TV/Movie Thread

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I dunno

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>>1778895

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>No asian movie shitposting
Let's fix that.

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>>1779053

>>1778868
I fucking love Ian McShane. Everyone should watch Deadwood and American Gods.

>>1778884
>>1778895
>>1778898

Buster Keaton was a fucking genius and arguably the greatest and most important comedian in the past 100 years.

>>1778868
Man, I gotta re-watch Deadwood one of these days. Perhaps my favourite show ever.

Also:
>yfw you find out Jeffrey Jones is a convicted pedo

>>1779379
Was going to post this.

Makes watching Ferris Buehler awkward now.

>>1778868
>>>1778369
Sort this out, guys.

>>1779675
I don't know why I (OP) didn't see that in the catalogue? I wouldn't have made this one if I did.

>>1779089
i havent watched this movie, is it good?

>>1791514
Yes, it's excellent.

>>1779803
LOL I saw this movie is actually okay

>>1779803
sauce?

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>>1792998

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>>1793024

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>>1793041

>>1778868
is dead wood a good show?

>>1793008
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

>>1785998
What's the sauce on this, or is it just the filename?

>>1792998
this movie is fantastic

>>1798468
Who did Hitler become?

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>>1798972

>>1798468
What is this? A twilight zone episode or an actual film?

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>>1785998
Who is the old narrator guy? he sounds like the same guy from the suicidal penguins clip

>>1799383

Werner Herzog

>>1793578
it's Lo and Behold
it's alright

>>1799372
The Twilight Zone, The Man in the Bottle

>>1793082

Yes, it's the GOAT.

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>>1800292

>>1778868
posting rather than publishing

>>1800294
This is what neckbeards believe

>>1800138
GOAT Mad Max.

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>>1799383

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not game of thrones

>>1804187
>Henry V kicks the shit out of France
>England still loses the war because of a crazy peasant girl
lol

>>1793594
>Will someone please, please tell me what this is from? Thanks.

>>1804237

Lethal Weapon

>>1778868
>Still not numbered
>Still putting TV first
>Still not linking to previous thread

Thanks cunts for breaking the chain of those threads and making them harder to find in archives later.

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>>1804564
These film/television threads are pretty slow, last time I remember it was only at 12 or something.

I'm not OP, but there isn't even a film thread that's been archived in the past few weeks.

At least this thread has some quality stuff in it, usually people post shitty cartoons.

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>>1801255
The first movie was great, but really it didn't need a sequel. Mr. Aimbot gets old after a while.

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>>1798468
Any other good episodes of The Twilight Zone?

Watched a few, most usually end up with everyone acting like mannequins or people turning into ghosts and not realizing their dead.

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>>1804742
It's this webm made me watch the movie, and then brought me to make my own OC.

>>1804371
Many thanks m8.

>>1791606
I enjoyed the book but the movie was p shit
probably better as like an hbo series so it could be more like the book but that could just be my opinion

>>1804715
>Quality stuff
>Posts the same shitty "brawl" webm for the n-th time
It's slow, because I'm on holidays and with crappy net, so I literally can't post before captcha resets.
And I'm not talking about 4chin archive, but the outside ones. Believe it or not, but /wsg/ has storage, along with webms posted in them.

>>1791604
What is it? A webm for ants?

>>1805750
>>1805751
>>1805756
Watched it as a kid - wasn't funny.
Watched it as an adult - wasn't funny.
Watched it hammered - still wasn't funny.

What am I missing if this is considered one of the better comedies made in past 50 years? I mean other Brooks movies made me at least chuckle, but this one was a complete dud for me.

>>1805761
>>1805765
>>1805771
>>1805775
>>1805784
>>1805788
>>1805792
>>1805793
Could you fucking STOP? Those are in literally every thread for past few months

>>1805468
>n-th time
It's still new to me, I haven't seen it that often.

>/wsg/ storage
You mean those other archive websites where people save threads. Sure some threads that are important are worth saving, but why the hell would you bother saving threads on /wsg/, especially these shitty threads.

Just save the webm you like, if its popular then it gets posted again.

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>>1805837
It's new to me, I don't remember seeing it a few months ago in May. Let the anon post what he has.

>>1798630
you

>>1805828
More a product of its time than something that still stands up today. Fart jokes are a dime a dozen nowadays, but that campfire scene was, at the time, revolutionarily crass and hilarious in its audacity. For example.

>>1805837
how about you make some oc faggot

>>1779377
Why do you like him more than Charlie Chaplin?

