ITT Post a Pokemon that weighs the same as you.
>>26725824
Fuck off fetus
Hey guys I help translate the Pokemon games into English. I figured I'd leak what will be shown tomorrow for you all :)
-Synchro Evolution is indeed a thing and the starters will all get one. It is very much like Mega Evolution except when activated you can see through the eyes of your starter
-Starters final typings are Grass/Flying, Fire/Ghost & Water/Fairy
-Four additional pokemon are revealed including the recently revealed Dog & Koala
That's all guys :)
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
>ITT: I was just pretending to know what I don't know.
>>26725579
>>26725586
>>26725568
ITT: Fucking weird fanart
>>26725450
WHY IS EVERYTHING SLANTED HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN
>>26725542
>sexy
ITT: Shit we still can't get over
>>26725323
I don't get it
>>26725340
I have a very serious problem. I'm fucking crying because of how stupid I am.
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".
So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.
A shiny pidgey. Holy shit. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny Pokemon have less than a 1/1,000 chance of appearing; 1/8192 to be exact.). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny Pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny Pidgey, gone forever.
I start screaming every obscenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.
What have I done? I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me, /vp/.
>>26725363
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
What is the best Pokemon OST and why is it a four way tie between gen 4 and 3 games?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqBaDX33Eew
https://youtu.be/6vQ71voOb-Q
Dunno op
It's gen 5 silly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqaI_pZwubw
>>26725227
>Gen 3
Fuck no. Fuck you. Shit taste.
Best are gen 4, with gen 5 being a close second.
The great debate.
>>26725043
Totodile.
Totodile is the best starter overall.
Cyndaquil starts off great, and Quilava is top tier, but then it all falls apart with Shitphlosion.
>>26725059
you're right
>>26725056
>zyagrde's forms aren't anime exclusive anymore
now it's their turn, r-right?
>>26724955
I hope so.
>>26724955
You post this every few days.
>>26724992
s-sorry
So how excited are you guys?
>>26724838
>Ballio was already debunked
Sorry, anon
>>26724852
How and when? I didn't want it to be real anyways, so this is a relief.
>>26724852
lol
Misty <3.
yes indeed.
>>26724501
Never reply to me again.
Pokégirls are sluts.
Ballio and friends where confirmed fake here:
>>26670811
I found these guys on Deviantart here:
http://devildman.deviantart.com/art/Litten-Final-Evolution-615011190
and here:
http://devildman.deviantart.com/art/FKMN-Rowlet-Evolution-2-614602142
This guy happens to know the real artist behind the fake but mentioned it is up to them to reveal it if they want... Anyways now onto the whole Roothoot thing... Those in Denial and those for Roothoot both win in this situation... Let me start with a bit of backstory behind the whole Roothoot thing... It appeared out of nowhere and a bunch of people assumed it was starters so /vp/ was divided among those who believed in it and didn't... These where not the starters. They look way to weird to be starters. This does not mean it is fake though... Roothoot happens to look extremely similar to Rowlet. Also since Alola is based on Hawaii it makes sense to get a dolphin (especially since we got a koala which is a Pokémon a lot of people wanted) and Finpip (As people call it) may be a 1-3 line dolphin Pokémon roaming around the Alola seas... What about Cubble? I could easily see it being the first stage of a sabretooth tiger fossil Pokémon
I for one am shocked.
These are pretty obviously a retrace. They aren't even in the same style as the pics. The colors aren't even the same. Ignoring the circumstantial but farfetched stuff like all the Japanese and only having the one shot. Not to say these are real but it's pretty obvious this guy is just falseflagging. Won't be the first time, and won't even be the first time for leaks that were actually fake, or in other words someone faking that they made a fake.
>>26724317
> This guy happens to know the real artist behind the fake but mentioned it is up to them to reveal it if they want
Okay, he said nothing. So he's lying.
So Iwanko and Nekkoala's english names are guaranteed. Think we'll get anything else?
>>26724112
Live gameplay.
Grass/Ground Roothoot reveal
>>26724122
Literally kill yourself
What Pokemon are on your current team?
I'm playing through HeartGold and mine are currently:
-Growlithe
-Kadabra
-Gastly
-Togepi
-Bellsprout
-Croconaw
I'm about to enter the Ecruteak City gym right now for the second time.
>mfw the faggot spammed shadow ball and ohko'ed all mine
Gonna go for the victory road after a long hiatus in OR
>Sceptile
>Sandslash
>Masquerain
>Mightiena
>Grumpig
>Ninetails
Tried to use mons i dont normally use, except for sandslash, because he is the best
Nuzlocking Emerald
>Spinda
>Numel
That's it until I beat Norman. Flannery really beat me down and then I lost a couple trying to grind them up to make the team
Alpha sapphire run
>Sceptile
>Ninjask
>Magcargo
>Altaria
>Magnezone
>Tentacruel
R8 or H8
Gym Leader thread, fill it in, get rated, etc.
Also included (next post) is an image to roll for a team theme, had a good time with it last time.
Ground is the best type.
>>26724049
I have several I already made.
>Alazakam starts the gen in UU
>Mega Alakazam gets moved to BL
>Alakazam rises to OU through usage
>Megas get split from the base forms, Mega Alakazam stays OU while regular Alakazam drops to UU
>Alakazam gets banned from UU because Life Orb too stronk
JUST
>smogon relevant
>>26723908
>being an idiot
>>26723914
>smogon
>relevant
A spinoff game is coming for pc
thank god it's in jail, it needs to stay there
>>26723803
That looks so intensely official, I can hardly wait for it to be legitimately distributed out of the boot of a shifty man's lorry.
>>26723803
>Pokemon game
>Anime character
???