>ORAS released >Courtney redesigned into the perfect waifu

Who are you quoting?

slurp

>>21986805
>She will never stare at your dick and make slurping noises

I'm just not that in to Courtney.

>>21986766
Then get off your ass and make them then

fuck off with your autistic and overrated waifu

>>21986888
I think she's pretty cute, but I already have a fictional lover.

I just kinda like to hang around in threads like these, post and save pictures, discuss how she's cute, etc.

Why make a Courtney thread if you can do a leaker-Wally thread?

>>21986977
Because his thread is still up, you homosexual predatory piss fetishist.

We're making worship threads for the real best girl Wally

she's a stupid autist
zinnia is mary sue tier
lisia is cute and best waifu and im not even into lolis but w/e

>>21987661
>lisia
>not mary sue tier
>thinking shes a loli

>>21987738
do you even know what mary sue means

the best woman is Shelly, but she's probably Archie's waifu

I just... I just can't like her. When I finally met her ingame I don't know how I expected her to act. But... ANYTHING but that. She's just embarrassingly autistic.

>>21987775
plain

At least zinnia had an interesting personality

>>21986925
>>21987661
>>21987951
>projecting this hard

>>21988097
>buzzwords
>b-but muh overrated waifu

I had a dream last night I was talking with Courtney and we were hitting it off really well, don't remember how it ended

>>21988158
She had a brain lapse and slurped everywhere so you ran off in disgust.

>>21988158
you could say your memory of it was deleted...

I don't even remember her from gen 3

Was she not in Emerald or something? That's the game I remember best but I dunno

>>21988400
Yeah she wasn't in Emerald for some reason. She didn't do jack shit in Ruby either.

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>Buying AS instead of OR
>Never know how autism is this girl

>>21988631
She just talks strangely, that's it
Story wise she's equivalent to Matt

>>21988075
No.

A Mary Sue would be a self-insert character, in fan fiction, a Mary Sue would be a transparent author self-insert, that's inexplicably liked by all, regardless of either plain, or atrocious personality.

Another way to look at it is a character that's absurdly perfect, an example would be Drizzt from the Dungeons & Dragons setting, this can often be coupled with a completely unlikable personality that is yet adored/desired/liked by every other character, like "Enoby"

That's not to say that self-insert characters, author or otherwise, are necessarily bad, a good example would be Sengoku Rance, which is written by a woman, and she has written a self-insert character for herself in the story, Rance being an ideal that she's designed for herself.

>>21988631
Talks in robot commands and makes slurping noises right out of the blue. Also walks with hobbling bounce.
On a scale from JustinRPG to JustinRPG she's a JustinRPG.

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>>21987951
>>21987661
>>21986925
>implying her being autistic isn't cute
Slurp.

>>21988707
That feeling of "providing protection" and try to help her. But her autism not let you hug her.

>Courtney redesigned into the perfect waifu
Are you sure? I think they made her look LESS attractive?

>>21987917
>implying you don't want to make Archie your husbando while Shelly remains your waifu
Can you even into cucking, anon?

>>21988793
She would be uncomfortable about it first, she might not have the guts to say it the first time, but after a hug or two, she would finally ask you to not hug her.

As your relation progresses with her, she would slowly want you to hug her.

>>21986766
>not liking Shelly
Whatever m8s. Courtney is a million times better than Zinnia though imo.

>>21988822
You know that there autistic people can get really aggressive if they have physical contact with another person? And really it is very difficult for them to get out of that situation.
In any case, it would be a pity relationship

>>21986766
>Courtney
>Best waifu
But anon, that's not how you spell Wally !

>>21988815
Cuckolding is for /pol/ack subhumans.

>>21988886
As a qualified Sperg, I wouldn't really want most people to touch me unless necessary (but I would probably not lash out).

That said, if there was a girl I like, I would absolutely be fine with them touching me.

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ITT: people who will never get their dick slurped by Best Waifu Courtney

>>21989008
Just... what? What provoked that response? Did she drool or something?

>>21989008
This made my choosing of OR a home run

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>>21989035
>TFW Courtney wants to slurp me

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>>21989008
The fuck?

she looks like she's autistic and doesn't shower. shelly is superior in every way, unless you still have an unrealistic expectation of what it would be like to date an autistic girl with bad hygine who played video games and watched anime

>>21989035
No, I don't get it either anon.

Seriously, half the dialogue she had made no fucking sense. Her and Zinnia both. They're just weird as fuck.

I'm sure they were actually going for something with that, but I honestly just can't figure it out.

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>>21989143
>talks about bad hygiene
> VP being mostly smellfags

>>21989035
She is licking your semen after the blowjob

>>21989178
It's /vp/, not VP. You might as well write Veepee.

>>21989178
>tfw always have to do the three S's in the morning (shit, shave, shower)
>tfw when dress nice and hide my power level
>tfw see people playing 3ds and they almost always look like they need to shower

1035

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Why does Zinnia act like a fucking weirdo when you battle her?

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>>21989115
>those pose
So disgustingly fucking girly I swear to christ m8.

>>21989528
What else would expect, y'know since she is a girl and all.

>>21986805
When does she make slurping noises?

>>21989528
>girls being girly
Oh dear, what will my spergy little anon do?

