little shrimpy things for them to eat lol

>>1799728
WOW, holy shit dude.

>>1803384

shoop a dick on this

>>1808339
kek

>>1804156
>om
>nom
>nom nom nom nom nom

>>1808160
This post is so fucking enraging. Why in the FUCK would he be okay with eels up his ass? He probably has to deal with eels up his ass every fucking day and now every faggot who swims by is going to think that's just what he's into and does fucking NOTHING for this poor sea slug who gets raped by ass eels daily. God fucking damn it.

>>1807337
some scenes are like something from berserk during eclipse.

>>1813021
Maybe that is his fetish

>>1804156
someone needs a bigger boat

>>1813255
didn't know super pigs existed

>>1805198
Moray eels are precious.

>>1805198
Someone post the vid of the eel poppin that dude's finger off like a hotdog.

>>1799728
>>1803364
>>1804110
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR

>>1802777
The bluest of whales

>>1796343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2ogakQM_so

>>1805198

Entire time I was waiting for that eel to bite her face off.

>>1814462
someone do what this anon said

>>1805262
christmas

>>1805092
While most of my shooting experience in in the military, I found it funny that the sound of my rifle cycling sounded louder than my own gunshot. It felt louder echoing back from the bank behind the targets.

That being said, I did suffer a slight damage to my hearing when during a live fire exercise my earbud fell out just as about a dozen guys next to me opened up on full auto.

>>1805329
I know one dude that had an IFV drive next to him during a nighttime exercise and start shooting with its autocannon. Know more than a few accidental discharges, several of them right by someone's ear. Stress, lack of sleep and life ammo are not a good combo.

>>1796345
Who the fuck swims with Orcas, just off yourself already you suicidal twat

>>1804009
>no recorded deaths
That's cause they were eaten

>>1806480
>He doesn't have the vlc app
It's expected from an apple faggot

>>1804982
i have severe tinnitus from a burst of machine gun fire that was fired right beside me.

>laying in position expecting ambush
>man theres some bug in my hearing Protection
>tell the gunner not to shoot no matter what
>take them off clean them and as i was about to put them on some shitskin peaks his head around the corner with a gun
>MG guy fires a long burst
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>10 years later
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I will never ever have a quiet moment in my life again. There is always a noise. so please wear hearing protection at all times.

>>1813021
I didn't know sea slugs posted on /wsg/

>>1821550
cool

>>1821330
Twombly?

>>1821550
sugoi

>>1804156
Omnomnomnomnom

>>1799955
>>1803292
>>1803360
>>1816374
Wild Orcas don't attack people.
Only ones in captivity that have been abused for years.

>>1808309
You let it play in water when it's a kitten and give it regular baths.
If a cat's already an adult, then it's too late, unless you want to do some hardcore conditioning.

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>>1824025

I suggest you go diving with them then. The genepool could always use more chlorine.

>>1806218
ALL THE WAY THROUGH!

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>>1804678

>>1807337
>turns around, swims towards the fishies
>stabs the fuck out of every fish immediately
>one tries to bite him in self-defence
"Again and again the monsters attacked!"

Leviathans were good bois, dindu nuffin

>>1805333
>Cue 'Who's on First' routine

>>1796583
Throw a loli in, I want to see what happens. Uhh, for science.

>>1799955
>>1803292
>>1803360
>>1804119
>>1816374
While orcas are dangerous as fuck, the stupidest thing he does is actually swim into the school of fish. You notice how he spots the orcas when he swims out of it? That's because it's a fucking bait ball.

On the one hand, that means they're residents, and more or less exclusively eat fish. Transients are the really nasty fuckers, which will try and tip over the ice floe you're standing on if they think that your dog is a seal.

On the other hand, he was in the middle of the goddamn bait ball. That's asking to get caught in an orca's mouth as it goes for fish.

>>1806134
it's not the camera that's moving

>>1824103
No wild orca has ever killed a human. There's only one recorded instance of a wild orca attacking someone, and they stopped almost immediately.

I think they realize we're dangerous to mess with. Orcas are a worrying level of clever.

>>1827292
>I think they realize we're dangerous to mess with

How would they realise that?

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OC

>>1799728
whaleshark

>>1828088

no that one is actually a whale, might be confusing cuz its swimming sort of on its side so the tail fin looks vertical like a shark

>>1806478

are non-americans retarded? they are in a submarine exploring, talking to each other like normal people you stupid cunt

>>1828085
tf you mean that's OC do you own a submarine???

