Just found her while completing my dex.. Dubs names her
>>26679079
release it
DICKS
>>26679079
Fagballs
>The year was 2003
>I received Pokémon Sapphire and a GBA for my 6th birthday
>I started to play the game to death
>Why is the Professor called Professor Birch when he should be called Professor Bitch?
>Why does the male character have white hair at 10 years old?
>Oh whatever
>I chose Mudkip because I liek Mukipz
>I then caught Ralts and evolved into Gardevoir
>Gardevoir was so sexy she game me a boner and made me cum at the age of 6
>Some dorky teenager comes by and asks me what I'm playing
>Me: I'm playing Pokémon Sapphire
>Teen: Dammit! The new Pokémon suck, play Red, Blue, and Yellow, the original 151 are da best!
>Me: Why do new Pokémon suck?
>Teen: Because they are unoriginal, stupid, ugly, look like Digimon, and they are running out of ideas!
>Me: There were some unoriginal Pokémon back then too like Jynx, Muk, Magnemite, and Voltorb
>Teen: At least they looked simple, I grew up with them, and they look like Pokémon!
>Me: What determines what a Pokémon looks like?
>Teen: They need to look like the original 151!
>Me: They improved the games with better graphics, sound, EVs/IVs, Running Shoes, natures, abilities, and more content like the Battle Tower
>Teen: They don't need all those gimmicks! Red, Blue, and Yellow were perfect as they were!
>Teen: Also they got rid of Misty in the show, no Pokémon will beat Charizard, Mewtwo is a better legendary than that dorky red lizard and derpy blue whale on Ruby and Sapphire! And my childhood was better than yours!
>Me: Nostalgia goggles much?
>Teen: IT'S NOT NOSTALGIA! IT'S A FACT!
>Genwunner goes on a rage and goes on a shooting spree in my elementary school
>He kills a lot of kids
>The FBI takes the genwunner and crucifies him
>Then I said,"Genwunners will never learn."
>I continue to play Sapphire to death
>>26679044
>not playing Emerald
Dropped.
>>26679044
What reaction am i supossed to get out of this?
>>26679044
>picking Mudkip
>when there are shitloads of other Water types in the game
>Mega-Dragonite
>has to hold the item Dragoniteite to evolve
bravo game freak
>>26678995
>Implying it won't be Dragonite
>>26678995
A problem only some languages have, no biggie
>>26678999
>implying they won't get rid of all mega stones in favor of new jewels, which will trigger normal mga evolution without the stones?
I had a whole post ready to go, then my browser crashed, so here's a condensed version.
Unpopular opinions
•I've never played a Pokemon game from beginning to end more than twice. I hate having to catch and train the same 'mons against the same trainers.
•I don't care if Sun/Moon is 6.5 or 7. I don't even know what that means, or why it matters.
•Gen 2 was my favorite Pokémon game because I could catch most of my favorites during game play.
•I hate after e4 stuff. The E4 is this big, looming threat mentioned throughout the game, and when you get to it you have to prove yourself to win. The after game stuff is only fun, and that's why I don't like it. You look forward to it because it's fun, not because it's some final place to show how far you've come. The only exception is Gen 2 when you fight Red, and while I don't wish that every game had a similar encounter, I wish there was a final showdown like that that truly ends the game.
•I've never done IV or EV training. I just want to play my 'mons.
•I wish the game had a soft-reset option, where all the trainers and gym leaders turn 'on'. Basically I want to start from the beginning with my 6 favorite 'mons and see how they stack against the entire game. 10/10 infinitely increases replay value.
•Speaking of favorite teams, I hate seeing competitive play and being forced to conform to specific meta strats. I honestly just care about using my favorite 'mons. I don't care if I lose, I just want to be allowed to play the Pokémon I like to see used.My favorite Pokémon team would be some combination of Cradily, Lanturn, Masquerain, Chimecho, Wishcash, Chandelure, Feraligatr, Azumaril, Macargo, and Cacturne.I really hate Thunderbolt.
>>26678969
>I wish the game had a soft-reset option, where all the trainers and gym leaders turn 'on'
I've wanted this for years so I can "play" through the game without restarting with different mons.
