Can someone please make a pokemon go copypasta, so I can get internet points.
Why don't you make one
>>27121685
go fuck yourself you piece of shit
Normally i would've told you you should've posted this in one of the many existing GOthreads, but i wouldn't want this retarded post anywhere at all
Just fuck off, that's all
What would be your reaction if when visiting home your Pikachu doll looked different? A little big spookier maybe
When will edgy kids start wirting creepypastas about pokemon go?
>>27121647
>playing Pokemon Go
>checking out the river to look for water types
>find a dead body
>the end
>>27121647
>"Suddenly, the Pikachu was real! And bloody! With bulging eyes! And a gun!"
Yeah, no.
>there isnt any mimikkyu porn yet
All fairy types deserve the porn treatment
just take any pikachu porn and turn the lightness and saturation down
Give it another hour max
You guys suck at Pokèmon desu... I bet you don't even have an Abra yet. This is my team currently btw. Get BTFO noobs
>>27121479
(You)
gtfo casual
>>27121479
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A BOARD FOR POKEMONGOFAGS THEY SO FUCKING OBNOXIOUS
>>27121502
Get the fuck out then faggot genwunner normie.
This GOflood sucks, but i don't much like people making new threads just to say "fuck off GOfags" and all
post this sort of stuff in needless GOthreads like "look what i just found" and similar shit
>>27121468
Chizuru, go cook some fried shrimp and shut up.
There are 2 bits with Rockruff text.
>>27121459
Been wondering about this myself. Synchro hints?
>>27121459
There are 3 bits. You cut one of them off.
>>27121459
It says they used literally my mom's dog while designing it
Does anyone know what Disguise does yet?
>>27121448
Automatic substitute upon entering
>>27121494
That's bullshit, but I believe it.
>>27121494
Damn, that's brilliant. Is that actually what it does?
Ash's Alola MVP
if ash gets near this monster he is going to be hugged to pieces you fool
terror has a name and it's fluffy bear
>>27121368
which is why its going to be James'
Literally just a fucking bear.
it's a pretty good typing
>>27121264
>it's my two favorite types combined
>it's cute
>probably viable
If I had a dick, it'd be so hard right now.
>Lunala didn't get this typing but Pikachu No.13 did
>>27121298
girls are not allowed to enjoy pokémon
Who /TeamValor/ here?
>A rubber chicken
God damn Moltres is a shitty looking pokemon
>>27121260
congratulations for choosing the second worst bird
I chose instinct because my 2 friends chose it but now I see that nobody even chose it.
You're screwed for not deleting Pokemon GO and saving space on your phone for porn
Best players choose Instinct. Mystic and Valor are the "safe" teams for pussies.
>>27121250
>I chose instinct because my 2 friends chose it
then you picked the right team man
I picked mystic because my fav pokémon game in gen 1 was blue and I always picked the blue-ish games in the following generations
What's your favorite song on 2BA Master?
For me it's Double Trouble
Double Trouble was the shit
The other good one wasthat one where Misty loves Ash :3
Viridian City
>>27121278
Mistys Song makes me cri errytime
A Public Service Announcement
https://twitter.com/NSWJustice/status/752747359222714368
Bitter old farts who can't have fun. nothing new.
>>27121209
It's not irrational of them at all.
Who wants a fat sweaty faggot running in just to catch a fucking mankey?
Hell, companies should be allowed to be removed from the stop list.
>not allowed to walk freely
Terrorists win again. Thanks Obama.
It's July and there hasn't been any mention of Gyms existing in Alola yet.
For context we knew about Viola, Grant and Clemont this time during the X/Y pre-release.
No reason to believe there won't be gyms though. But we're on /vp/ and some of the least intelligent people on this site post here, and no doubt will post in this very thread.
>>27121085
Great, another straw for the Chineseleakfags to grasp
>>27121208
It could be fun if there was something new going on.
>What country has this game been released in?
Officially: Australia, New Zealand, and the USA
>Is anyone else having trouble with x?
Yes. Servers have been fucking up forever. If you have an issue, it's likely a server issue or a bug not unique to you.
>When will the game be released in my country?
What are we, from the future? We don't know.
>It says that the app is incompatible with my devices! What gives?
This is a region lock and it is very probable that your device IS in fact compatible with Pokemon GO. Install the app to find out! Directions are below.
>If I live outside of Australia and the USA, can I download this game for Android?
Sure! Keep reading for directions.
>How do I download the game?
Go to http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/
You will need a file manager on your phone. Get a file manager in the Google Play store
>My town/city doesn't have many Pokestops!
Go to Google Maps and start adding (real) landmarks. Updates are weekly.
ToTT: What makes you enjoy this game? What do you think of the current new Pokemon?
OLD THREAD: >>27114720
First for luring qts into rape.
>>27121073
Second for Mystic
Is there a meta for this game yet? Do monster stats or moves even matter? Or is it quite literally get whatever pokemon you think looks the coolest.