>>1828104
>exploring the dark, silent and fascinating deep sea
>HAHA LOOK IT'S SO TINY OOOH WAIT WAIT WHAT IS THAT DO YOU SEE IT OMG IS IT?? I WIN, IT IIIIS IT IS WHATEVER THE FUCK I SAID IT WAS SO I FUCKING WON 339439 STARS, CUTTEST THING EVER OOOOOOOOOOOOH HAHAHAHHSHADSAHJDKSH

nah pretty sure they're just fucking annoying retards, and so are you

http://www.nautiluslive.org/

>>1807337
what is this from

>>1828116
TItle

>>1821550
>tfw you have no ammo and you reach the map edge boundary.

>>1806072
haha i get it

>>1826010
stop being a tard, it's the camera moving.

>>1828106
folks have forgotten the meaning of 'Original Content'

>>1828114

Human beings are by nature social creatures, and when confronted with strange and wondrous things tend to feel an urge to speak about them with one another, barring abnormalities in their neurology or their psyche.

This is a legitimate and serious question- are you, perhaps, autistic?

>>1828085
Did you film that yourself?
Idiot.

>>1796342
What is it name?

>>1828693
>muh human beings we social creatures n shiet!1

fact of the matter is that if you're doing some kind of deep sea world content and you want it to be somehow good, you either shut the fuck up entirely and let the images speak for themselves or narrate things in a calm, short and comforting way

you sure as hell don't go screaming and going fucking nuts like if you were in a football game because it absolutely destroys the immersion, fucking facebook tier stupid shit

good job moving the goalposts tho retard

>>1829695
>muh immersion

You literally can't be more immersed than being actually there like they are. They aren't narrating this for the Discovery Channel, they're talking to each other.

>>1824796
every time this is posted I watch it at least 3 or 4 times, it's so good

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>>1805198
cuddly

>>1829705
watch the moon landing.

Hell that was a lot more amazing and they werent screaming like little kids, maybe a couple of jokes.

If they acted right they would be taken more seriously.

>>1800056
fuck, cant stop laughing

>>1830108
gnarly af

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>>1828114
damage control 200%

>>1829695
>or narrate things in a calm
but theyre not narrarating

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>>1829705
still wrong and outside the point

>>1830736
doesn't even know the meaning of that phrase

>>1830737
retard

>>1828062
The members of the family of delphinidae are way, way smarter than what people believe them to be.
Wild dolphins that have never seen a human or another ground animal in their entire lives can come to the extremely complex conclusion that this new animal (a human) is not meant to live in the water and it's drowning, just by looking at him desperately trying to stay afloat, and then they take the decision to save him.
They can get emotionally attached even outside of their species, can get depressed (see some orcas in cautivity cases), are able to make stupid decisions, can hold grudges, can solve logical problems, and have complex personalities.

There was some studies behind those obscure cases of dolphin rape and murder upon humans. They found that in the majority of these rare events, they were young dolphins who had not reach maturity yet: some of their teenagers literally behave like some of our horny, stupid teenagers would if they knew their actions had no consequences.
This anon >>1824025 is right. Wild orcas leave humans alone. Practically all of the known attacks have come from specimens in captivity where they keep them in secondary pools where they can barely move. And I may be wrong, but I think most attacks came for the same orca, one that probably decided it didn't like to live in those conditions.

I'm always hearing of the "mirror test" as a measure of how intelligent an animal is, if it can recognize itself as a conscious being.
But what it sets the delphinidae family apart from other animals for me is that they not only recognize themselves, but they also seem to understand that humans are another conscious species just like them.
They may not reach the level of humans, but there are some real thought process going in their heads.

>>1799728
isnt that from that stupid drowning simulator game?

>>1830108
that's a big shark

>>1832110
it's a seal you dumbfuck.

>>1832145
that is obviously a dolphin, you autists

>>1805819
you clearly don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

>>1796345
that's unnerving

>>1832387
You know what else is unnerving?

>>1796345
Water pandas.

>>1799728
WTF IS THIS THREAD

>>1832388
your nazi dubs

>>1801471
Georgia Aquarium has like three

>>1803384
yfw you notice [spoiler]the closest tooth flying off[/spoiler]

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>>1805102
>>1805262
>>1805333

>>1828085
wtf is the current doing

>>1828743
Kill yourself

>>1832393
>Water pandas.
gave me a chuckle

>>1805102
>>1805262
https://youtu.be/HR41nFMREBE

>>1806218
its a like like

>>1832110
>>1832145
>>1832147
>don't know what a fucking sea cucumber is
/wsg/ I swear

>>1806847
>he never did his desk pop

>>1805819
you'll need a bigger bait

>>1796381
jej

>>1803406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GTGmgehX4I

>>1814462
anyone has it ?

