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I am so fucking pissed right now guys
>From Kalos
>On vacation in Unova
>Shopping Mall Nine was fantastic
>Looking for directions to Castelia
>See this guy on a motorcycle
>worried he might not understand my very thick Kalos accent
>if people not familiar with the accent of Kalos don't listen very carefully, they completely misunderstand what the person was saying and usually gets twisted into a whole different sentence
>Ask him for directions and points of interests
>says he understands me, he's got family up in Kalos and that's where he learned many of his romance techniques
>thankArceus.jpg
>Suddenly this one girl comes along
>introduce myself as Vicky
>say "Good day, is it not? How would you describe the Floccesy Farm?"
>she gets pissed
>she suddenly whips out her Hydreigon and challenges me to a battle
>know that the unspoken worldwide rule is that once someone challenges you, you can't back down
>toss out my Swirlix since she's the only mon I have
>we're not too experienced in battle since we're more travelers than trainers
>her Hydreigon demolishes my baby girl
>pick her up and start panicking, in a state of a panic attack and start running to find the nearest Pokemon Center
>bawl knowing I put my Swirlix in danger and her injures are my fault for not training with her
>Get a plane ticket to Kalos ASAP as soon as she's in recovery
>nevercomingback.jpg
>Even if that girl thought I was flirting with the guy on the bike, she has no chance anyways
>saw him checking out a male backpacker before I started asking for directions
Unovans are complete savages.

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How to fix the ghost type
>ghost pokemon are now immune to all physical attacks

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Ive been thinking about getting a new tattoo thats pokemon related and wanted to see if anyone on /vp/ has any.

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>Literally one of the best plants that could serve as a base for a pokémon design.
>They went the Rareware route and just stuck googly eyes onto it.
>Utterly woebegone stats.

This thing better evolve.

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ITT: post your favorite unevolved pokemons. please respond i am lonely!

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In order to pander to /vp/, Gen I's place in the franchise is replaced with Gen V, except for Pikachu. What happens and how do you react?

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For some weird reason, the vast majority of Pokémon that get Levitate don't get Hidden Abilities, even if their pre-evolved forms had one (Trapinch losing Sheer Force, for example). Assuming GF fixed this in Gen VII and added Hidden Abilities for them like how they changed or added Hidden Abilities to certain Pokémon in Gen VI, what would you give who?

Personally, I'd give pic related and Vibrava Tinted Lens or Sand Stream, if they didn't just keep Sheer Force from Trapinch.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10671832/r

Which gen introduced the best new Pokémon?

inb4 sacred cow Gen 5 wins despite, or even because of, shitboar and shitmonkeys

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>Fairy types
>the girly type
>resists things that girls are weak to
>girls are scared of bugs and the dark
>girls are weak to domestic abuse (fighting)
>girls are weak to large draconic sex toys

How do any of the fairy matchups make sense?

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Because we obviously haven't had enough of them yet

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So does this mean Niantec is banned from VP?

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>Ice-types now take the double of damage from BRN/Burn status.

How does this change the meta?

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is this the golden age of pokemon design?

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Hey/vp/

First off I am going to be using Pkhex to generate the WORST team imaginable with the worst Abilities and giving 0 IVs and 0Evs.

I will also be removing any benefits such as money and items I get off the bat. Starting out with literally nothing.

So here's where your expertise cones in..

I want the worst team to do a run with.

Worst in HP:
Shedninja 1hp/90atk/45 defense/30spatk/spdef30/speed 40

Diglett 10hp/atk 55/def 25/spatk 35/spdef 45/speed 90

Worst in Attack:
Happiny 100hp/5atk/5 def/15 spatk/ 65 spdef/ 30 speed

Magikarp 20hp/10atk/55def/15spatk/20spdef/80speed

Worst In Defense:

Abra 25hp/20 atk/ 15def/ 105 spatk/ 55 spdef/ 90speed

Worst in SpAtk:

Feebas 20hp/15atk/20def/10spdef/ 55 spedef/ 80 speed

Worst in Special Defense:

Weedle 40hp/35atk/30def/20spatk/20spdef/50 speed

Worst in Speed:
Munchlax 135hp/85atk/40def/40 spatk/85spdef/5 speed

Remember: All pokemon chosen will be under Nuzlocke rules, lvl 1, 0ivs 0evs, worst ability like truant, defeatist, or slow start. If you know others let me know. If there's items that handicap let me know also. :) I want to make this the hardest no exp share run ever. And see how far I get.

So what team do you suggest? And yes, they will NOT be allowed to evolve.