I know nothing about silent film comedy and only ever saw The Dictator, but I'm interesting to know why one might be better than the other

>>1804741
I recommend 014-Third from the Sun, good twist

>>1808781
>>1808778

>safe for work

>>1808778
Whom do these bigass fake ones belong to

>>1804564
There are dumbasses who don't look it up before making a thread, and cunts who keep bumping the wrong thread. You expect tidiness? It's 4chun. Shit floats in here.

>>1809085
Pg13 is safe for work.

>>1805798
what movie is this i cant find sauce

>>1809101
Thanks anon! Now I don't need to keep that old version >>1800149

>>1804237
S01E10

>>1806998
The difference between the two of them really is the physical comedy rather than the slapstick of Chaplin.

What made Chaplin great for so many was that he was the everyday man comedian.

Keaton also did nearly everything in one take. If he couldn't get it done in one take he wouldn't want it in the film. So a lot of the stunts and shit he does is done in one take.

He also takes mistakes of his and uses them in conjunction with the movie. He'll sometimes build the movie or a joke around the mistake as a call back.

As such it would be fairly easy to see Chaplin play it safer and as such be more common and more widely seen than Keaton. As such Chaplin (the name in of itself stands out) would be far more well known and favoured by most people.

However, when people dig a little deeper they come across the true king of comedy. Rather than the clown of comedy.

>>1808775
movie?

>>1791604
Wouldn't have thought it at the time but this wound up being comparable in quality to 28 Days Later
It might even hold up better eventually

>>1809392
Funny, because when I wasn't on crap net on holidays, everything was running smooth like a Swiss watch.

>>1805977
>>1805987
>>1806173
>It's new for me, so it doesn't count
Is this the fabled summer?

>>1806173
Also, half of this thread is made by reposts of webms cut by me. Want to add something, sonny boy?

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shiiiet muh dik

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>>1809101

kino charls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXJ8DRBurCs

also, this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFrN3Y3NiC0

>>1804847
Right there with you on that opinion. "Based on the Novel..." isn't even close to how little the movie draws from the book.
Though to be fair, there are a lot of elements of the movie that are great, such as the Music composition, as evident by the Intro.
But the worst part is that we'll have to wait 4-7 more years for the movie to fade away, so people can associate the name "World War Z" with a new TV series, rather than this movie.

>>1816781
Don't want to break it for you, but since everyone and their dog are now sick and tired of zombies, there won't be any TV series.
And the sequel of WWZ is in development hell right now, most likely will end up cancelled. For the record, it's still in production, but it's still on the same stage of production for past year.

So tough luck being you.
Also, the opening is literally taken from Dawn of the dead remake and recut with slightly different music and style.

>>1814197
Well, step in. Take your best shot. Let's see what YOU can do. Make these threads great again. Or just watch, see how shitty it could get. I'm just here to spam webms. Two threads both for TV and Movie? Who cares. Janitor certainly doesn't. Make it three.

>>1815005
I just realized this was tom cruise, o my fucking god

>>1801055
kek

>>1809429
blood drive
series on syfy

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I like being in denial that he didn't directed this movie

>>1817834
Which part of "shit net on holidays" you didn't get the first time around? I'm barely able to load captcha

And there is no janitor for /wsg/, summerfag

>>1819080
google should be able to handle any load for their captcha, but there is a lot of flakiness with the captcha I have experienced long before summer.

>>1819080
Which part of >>1817834 you think I care about your shitty internet? Can you read?
btw,
>2017
>not having good internet
Good job, champ.
>no janitor for /wsg/
Hahahahahahaha, you adorable. Now fuck off.

>>1815836
Poor Audrey. Cooper's predicament as Dougie is far better than her current...situation.

>>1819144
You must not post much because captcha has been fucking up for awhile now.

>>1819641
You must be not posting much too because you think there is no janitor for /wsg/.

*fixed the shitty grammar of your too

>>1819684
I assumed there were a few janitors for every board. Also the grammar was fine but yours isn't.

>>1799383
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??????????????????????????????????????????? ITS WERNER FUCKING HERZOG

>>1808772
tits not big enough

>>1800157
is that jamie lannister making the shot?

>>1815862
>"What is it about robots that make them so robotic."
The robot bits, I imagine, you stupid deep fuck.

>>1819802
>In the United States, his debut film role was in the war film Black Hawk Down (2001), playing Medal of Honor recipient Gary Gordon.

>>1819802
yeah, he's been acting in movies since 1994, though black hawk down is probably the only one anyone who isn't danish has heard of.

>>1819649
I love the smell of dragonbreath in the morning

>>1819808
>>1819811
a yes would have been good..plz dont reply to me or my son's replay again

>>1819684
Don't want to break it for you, but >>1819641 is not me
Let me guess - you think there is just one person on 4chan other than you?