>>21989511
Because she's a fucking weirdo all the time.

>>21989918
>not wanting to stick your dick in crazy

>>21989952
I'd be more inclined to stick my dick in someone crazier.

>>21989886
When you defeat her in Southern Island before the game gives you Latios

>>21989952
Never said anything of the sort.
>>21990037
That's crossing into some dangerous territory.

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i love courtney

Autism begets autism.

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>>21990338
slurp

>>21990252
>>21990360
I'd slurp the fuck out of her

>>21988822
>she would slowly want you to hug her.
My heart

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Courtney is okay-tier in my book, nothing more

do you think courtney slurps in her sleep

>>21991116
If I put it in her mouth, yeah.

>>21991116
>sleeping next to Courtney
>can hear her mumbling "deleting" in her sleep

>>21991469
>that's the full size
For what purpose

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>>21991469

>>21991469
more

>>21990252
not even legal age and already slurping her up.

I like to pretend that Courtney/Protagonist is canon

>>21991790
>implying it isn't

>>21986766
>autist who goes around wearing a red onesie
>says lolrandom shit like it means something

She's literally the worst.

>>21991918
Are you jealous because she's cuter than you're waifu?

>>21991918
Better than the team shitqua girl

>>21991955
Nope. I've met girls like her. I've had them obsessed with me for no goddamn reason. They're the stuff of nightmares.

>>21991469
>Maxie coldy watching

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>ctrl f shelly
>only four results
cmon now /vp/

>>21992022
>being this obsess with a slut who probably slept around with the entirety of Team Aqua

Courtney a cute

Post more Courtney

>>21992061
>your waifu a robot

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>>21992122

>>21992022
get your disgusting taste outta here

>>21992187
SAUCE
NOW

>>21991116
>She's sleeping
>I rub my dick on her lips
>They're soft and warm
>Slowly and carefully push my dick into her mouth
>Hard as a rock, I'm so excited
>Oh shit! She reflexively licks it
>almost sucking on it
>cum in her mouth out of sheer excitement
>pull out, leaving a trail on her face and pillow
>she slurps

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>>21992217
10/10 will fap again

write MOAR

>>21992214
http://img
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>>21991635
I second that

>>21992264
I thought that dick was hers for a moment

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Hey kid, you wanna /ll/

>>21992720
Never much cared for Yuri, but it can be hot when it's predatory.

Or it can be cute.

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>>21992720
YES
DEFINITELY YES.
I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE

>>21988267
>>21988278
I do remember holding hands

>>21989008
I think she was chewing gum.
wasn't it in the original art?

>>21993196
That'd make a lot of sense, they should have made that part more obvious. As it currently stands she's mentally retarded.

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>>21992022
She reminds me of pic related

>>21993251

I thought she was licking her lips, full predator style. Fits her character too. She's that malicious type.

>>21993332
She's trying to be a dog?

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Jesus Christ I just got into the Latios part and claimed my waifu with the plan to start a thread and now I find myself in a waiting line, goddamit.

>>21989511
She is a social train wreck. She soent most her life alone talking tosome stupid ass wishmur thats her sister or some shit.

>>21993367
It was too late anon

it was always too late

>>21993402
Yeah... It was always too late, pal.
Well, still fuck you all good gentlemen.

>>21992022
>no more curly redhead
no

>>21993356

What? You don't know what it means to lick your lips?

Are you 10?

>>21989166
Is there any difference between the Japanese version and this?

I think localization dealt a strange hand.

>>21993816
Where do you get art of Courtney? Courtney is too common of a name so I get unrelated results when looking through pixiv or tumblr.

sorry for being retarded

>>21992022
Dubs confirm Shelly as best admin
God tier taste, anon.

>>21988631
You catch a brief glimpse of it when you go to battle resort for the first time

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>>21993893
I've just been saving them from random Courtney threads.
I guess some of them come from here though:
danbooru.donmai.us/posts?page=1&tags=kagari_%28pokemon%29

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>>21993816
bigger

>>21992061
>wishing you were on team aqua just in case that were true

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>You will never be Courtney's qt shota little brother
>She will never have an Akane-style obsession with you
>She will never playfully sit on your face and tell you it's a game

>>21993893
>tumblr
>kill yourself anon

>>21994053
I only use it when I'm looking for art

>>21994050
I want to see this.
Would a fanfic thread write this?

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>>21994050
>You will never play "try to breath while Courtney onee-sama smothers you with her butt"

>>21994050
Everyone want's to be her little brother.

>>21994123
>I remained awake all night, not knowing how many hours, minutes, or even days had passed, not that I cared. I hear a knock on the door and suddenly I remembered it all.
"Anon, are you going to answer?"
"..."
"sigh, your sister want to see you."
And my dark eyes opened wide, my pupils grew bigger and I turned off the monitor.
"She's getting here and I want you to be ready, and God, please clean this mess up."
"Y-yes M-mom...!" I said standing up quickly to find 4 pokéballs "Yes... I will" I said in a lower voice as I released my rattatas who fed on the remainings of cold ramen and chips.

>Not playing AS so you don't have to destroy best team and humiliate your big sister in front of her friends

>>21992260
not that guy but i'll try writing something up for you anon