Archived threads in /vp/ - Pokemon - 8665. page

>>26451688
You don't.

>>26451743
What? Is it broken, or is it full already? It gave me the same message on Thursday.

>>26451688
First sign up on 3ds.pokemon website, then go on the Battle Spot to download the certificate. i've done it yesterday and worked as a charm

>>26451610
Yeah? Well, I would 6-0 him and then ravage his anus.

No he cant, go back home bitch.

>>26451610
i probably could, kid

>walks off

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Daily Reminder BW are tied with XY and HGSS for being the most well received games

>dur gen v is hated everywhere
>dur nobody actually likes gen v XD
>dur gen v was a mistake

>>26451549
Forgot source http://www.metacritic.com/search/all/pokemon/results?sort=score

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Daily Reminder BW2 out performed Platinum, Emerald, and Crystal

>>26451417
Why should you hate any of them?

>>26451417
I hate them all.

>>26451417
I want to dump all of my semen into Miette

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>>26451317
>that Deer

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>>26451317
>that luvdisc evo

I thought the magazine wasn't until later ? And how comes there are so many new Pokemon????? Oh !!!! I love the fish Pokemon already !

Platinum hands down

>>26451268
Don't get BW2 if you haven't played BW1. They're direct sequels.

Get a blowjob from a cheap hooker. It's the most your fatass is ever gonna get anyways.

>>26451206
Short hair and thick eyebrows master race.

>>26451206
Why are you such a massive fucking faggot?

>>26451206
>Short hair
Are you a faggot by any chance?

Wood type darkrai?

>>26451114
Is this evangelion?

>>26451114
i hate how they wasted suicune in such a minor role

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>It's not very effective...

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>HIT TO KEY

>It's critically ineffective

To recapture experiment #626.

There won't be a villain team.

>>26450880
Blot out the sun
And vice versa

Also it could have something to do with robots as the legendaries look awfully robotic. Maybe these will be our first artificial legendaries.

Maybe sungaleo is like one of those signal dishes they use in astrology and the other legendary could be a space satelite. Both sending signals to each other. You know what I mean?

>>26450689
No he is Will

>>26450689
idk, but I'd still tap it

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Is Will Edgeworth?

yes, that was when i was getting back into pokemon after my
>pokemon is gay and for nerds
phase. still love advanced battle's theme the most

>>26450670
Primal Pikachu?

>>26450687
That could be cool. They should give Pikachu a bunch of different items that change it's form and actually make it useful in battle / in game. It is supposed to be the mascot after all.

I waited 3000 years for a design this bland

just

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I want to help ChickenAlolaLuna-chan train her first Pokemon!

>>26450339
They already have anon :(

From the immensely popular game franchise, Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire are obviously attempting to replicate the success of 2011's Black and White, which took a well-known brand with no special narrative and crafted a beautiful story around it. Unfortunately, it cannot duplicate that formula very well, and despite fleeting moments of entertainment, Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire come across as a playing experience that doesn’t have much to offer – even for kids.

It lacks the creative vision of Pokémon Platinum, and the artistic confidence of the stridently gonzo Pokémon Black 2 and White 2; Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire are above and beyond in only one way-- mediocrity.
Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire are a superficially amiable ball of fluff.

It's a product only a marketing division could love, as a simple time-waster is blown up into a too-long-for-its-own-good, too-jejune kid's game full of juvenile writing, an amateurish soundtrack and cheap enjoyment.

All in all, I give this "app"(I refuse to call it a video game) a 2/10.

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>>26450352
Just kill yourself

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>Tfw already upgraded

>>26450297
If that so I'll just get the special edition one for the new games.

It's a JRPG, who cares.
It'd just show how Jewish we all knew they were.