>is a crocodile
>can't be taught surf
>Rhydon & Aggron learn surf
???
>>25740191
>is op
>sucks cocks
???
>>25740191
It's a croc that lives in the desert.
who in their sane mind would teach a krookodile surf
What would his team be?
>>25737268
Houndoom
Steelix
Magmortar
Heatrain
Volcanion
Snubbull
>>25737385
change volcanion with something else and we have a /thread
>>25737268
Tauros
Delphox
Spinda
Haxorus
Feraligatr
Gogoat
Some of his conquered people(s) and gorehowl and sheer force.
>Base 83 sp. attack.
strong independent womyn that don't need no man to take care for herself
Fits nicely, Meowstic doesn't look very strong.
>>25746323
Yeah I guess it doesn't. Not evey 'mon can be a force to be reckoned with in-game. The Dex makes it and Espurr out as though they have just absurdly strong Psychic power though....
If they ever do a special attack equivalent to huge power....
>The next Battle Competition has been announced. This is the Flash Clash competition. This competition is a Single Battle competition and allows for you to use any Pokémon aside from Mewtwo, Mew, Lugia, Ho-Oh, Celebi, Kyogre, Groudon, Rayquaza, Jirachi, Deoxys, Dialga, Palkia, Giratina, Phione, Manaphy, Darkrai, Shaymin, Arceus, Victini, Reshiram, Zekrom, Kyurem, Keldeo, Meloetta, Genesect, Xerneas, Yveltal, Zygarde, Diancie, and Hoopa. Pokémon may not hold a Mega Stone nor a Focus Sash. This competition is unique in that matches will only last 5 minutes and you only have 10 seconds to select a move. You can only use 1 of your 6 Pokémon in each battle. Registration runs from April 21st 2016 to April 28th 2016 while battles run from April 29th 2016 to May 1st 2016. All entrants get 2000 PokéMiles.
>5 minutes
>10 second selection
>1 pokemon per battle
This is nuts.
>Everyone pics Smogonbird
>Brave birds everywhere
>>25745275
This competition is insane as fuck, woah.
>>25745275
holy fuck
Pokémon Fusion Thread!
>>25745238
Epic!
I know the anime was never really good, but what's the last episode/season that holds nostalgia or relevance for you?
>>25745017
XY and DP since they're the best two seasons imo.
Inb4 nostalgiashitters
>>25745017
The last time I felt anything other than undying hatred for the anime was the end of DP. That's pretty much it. Nostalgia means nothing to me, and DP itself is highly exaggerated.
DP, after that I quit watching because BW was awful
I'm sorry, why isn't Kyogre the better legendary again? Let's see Groudon do this.
>>25744691
>Kyogre the better legendary
Yeah, the better of the two.
Now, if we're talking about the BEST of them all...
Kyogre ruled the game for 10 years. Let him rest.
>>25744706
That looks nothing like Zekrom.
why is Absol so edgy?
>Rumored to sense disasters with its horn, it became a target. It fled deep into the mountains.
Its an oh so mysterious, mistunderstood dark type pokemon covered in scythes. It also has anime hair and large red eyes. There was basically no way that it wouldn't be edgy.
>>25744275
Because edginess is cute.
Let's remember that Absol made its debut in the American-Idiot-Shadow-the-Hedgehog era. It was cool at the time.
Why is she dressed so scantily? Is she really in love with ash? If so, how if she's obviously european and ash is definitely japanese? Is this show aimed more at young adults? Please help.
>>25744004
>Why is she dressed so scantily?
She's not.
>Is she really in love with ash?
No.
>If so, how if she's obviously european and ash is definitely japanese?
Non sequitur.
>Is this show aimed more at young adults?
No.
>>25744004
>Why is she dressed so scantily?
She isn't, unless you're living in bumfuckistan.
>Is she really in love with ash?
Yes, she's going to win the Ashbowl.
>If so, how if she's obviously european and ash is definitely japanese?
What?
>Is this show aimed more at young adults?
No, it is and has always been aimed at children.
>>25744111
how can she be in love with a Japanese guy? She's not Japanese!
I just preordered Moon.
How fucked am I?
You won't be seeing any tits
>>25743841
>not getting both
>>25743841
>I just preordered Moon.
What is the name of this pokemon /vp?
That's DQM anon, some other pokemon clone taking place in the dragon quest verse
>>25743184
Heal slime
Flrrrgl
Hey guys, been a while.
Looks like Gooberman was able to draw something while on duty and during a break.
Just going to dump some images that he drew and a few bonus comics he drew that I've translated.
Figured since I always dumped stuff here first before putting them up on readers, I should do the same now.
I was just rereading this series, glad to see he's still at it when he can
Which Pokémon game mechanics would you completely change?
I'd put a stronger focus on non-traditional battles and introduce a ton of support moves for double/triple battles.
>>25742744
Completely overhaul the combat system. That shit is old, get on with the times, Gamefucks. Also remove Mega-evolution and retroactively remove 90% of Gen 4 Pokemons, that shit is ugly and useless.
>>25742809
I hope a truck runs you over.
It seems like the last threads died rather quickly, let's try to keep it alive until the leaks/tv show.
Here's my Platinum team, I just finished the Victory Road, not even using a HM Slave even with the infamous 8 HMs, I really wanted to use the 6 slots for bros.
Just done with Gym 7 on Vanilla Emerald
Current Red team
Grinding before I fight Koga
Got Yellow because why the fuck would I want to play in black and white
Do I go full anime with starters and pikachu or do something else
Alright /vp/, let's settle this once and for all. Who's the best pokegirl? http://strawpoll.me/7204762Only the top 30 most popular pokegirls are listed
For an ice gym leader, Candice is prettychill
>>25736767
Ice pun. Ice.
may obviously