ITT: Faggot Pokemon
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>>26378201
Pokémon cannot be homosexuals or sexuality at all.
All, they do just play around in the Day care center until you come get them from the Day care center.
Pokémon don't breed in the Day care center. They play with other Pokémon.
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>>26378238
you don't have to fuck men to be a faggot
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>littenfags shit on Popplio because he's becoming more popular than Litten
Your anger only makes us stronger
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Posting in a thread full of lies
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>>26378110
It's the truth and you know it
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It really does seem like they're the driving force behind a lot of Popplio hate. A lot of them try to act like Popplio is more unpopular than it is and get massively butthurt at the possibility that Popplio may be about as popular as Litten.
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What went wrong?
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Rock type
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Defeatist literally is the only thing that went wrong.
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A meteorite
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Save me 2016-05-18 01:14:11 Post No.26377695
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Hey /vp/, I have a very serious problem. I’m fucking crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured “cool, I’ll just play Pokemon while I wait”.
So I’m playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she’s crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don’t know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling “holy shit, YES”, interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell “You don’t even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!” I’m still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.
I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn’t know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out “FUCK YOU”, and runs out of my house in tears.
What have I done? I’ve fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don’t want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, /b/.
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>>26377695
Nice pasta, faggot. Totally not lifted from ED!
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More of these, please
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I literally forgot this Mega. 2016-05-18 01:13:35 Post No.26377689
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I literally forgot this Mega.
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2016-05-18 01:13:35
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What Mega is even more forgotten than this?
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Mega houndoom
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>>26377689
Mega Latios
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All of them hopefully.
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THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
THERE IT IS
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Premier ball senpai! premier ball!!!! Or dive ball
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>>26377653
That guy just fucked up all around.
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>>26377642
*gasps*
Pokemon you sometimes forget exist thread
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>>26377581
>forgetting based doge
What's wrong with you?
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>>26377548
I FUCKING hate this pkmn
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I don't know if they're real, but I really hope they are.
Assuming they're real, this is probably the first time since Gen 1 where I've liked all three starters.
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That's because you're 16.
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>>26377482
Holly fucking shit, does Popplio evolution looks awesome
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>>26377482
At least ballio will have a ton of fan art before deconfirmation.
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>choosing starters based on design of the first form alone
>when you know nothing about moveset, stats, or ANY of the other evolutions
>choosing games based on the title
>picking "sunfag, moonfag, etc." when the two games are basically the same every single time
>no version exclusives or differences have been mentioned, we know basically nothing about these games
>people were choosing sides even before the legendaries were revealed
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So what? I'm supposed to ignore all 3 starters until October or so when evos are revealed?
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when you know nothing about moveset, stats, or ANY of the other evolutions
Pretty sure this being the deciding factor in what starter you choose is more fedora than anything
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>>26377341
But I have to shitpost NOW, anon.
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Full list of the new gen leaked!
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>Toof, Teef, Threef
Fucking Gen I pandering.
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>>26377310
this is fucking glorious
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>>26377310
Id fuck woman.
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>everyone tries to figure out popplio's and litten's final typing
>nobody even worried about what rowlet's final typing will be
umm guys?
This is important to figure out too!
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>>26377217
Yeah maybe it has something to do with the fact that it already has a second type faggot
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>>26377229
So do Skrelp, Nincada, and Skorupi.
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>Rowlet - Grass/Flying
>2nd Stage - Grass/Flying
>3rd Stage - Fire/Rock
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Can this board stop sperging out for a minute?
Think about this. You faggots are arguing with other faggot about children's games. Throwing insults at people for the way they ply ad what they like/dislike about it.
Calm down, it's a child's game. We don't need to be one of the most autistic boards on 4chan
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NO FUCK YOU
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Nice bait, faggot
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I think it's too palate to save this board.
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>>26377090
Mega swampet 2.0
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Literally my mom's popplio but bigger
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>Those tiny little legs
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WELCOME BACK WOLF PACK.
TODAY I'LL SHIT ON SMOGON AND DO A 6-0 SWEEP WITH A PETAL DANCE + BLIZZARD GOODRA
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>>26376941
>not using rain dance/rest AV Goodra
What are you even doing Verlis?
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>>26376970
Doing a better job than Smogon. fucking noob
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>>26376941
WELCOME BACK WOLF PACK BROS AND HOES!
TODAY WE WILL BE USING A SPECIALLY-INVESTED FURFROU WITH CHARGE BEAM. I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS UNIQUE SET BECAUSE "IT JUST WORKS" AND WILL TOTALLY CHANGE THE META OF THE GAME.
THIS IS ALSO MY SET, SO IF ANY OF MY SETS MIRACULOUSLY BECOMES POPULAR, I WILL TAKE ALL OF THE CREDIT BECAUSE I AM A LEECH ON SOCIETY. MAKE SURE TO BUY MY POKE-COLLARS AS WELL! PEACE!
>the meltdown /vp/ will have when a Rapelio variant is revealed to be official
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If Ballio is real I'll cry in joy
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>>26376832
LOLOLOL!!! XD!!!
WOULD BE AN EPIC FAIL FOR VP!!!
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nothing you post is ever real
stop trying so hard