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/vp/ what did they mean by this?
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slow poke
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>>27198519
Pokemon GO get a room
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Will this be the comfiest region yet?
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>>27198453
We don't know yet.
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>>27198453
Looks comfy but I don't trust this whole 4 places thing, might feel too small/too theme parky.
Also can't really see the token HUGE city here and that's kinda gay.
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>>27198453
No
I've got your leaks right here.Your hometown is Sheeto Town. The game starts with you having sex with your mother who is also your sister because you're a degenerate tard from that irredeemable region Kanto. Disgusting.
And don't think you can get off to it, because the player character has a micropenis if you play as a boy and a disgusting ham sandwich vag if you play as a girl. Your mother's vag is a gaping hole bigger than the one on Shedinja's back. She also really doesn't seem quite aroused with the situation, basically just gurgling until it's over. Whether or not it's rape, I have no idea, it seems open to interpretation. Meowth watches in horror the entire time.
You know all that happy-happy crap you saw in the trailers? It's all fake. The people treat you like garbage, because you are garbage.
The minute you step out of your house you get stabbed by a True Alolan who shouts "KANTS GO HOME, YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE".
Hau is a huge dick, with a huge dick. He shows it to you, then mocks your tiny little baby penis/huge disgusting meat flaps. This goes on for five minutes.
Lillie is a slut but she's not desperate enough to get with you. She gets double teamed by Hau and Kukui while you watch. Then halfway through Hala sticks his old man dick in your ass. Another ten minutes of this.
Hala shows you the starters and Tapu Koko, then proceeds to give Tapu Koko to Hau right in front of you while you stand there crying. Then someone kicks you to the ground.
Hau picks his starter, then Hala decides which one he's going to fuck, then Kukui tosses you the Pokeball of the starter that's left. This is randomized.
You set off to the next town after that. It's called Takapui Village.
Unfortunately, I am unable to say what happened next, as I was too accosted by the developers presenting their disgusting naked bodies to me and telling me to shit on them that I couldn't play anymore.
Attached is proof that this is real
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This is the most reddit thread I've seen all day
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>>27198360
I never knew I wanted this. Thanks for the leaks OP. btw is the Popp tranny real
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>>27198360
kill yourself faggot
>First it comes with a B3 Alola Region Map Poster, an eBook coupon to allow for you to get the digital version of the guide, and even more noteworthy, is a special Serial Code for Pokémon Sun & Moon.
>This Serial Code will give you access to a special new item for Pokémon Sun & Moon.
Predictions guys?I'm gonna get pissed if this is another BS ball or Arceus bullshit item legendary
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>>27198355
It's200 Alola Coconut Juice, a full heal clone
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400 mega potions
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>>27198355
If this new item is exclusive to this set, I'll be pissed. Especially if we don't get some equal way of getting it.
I'm surprised this new item doesn't come with the dual pack on amazon.
If the item is something you can get in the main game, but this gives you instant access plus 100-200 of it, then I don't care
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Sun and Moon leaks! 2016-07-16 12:45:50 Post No.27198238
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Hello gentlemen, I've got all the dirt you want on Pokemon Sun and Moon! My English is pretty good, by the way.
There are a net 50 new Pokemon! "NET 50?" I hear you say. "What the hell does that mean?!" Well, Gamefreak is retiring some of the less-popular Pokemon like Farfetch'd and hoping that nobody notices.
Most of the unrevealed new Pokemon are a jumbled assortment of cats, dogs, bears, and maybe another lizard or two.
There are 20 new Megas and none of them are Mega Flygon. In fact, due to an irreparable glitch, Flygon cannot even participate in battles involving at least one Mega in any way.
You can only use Synchro attacks three times a day. If you alter your 3DS's internal clock, Synchro glitches out and resets to zero uses.
Rowlet evolves into a pretty chubby owl with moss around its neck and loses its Flying type. Litten evolves into a bipedal Fire / Fighting type with six fingers on each hand. Popplio evolves into a mermaid and automatically has its gender changed to female upon reaching its final evolution.
More in the next post!
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>>27198238
HMs return in a BIG way. So far I've used Cut, Rock Smash, Rock Climb, Flash, Defog, Surf, Waterfall, Whirlpool, and Dive.
Gyms are gone and replaced with Lilly escort missions. She's very prone to complaining and stopping to rest.
