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As a youth I ALWAYS thought the character's name was pronounced "KLONGA".

Then reality came crashing down on me and it dawned that the character's name is actually "KLONOA".

What a tremendous disappointment. KLONOA? When I was a child, I would gleefully exclaim "KLONGA!" "KLONGA!" I was SO excited about
KLONGA!

No.

Life's not like that.

There's no cheerful somebody waiting for you at
that altar.

There's no meaning in your alphabet soup.

There's a right to obey.

And there's a right to kill.
This is my suicide note.

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>>3484686

>>3484725
what

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>>3484571
D.D.D. is a pengu right?

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>>3484487

Best home port of Donkey Kong was Ocean's on the C64.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkns_VIWGQA
Probably the best thing about this company.

>>3484487
They mostly shat out really awful licensed games, that's why.

Just get a Master System instead.

>>3484341
I already have one.

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>>3484334
you only need to replace caps if the audio or screen is wonky or weak. Both mine and my gf's still work great and they were bought new and never opened.

>millennials
You mean Gen Z. Millennials are the ones who grew up with these games to begin with.

Somebody should teach them the value of a quarter

>>3484305
>Instead, lets give you no lives and have you restart the entire thing if you die! (Binding of Isaac)

what's a roguelike grandpa?

>>3484301
I miss old mari character design

Oh me oh my they've been transformed!

Peach invaded their kingdoms and massacred them all for failing her.

Anything made by Hori

>>3484098
OP falls for the memes.

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>>3484098
It plays the games designed around it and has yummy M&M buttons. What's not to like?

>>3484014
Normie in this context meant a human being, a normal person. So no

>>3484020
Which is literally how people on /r9k/ and other places use the term.

>>3484014
Beat Fallout 1 last week, awesome game. I'm playing Fallout 2 now, doing some stuff at the ghost farm and Modoc. I let out the deathclaw and accidentally killed everybody in that half of town. Whoops.

Fallout 2 is still pretty good but it feels buggier and more barebones than the first game. Like they went for a world with breadth more than depth.

Jet seems really, really easy to exploit. I killed all of the slavers guild really easily by just giving jet to all of them and waiting 10 minutes. For some reason I find that NPCs won't attack you while they're coming down from a jet high.

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>>3484770
My character

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>>3484008

>using anything other than the four fighter rape train

My go-tos are Fighter, Black Belt, Black Mage, White Mage and Black Belt, Black Belt, Black Belt, Black Belt. Four BB's is fun; a little extra grinding for exp, but never worry about GP and can one-round anything.

I ended up choosing Fighter, Black Belt, Redmage, Blackmage.

I was just grinding quite a bit while watching a movie, level 5 and I just got the ship.

>>3483958
Looks like one of those things they'd have on expos pre-launch.

>>3483958
Damn that thing is sexy from the side.
Could mod that thing to display all types of shit besides a dumb psp.

>>3483958
Yup; Not Retro.

>>3483880
I have literally never once read anything even vaguely negative about that game anywhere on the entire Internet.

Yeah I just don't understand the animosity that Curse gets. It's my favorite. I love the visuals, the humor is top-notch, and voiced acting only served to further enrich the series. I bust this game out every couple years.

"Ohhh, cabana boy..."

>>3483884
Then you haven't been paying attention to /vr/. People here splooge over the first two games, then claim Curse is where the series went to shit. it was actually Escape where that happened.

Sentai:
-Power Rangers: The Movie.
Non Sentai:
-Altered Beast
-Bloody Roar 1 and 2

>>3483837
Crisis Force

>>3483837

Kid Chameleon
Monster Party
Ultimate Fighter

>>3483825
What world do you live in that 1987 predates 1986?

Pac-Man

It's a shame the bosses of MG1 and 2 were not memorable. Not FOXHOUND tier memorable I mean.

I consider the Shinobi line a very good series of games but unrecognized by Sega. The Metroid of their company if you will. A question to ask your question, why haven't you played this yet?

>>3483725
ninjas on surfboards fighting robots

a game

Filthy imitation of Sharon Stone scene from Basic Instict. Get out weeb.

>>3483681

First time running into Policenauts? The entire game is nothing but a bunch of American movies blended together.

>>3483654

God Policenauts sucks! It's like a really bad Visual Novel. And I don't know, seriously, VN are like the easiest thing in the world to design. So when you design a bad one, that is remarkable.

Like the entire story of Policenaughts is not only a pixel hunt, but you basically have to try everything, and then try everything multiple times. So if you don't know this, like if you want to know about some photograph, you ask about the photograph, and she tells you something, and then you have to ask the same topic again. So that photograph entry can occur 3 or 4 times. And then you have to start from the beginning and try them all again because the third time might have opened something new up. And you have to exhaust every single option. ALL OF THEM. Before the game will let you move on. That is HORRIBLE.

It's not like an oldschool adventure game. Because in an adventure game you don't have to look at and inspect everything on the screen multiple times. You're just sitting there, desperately wanting to move on with the plot, and then you're stuck trying to inspect every little thing over and over again, and asking people the same questions over and over again. Ah it's bad. And when it finally gets exciting, it gets exciting for 20 seconds then you're right back at it.

Is the plot interesting? Not really. You know what the story is? It is 5% Blade Runner, 95% Lethal Weapon. It's straight up Riggs and Murtaugh. It's not even subtle. He rips off whole scenes. It's amazing.