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>>1819649
better quality

>>1813960
hollow man
it's phenomenally stupid in an incredibly watchable way

>>1820438
>When you make just one ballista and hope your best to aim that on a fast-moving flying target
I was honestly expecting he will bring entire battery or two of those

>>1817933
>Missing the follow-up scene
That ambulance picking up the "dad" after he had a heart attack on stairs was one of the best background jokes of the entire decade.

>>1800149
THE most pointless and useless sequel to date and ironically a sequel to the previous holder of that (in)glorious title. Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with Scott lately?

>>1796430
song source?

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Whore -1991

>>1819649
>>1820438
Why did you guys use fortunate son? This isn't a forrest gump scene, this is an apocalypse now scene. Use ride of the valkyries and try again.

>>1821196
because the dragon is essentially napalming the shit out of those foot soldiers
just like them viet cong
duh

>>1808775
>>1808778
wtf I love rape now

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>John Glover plays the Devil

>>1778879
man, asian people really don't age

>>1821652
My favourite casting age gag was with Jet Li in Danny the Dog. He was 42 when playing a early 20-ish guy and looked the part.

>>1801055

I had no idea Nathan Fillion was in this movie

>>1805837
could you fucking NOT be a faggot?

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*spoilers*

>>1822502

Everyone was in this movie

Anyone got the webm from Come and see where they pose with the child and take a picture, it's got around the world playing over it

>>1823792
>Meanwhile hundreds of thousands of people die from rocket debris and the citizens of each country demand action is taken, forcing the military leaders into action and beginning an all-out Third World War.

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The best B-movie horror/thriller I have seen in years

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>>1824709
whoops I forgot to turn off randomize file name

>>1807225

Just watched this last night.

Pure fucking kino.

>>1807249

Horrible, inaccurate subtitles for the Spanish.

That guy with the glasses is a fucking stone-cold killer.

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>>1824894

>>1824615
meh if they knew they were in a new era of non-nuclear weapons. it would be a small price to pay. a few thousand vs nuclear winter. the bigger question is how much of that debris is nuclear waste?

>>1798468

"Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!"

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cp is okay when Hollywood does it.

>>1820604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRiG-7c9A3c
if anyone still wants it

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>>1779053
good movie, still has the best trailer ever made imo

>>1818251

Fuck you Ridley!

>>1827018
good movie

>>1803738
lol

>>1791514

Oh you sweet summer child>>1791604

>>1804847
the movie was alright it just wasnt world war z

>>1826992
The II was even better IMO

>>1824615
It's fucking GI Joe, did you expect something smart

>>1824881
What do you mean? The first thing he says? I'm not sure I'm hearing it right but it sounds like he's saying "Con paz, con paz" which does translate to "in peace, in peace". At first I thought he was saying "Compas" which means "friends" or "dudes" depending or what part of latin america you're from. But it sounds like he's saying the first thing, "con paz". The rest of the translation is fine, which isn't much really.

>>1804847
the book is shit too m8, the author just rattles off nonsense but writes it with confidence so it seems like he actually knows what hes talking about. the guy actually thinks the entire arsenal of bombs the US has wont do anything to zombies because it just blows up body parts instead of destroying their brain

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>>1804722
>implying the second movie wasn't satire

>>1791514
No, it is not. This is a fact. It is only kept alive by snobs just like Billy Shakes' plays.

>>1826990
>>1826998
I enjoyed this movie so much more than its critical reception would have led me to believe I would

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>>1827536

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>>1821188
higher res

>>1826113
I've always liked Steve Martin
Really unappreciated and underrated imo

>>1827481
The origin behind this was the directors was walking around NY when one of them fell over while looking at potential filming sites or whatever, and no one around bothered to help him up or take notice that he had fallen over.

>>1828841
They have landmines in their parks. Not surprised NYC cockroaches would act that way.

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Time for a little Toonses the driving cat.

>>1824894
That's good

>>1816690
the fuck is this gold

>>1830038
Postal
loosely based on the game Postal 2

>>1830543
Dany's death will be so satisfying. Oh the libshit tears will fall.

>>1791514
Meh at best, you might enjoy it for the historical relevance otherwise it's more of a circlejerk than anything.

>>1826919
Made me think of the bit where Charlie Sheen rescues Rowan Atkinson in Hot Shots 2.

That bit right at the start where he exits the cell especially. Is it the same location?

