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Do you think diamond and pearl remakes will be as good as platinum (or better)?

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With all of these leak threads, let's have a greentext story thread, I'll start.

>Be me
>Crashing on my sister's place
>We hang out and play Pokemon together
>She's really timid, but pretty alright.
>She has no PC, but she has laptop.
>ask if I can use it, she says yes.
>use it to go on 4chan, and other sites.
>wanted to use pic related as a reaction
>downloaded it, didn't pay much attention to where it downloaded it.
>eventually find out it downloaded into one of her folders.
>the folder it's in is called "Pokemon Porn"
>don't want to look up pic related, so i decide to risk it.
>Thankfully, no fetish shit, but holy fuck, the amount she had.
>She had about 40-50 pic of every single final stage reptilian and dragon Pokemon
>all the fucking way from Venusaur to Noivern.
>her favorites, Feraligatr, Tyranitar, Latios, Aggron, Rampardos, Serperior, Heilolisk, and Noivern had up to 70-100 images
>Finally find the pic related at the bottom.
>Post the image on 4chan and never touch that laptop for the rest of the time there.

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Face it boys, we're fucked.

The anime is filler stalling for the arrival of more filler.

They're too busy cranking out games every two years to get any of them up to anything vaguely resembling modern standards.

The community is overrun with furries, SJWs, hebrews, and zoophiles.

What's the point?

Honestly, please give me a fucking reason not to quit this, Pokémon is like one of 5 things keeping me from jumping in front of a fucking train right now and its falling to pieces.

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Platinum run

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If pokemon were real. I will catch Liligant to hug and snug.

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Would you?

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Imagine that Pokeballs are a reality and that hosting animal fights is now legal and encouraged.
What would your team be?

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Just got these promotional .png(s) in today for marketing. I work part time at the Nintendo Store in NYC. Also giving out some event codes if anybody's interested. I'll upload something better than a phone picture when I get off.

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SUN AND MOON PROFESSOR LEAKED. SUN AND MOON PROFESSOR LEAKED. POSTED ON 2CH BUT THREAD WAS SHORTLY DELETED.

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Is the Smogon metagame worth returning to?

I gave up on Smogon when they started going a little ban-happy in X/Y OU and I found about VGC being a thing.

Now that I've lost my faith in VGC this year, I was wondering how the Smogon metagames are holding up. Last I heard about Smogon was Baton Pass being limited to one pokemon or something.

Is it still shit, becoming shittier, or is less shit than it was before?

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Let's try this again

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Post fairy

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How can I help you, King Vepepe?

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>It's been exactly 60 days / 2 months since the worldwide announcement of Pokémon Sun and Moon
>No starters, no Legendaries, not even box art or silhouettes of any kind
>no concrete information whatsoever, just "lol we have traditional chinese now!!! :))))"
>slated for Holiday 2016
>as of right now that's roughly 8 months away
>promise info in April CoroCoro, turns out to be them lieing through their teeth to sell more copies, "we will have a big scoop next month we promise ;))))))"
>failing that, we have E3 to look forward to the month after
>last Pokémon showing at E3 was the abysmal OR/AS

They think this is a fucking joke right? They shit on their fans for a whole generation, and this is their idea of earning back goodwill? By blueballing to the max? They should be fucking doing at least SOMETHING about Sun and Moon's promotion. Not an all-out info spree that ruins the mystique like X/Y and OR/AS, do not get me wrong. But just SOMETHING.

This keeping-your-cards close tactic is only doing them more harm than good. Look at the damage that's been done to the fanbase already for refusing to throw us a bone. I'd say whatever they plan on doing shouldn't even account for goodwill anymore seeing as the damage has already been done. This isn't how a company should behave after offering lackluster products from before; they should be doing everything in their power to make up for it with the new product. It's just business 101.

Why the FUCK show us a shitty cobbled together documentary showing concept art either? Is that supposed to be a way to ease us? What if people get the idea that you JUST STARTED WORK ON THESE GAMES because of the radio silence? And then you go on live TV to troll some more.

Yeah, I don't know about you, but this already confirms Sun and Moon will be hot garbage. I don't even need confirmation of some fugly forced fakemon starters to tell me that. Wake the fuck up people and STAND YOUR GROUND.

Because this is NOT. ACCEPTABLE. AT ALL.

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Why does everyone always hate on voltorb?

Even though the common opinion on voltorb is "lol it's just a ball with eyes", I think its design is actually reasonably complex. The furrowed brow has a sense of depth, and the scuff marks make it look like an actual physical object. The way it's drawn at an angle is also clever; as it is a ball, it's hand-sized and low to the ground, so the angle shows how voltorb would appear to someone who is kneeling down to pick it up.