Birb Thread

It's weird thinking that every bird in the world will die.

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Can somebody post the rest of this set?

>>1513296
Everything in the universe will die, entropys a bitch

>>1513370
Fuck me this one is gud

>>1513370
n-notice me senpai

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>>1513282
after minutes of searching I finally found more of this beautiful creature

>>1514288
>australian shitposter thinks his opinion matters

>>1513370
>pol.webm

>>1513671
Good find anon

>>1513370
It's funny how cockatoo beaks look exactly like squid beaks. Maybe this is somehow linked to their innate insanity.

>>1514288
holy shit these things are huge.
and pissed.
i think.

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>>1514699
bathing intensifies

>>1514699
Owls need to be domesticated already. Everything they do is cute.

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>>1516159
Ok, so, it may not be my place to say this because I'm Australian, but bald eagles are by far the most disgusting bird I've ever seen.
But that's probably a bit hypocritical for me to say, seeing as we have the Kangaroo and Emu on our coat of arms.

>>1516167
my tiel went ape shit when he heard this. He is strutting around my room showing off kek

>>1513671
bless

>>1515875
profound

>>1515875
reminds me of jojo
>lost

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>>1515875
Ein andere

>>1513303
there is more???
Plz someone post it.

>>1514696

I'm not positive but I think that's a raven, not a crow

>>1516245

When it looked at me I spooked

>>1517400
Yeah, it's a raven.

>>1515881
So fucking annoying that they suddenly "re-released" this on DVD all of a sudden and demanded all the youtube content removed.
It's from the fucking 70's, for fuck's sake

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Dude, let me in, I'm a fairy!

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>>1517564
they are like geth, the more there are in close proximity the smarter they get.

The video cuts out before they use their beaks as glass cutters, owerwhelm the cameraman and use their computer to organize the fall of humanity.

Repent! Repent!

and keep shiny objects close at hand.

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>>1517564

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Cockatoos are the definition of autistic screeching

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>>1518673

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I love Max, I love cockatoos, I love birds. Truly the best outcome of dinosaurs.

>>1516240
The little head bob with the clicks absolutely slays me.

>>1513719
holy SHIT, that was good

>>1518783
NO BULLY!!!

>>1518775
God I love this. Every time I watch it it makes me so happy

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>>1518825

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE

pls webm ty

>>1519519
DON'T BULLY THE BIRB

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>>1519661
does self bulllying count?

>>1513965
>gonna hit the brakes and he'll fly right by

>>1518775
The way he raises his crest when the song starts gives me warm fuzzies

>>1517498
actually its from 2002

>>1518723
> Hi
That cracks me up for some reason.

>>1518775
Aren't birds really good at recognizing tempo? I've seen birds bobbing along to some really complex beat and they weren't missing a note.

>>1517256

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0qqprbcQTQ

There is now.

fuck you and fuck your birds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY

>>1517689
Philosophically repugnant. Maybe that's why it's the funniest thing I've seen all day.

>>1517720
Someone old probably lives in the house. Crows have some sort of esp about impending death. When my grandpa was slowly dying of alzheimers, more and more would hang out around the house. AsI went about daily business, they'd land on trees/signs/stuff as close as they could to me. You might say confirmation bias, but 10 crows landing on a tree is hard not to notice. Once, i was walking between classes and they were cawing at me, loudly. Not like they were just nearby, it seemed like it was at me, I remember thinking "dang that's spooky" as it happened.

5 min later, I get a call that grandpa died. No more crows on my daily walks or around the house.

I'm not otherwise superstitious; don't believe in god or spirituality, no such thing as ghosts or magic, etc etc, all phenomena have an explanation, etc.

But I've seen this happen with crows every time someone near in my life is near death/dying.

>>1519977
Absolutely perfect

>>1520074
Nigga you're being haunted

>>1517339
lol the way they just go about their business when the vulture(?) shows up

>>1513965
That matrix dodge lol

>>1516167
>Ok, so, it may not be my place to say this because I'm Australian

Nah dude, you're entitled to have your own opinions.Not a big fan of them myself.

>>1518675
This is by far my favorite video on the internet. Never fails to bring a smile to my face. Thanks anon

>>1518783
ᵒᵏ

>>1514288
Are these just the most autistic animals?

>>1520948
>DON'T YOU GET IT?!
>YOU SEE THE HAT?!
>I AM MS. NEZBIT!! HAHAHAHAHA!

>>1520857
lel

>>1513328
The fuck is the story behind this? She's acting like it sliced her spine open or something.

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>>1521380
birds are fucking terryfing, watch taht pure, barely restrained terror.

