I don't know something about this screenshot made me all hot and bothered.
>her dialogue after that first battle
I knew she was going to take an interest, but I didn't expect her to be so quick with it.
There must be something wrong with me - I don't find Spanish or French sexy at any speech pace, but practical. In return, slow Russian and German gets my heart doing flips. Now I wish Shelly spoke Russian.
>Liking German and Russian
My nigger. Those are the best languages.
There are always the fucking idiotic ones in anything to do with females.
>I want to lick her sweaty pits.
>I want her to fart on me.
>I want to eat her shit.
I think they're really just trying to kill others' boners.
>Tfw just bought Alpha Sapphire
Is Courtney in it at all? If she isn't then I am going to kill myself.
Only for a moment at the
>implying Shelly isn't stuck on Archie
They're like childhood friends, or some shit.
New Shelly panders to my penis, Old Shelly panders to my heart.
One-directional Romantic Subtext.
Shelly might be in love with Archie, but it's not a definite thing. I like it when men and women are portrayed as close friends without romantic subtext, it's refreshing, so I prefer to see it that way.
On the other hand it does kinda seem like half the cast wants Archie's dick.
Manga Courtney is the only reason I actually give a damn about her. Her sprite in Ruby just didn't do anything for me.
i just want to suck on her smelly feet
lick off the sweat between her toes after a day's work and run my tongue through her hairy sweaty armpits. i hope she doesnt shower so i can clean off all the dead skin cells and sweat with my saliva
Why is that with husbando/gay threads the moment anything that could be construed as even slightly lewd is posted the whole thread is swiftly deleted, but these threads can last for a long time chock full of art that's probably outright nsfw?
This is now a SHELLY thread.
Only SHELLY images may be posted here. Post SHELLY or get out.
Show me ONE woman and ONE man who are JUST friends but neither has a relationship going on or many other friends (same gender for each)
Friendship between males and females is ONLY possible if both are content by their relationships and other friends. ONLY. You are supposed to be attracted to the opposite gender. If she's all you can find, you'll be attracted to her.
Tldr: friendship between men and women can exist under a lot of ifs.
she has some kind of mental issue, but it's not autism. This is autism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMBzJleeOno
Signs of Autism: Twisitng, screaming, bashing your head
Signs of things that aren't Autism: Doing the exact opposite of those things and being quite and still.
Shelly's an alright silver medal I guess. Being thousands of times worse than Courtney isn't that bad. Everyone else is so much worse than here, it can't be helped.
>Besides, men and women can be friends believe it or not.
>Being thousands of times worse than Courtney
>Courtney is wearing a business suit
>Shelley is wearing casual wear
>My ridiculous fetish of very wealthy powerful corrupt women ruling everything and everyone kicking in
>yfw Courtney has the hairstyle of a Gardevoir
>not as a cute
>therefore not as attractive
>on the worst, most fucking stupid team Pokemon's ever come up with
>not interesting in any way, could honestly just be Jessie from Team Rocket
Literally what is so good about Shelly? Yeah she's hot. Sorta. Not as hot as Courtney. It'll be a sad day when people get over their flavor-of-the-month boner for Courtney and they stop drawing her. That'll suck.
I think I'd rather a Skitty than a Gardevoir, but fuck. I think you're right. Aloof "expression", close hair cuts. Female. Fuck. Meh fuck the whole idea then. Not interested in using a Gardevoir.
>All these Courtneyfags and Shellyfags
Thread now belongs to the real best girl.
Decide between Courtney and Shelly or gtfo
As a guy who prefers Shelly, it's not hard to see why she's liked.
Anon who started this
I beg to differ. Autism isn't a single disorder, but rather an incredibly broad spectrum. Individuals with Asperger's syndrome, for example, are usually able to function independently and may even learn to lead completely normal lives, but are still placed on the autism spectrum. It's fairly common knowledge that Satoshi Tajiri, the man who came up with Pokemon in the first place, has autism and tends to avoid the public eye because of it. Autism is honestly about as worthless a label as 4chan would have you believe, mostly because of how screening for both the behaviors and brain abnormalities associated with it has improved over the past few decades.
And Courtney's tantrum during the Delta Episode, tearful breakdown not too long afterwards, and the given reasoning behind both matches with how people with autism tend to display very little emotion until something triggers a disproportionate response.
Source: I was diagnosed with autism when I was 16.
>Wallis plays established white character
>"Why can't blacks make their own characters?"
>Bale plays Egyptian character
>"But it needs an established white actor to get greenlit and make a profit!"
>wanted to get AS when it was announced
>got OR instead
I made the right decision
Still wondering why posting basically nsfw art of a woman nearly fucking a child is a-ok but husbando threads are practically deleted on sight most of the time.
Also, the thread is nearly 3 days old and only at 140 posts. Just let it die already.
4chan is mostly male hack same thing for the Internet as a whole. While this board is full of neckbeards and weeabos the vast majority is straight so of course we discourage anything homosexual you dense idiot.
They're not black but tanned. The only one you can tell this was the case was Matt, who has the tan symbol on his chest, and in the past that's how tans were designed with Marlon.
They aren't. Unless it's explicitly a foreigner, when a character has dark skin in a japanese thing it usually means they represent japanese people from the Okinawa region, which fits Team Aqua's nautical motif and Hoenn's tropical theme in general.
Was she a psychic before? It's weird that they didn't add female psychic trainers for ORAS
why does everyone on here find courtney hotter than shelly wtf is wrong with u guys
>totally not being racist
hating on lipstick is understandable though
>hot volcanoes and toasty caverns
>busy with eco terrorism stuff
>no time to wash up
>earthy and sweaty
>foul feminine funk
>you will never have your nose invaded by her offensive yet arousing womanly stench
>hot volcanoes and toasty caverns
>always on the run from losing pokemon battles over and over again
>doesn't have time to wipe properly after she takes a dump
>stinky doodoo smell emanates from her poo-hole
>foul sharts send pieces of crusty dried doodoo flying down her pants and she leads a trail of these flaky breadcrumbs everywhere she goes
There. Are you happy now? You like that shit?!
You've got me there anon
have some more Courtney
Courtney = cute and autistic
Shelly = sexy and wild
I shipped them the moment I saw this picture
I can just imagine Shelly constantly teasing and picking fights with Courtney
>That feel when no gassy flat inflation furry pony futa giantess slimegirl alien ebony plane gf to bully on steam
How is this thread still alive?
not that I'm complaining
Maxie: We Team Magma have made our goal to increase the land on Earth. (We will create world suitable for people to reside in)
Courtney: I increased the land
Maxie: Ah, indeed you did. (...great)
(Tabitha: I will not lose)
I don't think it's for the sweat... she just has great tits. And great everything else for that matter. My question is how tall she is since that one scientist called her "short and pretty" and she looks even shorter than the playable characters.