We need a new courtney thread.
>>22123404
well what are you waiting for start posting
I don't know something about this screenshot made me all hot and bothered.
how does her feet smell like?
>>22123532
>her dialogue after that first battle
I knew she was going to take an interest, but I didn't expect her to be so quick with it.
>>22123584
sweaty
like the rest of her
it gets hot in that uniform
>>22123584
They probably smell like feet, dumbass.
>>22126669
aha~ target. acquired.
>>22126769
>You. Forever.
>tfw anons saving your sfw porn caps
>>22126896
Zero Suit Courtney for Smash.
slurp
>>22127172
You will go to hell for not giving sauce
>>22128101
>he doesn't recognise the artist
No big sister Courtney?
>tfw I have Alpha Saphire
At least Archie is a true bro.
>>22123532
>>22127172
Those faces look like ass, I will never understand how this artist got so popular
>>22128870
Probably because he uploads like daily.
>>22128870
Most popular porn I've seen on Pixiv looks absolutely disgusting.
>>22126913
>zero suit
lewd...
>>22127172
Source?
>>22129314
Looks like something made by boris.
daily reminder that Courtney wants Maxie's feminine cock and never yours
*slurp*
>>22123584
Get a finger in between two of your toes after a walk, there's your answer. Except hers smell probably even worse considering the conditions.
>>22127123
they look disgusting
whats with courtney and smellfags?
>>22130135
She tried to blow up the world so fuck her
>>22130135
Too bad he shows less than zero interest in her.
>>22130135
>implying Maxie isn't asexual as fuck
>>22123532
I prefer the german one.
>>22130594There must be something wrong with me - I don't find Spanish or French sexy at any speech pace, but practical. In return, slow Russian and German gets my heart doing flips. Now I wish Shelly spoke Russian.
I just got to the Meteorite section in Omega Ruby.
When does Courtney come in? All I've seen so far are Maxie, Tabitha, and Team Aqua. Am I missing something?
>>22130594
I like it
>>22130655
>Liking German and Russian
My nigger. Those are the best languages.
>>22130784
>german
>best
>>22130798
>Not liking German
Nigger, what?
>>22130813
Sounds like Russian with a mouth full of taffy.
Why are there always smellfags in these threads?
what exactly was it about her in omega ruby that everyone is calling her autistic for? i don't remember that shit at all in ruby (i have alpha sapphire)
Courtney is great.
>>22133911
The way she talks, like if you actually met someone like her you would cringe hard.
>>22131710
There are always the fucking idiotic ones in anything to do with females.
>I want to lick her sweaty pits.
>I want her to fart on me.
>I want to eat her shit.
I think they're really just trying to kill others' boners.
>>22134809
It also doesn't help that ever since the new artwork for Courtney was being leaked there has been smellfag threads. They've gotten settled and now are here to stay, sadly.
WHY CANT YOU FUCKING SMELLFAGS LEAVE COURTNEY ALONE
>Tfw just bought Alpha Sapphire
Is Courtney in it at all? If she isn't then I am going to kill myself.
>>22135950
Please do
>>22135950
>Not preferring Shelly
>>22135950
>not preferring shelly
>>22135950
She is...at the very end and only for a moment
>>22135950
Only for a moment at theBattle Maison.
>>22135988
>>22135991
>implying Shelly isn't stuck on Archie
They're like childhood friends, or some shit.
>>22135950
You should be happy, Alpha Sapphire has the best husbandos. And Shelly is great too.
>>22135991
As hot as the new Shelly is, the original ginger Shelly seems much hotter to me.
And Im usually turned off by red heads.
>>22136042
What does that have to do with anything? Besides, men and women can be friends believe it or not.
>>22136046
New Shelly panders to my penis, Old Shelly panders to my heart.
>>22136065
One-directional Romantic Subtext.
>>22130784
For you
>>22134809
>I want her to fart on me
Lmfao
>>22136086
Shelly might be in love with Archie, but it's not a definite thing. I like it when men and women are portrayed as close friends without romantic subtext, it's refreshing, so I prefer to see it that way.
On the other hand it does kinda seem like half the cast wants Archie's dick.