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Let's keep this going

>>1521380
You will never know true terror until you've been assaulted by an Australian Magpie

>>1520985
It's always weird for me seeing birds "speak" something that isn't English.

Not sure why, exactly, since they just pick stuff up from the people they live with, and non-english-speaking people own birds, but it still looks weird.

>>1522428
hah

>>1521801
How amusing. I come here to hear birds speaking English exactly because they sound so weird to me.

>>1522428
This is awesome

Anyone got more owls?

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>>1522627

>>1521349
this is the best birb webm of all time

>>1521342
absolute madman

Anyone have the one where some guy is saying "he knows what's good" and the bird pops up and scares him?

>>1521698
>SENPAI NOTICE ME

>>1522543
TARGET ACQUIRED

>>1521344
aminal cdrossing

>>1522543
How do you put a camera on a birby without messing up its aerodynamics?
Serious question,where is the cam mounted on Senior Birb McBirbington?

>>1521344
>I vanna voop

>>1513189
eric is best birb

>>1513719
i think he said thank you

>tfw misunderstood crow

>>1521795 kek
And the worst part is that it does not seem to have happened once.

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I like big birbs

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>>1523919
and i cant deny

>>1518772
r2d2 is that you?

>>1513193
>tickletickletickletickletickletickleticklecome'ere
what?

>>1520985
Can't speak Jap but it kinda sounds like the bird is actually answering in a proper way, probably trained thou but great

>>1524104
Yeah, it does sound very clear.

>>1521380
Magpies during mating season in Australia.

It's a scary thing.

>>1524131
I feed the magpies in my area, about eight in total with an assortment of other birds. They never swoop me, ever, even while I'm out at the same time they're swooping other people. I like watching them swoop people.

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>>1517498
>from the 70s
Noooooooooooooooooo.

>>1522762
Not really, the guy's laughter ruins it.

>>1523331
Yeah, I have it.

>>1516167
Bruh, have you been outside lately? Haven't you ever seen an Ibis? Even if you didn't have is completely backwards about the Bald Eagle, one of the most majestic and striking birds in the world, nobody could look at an Ibis and think it isn't the most disgusting bird in existence.

>>1524036
Incredible creatures, just magnificent.

>>1516167

You're entitled to your opinion, but I wonder if you've seen turkey vultures up close. Besides, Bald Eagles have got that nice gold-and-white aesthetic in combination with the bird of prey look.

>>1518775
does anyone happen to know what's the source for the music

>>1521801
Well think about it, if you hear that bird talking in a language you are entirely familiar with, of course you'll think it's weird. They don't have proper inflection and syntax and on. But in a language you are less familiar with it's almost exactly like listening to someone simply speak in that unfamiliar language. Hence the weirdness, as birds aren't people.

Birds man, if you got one to speak German and sit in a secret room of a run-down house you could pretend the house was haunted by Hitler.

>>1524036
Kinda moves & looks like Big Bird

>>1519595
>>1519593
good filenames
Why do they do this?

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>>1523331
Here.
>>1524191
Jackass.

>>1524028
That face

>>1524073
>noticed and caught
>a fish on the bottom
>that specifially evolved into a grotesque assymetrical thing to be unnoticeable
Daym impressive

>>1513303
im gonna make more webm of these

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>>1526635

>>1516159
God Bless

>>1519519
Fucking asshole nips

>>1526682
My Penis

>>1526654
completely unfunny

>>1514699
that's what i would look like if i were to think i am drowning in my bathtub while on acid

>>1527701
DUDE WEED LMAO

SO COOL

>>1525640
they are autistic fucks
plain and simple

>>1513328
was it autism?

>>1516167
unoriginal opinion #5335

>>1524104
when the phone rings he asks "who is it?"

>>1524197
Not the shoebill?

>>1525660
Thank you

>>1526648
>>1526654
Doing god's work, anon!

>>1516159
FREEDOM BATH

>>1527999

I'm pretty sure that some retard, somewhere, thinks this is animal abuse.

>>1528823

I love it when birds finally understand "Whatever this thing holding me is, it isn't going to hurt me."

Just that confused acceptance of the situation. Do you think they talk to their bird bros about the cool giant who was all nice and friendly with them?

>>1521052
You. You're my new favorite. <3

>>1523919
Is that one of those gyro things you buy a cracker barrel?

>>1524835
Bet you can't guess what animal big bird was based off of.

>>1525640
For the same reason why most kids and some people act like this, they are massive attention whores.

>>1516200
>drumming intensifies

>>1528836
Nah, more like "Dude, this was THE rollercoaster ride of my fuckin' life bruh! I coulda died ANY fuckin second!"

