Archived threads in /vp/ - Pokemon - 7817. page

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We're baaaack.
Last time
>got a pig that loves weed
>got a rat that loved weed (rip)
>got a dog that hates weed
>got a cat. It's a cat.
>monkey made of weed
>beat a gym
>sparky ponyta
>heartbat

And just caught this guy. Evens decide name

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They were really bad a drawing Dawn's feet

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Where can I go to train before the Elite Four? I know I can easily train Torterra, Garchomp, and Octillery in the Victory Road, but the other 3 I am having trouble.

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French people are very hyped about Pokémon ...

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I'm going to get this out of the way first: I really love the game itself. I've had a blast going on walks through my park, both alone and with friends. Being able to connect with total strangers over Pokemon feels magical, and the thrill of catching 'mons is more and more exhilarating with every Pokedex entry.

But I'm not talking about the game. I'm talking about the app itself.

It fucking sucks.

Pokemon Go was announced around September in 2015, but it was surely in development beforehand. For a game that's been in development for quite awhile and is nearly a clone of the developer's previous game, Ingress, this game is horribly buggy and broken. I know this, and you know this as well.

These aren't normal bugs or glitches, these are gamebreaking. Minor bugs may be slightly annoying like Pokespots refusing to budge and give you nothing, but major bugs plague this app like a fucking corpse infected with the Black Plague. Ever found an incredibly rare Pokemon and had the game freeze when you threw a Pokeball, destroying your chances of catching it as you hastily reboot? I have. Ever launched the game and your player spawn in an endless ocean or get stuck in a permanent load time for the map, forcing you to eventually restart your app? I have. Ever sat there at the loading screen and watched as Gyarados mocked you right to your face, watching you marinate in your frustration? I have. Ever painstakingly waged war against a gym, fighting tooth and nail to whittle the enemy's Pokemon down to 1 HP, only to find that the health bar is glitched and winning is impossible? I have.

It's unacceptable. It feels like this app was developed by an amalgamation of Bethesda and Obsidian's hate baby. The only reason any of us put up with it is that it's wearing the skin of a highly beloved franchise near and dear to our hearts. If this game was not a Pokemon game, nobody would put up with this.

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Reminder that Bonnie is best girl with best feet.

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Sum up the last six years of /vp/ with one image.

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Today is /vp/'s birthday.

Post some of the best/worst moments of /vp/'s history in this thread.

pic related

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>last couple of days
>every time I try to catch a Pokemon it freezes

FIX YOUR FUCKING SERVERS OR IM NOT BUYING SUN AND MOON

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Alright, I am spoofing, but have a question.

Is anyone else, that spoofs, getting crashes? I can open the app sometimes, but every single time I load a battle or my pokemon list (or shop), the whole app crashes.

I can access it on my phone though, so it isn't a type of ban. Any ideas?

(and before anyone shits on me for spoofing, I kinda have to. I live so far from anything, and have no car, that I just can't play the game otherwise. Nothing is within walking/biking distance and I'm poor.)

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Be careful out there, there is this harmful tumblr post running around.
Do not do what is described there. You might die from gang violence!!!

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This is a thread about Pokémon

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Friendly reminder that today is /vp/'s birthday

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>companions since they were both kids
>grew up/evolved together
>bond is strong enough to mega evolve

How much dog dick do you think Korrina takes?