the assholes~ the assholes~ the assholes~ the assholes~
I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard this.
>>4134738
Yep. All I ever heard.
>>4134738
It's just supposed to be gibberish, right?
Regardless, that's what I heard as well.
Why are they so expensive? All they do is load a ROM from an SD card. A Chinese one can do the same thing for $0.50. Is this a Ukranian scam (the fact that he refuses to put it on ebay or Amazon doesn't help).
>A Chinese one can do the same thing for $0.50.
Then why not just buy the 50 cent Chinese one instead of making a thread just to bitch?
>>4134691
>Why are they so expensive?
Because they aren't mass produced.
>>4134706
Because it doesn't exist. But if it did, it would be 50 cents and would do more or less the same thing minus unnecessary features like save states and shit.
Wouldn't it be perfect if Dino Crisis got the REmake treatment
>>4134609
Maybe they'd make it good this time.
Seriously, it's just kinda bland, with bland environments.
>>4134610
What were you expecting from a survival horror game about dinosaurs set inside a facility on an island?
>>4134609
>another remake
Wouldn't it be perfect if you shut the fuck up
Who the fuck says this game is any good? It's a fucking disaster and that's coming from someone who loves the NES and its library. People who like this don't know vidya.
>>4134483
you should have one of your hands surgically removed as penalty for having such absolute shit taste in video games.
>>4134483
git gud
Please explain why instead of calling it shit without reasoning.
>turn off the NES without holding reset after saving
>ripping the power cord out of your NES while the game is still running
>>4134073
>manually removing the power fuse while the game is still running
>Pull out cartridge while the system is powered on
Trigger thread
you're so pathetic if you get annoyed by this
>>4133461
What's more annoying and what my gf does all the time is
>Yeah, I know it's supposed to be held the other way, but it's more comfortable for me this way
Never actually trying the proper way.
Someone made a hard mode hack of Paper Mario.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxr5B0qZ8i0
Anyone else tried this? So far I'm enjoying it. Just beat Koopa Bros Fortress and I've actually had three game overs so far. Those were mostly from enemies that took me by surprise, but still, it's really nice to have a challenging version of the game to play.
The trailer showed some new architecture but I think it's just a bonus area in shooting star summit, so far the geography everywhere else is all the same.
This rom hack has also given me a new appreciation for badges I don't normally use. Hammer toss is basically mandatory, and Flower Finder has helped a shitload since I'm aiming for a mostly fp/bp build.
This can be a Paper Mario thread or an N64 ROMhacks thread. Or both, whichever way the conversation swings.
>>4133291
Looks cool, thanks for posting. I tried doing an earlier hack and didn't work, hopefully this one does and it looks a lot more interesting.
Just wish they could have added greater partner autonomy like in Thousand year door, I realize that would be a tall order.
Has anyone figured out a way to speed up the slow start menu (pj64)? Got the game to run by disabling register caching but now at Goomba Village it's taking 7 seconds to open the menu and it feels like a deal killer right now. I pressed start for the first time right before the first save block and thought I froze the game it was so sluggish.
Quickly skimming for menu transitions trying to avoid spoilers on youtube I clocked one guy in at 3 seconds and another at 7.
There's some altered geography after all. Almost the whole desert is different, it's not possible to stay on the path and just go straight to the town.
>>4134368
For me it's about a 3 second delay. Annoying when I want to switch out badges but not too bad. Remember that there are hotkeys for partner and item menus, that saves a lot of time.
>avoid spoilers
Have you actually not played Paper Mario before?
>*Angry cultist noises*
Just started a play through of Blood for the first time. Does a more obnoxious enemy exist in the history of video games?
FUCK
YOU
>>4133279
>Does a more obnoxious enemy exist in the history of video games?
Does any of the three still have a player base or is the game just dead?
>>4132809
My favorite was AoE3. I thought the card system was cool. I played it only with another person on LAN with bots. RTS are much more fun when you're fighting bots with friends.
>>4132818
I kinda liked naval battles, and they are not as cool in AOE3
>>4132829
I preferred building a pretty looking base and small groups of land units. I was never a fan of naval combat.
I'M A HUGE FUCKING CUNT I WILL EXPLODE AND KILL ALL YOUR PARTY IN ONE HIT!
Cool. Wanna be allies?
o fuck, o fuck, o fuck
Yang: kick
Rydia: ice1
Cecil: attack
Rosa: cure2
Spoony: hide
Treasure thread.
This company is dead as far as I can tell, which is really unfortunate given what they have achieved. Not only are their games fantastic on a technical level, but also the stuff they put out is very creative and imaginative, sometimes downright crazy, Neon Genesis Evangelion levels. Sin and Punishment and Alien Soldier first come to mind as far as craziness goes. Then this craziness bleeds into their other games, such as Mischief Makers andWario World.
I never had the chance to finish Sin and Punishment, but last night I watched the ending and I was floored by just how original it was. Ive also been playing throughWario Worldagain and all of the bosses, the enemies and music, everything about this game reeks of Treasure. Yet nobody outside of Treasure fans even notices.
Let's discuss Treasure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7-AHj8vooE
This will be a fun thread
blog/10
>>4130357
I mean, I have checked their website and their Twitter, and Wikipedia. Treasure has been in stasis since they released Gaist Crusher on the 3DS in 2014. It's depressing.
what games should I play if I enjoyed Planescape?
Secret of Monkey Island. No really. You want point & click adventure games, right? Like Planescape.
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
I gave up on the new Torment game at like 2 hours in. Does it get any better?
ITT: literally the most evil fuckers in retro videogames
>>4129007
Was Kefka really evil, or just mad?
>>4129007
2>1>3
>>4128927
By the order of obscurity (and, therefore, quality)
3>1>Shit like FF>2
>>4128927
They're all shit. Play a good JRPG
>>4128928
>>>/v/
Yo where the hell did all these nerds come from who have to have rgb and a pvm? Back in my day we just used rf or composite
Fucking kids
I used RF even after composite became the main thing. Today I prefer RGB, though I could get by with anything.
When I discovered composite cables existed for the SNES, I considered that the good stuff. I had never seen my super output such a crisp image before.
>>4128706
Eat my ass, granpa!