>>1524131
>Australians losing another war against a bird

>>1520845
well that's something new

>>1523239
Look like they should be singing like a barbershop quartet

>>1530741
You try living with magpies. They swoop everyone because long hair is great for nests and they also like to decorate them with shiny things like whatever shiny things you are wearing and also your eyes because why not.

>>1527787
The Shoebill is like the Joseph Merrick of birds, fucked up but at least he doesn't look like he's got something contagious. Bin chickens look like something out of a medical epidemic thriller or something, just fucking gross.

>>1530888
Have you tried this?
>>1524165

>>1530880
Is this actually for real?

>>1530880
sry about your dog

>>1513303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TcLxlkc2pA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0qqprbcQTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVmlVKJ7KAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpGL8bGwW0c

>>1527999
On the internet, no one knows you're really just a bunch of finches.

>>1531543
>Prussian march
>Nazi
wrong fucking war smartass

>>1516200
someone post the metal version

>>1530880
sry about your dog dude

>>1531860
I laughed, thanks man

>>1531878
You are a disgusting person.

>>1530880
sorry about your dog

>>1524104
It is correct.

Bird:" 'Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family."
>Phone rings
Bird: "What's wrong?"
Owner: "Abe-chan, you're a little too early. Once the phone's picked up, then properly say hello."
Bird: "Okay, understood."
Owner: "Do you really understand? I'm counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu."
Bird: "Okay, I understand!"
Owner: "Got it."

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Praise birb

>>1531008
It's clearly shopped.

>>1527999
Are they angry?

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>>1531878
Here you go

>>1531878
meh
more of the same

>>1532182
Nice. I specially liked the pauses.

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>>1528823

>>1521698

T-that's a fucking falcon. Does he have a death wish?

>>1532028
that's shockingly intelligent for a bird.

>>1532162

They're very little. All of them are asking him for food.

>>1517689
My lungs.

>>1524708
in a thread last night someone said it was from my neighbor totoro but I donno though. Maybe the ending credit song? havn't looked into it

>>1521349
S H O C K I N G
H
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C
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i win the thread

>>1524708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvJ3f7SAcKI

>>1533158
That's awful and unfunny.

>>1520845
i noped

>>1524197
B I N J U I C E
I
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J
U
I
C
E

>>1521795
guess we're not the only animals that enjoy bukkake pronz

>>1513303
>>1526654
My name is Ben. Gave me the smirks when I first discovered these.

>>1527999
>teeny little poops everywhere over your laptop

>>1532992
Birds get fuckin PISSED about having raptors scoping their territory. Different species will even work together to mob birds of prey and drive them off.

This little fellow clearly feels he's a mob of one.

>>1521052
>Saved the file as "MISS OWLBIT"
>Look at first comment.
Mah nigga.

>>1520985
>tfw a bird speaks Japanese as well as you do.

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>>1533534
lil' cunt

>>1521698
Man, I wish I was born a falcon so I'd look majestic as fuck just being idle and could fly at lightning speeds through the skies.

>>1514288
Holy fuck cockatiels are the embodiment of insanity.

I feel like I'd be laughing tears 24/7 if I had one though

>>1527719
He said acid, turbofaggots.
Get your narcotics right.

>>1533106
>>1533160
I can't believe I found the source myself and didn't recognize it because the first piece was not the same, thank you

>>1521801
When I was in Indonesia, I visited a guy whose bird could speak Indonesian and English. It would say 'hello' and 'selamat siang'

>>1532933
probably thinks they are some sort of eggs

>>1520074
Goddamn it, who left /x/ out of its cage?

>>1533496
They are asking for food, which means they are hungry, which means they have nothing left to poop out, which is the main reason why they are on the keyboard.

>>1530880
My dog die today :(

>>1521698
Tis but a scratch. Come on you pansy!

>>1519595
just add lasers and hes your own light show for any rave

>>1532924
"Watch it, Joe. Them four legged jobs ain't safe."

>>1534904
I feel like the name of the webm can be some old ancient chinese saying. when someones trys to be sneaky but failing terribly at it

"You are like eagle among seagulls"

>>1532921
succ

>>1534922
Sounds like a 60s prog rock band
"Hey man, do you like Eagle Among Seagulls?"
"Not since Eagle left."

>>1534904
>boss mob spawns in newbie zone

>>1534432
Good.

Time to buy another one.

>>1518775
anyone have source for this? it's so god damn cute

>>1514506
/an/ discovered that crabs are parrots with cancer.
I would post the screencap but...

>>1519737
is he ok???

>>1517564
"We see you in there, Jeff."

>>1533496
Those are the letters on the keys.

>>1532913
>pussypussypussy

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>>1535206
Years of rigorous training prepared it for such emergencies

>>1532929
Birb sex eyes get me every time

>>1533495
Hello. My name is also Ben, and these also give me the smirks. I am the real Ben. Give me my family back.