>>22126857
:^)
I'm just gonna dump images
Manga Courtney is the only reason I actually give a damn about her. Her sprite in Ruby just didn't do anything for me.
i just want to suck on her smelly feet
lick off the sweat between her toes after a day's work and run my tongue through her hairy sweaty armpits. i hope she doesnt shower so i can clean off all the dead skin cells and sweat with my saliva
Why is that with husbando/gay threads the moment anything that could be construed as even slightly lewd is posted the whole thread is swiftly deleted, but these threads can last for a long time chock full of art that's probably outright nsfw?
how old do you think courtney is?
>>22136510
I wonder why.
>>22136538
Old enough.
This is now a SHELLY thread.
Only SHELLY images may be posted here. Post SHELLY or get out.
>>22136746
>>22136746
>>22136779
stop shitposting
Keep the thread alive
>>22136746
Shelly's design is perfection
>>22137114
Remember when Courtney tried to seduce a young boy?
>>22137133
Both are Sexy as fug.
Fuck off, shellyfags.
>>22136065
Show me ONE woman and ONE man who are JUST friends but neither has a relationship going on or many other friends (same gender for each)
Friendship between males and females is ONLY possible if both are content by their relationships and other friends. ONLY. You are supposed to be attracted to the opposite gender. If she's all you can find, you'll be attracted to her.
Tldr: friendship between men and women can exist under a lot of ifs.
So what's up with her? Is she a robot or some shit
Or just autistic as fuck
>>22137133
ew.
>>22140351
she has some kind of mental issue, but it's not autism. This is autism. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMBzJleeOno
Signs of Autism: Twisitng, screaming, bashing your head
Signs of things that aren't Autism: Doing the exact opposite of those things and being quite and still.
Shelly's an alright silver medal I guess. Being thousands of times worse than Courtney isn't that bad. Everyone else is so much worse than here, it can't be helped.
>>22144107
She'd make a good accessory to Courtney.
>>22144107
ironically, I actually do like Shelly in this picture more. Courtney needs her horns.
courtney only looks cute because of her hoodie. if you have seen any of her art WITHOUT her hoodie, she looks horrendous.
>>22137133
Surprisingly enough that doesn't look bad at all.
>>22140076
What do you have against Shelly?
>>22144179
>horrendous
>cute haircut
Resident Trichophile telling you to go promptly fuck off and never have such bad opinions again.
What pokemon would Courtney be? I want a Magma Team. Makuhita/Hariyama Tabitha, Camelrupt Maxie. What's Courtney? She looks most like askitty
>>22136065
>Besides, men and women can be friends believe it or not.
>>22144379
This is an extremely sad and lame post. I have like 4 women I'd consider friends, and I'm only trying to hit one of them. Don't celebrate your own weakass-ness. Fix it.
>>22144107
>>22144116
>Being thousands of times worse than Courtney
Such arrogance.
>>22144107
>Courtney is wearing a business suit
>Shelley is wearing casual wear
>My ridiculous fetish of very wealthy powerful corrupt women ruling everything and everyone kicking in
COO Autism
>>22144356
>yfw Courtney has the hairstyle of a Gardevoir
>>22144525
>not as a cute
>therefore not as attractive
>on the worst, most fucking stupid team Pokemon's ever come up with
>not interesting in any way, could honestly just be Jessie from Team Rocket
Literally what is so good about Shelly? Yeah she's hot. Sorta. Not as hot as Courtney. It'll be a sad day when people get over their flavor-of-the-month boner for Courtney and they stop drawing her. That'll suck.
>>22144574
I think I'd rather a Skitty than a Gardevoir, but fuck. I think you're right. Aloof "expression", close hair cuts. Female. Fuck. Meh fuck the whole idea then. Not interested in using a Gardevoir.
>All these Courtneyfags and Shellyfags
Thread now belongs to the real best girl.
>>22145748
Decide between Courtney and Shelly or gtfo
>>22145748
this nigga gets it.
>>22134809
>implying i wouldnt a smelly courtney
>>22145820
Difficult choice indeed
>>22146192
wat
>>22145748
Why not all three?
>>22144576
What the hell's so good about Courtney? I honest to God do not understand why people act like she's so sexy. Her design is plain as fuck. Shelly's is much more striking.
>>22147141
As a guy who prefers Shelly, it's not hard to see why she's liked.
She's cute.
We need more courtney.
>>22145748
Personally i found her personality really annoying but then again i found Courtney really annoying too, that whole mechanical way about her felt too forced.
fuck courtney, tabitha is where it's at
>>22147637
We need more Courtney's ass.
