>Diancie doesn't learn Power Gem
>Samurott doesn't learn Shell Smash
>rayquaza can learn rain dance
>Pidgey can't learn Growl
>>24627512
It's ability cancels weather fuckass
>>24627498
>252 SpA Mega Diancie Power Gem vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Mew: 153-181 (37.8 - 44.8%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>4 Atk Mega Diancie Diamond Storm vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Mew: 163-193 (40.3 - 47.7%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
diamond storm does even more damage even without investment, so shut up if you dont know what you are talking about
>Giratina can't learn Guillotine
>Spinda doesn't learn Superpower
>Burmine can't learn self-destruct
>>24627544
>Magikarp can't learn Judgement
>>24627532
I assume you're memeing, because it does. I have one from white's DW that has superpower.
>>24627552
but do it got da penta?
>>24627525
Also let's you go mixed and raise defenses. It's a great move.
>>24627525
why the fuck would anyone go anything but modest/timid and give 4 to attack
>>24627525
0- Atk Mega Diancie Diamond Storm vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Mew: 145-172 (35.8 - 42.5%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>>24627521
He said can, thus pointing out its pointlessness.
>>24627498
>Aurorus doesn't learn Power Gem
I honestly think Gamefreak forgets this move exists.
>Dewott doesn't learn Dual Chop
>>24627521
lern2fonic
>Machamp doesn't learn sucker punch
>>24627552
It can only get it from the Dream World, not move tutors or breeding
>>24627498
>Diancie doesn't learn Play Rough
>>24627498
>Abomasnow doesn't learn Ice Fang, yet Feraligatr, who isn't even an Ice-type, does.
>>24627698
>no event Secret/Sacred Sword Samurott
>>24628772
But it doesn't have teeth
>>24628778
Neither does Sceptile, yet he can learn Crunch as an egg move.
>Gallade can't learn Sacred Sword
>>24627498
>Aegislash doesn't get Secret Sword
>Wobbufet doesn't get Recover
>Liligant doesn't get Fiery Dance
>Blaziken doesn't get Ice Punch
>Typhlosion doesn't get Earth Power
>Snorelax doesn't get Slack off
>Torterra doesn't get Rototiller
>Arcanine doesn't get Play Rough
>Marowak doesn't get Head Smash
>>24628782
You don't need teeth to bite.
Do you know what a snapping turtle is, anon?
Abomasnow is a tree. Why should a tree get anything to do with biting?
>stingulor doesn't get megahorn
>>24628772
why in the name of everloving fuck would you want to teach it ice fang? Ice Punch and Blizzard are far superior.
>>24628930
>fire pokémon with ice punch
the epitome of stupid
>Barbaracle doesn't learn Ice punch
>Barbarscle doesn't learn Head smash
>Barbaracle doesn't learn Waterfall
>>24627521
>>24629075
>>Barbaracle doesn't learn Waterfall
this rustles my jimmies
>>24628930
>>Wobbufet doesn't get Recover
Why Would you want that?
>>24627644
This.
This a billion times.
This so fucking much.
>>24627644
If it had 110 base power and 75 accuracy, you can bet it would've been slapped on every single mon you can think of.
It's the only 100% accurate rock move out there and we can't have that.
>>24629059
>Grass pokemon learns Fire Punch
>Water pokemon learns Fire Punch
What the fuck Ludicolo
>barakino doesn't learn mega buster
>>24629275
why does gamefreak hate rock types and ice types so much
>machamp can't learn mach punch
>Pinsir doesn't get mega horn
>Beheeyem can learn Steel Wing
>througen can learn maleobite
>>24629343
He's called Pinsir, not Hornsir
>>24629467
>Scarolite can learn Wing Jem
>>24629469
So does that mean he can't have a decent stab?
>>24629483
Yesir
>>24627519
why would it, birds can't growl
>>24627525
>so shut up if you dont know what you are talking about
WHY THE FUCK DOES BLASTOISE LEARN WATER GUN WHEN IT CAN ALREADY LEARN HYDRO PUMP? THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED.
>>24629477
>Gruggel will never learn Mystic Hold
>Gothitelle can't learn Cosmic Power
>Gothitelle can't learn Moonlight
>Gothitelle can't learn Moonblast
>>24629523
>Lunatone could only learn Moonlight from the Dream World
>>24629084
Have you ever seen a barnacle climbing up a waterfall? Yeah, I thought so.
>there is not a single pokemon with both a trapping ability and a move that boosts speed
>>24629588
What is Infestation Scolipede
>>24629613
A pokemon that doesn't have a trapping ABILITY
>>24629631
It works the same way except on the turn when it's sent out
>Meloetta doesn't learn Boomburst
>>24629652
So it's worthless, gotcha
>>24627544
>>24628952
>>24629287
>>24629467
>>24629477
>>24629510
what the fug is going on in here
>>24629542
I've never seen a barnacle spit mud either
>Pidgey can't learn peck
>>24627498
>Hariyama doesn't learn Drain Punch
>Machamp the Superpower Pokémon doesn't learn Superpower by level-up
>Blastoise can't learn shell smash
>>24629770
>Machamp can learn Fire Blast but can't learn Drain Punch
>Rhyorn has 2 recoil-based abiliies
>Dex entries talk about how it charges into shit headfirst
>Doesn't learn head smash
>Garchomp can't learn Dragon Dance
>Corphish can learn Dragon Dance
>A Gengar is close by if you feel a sudden chill. It may be trying to lay a curse on you.
