Showderp: I want to marry Stall! Edition

DICKS

>>22400645
I'd fuck Gliscor

>>22400645
I love Gliscor!

>>22400645
ditto

Let's not spam the chats, yes?

>>22400645
Tentacool line poke

or all poison team. that would be sweet.

>>22400645
>you will never have a qt Gliscor be your bride and have it wear a too small dress at the wedding
Why live? ;-;

scotteh pls go

>>22400681
TEAM

nice thread MAMI

>>22400645
Mono-eletric team!

c h a m i s k i l l ?

champ is tending to plants

>>22400671
>>22400681
>>22400689
>>22400704
>>22400715
There's already a champ, you guys.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-199040158

muh plants

>>22400715
champ is saving his plants from the cold

qt as fuck tbh

POSION TEAM!

also how do I make this work it wont load the page.

>>22400733
>>22400704
>>22400681

he has not called new team yet you fucking redditors

>>22400733
Try asking >>>/g/

>>22400726
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/oususpecttest-199040158

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-199041962

nice captcha

>>22400847
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/oususpecttest-199041962

RETURN THE SLAB
OR SUFFER MY CURSE

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-199045979

>>22401007
NEW TEAM GOGOGO

Me or:
I'M ON THE EDGE (Staraptor) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Reckless
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Brave Bird
- Close Combat
- Double Edge
- U-turn

or

I'M ON THE EDGE (Staraptor) @ Choice Band
Ability: Reckless
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Brave Bird
- Close Combat
- Pursuit
- U-turn

Me

or Smeargle with Hyper Beam.

or Victini if someone else suggested smeargle.

blood totem

crobro

it's crocune set on megabro, it's smogon approved

BalkFetus (Mew) @ Leftovers/Weakness Policy
Ability: Synchronize
EVs: 252 HP / 176 Def / 76 SpD / 4 Spe
Calm Nature
- Amnesia
- Barrier
- Soft-Boiled/Rest
- Baton Pass

assault vest mew

Sealeo with Encore

donkmaster dan

Me or fairy lock klefki named "New Champ When"

Lickbar

me or


ON THE EDGE (Charizard) @ Charizardite X
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 128 Atk / 128 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Hone Claws
- Roost
- Dynamic Punch
- Inferno

>>22401082
Red Dead (Scizor) @ Choice band
Brave 252HP 252Atk 4SpA
Bullet Punch
Quick Attack
Vaccun Wave
Pursuit

>captcha breaks when you're about to post your suggestion and you can't even reload it without refreshing the page

This is all a ploy to get my shekels isn't it moot

What were some mememons from 2014? Rhyperior, Boom Boom v2.5, Return the Shrub, Swampo Dampo is all I can remember.

>>22401083
>>22401084
>>22401085
>>22401086
>>22401087
skip >>22401088- already have mew
>>22401089
new team when

>>22401087
>>22401088
combine suggestions imo

>>22401082
hanako
>>22401083
>>22401084
>>22401085
>>22401086
>>22401087
confirmed rapists
>>22401088
possible rapist if AG
>>22401089
rapist if not AG

>>22401105
Little mac and le millenum girl

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>>22401105
wew?

NEW CHAMP WHEN
NEW CHAMP WHEN
NEW CHAMP WHEN
NEW CHAMP WHEN
KEK

New chimpanzee pls

>>22401105

ebin cade

New champ literally when

>>22401145
specs weedle

>>22401125
>>22401132
>>22401145
I agree, new chimp fuking plz

>>22401105
mega funbro

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-199049795

es tiempo

>>22401168
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-199049927

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-199050351

>>22401177
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-199050456

lel

>tfw showderp is the only outlet I have for socialization
>tfw everyone here is probably way younger than me
>tfw no friends
inb4 >>>/r9k/

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-199050351
epic

>>22401208
how old?

>>22401208
>tfw everyone here is probably way younger than me
Nah.

>>22401222
>>22401229
25

>>22401342
There are people here who are fucking married. Stop bitching you little shit.

>>22401342
24

>>22401342
22 next week ;_;

>>22401342
23

>>22401342
27 reporting

>>22401342
76

>>22401342
>>22401365
>>22401388
>>22401391
>>22401399
Do you all live off autismbux?

>>22401203
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/oususpecttest-199050456

RIPIP

NEW CHAMP GOGOGO

Me?

If not me,

Pikachu-Cosplay; if it KOs a Pokémon whose type is related to one of the Cosplay forms, change it into said form and give it that form's special move (e.g. if it KOs a Fighting-type, Pikachu-Libre with Flying Press). If you get multiple kills that would each warrant a form change, pick one of the two. Change forms when appropriate even if you've changed forms in a previous battle.

If you got this suggestion two teams in a row, you can start with whatever form you want.

me

np thundurus

>>22401093

banded ferrothorn

>>22401437
What He's Having

>>22401437
mega audino

squirtle

>>22401437
masquerian

lickbar

gaston

>>22401437
Ebin. Now you have to suffer with your won autistic meme.

gotta set up rocks (Smeargle) @ Power Herb
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Geomancy
- Spore
- Sticky Web
- Baton Pass

>>22401445
I deserve that for being ebin.

Okay let's hope I didn't curse myself here.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-199056434

rip showdown

Oh it's not my shit internet, it's SHOWDOWN's shit internet. Fantastic.

Did Showdown crash?

