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>>26117340
Wanna know the worst part?

It's not even summer yet

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>>26117359
Stop.

>>26117340
AND NATE-KUN IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND

>trick
>treat
Choose one.

>>26117375
This got a chuckle out of me right as I'm off to go to bed. Thanks Anon.

They really wanted us to use the horrible moves Gen 6 brought.

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Reminds me of playing Nekroz format couple of months ago and opening like Djinn, triple valk and manjuu.

>Go to friends house
>Has shit talking little brother
>Kid talking about Smogen Tiers
>Friend tells his brother I could kick his stupid smart mouth ass
>Suddenly get dragged into a sibling feud
>God damn it
>Kid has a whole line of battle ready Pokemon with HA and items
>I dont remember where I boxed some of my Pokemon and grab a few
>Forget to give them the right items
>Start match anyways
>Kids not too bad and match comes with a really close call
>Both down to one pokemon
>My M Garchomp with 2 Sword Dances and 4 Speedboost baton Passed onto it and has 3% health left
>His Full health Greninja with no priority moves
GAME DISCONNECTS
>His brothers 3DS is flashing red and about to die so it stops our match
>Pretty sure i was going to win that match
>Have to hear his shitty little brother say how he was going to beat me and im lucky

I was so close to defending my friends honor.

>Go to Pokemon club at campus
>Have only gone like 2 times
>Come in a bit late thinking theyre just going to be signing the pokerap
>theyre having a tournement
>Ask if I have a videogame to compete
>"Uh... yeah sure?"
>There was an odd man out so im suddenly forced into a tournement to balance it
>Girl is ready to fight
>Im still trying to find my 3DS
>Shes getting annoyed im taking so long
>I dont even have items on my Pokemon
>FUCK IT
>Throw shit out and somehow win
>Keep doing this and somehow end up at the last match
>Close match in finals. Each only have 3 Pokemon left.
>Im going to kill his Pokemon in one hit.
>IT MISSED! I get OHKOed
>Send out something else to kick their ass
>I have a type advantage
>IT MISSED
>Get critical hit by both their pokemon and die.
>My last Pokemon. Have Earthquake which can kill both their pokemon in one hit
>Control is unresponsive for a split second so I hit it again
>end up hitting wrong move
>I get fucking killed
Have to watch as the dude tries dissing my team and strategy as if he didnt just win from pure fucking luck

>>26116795
How's about something from another mon series as a Pokémon? Hard Mode: No mascots (examples: Jack Frost, Slime) or otherwise popular/notable ones in that series (examples: Renamon, Venoct)

>>26116795
try doing a mon based off polution
(garbodor line doesn't count cuz it's literally just trash)

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Two species of pokemon based on the story of the frog prince and sleeping beauty. One species is all male, one all female. They are the kissing pokemon.

Frog prince:
The pre-evolution (Croakling) is a poison type frog. When hit by draining kiss, lovely kiss, or sweet kiss in battle it evolves into a fairy/poison frog king (Croakking).

Sleeping beauty:
The pre-evolution (needs a name) is a poison type frog that is sleeping. When hit by draining kiss, lovely kiss, or sweet kiss in battle it evolves in a fairy/poison frog queen (croakqueen)

Basically they start as poison dart frogs with crowns (girl is sleeping) then evolve into more human like frogs with more king/queenly looks. They need good lips as they are kissing pokemon.

>Plush Garchomp doll
welp

My 2ds and a ps4 controller.... 2dygon a split porygon evolution that goes choo choo choo, and is a 2ds with legs comin out the sides, its arms and legs look like spaggetti and he dances like theres no tomorrow, he wiggles left and right but not forward nor backward because hes only 2d thus he walks like a crab and has crab claws and 2 big meatballs hangin and danglin, he kows the moves tackle explosion, power up punch, and drain punch, his ability is Huge power and is the fastes pokemon faster than sanic and his base attack is 902

>cell phone

psychic/electric

>he thinks the owl wont be in SM

i have no face im on my phone pooping lol

>>26116466
It clearly won't be feature in the story, but if you think they went all the way to create all these Zygarde alternative forms only to never use them in a game, you're an idiot. There most likely will be some npc or new mechanic that allows Zygarde to change forms. A pity it won't ever get a Rayquaza moment with Xerneas and Yveltal, though.

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>>26116466
>he thinks Sun and Moon isin't going to be Gold and Silver 2

Fakes

top tyraitar and rayquaza are delta species, which was a bunch of cards with different types, Dark tyraniar is the right type ? lastly i cant see what groudons type actually is, but its probably from the fact its 'team magmas'

>>26116489
Fire Steel

RIP Heatran's relevancy

>>26116152
Because it's not a good pokemon

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cause its strong

Egg hugger

Just don't pay attention to it like everyone else.

I'm old enough to remember this thread. I don't know if it's better or worse than all the owlposting.

>>26115999
>implying ORAS even has that
ORAS is literally Mega Evolutions: The Remake

>>26115889
I've never liked him. But his design is pretty original... I guess...

He got a pretty scary scream.

They just don't make creepy-looking pokemon like they used to.

That's not Blastoise.

>>26115856
Not my favorite box mascot, but I do love Ho-oh's design. Don't see why faggots say it's generic and dull.

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best cover coming through

they probably forget she existed

Literally a man in a dress.

>>26115749
She speaks English in Japan

>your mother - your father's seed

>>26115526
Oh, sorry. I guess I should've made it about owls.

>>26115496
Someone needs to put a little bit of ear hair in there, I think it would look good.

>>26114892
hello police
owlfag is on the loose again

>>26114892
really!? no way~

>>26114892
Gamefreak would never allow the Pokemon to be clipping with the logo

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this desu

>>26114775
What? It got confirmed like 10 posts down. Also, this leak was from an advance copy of the game. Not even almost the same thing as alleged leaked concept art

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>>26114855

>Still projecting this hard

Nice blog post, faggot :)