I mean, vs seeker and gym leader re-challenge is great since why not just restart the game if you want to do that, but those features are put in and taken out randomly.
>>26679000
Nice trips, and I want this more than anything. That would be the real Pokémon experience.
Unfortunately, my top 3 pics for a starter I can't put in an emulater. They're just too bad for a gen 3 start.
>Chimecho - Wrap
>Lileep - Constrict
>Surskit - y tho
>>26678969
more like bleach
I know this is long shot, but would anyone happen to have any extra Oddish left over from breeding? Doesn't need to have perfect IVs just 31s in the stats in utilizes, and I don't really care about nature. I can offer up a Glaceon with perfect IVs and EVs in return.
>>26678859
I think I have a Vileplume with good IVs I used once, if that'll do
>>26678894
That would be nice, but I prefer to get one starting at Level 1. Idk I just prefer that way so I can get the satisfaction of raising it myself I guess.
>>26678925
I could just go breed one with my Vileplume if you're alright with waiting
It's entirely possible for GF to patch XY and ORAS to allow trading with SuMo, right? Would they actually force you to use Pokebank to send Pokemon over despite them being on the same system?
>>26678804
>It's entirely possible for GF to patch XY and ORAS to allow trading with SuMo, right?
most likely
>Would they actually force you to use Pokebank to send Pokemon over despite them being on the same system?
yes
The games are shittily programmed
they won't patch anything except bugs, I heard if they tried the patch would be massive due to the way the game data is laid out
>>26678804
>Is it possible?
yes.
>Will GF do something rational?
Fuck that noise!
Also, obligatory SuMo Rabble rabble rabble
I know there have been many contenders in the past for most forgettable pokemon ever, But this one takes the cake. I couldn't believe this was actually one when I saw it.
>>26678780
>>26678780
Is it an eel or a hagfish
Wally is a male boy!
>>26678777
>!
kys
>>26678777
You fucking know he isn't. He is the most female boy I have ever seen. I'm not even gay and I feel the need to break in that boypussy.
>>26678868
>im not even gay
It's not real. It's not fair.
I'm surprised it's not considering it looks like shit just like Glaceon.
>>26678771
>being attracted to a fucking dog
kill yourself you mental ill furfag
>>26678771
I would hope a ghost Eevee has bone plating and a faux-bedsheet
Will SM take place 20 years after the original games?
This would also go along with the whole Shauna Mom theory that was going around
>>26678702
No it wouldn't. XY take place close to about 10 years after the originals. Shauna wouldn't even be 30. They wouldn't make her a teen mom with kid that is at least 12 at the time of Sun and Moon.
>>26678736
XY take place 6 years after the originals, Shauna is 17 in XY if SM took place 20 years after the originals that would also mean it takes place 14 years after XY making Shauna 31. That is old enough to have 10-12 year old kid depending on what age she got pregnant
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>>26678164
Your Tyrogue is ready, gonna start working on Cranidos now!
>>26678043
>>26678087
Still need a Pancham. Second is what I can trade right now.
Still giving away Adamant Love Ball Dratini with 4 EM, including E-Speed.
>top-tier design
>total shitmon
why is this allowed?;_;
Idk why they gave it such shitty speed it could have had an easy +20 boost
There are no shitty pokemon
Only shitty trainers
>>26678158
saw that on reddit too
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>>26670706
current champ: NEW CHAMP
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Chimecho
keldeo with only hp dragon
Gen 6 is going to force the Synchro/friendship bond down your throat, and its going to be specifically with your Starter Pokemon. Have fun being forced to carry and care for it throughout the entire game.
>>26677936
>Gen 6
I actually wouldn't mind the starter mon having a little extra personality to it and being an actual character in the story. Make its "arc" end after the final gym or the final encounter with Team ______ then make it boxable
There were theories going around some couple days ago about Rotomdex having a Mon-to-Human translation feature so I'd actually be happy with pokemon having roles in the story too
>>26677936
>Gen 6
ITT: Pokemon you forgot existed
>>26677910
pretty much every pokemon from gen2
>>26677910
>>26678006
>>26678067
I don't understand how anyone can say Gen 2 had the best Pokémon.