>>22135148
We had her first.
>>22137156
Why is everything niggerized nowadays? Why can't they add new characters instead of changing skin color of an existing one?
Enjoy your black Annie movie.
>>22150583
>not pasty white skin
>automatically black
Anon who started this
http://pastebin.com/GFwnR4gX
pic related
>>22144096
I beg to differ. Autism isn't a single disorder, but rather an incredibly broad spectrum. Individuals with Asperger's syndrome, for example, are usually able to function independently and may even learn to lead completely normal lives, but are still placed on the autism spectrum. It's fairly common knowledge that Satoshi Tajiri, the man who came up with Pokemon in the first place, has autism and tends to avoid the public eye because of it. Autism is honestly about as worthless a label as 4chan would have you believe, mostly because of how screening for both the behaviors and brain abnormalities associated with it has improved over the past few decades.
And Courtney's tantrum during the Delta Episode, tearful breakdown not too long afterwards, and the given reasoning behind both matches with how people with autism tend to display very little emotion until something triggers a disproportionate response.Source: I was diagnosed with autism when I was 16.
>>22129248
>image not named MAGMA MILK
>>22150938
So how far up or down the spectrum (if there's a literal spectrum) would you say that Courtney is located. Personally I'd have to say that shes at least moderately high.
>>22136144
My nigga
I don't think she's in love with him.
The Chuuni is strong in that one...
>>22152335
My pants feel hot when I think of Courtney
>>22150583
>Wallis plays established white character
>"Why can't blacks make their own characters?"
>Bale plays Egyptian character
>"But it needs an established white actor to get greenlit and make a profit!"
Eat shit.
>>22153556
Whoa there youngster, you wouldn't want to camerupt over her.
>>22153556
>>22156000That's the plan.
Slurp
>wanted to get AS when it was announced
>got OR instead
I made the right decision
>>22146192
pls post the sauce for the "background"
>>22144116
Not even Courtney would react so nonchalantly to a shiny...
>>22157190
>>22157898
>>22157190
>>22157898
Everytime
>>22157898
...and then she farts!
Still wondering why posting basically nsfw art of a woman nearly fucking a child is a-ok but husbando threads are practically deleted on sight most of the time.
Also, the thread is nearly 3 days old and only at 140 posts. Just let it die already.
>>22158908
because gays and girls are not welcomed
>>22157898
HNNNNGGG
>>22157898
Jesus, I a sorta growled when I saw this
This is some of the hottest making out I have ever seen. Fuck, I'm all hot and bothered now
>>22158644
She didn't actually see a shiny, she's just making a racist joke about Shelly.
>>22158908
No one wants to see gay shit
>>22158908
4chan is mostly male hack same thing for the Internet as a whole. While this board is full of neckbeards and weeabos the vast majority is straight so of course we discourage anything homosexual you dense idiot.
>>22158908
Because Courtney is one of the more interesting characters, not to mention cute.
And I'm gay
Trying to revive
The more I see these threads, the more glad I am that I picked AS.
>>22167113
Have fun with your ugly nigger waifu.
>>22167642
I'd rather have an ugly nigger than an autistic rat looking pasty white
>>22157898
>This will never be you
>>22167742
I'm crying
>>22140129
>>22157898
>>22167742
>>22167781
>>22167742good
>>22167742
Last bump
>>22167742
>>22171509
I like this style.
>>22136173
You slut
>>22147637
God, she does things to my dick
>>22157898
>>22157190
>not me
God dammit it all..
>>22175414
needs to be bigger
>tfw saving up for OR just for Courtney
Is this what autism feels like?
I tried to like Shelly but I just can't.
>>22167742
She's the best pokemon gril since Yellow.
So why is Team Aqua black now? Is this explained anywhere?
>>22177834
They're not black but tanned. The only one you can tell this was the case was Matt, who has the tan symbol on his chest, and in the past that's how tans were designed with Marlon.
>>22177834
They aren't. Unless it's explicitly a foreigner, when a character has dark skin in a japanese thing it usually means they represent japanese people from the Okinawa region, which fits Team Aqua's nautical motif and Hoenn's tropical theme in general.
>>22177879
Does this mean that Johto, Kanto and Hoenn all represent parts of Japan?
>>22157898
>kissing with eyes open
How fucking depraved do you have to be, man.I have never been harder
>>22123404
Is this cropped porn, and if so, source?