>>1821550
looks like rorschach

>>1830108
>tfw no close go pro or smartphone footage from this event

>>1821602
kek

>>1824949
Nah they wouldn't eat him
But, orcas stun the fish using pressure from their tails, if he gets caught in that he's fucked

>>1831132
Hey I want one of those space fleshlights.

>>1802777
>Be biggest animal on the planet
>eat the tiniest fucking thing possible

>>1834415
Good fuckin instinct to tell his kid to be careful and they pulled their hand back

>>1830108
oh hey ventura harbor. i wasn't too far away when this happened. it was too late for me to see the whale when i first heard about it and it was gone the next day so i never got a chance, but it was interesting to hear about. i'm just glad it got out of the harbor safely.

>>1806218
>>1806365
>>1808160
>>1808334
>>1824104
>>1833052
So after all this time in BioShock games, ADAM and most possibly also EVE, the main resources in using plasmids was seaslug poop all along?!

They should have just stick into building a city instead.

>>1832110
>>1832145
>>1832147
>>1833059
You talking shit about my momma?!

>>1834002
>Hey I want one of those space fleshlights.

Literally too deep for you, unless if you want to be as tiny as a sand pebble go ahead and go get one.

>>1805102

>playing as Ulm in EU4 in a nutshell

>>1813021
>>1821602
toppest kek

>>1835464

>>1832963

>>1805198
But is it going to go into her vagina????

I wish I could live underwater. I don't think life would be boring in the sea. So long as no neonazi sharks drive a car into me.

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>>1835758

>>1831162
neat

>>1796583
He's mad-doggin the camera.

>>1805770
So if the shark curiosity nibbles you after your boat sinks don't worry.

>>1836397
Most likely it will just spit you out, yes.

But always go for the eyes

>>1840323
I was expecting them to eat it.

Whats going on?

>>1834415
shieeet

>>1840336
Quite a few fish like to be thrown. Why? Well...it's a fish. They just want to have fun, too? But, really, who knows.

>>1804681
I saw Swans last year and they played insanely high. It was shit as well, nowhere near as good as the albums.

>>1841110
>It was shit as well, nowhere near as good as the albums.

can't really say the same thing about Sun O))) anon, the experience was soul wrecking, to the point of feeling possessed by the music and Attila's chants, I mean like in african shamanism possessed, almost out of body experience and a little ego death without taking any psychedelics, the whole hour they were playing literally lasted 5 minutes in my brain

staging was awesome too, at least the couple minutes I could watch them without feeling absolutely overwhelmed by their sound

>>1841643
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I would not want to be in the water with that thing.

>>1841827
It's a whale. They don't bite.

>>1831162
I fucking love Orcas man, read some stuff about behavior between sharks(one of the bigger ones) and Orcas, and basically, Orcas would detect sharks from FAR away, and would be able to attack and kill sharks in an instant without the shark even noticing its there.
And their behavior towards humans are amazing as well, thank you for your post, lots of new stuff I learned!

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>>1841827
>not wanting to be in the water with this

>>1840345
...Is this for real?

>>1841827
>I would not want to be in the water with that thing.

If you don't have diving gear, then yes.

>>1842164
Animals wanting to play around? No, never.

>>1842172
Do fish want to have fun, tho?

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>>1842182
Certainly looks like it often enough.

>>1842186
cute

>>1841643
Imagine the feeling when the whale lands and the water shock wave reaches you

>>1842026
You wanna try again?

>>1841838
If it lands on you during breeching or slaps you with its tail you are going to die. Someone died earlier this year to a whale.

>>1841838
not him but I agree with him

I know they are less dangerous than a dog, but holy shit I'm terrified by the sea and any sea creature bigger than my arm. I'd be wary even in a fucking pool with a dolphin (even if I'd really like to experience that, dolphins are cute)

>>1842853
>less dangerous than a dog
Whales can fuck you up if it thinks you are being a threat

>>1802777
>Japs want to kill this

>>1804110
>in water
oh you...

>>1835758
you mean a muslim

>>1805102
m..me....MEME IT !!!

>>1805198
why animals can touch tits without problem ?

>>1828114
one can say the same thing about your commentary on that webm. those folks at nautilus have their dream jobs and enjoy it, not many of us can say that.