>>1818251
This argument is bullshit. Ridley always wanted to do more on screen but was limited by special effects at the time, even shooting a big fight scene between the crew of the Nostromo and the creature. As someone who is a fan of creature films this trend is great even if it makes for a worse horror movie.

>>1823789
>>1823791
>>1823792
Never gets old.

>>1822584

Fuck yeah Dog Soldiers. Love this movie.

>>1831444
So that's how he gets the ice dragon....

>>1824900
You really think that even a MAJORITY of people would think this way?
We can't even get a majority of Americans to accept climate change, evolution, or the big bang, and you think that the whole world wouldn't rise up against America after forcing literally every nation to set off their entire nuclear arsenal?

>>1831507
without the nukes we'd still curb stomp them.
if we had planned to force all the counrties to set off their nukes we would have also had a follow up strategy to pull the rug out from under the biggest threats like china, the uk, and russia. this is all possible though if everyone is completely caught by surprise by the attack otherwise its us verse the world. like pearl harbor but on a global scale.

>>1831540
Yeah, because they would all attack immediately, and not set up an offensive that would absolutely shit on us.
Yeah, we spend more money on defense than the next 7-8 countries, but that don't make us invincible.
Even if we could "curb stomp them" it wouldn't be without MASSIVE casualties on our end, and that's not even talking about the HUGE amount of civil unrest that would crop up IN the U.S.
Get real, man.

>>1831444
Finally, the dragons are way too OP

>>1821262

I take it you haven't seen Apocalypse now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30QzJKCUekQ

and the napalm comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGmxCbjaO2o

same movie

>>1832661

Woah with the red pills there Svenskie, how did this get past the (((censors)))?

>>1831444

Night's King has projectile missiles, game over.

>>1807032
Thanks, I just wish I didn't see the twist coming from the name of the episode. The suspense was pretty good though, some great acting.

>>1814199
It's always summer

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Anyone got a not-potato quality version of this?

>>1832680
the government rarely censors anything

>>1832903
When they put triple parentheses around a word like that they are referring to the Jews not the government. It is a meme.

>>1832909
the censors are the government in sweden

>>1826919
that ricochet sound really brought the game back to the front of my mind. thanks bruv

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>>1799383
documentaries?
"no sir!"

>>1826986
One of the best trailers I've seen in years.

>>1826919
Goldeneye's story was meh, but great action.

>>1821541
God Brimstone was such an amazing show. I loved John Glover from being in Gremlins 2 and from being the Riddler but I remember watching this show as a kid and he is on the list of my top five Lucifers in film.

The sense of comical laughter at being the devil as well as forlorning the loss of it. So god damn good. He was amazing as Lionel Luthor too on Smallville.

>>1800294
>gun in first part is TT-33
>gun at 3 seconds is some type of colt1911?
>cannot unsee

>>1808778
>>1808775
>>1809097
Rhona Mitra
hot as FUCK

>>1830994
even if everything you said is correct, why the fuck is there a tiny "full grown" alien popping out of that dudes chest?
no i havent seen the movie so i am probably not informed, and might seem like a dumb question.
but god damn that defies everything in the past. everything.

>>1824900
>new era of non-nuclear weapons

you know this is an impossibility, right?

>>1830561
I don't understand do you just think conservatives don't watch this show?

because I've got some news for you comin straight out the bible belt

>>1834412
Obviously they do since I am posting about it but the SJW's have become weirdly invested in Dany to the point where if she is killed off they will not be able to cope.

>>1834421
>all those webms of people openly crying in bars
like the election all over again

Does anyone have that webm from The Expanse where they send torpedoes/missiles toward a asteroid base?
Like, they glide the missile close enough until they activate them.

>>1831307
Kino

>>1826919
what movie?

>>1839875
Golden Eye. It is a James Bond film.

>>1832846

What is this? Stargate?

>>1840519
babylon 5

>>1805828

What are you talking about, Blazing Saddles is a good meme.

>>1820524
Newly engineered device that takes up an entire specialized wagon without proof that it even effective for use? Would have taken a alot of animals to pull all of these extra weapons across westeros after having already sacked high garden..

>>1832738
Was nice movie , felt too short though.

>>1840627
you almost got it right champ

>>1825974
Source

>>1826986
Cool.

>>1798475
was this kentucky fried movie or amazon women on the moon I can't remember

>>1844073
https://vimeo.com/224326254

>>1813941
how'd you get the beans above the frank?

>>1791606
>DUDE PEOPLE ARE ZOMBIES LMAO

>>1840519

Battlestar Galactica. Best show of all time senpai

new thread when

>>1807225
This is still highly impressive even today

>>1807249
This is a work safe board anon, stop posting porn