>>22177959
Let me put it to you this way: there actually IS a Kanto region in Japan. Not saying direct based on, but certainly inspired by.
>>22178587
image reverse search this >>22157898 >>22157190
it's the same artist, so you can find it with those
Was she a psychic before? It's weird that they didn't add female psychic trainers for ORAS
have you ever considered fapping to courtney?
>>22183657
Did it last night to these pics >>22157898 >>22157190
So does Courtney like it in the stinky? This is important.
>>22183793
my fucking negro
always remember that courtney a best
>>22184188
Well?
>>22144356
Try a Mawile
>>22177959
Yes, as well as Sinnoh.
Trying to keep this alive
why does everyone on here find courtney hotter than shelly wtf is wrong with u guys
>>22180965
there r the hex maniacs tho
>>22188851
Every part of Courtney is the stinky.
>>22192709
fuck off smellfag
>>22192542
She's an ugly nigress. I hate her clothes and hairstyle. Also, that disgusting lipstick.
>>22193823
She's only one to have a semblance of a brain among both teams though.
Not safe
>>22192595
Hex Maniacs were a different class in RSE as well.
>>22193823
>totally not being racisthating on lipstick is understandable though
>>22198408
>been monitoring thread for signs of life
>this comes along
Well a hardy fuck you to you to
>>22198877
OPEN A WINDOW
NOW
>>22198924
Fuck off.
Why is she so autisticWhy is /vp/ so autistic
>she only has a fucking camerupt
C'mon would it kill them to add more pokemon? Like Macargo or Torkoal?
>>22198877
>hot volcanoes and toasty caverns
>busy with eco terrorism stuff
>no time to wash up
>earthy and sweaty
>foul feminine funk
>you will never have your nose invaded by her offensive yet arousing womanly stench
>>22199276
I want the Stinkfags to LEAVE
>>22199406
I get where your coming from but come on...not even one wiff to settle your curiosity?
>>22128101
Rule 34 yo
>>22198572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rXx1qCIgQY
credit 草月
>>22198572
>complaining about racism on 4chan
>>>/r/pokemon
>>22199655
>hot volcanoes and toasty caverns
>always on the run from losing pokemon battles over and over again
>doesn't have time to wipe properly after she takes a dump
>stinky doodoo smell emanates from her poo-hole
>foul sharts send pieces of crusty dried doodoo flying down her pants and she leads a trail of these flaky breadcrumbs everywhere she goes
There. Are you happy now? You like that shit?!
>>22200547
adorable
>>22198577
I'm sorry anon
Hope this one cheers you up
>>22200754
That's not a math problem though, that's just a rule
>>22200786
You've got me there anon
have some more Courtney
Courtney = cute and autistic
Shelly = sexy and wild
I shipped them the moment I saw this picture
I can just imagine Shelly constantly teasing and picking fights with Courtney
>>22150938
So everyone in the entire world is autistic then. Okay...
>>22134809
>That feel when no gassy flat inflation furry pony futa giantess slimegirl alien ebony plane gf to bully on steam
>>22157190
Soooo, I'm imagining that Brendan is portraying Joe Swanson. *Spoiler Alert* No legs.
>>22202660
Are you 12
when will this thread die
>>22204312
never
>>22204573
I want to wear Courtney's outfit and feel her warmness
How is this thread still alive?not that I'm complaining
How old is Courtney anyway, 18?
>>22204620
But it smells like a butt
>>22200547
1.
Maxie: We Team Magma have made our goal to increase the land on Earth. (We will create world suitable for people to reside in)
3.
[Lilycove City]
4.
Courtney: I increased the land
Maxie: Ah, indeed you did. (...great)
(Tabitha: I will not lose)
>>22205522
i got what it meant but thanks nerd
>>22144096
Cute
>>22145748
>JJ
get out
>>22204963
She was a former scientist, so I'm assuming at least 20. Unless she is some kind of genius, which the official site seems to imply.
>her dialogue
Is Courtney a robot or something?
>>22207803
A robotin love,yes.
I want to nurse from her soft beautiful sweater puppies
>>22210414
>smelly underboob sweat
>>22210757
I don't think it's for the sweat... she just has great tits. And great everything else for that matter. My question is how tall she is since that one scientist called her "short and pretty" and she looks even shorter than the playable characters.
>>22210757