I hope this guy would get Agility on it's movepool. SubPetaya would be scary as Berserk would give it a Nasty Plot-equivalent boost on it's special attacks.
>>26932733
That's a cool thought
>Bulky dragon
>Berserk
>Agility/Dragon Dance
>Roost
It this thing has good stats people better beware. I really hope it has an evolution it feels like half of gen 6 aka incomplete even though the design is awesome.
>>26932733
Depending on the stats this thing might be really really threatening. I can see bulky sets with weakness policy, sub/sitrus, and so on. I hope he gets a good movepool because normal/dragon offers somewhat shitty coverage, but it's a dragon we're talking about, he'll have at least a fire type move.
>It's the year 2046
>Am old now
>Been out of the loop with Pokemon for quite a while, I mean, I was busy, lot of shit went down, Trump the Evil Cuck King caused the collapse of the USA and the Fourth World War and the European Empire had to liberate it from the filthy nazifascists who took it over and turn it into a radioactive dumpster
>Whatever, I'm digressing
>Decide I need to catch up for the sake of nostalgia and curiosity, visit /vp/ on ye olde 4chan once again
>Incidentally, the 25th generation of pokemon has ben just announced, Pokemon Cardboard and Pokemon Polystyrene are set to release in 6 months
>Gamefreak has revealed the pair of box legendaries
>They're based around the concept of heat and absence of heat
>Neat, can't believe it took so long for them to get around this one, specially since they did stuff like feces and piss, Pewdiepie and Markiplier, boogers and snot, Laurel and Hardy first (Gen #8, #11, #16 and #18 respectively)
>Their design suck ass, as usual
>Look up their types
>Heat legendary is Steel/Grass, absence of heat one is Flying/Ground
>Double weaknesses to fire and ice respectively
>Start zozzling in real life, this shit can't be real
>Make a thread to have some fun about it
>Within 12 seconds of posting the OP, hundreds of angry hateful posts start swarming my thread, calling me a retard for not getting it, for criticizing Gamefreak, some linking unrelated scientific articles that speak about how the metals have properties of transmitting heat and plants absorb the sunlight, which is hot, so it must make totally sense, and how both the air and the ground can be chilly so it's totally understandable
>>26932717
same
>OP is a progressive retard
>he is also a faggot
Checks out.
Smokescreen Everyday
>not Haze
DELETE THIS
I hate when grampas try to be "hip"
>>26932854
are you kidding?
Dramps is the literal magic dragon stoners talk about when they are in there drug high.
Anyone have high res. of this pic or of any of the new screenshots?
The only ones posted on their site so far are small sizes
>>26932725
but they only posted low res. maps on the sites and people managed to make them high res. somehow
>>26932682
like this?
Right, it's become readily apparent that /vp/ has some of the most dog shit taste in Pokemon designs on the entire internet, so it's time we lay out the facts.
Gen 1 has, by far, the best designed Pokemon of any Gen. Period.
This is not up for debate either.
The one and only Pokemon that looks shit is Jynx.
After that, things become slightly more debatable.
I'd personally rate Gen 6 next. Gen 6 has a tiny dex, 95% of that dex is stellar. The only one I can say I truly dislike from Gen 6 is the Spritzee line.
Gen 5 is by far the worst no matter which way you look at it.
Ratio between good and bad? Gen 5 has like 10% of its dex that are good and the remaining 90% are just utter shit.
Good pokemon from Gen 5 -
Volcarona
Crustle
Reuniclus
Haxorus
Shit pokemon that people somehow try to pretend are good -
Hydreigon
Krookodile
As for the other 3 gens, I don't know where they fall and I don't care tbqhwy.
>inb4 triggered gen 5 apologists shit the bed as usual
tl;dr but "gen 1 has the best designs" is enough for anyone to affirm thatyou have shit taste
>>26932651
who ever made that should die. The recoloring and the AA-lines make them look like some shit mobile pokemon rip off game!
>>26932651
Geodude is a rock with arms
Grimer and Muk are just sludge and you calling Jinx bad
It's that time again.
We next gen yo
It's like going from Red and Blue to Gold and Silver.
>>26932614
If I hadn't looked at anything pokemon in 5 years, and you told me "on the right is the newest, generation 7 game. The left is gen 4" i'd believe you.
#Progress
>>26932661
>left is gen 4
So which of these new pokemon you like the most? My vote goes for the lizard
>>26932584
god fucking damn they're all so shitty
>>26932584
Meh, the bird is cool at least.
It's a shame the one on the far right won't turn into some awesome leafy seadragon monster.
Skrelp
Pokemon fans in a nutshell
>Get decent but safe designs like Ruffrock, Pikipek and Grubbin
"Oh man this is the best gen ever!"
>Get interesting and different designs like Tapu Koko, Bruxish and Drampa
"Oh man this gen is literally the death of Pokemon"
I love how Pokemon fans claim they want change, but really all they want is bland Pokemon and the same shit they've gotten time and time again.
Do you also think diarhea is interesting?
>Ruffrock
Who?
>>26932529
People really do seem to love the
>its an animal but slightly different!
designs
Tbh I like the dog and the bird, I do tend to like the common animal based designs but I like the weird ones we've gotten so far too.
I think almost all of this gen looks great so far, shame about Pooplio though.
>Levitate
>>26932504
Levitate is fine, but I'd like to see something better as its HA.
>inb4 pattern autists
>>26932504
>redditbob
>>26932512
I hope they make a Tough Claws equivalent, but for special moves and let it be its special ability.
In german his name is Sen-Long (senior + shenglong), why is Drampa so lame?
>>26932479
Literally Dragon grandpa
Get off my lawn
>>26932479
Fuck you.
>>26932479
You're lame, fuck you !
Which Pokémon would benefit the most from having all of their abilities at once?
>>26932461
clefable
Delibird
bronzong
Just yesterday I hated bruxish but now I like him because of how smug he is
>he
Bruxish is fem.ale only
>>26932383
>he
if you had to choose one pokemon that you would become for the rest of your life. what would it be. pic related.
Quagsire is a bro. Definitely a great choice.
>>26932331
This guy, so I can transform into ladies and hand out in women's locker rooms all day
Why is this great ability only on shitmons?
Because it would be too good on anything decent
Because competitivefags are cancer.
At least that makes them good in randbats