Pokémon Cringe Thread
Kevin
>>33521201
no, Durant
>>33521201
It's the durantula
>>33521201
Durant Durant - Hungry like the Lycanroc
How do we make the best Hitmon- relevant again?
Obviously I mean Hitmontop, but that just goes without saying.
They balance for VGC so don't expect much.
>>33521190
make Triple Kick 20 Power and it always hits 3 times.
>>33521269
>Thanks for the buff, anon.
Do you buy the games or do you pirate them?
>>33521179
Buy
I own three copies of Pokémon Silver
>>33521179
Buy. I'd rather not risk getting banned.
pirate. could care less about getting banned. my 3ds is just a luxary
First Pokemon game on switch is a shitty port full price of a fighting game that became dead in rapid speed
Is CEO of Pokemon company delusional and thinking Pokemon company and gamefreak are making software with absoulte quality?
>>33521123
>gamefreak
>pokken
pick 1
>>33521141
thats why i said and pokemon company. they lincense the spin offs. Bandai made it.
>>33521123
Well, firstly, Pokken is good.
Secondly, yes, he is entirely delusional, without doubt.
You DO have a team that's evenly balanced between cute mons and badass mons, right anon?
i make sure i at least i have one or two cute pokemon, because i don't like having a team full of badass mons
>Having a team
>>33521044
>Having a Pokemon game
>MFW shitty 3D models over sprites
>MFW shitty 3D over anything
>>33520967
>muh 2D superiority complex
>>33520967
its because new age kids thinks that rpgmaker graphics means the game is not worth buying.
kids wants whats new cuz old stuff are for their parents.
Models are far superior to sprites.
>Liking cute Pokémon
>Not liking cool Pokémon
>Calling cool Pokémon edgy
>>33520917
I want to impregnate Shadow.
>>33520922
I want to use Shadowto raise the Chao I evolve into Dark types.
>Thinking edgy Pokémon are somehow "cool"
>Bitching about people disliking edgy Pokémon
>Being an underage faggot edgelord
You did nickname them Nebby, didn't you, /vp/?
>>33520862
I nicknamed mine Nobby and wonder traded it away.
I named Solgaleo Galileo, and Lunala Galilei.
>>33520862
>implying anyone on /vp/ is capable of feeling enough emotion to feel for the characters and name Nebby appropriately
Tuesday, Japan. Half past midday. I'm too tired to be writing dates in a more comprehensive manner and too apathetic about Corocoro now. Should we give up 24 hours from now if code Groudon occurs?
>>33520854
We should see it in a few hours, it usually leaks 10pm-3 am pt
>>33520948
Maybe by the time I make dinner something will happen. It's a good thing I'm only an hour in front.
>>33520854
When should it occur?
I hate how this board obsesses over BW2, even though it ruined almost everything that made BW a fun, unique and refreshing experience. You all give it a free pass because of postgame, and nothing more.
>>33520809
How?
I only played black and white 1, not 2
Dex navigation system was a great idea.
>>33520809
what
BW is the worst mainline Pokemon game, thankfully it fucked up so hard we we won't get shit like them again.
And BW2 beign better than BW is a perfect example that a game can have good story and try to be unique (by forcing the new mons down the player's throat in this case) but the game with shit story but awesome postgame will be praised more.
Just look at the considered god tier mainline games like emerald,platinum,hgss,bw2 and gsc to an extend they all share one thing and that is postgame.
Why is /vp/ literally the worst at discerning bait from serious posts?
>Anon makes an honest yet controversial statement
>spammed with bait reaction pics
>Anon says something ridiculously stupid, there's not even a chance it's serious
>people respond to it like it's actually possible for someone to be that stupid
>>33520801
We are bored and no pokemon related ultra sun and moon news has made us dull.
>>33520801
because half this board is children and the other half is genuinely retarded
all except me, you should all be grateful of my mere presence
>>33520815
I'm grateful anon
>>33520811
Go play some other games and find other means of entertainment and you might find yourself feeling better. Godspeed anon.
In retrospect, how was the 20th aniversary?
>>33520743
Actually pretty good
>>33520750
This
>>33520743
Hype and mythicals? Fucking great.
Gen I on VC? Promising as fuck.
SM? Made me want to kill myself even more.
we find tumblr art of pokemon characters
>>33520737
>>33520774
>>33520782
Why are you all still pretending like GF is THAT retarded? I mean, they are an awful company - I know it, You know it, Everybody knows it - But that LITERALLY doesn't change the fact that there are in fact following pokenoes in this game.
>>33520616
that pupper is LITERALLY walking in a different direction than the boy
following DECONFIRMED, everyone go home
>>33520616
>Why are you all still pretending like GF is THAT retarded?
Haha hey man remember how we were gonna be able to ride our pokemon in XY? We were gonna ride them anywhere! As though they were bikes. It was going to be a bold new era of comfy.
>>33520629
I'm not going to argue with someone who is trolling for LE EPIN FUNNY. They are LITERALLY pointed in the same direction you FUCKING RETARD.
Hey guys look I took the bait L!OOLO!!