"Dumb", they said.
"Ugly", they said.
"What went wrong?", they said.
"The worst starter ever!", they said.
Well I'll show them. When I grow up, I'm gonna be big and strong. And then, they'll pay.
They'll all pay.HONK
You're going to rape them?
>>26353035
He'll honk em something fierce
pls do not honk here, anon
Is there any way to use this thing?
nope
Switch fodder
I've found limited success with a Defog/U-Turn/Tailwind/Scald set.
It mainly works because nobody expects it to carry defog, and beats a lot of rock setters. Tailwind into U-Turn is just like a shitty Agility/Baton Pass combo, and Scald can burn.
Not great, but it can sorta work.
>Fire/Fighting
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That episode was so adorable
>>26352529
>anymore starters with fighting as a secondary typing
>meet a friend on /vp/
>we become facebook pals
>good guy, interesting experiences and smart and helpful
>hear about sun/moon
>to go fb to message him about upcoming hype
>he deactivated his FB
tfw I will never hear from him again, and will probably think about it the entire time I'm playing S/M
>>26351993
Friends come and go, but your autism will neve leave you.
>>26351993
>frogposter
He's better off without you.
>>26352073
He was also a frogposter
You all played XY and ORAS. When will you stop eating shit?
>>26351679
After ORAS I promised myself I'd never buy a Pokemon game again but now that have a hacked 3DS I have no reason not to try the new games anymore.
>>26351804
Agreed, I will install Sun/Moon. I'm not expecting anything good, though.
>>26351679
I haven't bought a pokémon game since HG. I'll see if SM is worth it if not I just won't buy it.
<3
Don't you want to protect her smile, /vp/?
>>26351573
Not when she tries to beat me up in the alley while wearing that sexy skintight masked outfit.
I dunno. /vp/ is a bit bipolar, and suffers from wild swings between rage, horny, depressed, and nurturing every day.
Rest assured, if she showed up an hour or two ago, she would not have been safe.
>>26351573
Is this cute thread about autism c@s or about the uggo bothering the poor espurr?
holy shit holy shit holy shit they just aired an interview with masuda
at first it was basic but at the end they asked about how many new pokes there will be and he said at least 120 and they will be bringing back older gen pokes like in xy
WE DID IT /vp/
you already posted this shit you nigger
>>26351539
>not even alluding to a source
False and homosexual
Are you the same jerk that rused doduofags last night for no fucking reason?
Calling it now:
>only 50 new pokemon
>postgame is just Battle Maison copypasted
>Solgaleo is pure fire, Lunaala is dragon/flying
>no Zygarde forms but Ash-Greninja gets in as event-only
>starter final evos: Popplio is still pure water, Litten stands up and becomes fire/fighting
>no third legendary, Solgaleo and Lunaala are a duo
>mii integration
>rival picks the starter weak to yours
>elite 4 use no more than 3 pokemon
>no new megas added
>"super megas" introduced, includes super mega charizard, super mega lucario
I just want friend safaris back
0/10
It was shown in the trailer that the rival would pick the weaker starter. Stop announcing shit that was in the trailer autist.
Btw your predictions are shit.
>>26351135
>>rival picks the starter weak to yours
This is already confirmed though
>>26351991
literally why
These Pokémon exist. They happened. They were allowed to happen. Various people had to look at these, and genuinely say "Yes, okay, this looks fine.".
And the worst part? They are never, ever going to go away. Ever. They will permanently stain the Pokédex until the heat death of the universe. There is nothing anyone can do about it. Neither you nor I can do anything to influence any other outcome. It's going to be in many, MANY Pokémon gamea in the future.
And you will have to look at them. You will be forced to look at them, at some point or another, and you will be reminded of them. There is no way to rid yourself of the memory or knowledge. They will be here. Forever.
>>26350037
All the fossil pokemon are well well-designed throughout the generations
>wahhh I don't like a whole series of Pokemon, let me make a thread on /vp/ about it! wahhhh!
>>26350037
dude they're fine chill
This game would be great if it wasn't for the retarded level curve, is there a patch or a fixed rom of this shit
>>26350008
You could edit it yourself, it's not that hard
>>26353525
how
>>26350008
http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum/topic/9284970/
(You need an account to access this part of the forum)
OOMP OOMP OOMP OOMP OOMP
Lumineon's cry is really pretty, even if it does suck in battle
Hard mode: no kricketune
>>26350000
The quads have spoken
This is it guys, the definitive pokeball tier list. Tired of everyone talking shit about timer balls, well they got NUMBER 2 on the tier list
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXaNsOZpDg0
Also a little surprised that dusk ball got so low, what does /vp/ think?
Dang I've been torn between pokeballs for so long, now I finally know which ones to buy
Heal ball master race
quints
Poison now takes neutral damage from Bug
Rock no longer resists Poison
Bug now resists Dark & Fairy
Bug now SE to Fairy
Ice now resists Grass, Water, and Dragon
Ice is now SE to Water
Ice now takes neutral damage from Rock
Grass now resists Rock
Dragon now takes neutral damage from Grass
Did I fix it? Any changes you would make?
Pic unrelated
>>26349452
Get rid of Ice being SE against Water, make Poison SE against Water
Then we are talking
Everything on your list is solid
>>26349452
Rock is nerfed way too much, it's already a pretty shitty type. It has the same problem as ice - very strong offensively but absolutely terrible defensively. And like Ice where most water types learn Ice Beam, most Pokemon can learn Rock Slide and/or Stone Edge.
Ice can be SE to bug. Most bugs can't survive the snow.
ITT: prove you're not a Sinnohsperm
>>26349403
You first.
>>26349403
>Shinnohsperm
At least use the correct lingo, newfriend:
Genwunner
Johtoddler
Hoennbaby
Shinohfetus/Shinnohfucker
Unovabortion
Kalosperm
>>26349403
>posting the worse electabuzz
/vp/ what type combination do you think will be in sun and moon
list at least 3-6
>>26349287
Fire/Light
Normal/Dragon
>>26349302
>>26349312
>list 3-6
>lists only one
Holy shit
Fire/Ghost
Poison/Ground
Water/Electric
Normal/Flying