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>>26213545
You're getting upset over literally nothing. All he did was to forward information Masuda posted on his blog. Literally ANY fan would have done the same you fucking moron, and I bet a thousand already have.

annonymouse 2016-05-09 09:14:54 Post No.26213566
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>>26213550
nope its a meme with people who want attention.

zachipster~president
2016-05-09 09:08:55 Post No.26213525
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zachipster~president 2016-05-09 09:08:55 Post No. 26213525 [Report] [View this topic]

how are you guys mentally preparing for the shitstorm of the century thats going to unfold tomorrow when these are confirmed real?

im about to go for a quiet walk on the hills and listen to the new radiohead album

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 09:29:42 Post No.26213657
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>>26213525

Why do you want these to be real? They're so ugly

Anonymous 2016-05-09 09:31:07 Post No.26213660
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>>26213525

F U C K
U
C
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Y O U
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 09:32:22 Post No.26213671
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>>26213525
Fucking DIE ALREADY

You're more annoying than slugfug if that's even possible

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 09:00:33 Post No. 26213461 [Report] [View this topic]

Here we go

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 09:03:05 Post No.26213477
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 09:03:05 Post No.26213477 [Report]

Waiting for Bulbapedia to confirm; Joe is unreliable.

Anonymous 2016-05-09 09:03:14 Post No.26213478
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 09:03:14 Post No.26213478 [Report]

WHEN IS TOMORROW?

Anonymous 2016-05-09 09:03:38 Post No.26213480
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>>26213477
Pomf pls

Anonymous
2016-05-09 08:48:46 Post No.26213372
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:48:46 Post No. 26213372 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are there negative consequences for inbreeding in this Gamefreak game but not Pokemon?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:59:37 Post No.26213449
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>>26213372
Because the horses in HCJ are realistic animals and not fantasy creatures.

Anonymous 2016-05-09 09:05:59 Post No.26213503
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>>26213372
remember when they showed a horse silhouette and a countdown and people here got all excited about it and then it turned out to be this

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>>26213372
This game is so fun and the demo is just so long. Id play it a 3rd time but it's just so chatty, like an animal crossing game.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:48:11 Post No. 26213369 [Report] [View this topic]

OWL is so ugly N wouldn't protect it.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:48:54 Post No.26213374
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>>26213369
i agree

these dubs confirm

Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:50:35 Post No.26213384
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>>26213374
Sorry man. Meme Magic is on the owl's side now.

Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:52:53 Post No.26213401
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:52:53 Post No.26213401 [Report]

OWL is so ugly Team Rocket wouldn't steal

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:43:56 Post No. 26213329 [Report] [View this topic]

WHERES THE OWL

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:45:34 Post No.26213346
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>>26213329
He's here, all sticky and wet

Anonymous 2016-05-09 09:45:11 Post No.26213762
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>>26213329
>>26212843

Anonymous 2016-05-09 09:46:05 Post No.26213769
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YUZU'S YUZU'S

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2016-05-09 08:37:07 Post No.26213275
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:37:07 Post No. 26213275 [Report] [View this topic]

GF is soooo gonna troll us on the 10th
i swear, i know they're going to talk about Zygarde, Metal Diancie and probably a new anime or some shit

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>>26213275
I swear, if they show that uglyass OWL thing, i'll take off my pants and happily fap to it knowing it's real

Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:43:52 Post No.26213327
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>>26213275
You could have just said movie info.

Anonymous 2016-05-09 11:18:48 Post No.26214301
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>>26213327
oh yea, that too

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:33:17 Post No. 26213251 [Report] [View this topic]

Describe your sex life in 3 pokemon moves

>Harden
>Body Slam
>Explode

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:35:43 Post No.26213264
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:35:43 Post No.26213264 [Report]

>Frustration
>Fake Tears
>Rest

Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:36:37 Post No.26213272
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:36:37 Post No.26213272 [Report]

>Struggle
>Struggle
>Struggle

Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:39:13 Post No.26213295
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:39:13 Post No.26213295 [Report]

>Frustration
>Force Palm
>Bind
>Pound
>Seed Bomb

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:26:09 Post No. 26213188 [Report] [View this topic]

A thread about Pokemon you used to like?

I really liked Quagsire until he got the derpy treatment in Gen 6. Gives me secondhand embarrassment whenever I use it on a team.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:27:59 Post No.26213205
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>>26213188
I used to really like Lucario. Would use the shit out of him in Smash. But then all the furshit really got to me and now I just feel uncomfortable looking at it. I really hate furfags. I wish Hitler would come back and rampage for a decade or two and cull these things, but meme magic is only so strong.

Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:43:41 Post No.26213326
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Flygon used to be the first Dragon type I liked, but now I don't really care all that much about it. I guess it's fine, but I can only stay invested into not very useful Pokémon for so many generations. It does not help that Garchomp is basically better Flygon gameplay wise while also being a cool shark kaiju, and Zygarde also has a more interesting design than Flygon, I find, while being a lot mire viable. I think what really drove me away was all the whining about how Flygon deserves a Mega. I agree it could use one, but no Pokémon deserves anything. Flygon just seems to generate a disproportionate amount if fan love for what it actually is, in my opinion. I am really tired of OMG BUG/DRAGON WITH TINTED LENSE coming up in every discussion about potential megas.

Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:45:34 Post No.26213347
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:45:34 Post No.26213347 [Report]

Quagsire looks fine.

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XYZ Zygarde Event 2016-05-09 08:23:55 Post No.26213173
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XYZ Zygarde Event Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:23:55 Post No. 26213173 [Report] [View this topic]

So...the event Zygarde they gave away this year; what's so special about it?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:28:57 Post No.26213215
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>>26213173
Absolutely nothing

Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:32:50 Post No.26213246
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:32:50 Post No.26213246 [Report]

You'll need that Zygarde to unlock the Perfect Zygarde sidequest in SM

Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:37:24 Post No.26213280
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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:37:24 Post No.26213280 [Report]

This zygarde is the same event, japan got earlier this year, when the xy&z anime startet.

That´s all.

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Gallade thread 2016-05-09 08:12:53 Post No.26213083
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Gallade thread Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:12:53 Post No. 26213083 [Report] [View this topic]

Pros of being gallade.
- Badass blade elbows
- Manly design
- Real manly sword fighter
- Good in fighting
- Majestic mega evolution
- Shares egg group with 2 decent waifumons (Gardevoir and Mismagius).
- Demonic miltanks with rollout are for gallade piece of cake
- Can know telekinetic shit to make his life easier

Cons of being gallade
- Cant wear human pants

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 08:14:26 Post No.26213093
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>>26213083
I like Gallade too.

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>>26213083

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>>26213083
Gallade is awesome. Really underrated Pokémon.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 07:53:01 Post No. 26212918 [Report] [View this topic]

/vp/, what will you do if on the tenth the starters are revealed and

>Three silhouettes are quickly shown
>A flash of light
>Viewers in watching in awe and terror for the screen to show the true starter images
>denialfags cry
>owlfags piss themselves in excitement and confusion
>owl is real
>but the other two are not

What would you do?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 07:59:13 Post No.26212979
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>>26212918
Guess it wouldn't be so bad considering "Cubble" is absolute garbage looking, along with the "sea lion". Either way, both Owlfags and Denialfags will be wrong so everyone wins/loses

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>>26212918
Well, I swore I'd shove my greninja amiibo up my ass and upload it to /gif/

Fuck 2016-05-09 08:02:20 Post No.26213006
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Fuck 2016-05-09 08:02:20 Post No.26213006 [Report]

I SERIOUSLY hope this is the last time I enter /vp/ and see this FUUUUUUUUUUcking owl. I'm just done, I'm fucking done with this ugly-ass design.

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 07:41:24 Post No. 26212825 [Report] [View this topic]

What expression is this trying to convey?

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 07:41:48 Post No.26212829
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>>26212825
Lewd

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Anonymous 2016-05-09 07:44:20 Post No.26212841 [Report]

A H E G A O

(Not really but yeah what the fuck)

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What expression is this trying to convey?

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Pokemon sun and moon 2016-05-09 07:23:55 Post No.26212728
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Pokemon sun and moon Anonymous 2016-05-09 07:23:55 Post No. 26212728 [Report] [View this topic]

>It's the 10th
>Heart is pounding and everything is blurry
>OWLfags are nervous and Denialfags are shivering, like some kinda ill kid with a horrible disease
>Gen1Fags are ready to bash on the new starters, They're ready as a tiger who is ready to attack is prey
>Furries are ready to Draw r34 of the characters
>GF Comes out
>Everyone stands up
>LucarioFag Can't take it and Jumps out the window
>Everyone's Penis is rock hard
>MetapodUsedHarden.Gif
>GF looks into our eyes and says "This is it..." and shows us the babies
>Monkeysgoingapeshit.gif
>Shit is being thrown Here and there
>Women are spreading their legs
>Men are wet
>Denialfags and owlfags are hugging
>Poketuber's Computer Explodes
>Youtube shuts down because of the amount of information
>Children of Africa are feed with the news and don't need to eat for years
>Balloons fall from the sky
>God is crying
>BestDayEver.jpg

Feel free to make your own Story /vp/