Why was such an interesting and unique ability wasted on a shitmon?
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>>26187162
>shitmon
I don't know and No. There is no shit Pokémon yet or at least, Gamefreak haven't introduced it yet.
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>>26187162
because boobs
http://pastebin.com/pvMLyX36
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Castform ain't shit
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We deliberately mispronounce Pokemon names and slowly realise tha there is at least one name we've been pronouncing wrong all this time.
I'll start. Co-ba-lion
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Arr Seus
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Once saw a VC stream where they pronounced Milotic as MILO-tick. I've always pronounced it "Melodic" and I would never say it otherwise even if MILO-tick is the "correct" way.
>>26187051
To be fair, Arceus has been pronounced 3 different ways in official material.
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>>26187051
He said mispronounce it, not pronounce it how it is. Learn to read, mate.
Ze-bra-strike-uh
(insert picture of Zebstrika)
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>People on /vp/ constantly accusing Gamefreak of "furry-pandering"
>Thinking an ultra kid-friendly company like Nintendo would ever allow Gamefreak to pander a bunch of perverted degenerates like internet furries
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>>26186993
Yeah man, no super kid-friendly company would ever do anything to furry-pander to children!
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>>26187046
That isn't furry-pandering either.
Talking animals have been around forever. Dumb perverts on the internet are the ones who are sexually everything.
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>>26187118
*sexualizing
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Asexual Pokéfans Thread! 2016-05-06 20:37:32 Post No.26186990
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Discuss your love for pokemon with other asexuals!
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>>26186990
Don't. You'll get overflowed with hate-comments and start a new /pol/ discussion about sexuality and transgenders.
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>>26186990
>LGBT people can't carry on normal conversations without bringing their identity into it
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>>26187010
this is a thread for kids only.
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True Pokémon fans enjoy every generation. If you dislike even just one generation, you are not a true Pokémon fan.
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ok
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>>26186977
What if I dislike a single Pokemon? Because I really can't stand Jynx.
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>>26186977
I don't consider Gen 2 as a main part of Pokemon, because it was so terrible and just a money-grabber.
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>tfw I haven't got my legendary bird codes yet
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>>26186870
+1 for Gif
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i havent either
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>>26186870
>mfw I set the account up well before the deadline and still didn't get them
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Sorry about asking this question, but it's been keeping me awake all night and I desperately need to know the answer. When Grass type Pokémon fart, do they release oxygen or methane?
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>>26186859
Pokémon don't have assholes
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>>26186868
>droppings
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>>26186868
If they eat they must poop too. So they must have an asshole. Unless they poop through their mouths, in which case their burps and their farts are indistinguishable.
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may 10 will there be a pokemon direct for Sun and Moon ? 2016-05-06 19:53:42 Post No.26186575
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may 10 will there be a pokemon direct for Sun and Moon ?
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Just like in X Y they showed a direct for G6.
So a SUN MOON direct next week,for G7 ?
maybe..saturday and sunday is pokenchi show.
so i dont expect any news on there,than it should be a next pokemon direct.
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>>26186575
>G7
b8
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>>26186690
I know. XY are technically Gen 4.7, so Sun and Moon must be 5.45
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All they said was there will be info, we don't know anything for sure, you black man.
Although a Direct is a good way to showcase info, they could just upload a video to the Pokemon YouTube channel
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>Most people assume SuMo is going to be Gen 7
>B-B-BAIT!!
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ITT: Pokémon that people love to hate on
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I actually like this Pokemon.
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>>26186496
I don't hate it at all. I just think bayleef is cuter.
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So why wasn't Chansey part of the Fairy-type retcon? Balance? Inconsistency on Gamefreak's part? Or is there an actual good reason?
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I feel like it was just to differentiate it from Clefairy and Jigglypuff. I feel like Jigglypuff wasn't changed to pure Fairy for the same reason. Now all the pink fat blobs from Gen I are different.
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Because Fairy resists Fighting.
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They should have made Blissey part Fairy and keep Chansey as is.
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What the hell happened between these two?
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>>26186332
He doesn't want to talk about it.
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>>26186332
Brock was "too old" for Prof. Ivy's tastes. And then he got creeped out by the professor's shota porn collection so he left.
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>>26186332
She pegged him
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would you train grass owl?
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Well, this is it /vp/. The final destination. The day this image board will implode with "BTFO" comps and collages. The day I can finally have closure, a few laughs from said comps, and be able to leave this cancerous board for good.
But first, let's do some predictions
>Press release AND trailer for Sun and Moon in just 4 days
>Starters are revealed + Artwork on official site
>Legendary mascots are revealed + Artwork on official site
>In game footage is shown
>Completely different look and design of Gen 6
>All of this to beat Corocoro in a race for releasing info first (or to expand on it)
What do you guys think?
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Realstically:
-ORAS reveal trailer--static Box Legends with vague statements, "It looks...exactly like the Moon!!"
-CoroCoroartworkof both
Optimistically:
-XY reveal trailer, with Daddy Masuda himself explaining each element we saw with that fucking smile of his
-CoroCoro has artwork, screenshots, and teases more to come next month
Pessimistically:
-Officalannocnement that GF needs more time and delays S/M for a good few months, but will spoonfed us every month
A man can dream, veepee. Would not be mad by any of these
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>XY style trailer
>Starters with a few early route Pokemon
>CGI showing off mascots
Screen cap this
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>>26186249
>Officalannocnement that GF needs more time and delays S/M for a good few months
>but will spoonfed us every month
>Implying this will make it any better
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Those pokemon whose core design elements are distinctly japanese and/or generally not immediately recognizable to western audiences.
starting with chingling being a shinto temple bell
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>>26186109
and evolving into a glass "furin" windchime specifically associated with summer time
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Snorunt is a yukinko "snow child", a youkai associated with the yuki onna "snow woman," wearing a traditional "mino" straw coat.
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>>26186174
Glaile is a reference to the namahage masks worn in traditions of northern Japanese island region, Hokkaido. The Namahage are similar to red and blue oni but wear mino and brandish meat cleavers. They are part of a tradition in which they are said to roam the snowy landscape dragging off the lazy men and misbehaving children in the coldest days of winter. Key to the traditional costumes of the namahage are large expressively fierce masks.
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May 10th confirmed new sun and moon info
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you're 9 hours late
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http://www.gamespot.com/articles/heres-when-new-pokemon-sunmoon-details-will-be-rev/1100-6439553/#ftag=YHF6738a5f
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>>26185917
No shit. You are 13 hours too late