>>1806478
>>1828114
>>1829695
>>1831132
you sound like a bitter, friendless, sad excuse of a man

>>1831162
orcas are smart enough to know they cant afford to leave any survivors that why you dont hear about any attacks by wild ones

>>1829917
scientists =/= astronauts

>>1801879
If I remember right, this is like the only known video we have of that. I remember reading something about it a while back. Something about it never coming to those relatively shallow depths.

>>1834089
Not only biggest on the planet, but biggest ever known to have existed. 4U. And if I had to guess, I'd say it evolved to eat plankton because that shit is everywhere and you're going to need a FUCKTON of reliable food source to keep a body that gargantuan alive.

>>1806112
>Where is it??
>Where is it??!!
>OMG Where???
>Totally can't see anything

>the bright purple ball against a backdrop of brown drocks and dirt

Is this is a childrens show? This would be more natural if Dora or that guy from Blue's Clues was there asking us to find the thing.

>>1832963
I was waiting for it swing around bite one of those guys. It's a good rule of thumb not to fuck with wildlife when it's eating. Just sayin.

>>1829917
Ah yes, let's compare the gravity of moon landing to an ROV crew

>>1829917
>The moon landing is just as important as finding a random tiny octopus.

Anon, I think you might legitimately have some sort of mental disability.

>>1799728
>>1805210

Whales, and especially humpbacks, are the bros of the sea. Just shillin, eatin some krillin.

>>1840336
There is a predator in the water and it's trying to go into the two or three feet of shallows right in front of the people, but the assholes keep throwing into the dangerous area.

>>1842026
This brings up an important question.

>how do they extract whale seemen for comercial use?

>>1796342
Can you guys please post some platypus webms if you have any?

>>1805102
>there is no need to be upset
Jesus, how old is this webm?

>>1848457
3 months, 12 days, 6 hours, 35 minutes, 18 seconds ago, assuming image timezone of US Pacific

>>1834415
>the voice crack on buddy
That's some fear right there, jesus I'd be pissing myself

>>1848468
Ah, I was talking about the video, not the webm specifically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJDNkVDGM_s
Turns out at least 3 years. Feels a lot older though

>>1834415
Well that was entertaining

>>1802253
this is a new fat jellyfish, salsa please

>>1848477
You literally said "this webm" though.

File: platypus.gif (589KB, 175x170px) Image search: [Google]

589KB, 175x170px

>>1848212
All I got

File: something ate the shark.webm (4MB, 710x400px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 710x400px

>>1796342
The mystery of the ocean is what gets me. Not what we already know lurks within

>>1848804
2spooky

>>1848804
>tag gets eaten
>HOLY SHIT SOMETHING SWALLOWED A SHARK WHOLE
Everything on TV is so worthless

>>1848970
haven't orcas been known to gang up on sharks?

>>1848970
The point is that white sharks are apex predators and are rarely attacked, let alone eaten, specially a 10'' long adult

>>1849139
>10'' long adult
>adult
>big
Lol, what? A female adult grows twice that size, it was a small baby shark.

>>1849139
>tag falls off then something grabs it
>HOLY SHIT THE SHARK IS DIVING SO DEEP SO SUDDENLY BEFORE BEING SWALLOWED WHOLE, BUT LET ME TELL YOU MY IRRELEVANT EMOTIONAL REACTIONS BEFORE SAYING THIS THOUGH

>>1821702
MGYAAAHH?

>>1842186
I have one of these, they are about the most entertaining pet fish you can possibly own as they are very interactive and full of personality.
Having said that this one is uncharacteritically friendly as red devils are generally extremely aggressive.

Mine will follow me everywhere I go in the room and try to kill me everytime I get to close to the tank.
The only times he doesn't attack is when I'm feeding him or petting him he also lets me pick him up when I need to clean the tank because he hates the net.

>>1842186
nice dog, so colorful

>>1849250
Are you okay?

>>1848798
No worries, that's great too. Thank you.

>>1850353
Elevated kek, but what is the explanation for this? Is this actually how these fishes fight or is this some weird mating ritual or whatever?

>>1827292
you clearly dont know what youre are talking about

>>1850356

>what is the explanation for this?

I'm pretty sure the fish are just retarded animals

>>1830108
Did you see that bitch dive to her stomach to touch the whale's tail as it passed by? God I hope she's dead and didn't have children.

>>1796342
bump

>>1853165
>bump limit

>>1849386
Sounds neat as, thank you for sharing