>Appears to attack people who get lost in the mountains. Said to be the culprit behind shadows that laugh in the moonlight.
>To steal the life of its target, it slips into the prey's shadow and silently waits for an opportunity.
>Hiding in people's shadows at night, it absorbs their heat. The chill it causes makes the victims shake.
>Sometimes, on a dark night, your shadow thrown by a streetlight will suddenly and startlingly overtake you. It is actually a Gengar running past you, pretending to be your shadow.
>etc.
>can't learn nasty plot
>Snorlax can learn Whirlwind
>Zapdos can't
>Zapdos can learn Roar
>Snorlax can't
>Giratina can't learn Flamethrower, or any fire-type moves but Will-O-Wisp.
>Regigigas can't learn Protect.
>Pidgeot can fly at Mach speeds. Can't learn Extremespeed.
>>24629823
It can't dance.
>>24630127
why would giratina learn anything besides will-o-wisp
>>24630141
But it can learn Swords Dance.
>>24630141
I disagree
>Steelix doesn't learn rock smash
>>24629059
>Not remembering the promotional material that had Blaziken using Ice Punch.
>Then GF turning around and sayimg it was a mistake.
>>24629529
>The only decent recoil move the Rhyhorn line can learn is Double-Edge
>The only way to get it is to transfer from Gen3 or Dream World
>This pretty much makes 2 of it's abilities useless
>>24628944
>Why should a tree get anything to do with biting?
I take it you haven't played Mortal Kombat 9. In that game, one of the stage fatalities involves a tree eating a victim.
>>24628930
>>Liligant doesn't get Fiery Dance
>Cloaked in flames, the user dances and flaps its wings. It may also raise the user's Sp. Atk stat.
Where are Lilligant's wings?
>>24630180
It's a Dragon-type, and pretty much every dragon barring M-Sceptile And M-Ampharos can learn Flamethrower. and the other members of its trio can learn not just Flamethrower, but Fire Blast and Overheat.
>>24629838
Maybe if you took away half of his special move pool. Its move pool is ridiculous as it is. It gets way too many moves it has no business having.
>>24629487
>>24629469
>a front claw of a lobster, crab, or similar crustacean
its not a pincer either
>>24629794
It makes less sense for torkoal to get it. Tortoises need their shells to survive.
>>24630751
Wait! Unova Legendary Dragons barring Reshiram, Zygarde, and, somewhat on this topic...
>Kingdra can't learn fire-type moves.
>Gyarados, Palkia, and FUCKING Slowpoke can.
>>24630785
and octillery
and emboar can learn scald and lapras cant
>>24630796
scald is fucking dumb
>>24630341
i know that video
i feel ashamed
>>24630817
confirmed for being 6-0'd by a lumineon with scald
git gud kid
>>24629823
>>24629838
both of these would be broken as fuck.
>>24630785
To be fair, Kingdra lives at the bottom of the ocean, where breathing fire would be pretty useless, while Gyarados seem to be found fucking everywhere you don't want them to be and are specifically stated to show up and rampage until everything around them is burned to the ground.
>>24629844
>Moltres can learn Hurricane.
>Zapdos can't.
>Neither can Kyogre, despite the fact it controls rain and can cause torrential downpours, which hurricanes are usually associated with.
Okay, maybe the last one is nitpicking too much, but, it's just something that seems appropriate.
>>24630837
I admit I used it but it's pretty silly how over centralizing it is. It's almost as bad as stealth rock but the difference is that stealth rocks existence outright makes a lot of pokemon unviable
>>24630861
>stealth rocks existence outright makes a lot of pokemon unviable
Name three.
>>24628930
>Typhlosion doesn't get Earth Power
>Volcano Pokemon can't learn it but a piece of coral, a seed, a sunflower, and a literal hedgehog can
Still hurts
>>24631092
Ledian
Butterfree
Lickylicky
>>24631092
scyther, armaldo, shedninja, vespiquen, articuno, charizard (No mega), vivilion would be a solid choice without it as well.
>>24629523
Gothitelle has nothing to do with the moon though. I do agree about Cosmic Power
>>24631242
>Ledian
>Butterfree
Were shitmons as they were in the beginning, are now, and ever shall be, world without end amen.
>Lickilicky
Nice joke.
>>24631255
Scyther's the best of those, and it'd still struggle to get by Steel-types. Vivillon has the same problem while also needing to spend time boosting if it wants to do any real damage, among other issues. I can't see what Armaldo's niche would be in the absence of SR, since it's never been anything spectacular and has only suffered with the changing of the generations. Vespiquen and Articuno aren't going to be able to overcome the shittiness of their defensive type combinations just by taking SR off the table, and vanilla Charizard lacks the speed or power to compete with the terrifying power creep of Gen VI.
>>24631530
Volcarona also gets fucked by rocks
>>24631556
Volcarona is still viable, though. Flyspam and to some extent 'Zard Y cut into its usage this gen, but it's still very much worth using in OU.
Shit, it only dropped to BL.