You're In The Club And This Guy Slaps Your Girlfriend's Ass
what do?
>>3825286
>guy
Tell her that her own creator said she was a girl and that the sole reason they lied on the US and said she was a man was because they didn't want legal issues with feminists groups.
>>3825320
>not guy
ITT: Games you try to like but its controls make them unplayable.
Pic related.
The mission to defend the city hall is atrocious.
You'll get used to it, op. I really love this game.
>>3824650
Good thing Mega Man Legends 2 fixes the controls with dual shock support.
how do you pronounce it?
BA-ZEEN-GA
>>3824552
コナミ
コナミ
Game over, man. Game over!
Is that a not-so-subtle reference to recently deceased Bill Paxton?
>>3824489
Yes, as well as a thread for the forgotten licensed Konami beat-em-up.
>>3824489
The fuck? Bill croaked?Guess he finally got out of this chicken shit outfit after all
F
How did people play this back in the time?
I just beated Melchiah but now I'm truly lost, the lack of a map truly hurts this game.
Wandering aimlessly I reached a part which Raziel commented as a human citadel.
>Return to the Sanctuary of the Clans, Raziel. Melchiah’s soul has endowed you with the means to gain entry.
Beware, however - this hollow derelict is abandoned, but not uninhabited...
Did you even pay attention, anon?
>>3823531
I actually did but I'm not too familiar with the places names.
I managed to find the sanctuary by pure luck tho.
I know it's all my fault but I'm really enjoying the game nonetheless
>>3823535
Go there, switch to spectral realm, and use Melchiah's ability to go through bars on the far right of the building.
I played this recently for the first time (I had only ever played the NES Castlevanias), I thought that playing on a higher difficulty would have Dracula take on another form.
>Castlevania X actually has a hard boss
>"REEEE I KEEP FALLIN IN DA HOLES"
Dat Simon's theme at the climax of the battle though.
I was expecting something better and harder.
Did you have any demo disks as a kid? Which were the best?
>>3823049
European Demo 1.
https://youtu.be/uQ5FEWJtwfk
I remember that cheesy techno music, Overboard and that t-rex demo.
Any game with a demo was awesome
It was like two games for one
When I was a kid, if your PS1 wasn't modchipped, the only thing it could do was play demos.
I'd always go to a friend's house just so I could play a Spiderman demo he had. Playing around with the engine was so fun that I didn't even think about the rest of the levels.
share boxed collections
seems rare now days
>>3822802
>rare
Not at all. Many autistic collectorfags insist on boxed shit. why do you think bootleg boxes are even a thing?
>>3822802
I only have a few box NES games. I have a ton more SNES games, though. Some of them are on the expensive side too.
>>3823085
its not autism, fgt. It's preference.
I never buy genesis loose. Case or no sale.
waifu thread
Jill Valentine.
Yae-chan
What are your favorite games purely from an aesthetic standpoint?
Atmospheric games like Demon's Crest.
Street Fighter Alpha 2. Most Capcom CPS-2 and CPS-3 games look and sound great.
>>3822441
>mfw first seeing the amusement park and the beach in SOR2
what are some absolute must play games for TurboGrafx-16/PC-Engine? For the past decade all I've played was Alien Crush, Blazing Lazers and Bomberman '94 with a side serving of Super Star Soldier.
>>3822405
Dungeon Explorer
Gomola Speed
Batman
Final Lap Twin
Legendary Axe
Legendary Axe 2
ports:
Devil Crush
Dragon Spirit
Dragon Saber
Bloody Wolf
Ninja Spirit
Pac Land
Soldier Blade
Splatterhouse
Tower of Druaga
Anyone got a picture of the PC engine guy from the magazine? I want to know what games I need to play to become that guy.
Bonk's Revenge, Air Zonk, R-Type, Military Madness
>>3822434
>Soldier Blade
>port
huh
We could have had Jill in a skintight black-ops uniform showing off her clevage AND SOMEONE OVER AT CAPCOM DECIDED AGAINST IT
They cared about gameplay back in the day, cleavage might have detracted from the ambience. RE3 kinda pushed it as it was.
>>3822371
desu senpai it doesn't fit the game's atmosphere.
>>3822379
The are unlockable costumes for reasons. After beating the game 3 times, costumes is just an extra thing.
Remember that episode of Doug; where Doug played video games all weekend and didn't do his homework?
Admit it, you did the exact samething.
Doing homework is for the handicapped, I played video games all the time and did the homework like 5 minutes before going to school or right before the teacher asked for it.
>>3822304
THIS FOR MY ENTIRE SCHOOL LIFE
>>3822295
I never had that problemuntil I left school and now I play video games all weekend while ignoring important shit like cleaning my house, mowing my yard, or fixing the bathroom door's rusted hinges. I don't feel like doing shit once I get home from work.
Having been a Playstation guy all my life, Ive almost never played Nintendo stuff and rarely gained an interest. I recently met an avid fan who showed me some games and they honestly looked quite good. So far I have only played old Pokemon and Mario games of the Nintendo franchises.
I want to play
>Zelda
>Star Fox
>Metroid
>Fire Emblem
>Donkey Kong
>some others..?
But where do I start? Many series started in the 80s so should I play those original 8-bit ones first, or is it okay if e.g. I start with Zelda Ocarina of Time? BTW my plan is to get a 3DS with virtual console to play the older titles.
>>3822064
My suggestion is to start with these, and if you like them then try the older/newer ones:
A Link to the Past
Star Fox 64
Super Metroid
Genealogy of the Holy War
DK 94
Just play whatever looks good to you. It's hard to go wrong.
>>3822090
>DK 94
Who the fuck says this instead of donkey kong country? Do you say "psx" too?
do you guys think nintendo will make a snes classic mini eventually?
No, they weren't even able to make a competent NES emulator in 2016 what makes you think they'll be capable of making a competent SNES emulator in 2017 when they've been relying on some old ass code written in the 90's as the basis of all of their virtual consoles emulation?
Absolutely.
>>3821841
>implying Nintendo cares about their emulation being "competent"
All the SNES Mini will need to succeed is a Christmas season and a sticker that says "New from Nintendo".
Not going to happen. They'd have to find 30 SNES games that are worth playing.