>>1535003
Eagle was my favourite, man, don't remind me.

>>1532182
I really expected someone to use that song of all things and I wasn't disappointed.

not >>1531878
but

>>1531994
>>1532776

lol wtf

>>1521795
rude

>>1518783
this made me kinda angry. what a jew bitch

>>1520444
vultures are scary ass niggas

>>1522543
that laugh at the end

>>1535003
Eagles Among Seagulls sounds pretty cool for a brand.. Huh thanks.

>>1531570
>>1531945
>>1531998
>>1534432

>Scattered seeds of /f/

Grow my pretties

>>1536603
I hope you named him Mango

>>1521801
As alluring as other languages are to a non native coming out of a humans mouth, I agree it's even more mind rattling when a bird speaks a foreign language. If i saw a Cockatoo shaking it's head back in forth screaming in Japanese like
>>1518670 Nothing else would be funny anymore.

>>1536603
What a hoe.

>>1536603
that little pose at the end gets me every time

https://youtu.be/IuK4QWpbh9g

>>1523919
A War was lost to these silly birbs

>>1536603
AWWWw I've felt like devouring it. Grilled chicken :3

>>1532917
>Fucking China, bro

Gets me every fucking time for some reason.

>>1520845
I did not need to know that.

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This entire thread is beautiful.

>>1514288
Something's wrong with your cat bro

>>1539463
its trying to explain to fucks like you that its a dog

>>1513282
That is the most flamoyantly gay bird I haver ever seen and I want it.

>>1528836
No, at least most of them. I think that wild birds in this situation are more like "lol he missed the chance to kill me and I got away like a pro".

My parents regularly feed ordinary forest tits and sparrows and whatnot, one summer we managed to train a couple of grey tits to eat out of the hand. They were still extremely cautious about it, but in the process they got bold enough to hang out much closer to humans than they usually would. But it's not that they become nice, cute and friendly, they just see a good opportunity. Once they got enough courage, they started flying into the house whenever the door was open looking for the bowl they saw us carrying sunflower seeds in, and believe me, they will find it if it's not in a closed cupboard or something.

After they started leaving a mess of shit and seed remains all over the floor, my folks decided they should probably cut down the feeding for a while.

>>1520954
I'm pretty sure that cockatoos get quite insnae when they are witheld from mating for extended periods of time. the yare social birds that need contact with their own species.

Most of the ones you see on the internet are the equivelant of people we put into institutions for talking to pineapples.

>>1517564
This is how the world ends

>>1531543
got the webm without the music or have sauce?

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>>1539587
no use, the uprising began

>>1513196
I like how its not scared of the balooon, does not give one shit

>>1518775
that bird is working its ass off to sing that well. In another life, it would have been a star at the opera, in another life.

>>1532924
LMAO! 2KAT!

>>1528833
Well, the retard wouldn't be all that wrong. The birbs are begging him for food and the idiot is just sitting there toying with them.

does anyone have the webm of a bird throwing a can and then shaking his head.

some game music played after he throws the can

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>>1540263

>>1524005
>playing with your foreskin.webm

>>1519775
nice

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>>1542367

>>1540388
THANKS

>>1514696
nevermore

>>1517400

Besides the size, the biggest giveaway if they're not flying is the bill. Crows have much shorter beaks without the slope. Also, the noise it was making was a giveaway.

If I had to guess, though, it's likely a hybrid with a magpie of some kind.

>>1535617
But Ben, how can you be the real Ben if I am the real Ben?

Your family is mine.

Burn this message.

>>1536603
Ugh <3

>>1517564
BIRBDEMIC

>>1528865
Yeah

>>1533760
>cockatiels
kek

>>1526648
>g'day cunt

I have found peace with death

>>1520985
>Honto ni wakata?
This fucking kills me, can't stop watching

>>1520985
ho ho

>>1543587

I KNOW ANON XDDDDDD HE GOT THE BIRD BREED WRONG LOLOL FUCKING CASUAL XDDDDD

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Shoebill-chan is the best girl.

>>1516200
>What the fuck am I doing

>>1520985
Beautiful bird.

>>1530880
doggo sorry I'm dead :/

>>1514288
This made me want to get a cockatoo and play Hitler's speeches for it all the time until it starts spouting angry german phrases all the time.

>>1516167
All I hear is "Lalala I hate freedom"

>>1531878
>Goose step
>Never used by prussians

>>1546483
yes

>>1546483
absolutely fantastic

>>1514696
I wish i could do this to wild birds

>>1546483
Glorious

>>1516167
what makes them ugly?

>>1536603
What kind of parrot is this?