>>22401597
same

Thanks Zarel

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>Couldn't connect to server!

>>22401597
So it's not just me?

I'll wait a couple minutes to see if it comes back, if not I'll try taco.

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so while we're here

what are your guys's favorite maymays

inb4 hard drive failure

>>22401629
The least cancer one. Also wew.

>>22401629
roleplaying as edgy kids........

threadly reminder that zarel is a god and flawless.

inb4 all records are reset again

inb4 this is Redew's revenge

>>22401640
>>22401655
take off your trip you camel jockey

>>22400645
You may now kiss your flying scorpion waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v13wnvcDhRI

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>>22401663

It came back, I think.

Let's try to power through this.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-199057556

>>22401680
congrats on win chemp u rly impresd me with ur skills,,,,,,,,,

>>22401680
>>>Explosion

I can't help but feel that was pity

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-199060189

>>22401411
27 year old here. I work in Production for a local News Station

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I'm sorry

I'm so so sorry

New champ

>>22401921
me

tympole

anything with a trapping ability (arena lock, magnet pull, ect) named "trap influenced"

T H E S K I L L
H
E
S
K
I
L
L

specs surskit named "cumshit"

>>22401087

boom 2.5

>>22401442

Me

>>22401921
Whatever, you're usually decent. It's good you know when to bow out

>>22401923
cock polish curse onix

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>>22401921
Uwaah~ It's okay, better luck next time, champo-san

>>22401926
is this a mon?

>>22401921
No hard feelings man. Just memes man, you know? Just gets me so fired up, you know? Happy memeing friend.

almost fun (Slowbro) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SDef
Relaxed Nature
- Recycle
- Block
- Slack Off
- Scald

>>22401952
is rhyperior

>>22401923
next bully victim

>>22401924 ebin headphones fishe
>>22401925 your a fuckin melon
>>22401926 not a suggestion way to waste a post nerd
>>22401927 obligatory specs insect XD
>>22401928 token gimmick pseudo shitmon
>>22401929 recycled meme 2.5
>>22401930 "it's funny because edgy lololol" fuk off

>go to gamestop
>ask for pokemon oras
>lady laughs and says it's over there
>w-where i couldn't find it
>walks me over to where it is
>t-thanks
>go back to cashier
>lady says "so you found your game huh? lol"
>rings me up, tells me to enjoy the game
>y-you too
>walk out of store with spaghetti falling out of pockets

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>>22401971
>you will never be this mad

Feels good.

>>22401977
fuk off

>>22401923
tommy

>>22401924
>>22401925
>>22401927
>>22401928
>>22401929
>>22401942
timmy

>>22401974
should suck her cock too

>>22401974
>saying lol in real life
she's not worth dropping spaghetti for

>>22401993
n-no she just laughed at me that's all

>>22401974
copy that

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-199064576

here we go

>Working at Gamestop
>8/10 bashful guy walks in
>Asks where an ORAS game is
>Holy shit he actually shares my Pokemon love
>Gleefully have him follow me, thinking of grazing his hand
>Oblivious
>Get nervous
>Try saying something to shatter the ice-types while doing my job
>Still oblivious, thinking he might be gay and I'm harassing him
>Go all out and ring him for one last chance
>He stutters

Oh well. He might come back, someday...

>>22402039
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-199065469

>>22402051
>Working at Gamestop
>Two 10/10 baras walk in
>Surprised how bara they are, "Whoa, hey guys... Welcome to EB games!"
>They just said, "Call of Duty. Advanced Warfare." then "Xbox One," at the same time
>I feel awkward, and scared. "Copy That" and gave them my best smile

I hope they come back someday

>>22402084
cumshit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-199066172

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>>22402099

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-199067793

thanks zarel

champ timed out
me champ

mini ayy lmao

snips

anything with 60 base speed or less with a choice scarf

it must have max speed and at least 3 attacking moves

or me

Braviary

ass vest trick lopunny

>>22402279
zoltar

Chimp timeout
me chimp
OR if your team lacks sweepers:
Turn Tiger (Landorus-Therian) (M) @ White Herb/Whatever
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 88 HP / 252 Atk / 168 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Fly
- Earthquake
- Swords Dance
- Rock Polish
OR
if your team lacks momentum:

Mew @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Synchronize
- Volt Switch
- U-turn
- Trick
EVs, nature and final move up to you, but bonus points for using baton pass or explosion

>>22402279
a mega fairy

Bigor (Vigoroth) @ Eviolite
Ability: Vital Spirit
EVs: 252 HP / 64 Def / 188 SpD / 4 Spe
Careful Nature
- Facade
- Slack Off
- Bulk Up
- Amnesia

>>22402279
moonblast giga drain encore tailwind life orb whimsicott

>>22402288
My connection died
am i still chimp?

>>22402302
no

>>22402302
Woah... Hey there, welcome to /sd/ games

>>22402302
doesnt look like it

>>22402302
no

>>22402302
Sorry champ, no, you time out.

>>22402302
no, sorry

>>22402306
Dank memes
Shitposting
Zarel can't code.

>>22402286
Zoltar (Jirachi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 HP / 144 Def / 112 SpD
Relaxed Nature
- Cosmic Power
- Doom Desire
- Future Sight
- Wish

doom desire and future sight won't stack

hellfrog

>>22402302
Go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-oususpecttest-199071182