It turns out the fourth island containing Lunala and Solgaleo is an illusion created by the evil team. You never actually visit it.
Speaking of which, the evil team is a group has a jock theme, whose leader is named Jacque. I haven't fought one that hasn't had a Yungoose on their team yet.
The artificial island is a tidal power plant with just one accessible room but lots of locked doors. I suspect this has to do with future DLC.
Oh, the game also has DLC now. I know there's a special golden Pikachu for purchase, but not much else at this point.
And as an anniversary game, Pokemon Sun and Moon celebrates its franchise's history by going retro in many respects. For example, the Physical/Special split, breeding, and beta-testing are not present in the game.
Please do not discuss this information at all! I'm a janitor at Gamefreak with seven kids to feed and I'm putting enough on the line as it is! I mean it. I'm just barely surviving.
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>>27198238
Thanks Jim
Just what I wanted to hear about SM
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>>27198238
Thanks for all the sweet info my main man :^)
where were you when over 100 new pokemon were confirmed?
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>>27198162
What the hell are you talking about
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>>27198162
What are you talking about?
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>>27198181
i think what op is getting at is that theres a separate guide book for the pokedex this time around which kind of indicates at a large volume of pokemon
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>Serperior appeals to vorefags
>Emboar appeals to barafags
>Samurott appeals to ????
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Fagfags
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What's vore related about Serperior?
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>>27198225
it has a mouth
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Pokemon Go Location Map 2016-07-16 12:35:38 Post No.27198150
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Found a neat little tool for finding and placing locations where Pokemon are in Pokemon Go. On one hand it's pretty neat, one the other it's pretty sad that people made this within a week of the game's launch.
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http://pikamaps.com/ is the actual link since apparently I'm yahoo news and talk about something without posting a link to it.
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I mean I would place some but there are so many all found within the same spot, there's no way to do it. Without spamming the board full of pidgeys and shit.
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>>27198210
This, should have a sort function for each pokemon. You want a taurus? Well heres All the location that its sighting.
EVEN better, add in a density chart, where areas with higher reports of said pokemon get a deeper color when you search for it, then if you want to be super cool, add in a feature that accounts for population density, giving you highest pokemon found per capita.
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Be honest with me /vp/
Are you even old enough to remember red and blue?
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>>27198149
Nope, desu my generation as a kind was Ruby and Sapphire.
Haven't tried the revamp versions yet.
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>>27198149
Yea ffs.
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>>27198149
Yes, born in 1990, eight when it came out.
Pokémon Blue was my very first video game.
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You have summoned the eternal dragon
What is your wish
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Serenanime to Alola with Ash (cz Ash winning a league is already granted)
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>>27198014
"Can OP stop being a faggot please ?"
And he'll probably be unable to grant me my wish because that seems impossible
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>>27198014
A wife and 3 children
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Most frustrating thing to happen to you in Pokémon Go? 2016-07-16 12:05:47 Post No.27197936
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Most frustrating thing to happen to you in Pokémon Go?
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Mine was Team Instinct snatching a gym before I could place a Pokémon right after I took the defending Pokémon down singlehandedly. The 1HP glitch happened when I tried to take the gym from them.
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The three footstep bug.
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The fucking shop not loading, how long do they expect me to hold 10 gyms?
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>>27198004
Oh lord. How long have you been doing it?
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If you cannot legitimately catch a Mew in Pokemon Red, Blue or Yellow, or even GSC, then why is Mew in the game?
This question is bugging me so much.
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>>27197897
There was stuff called 'pokemon distributions' even back in the day mate
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>>27197897
Originally it was added as an easter egg strictly in the code, but they eventually decided to say fuck it and had a distribution event.
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>>27197897
Because Mew is fucking rad yo. If he wasn't implemented in the game Mew would be knocking against your door and threatening to rape your asshole until you bleed out bleed from your eyesockets and vomit out your entrails. Mew would then proceed to eat your innards and go on to ravish your mother until she gives birth to many Mew babies which then escape out to rape many more fags like you. Eventually this world would be overrun by nothing but Mew. Blood, guts, hellfire, toxic waste, and filth will cover every corner and inch of this planet while Mews run amok and cause more rape and havoc and it's all your fault you dipshit.
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Have you finished that living dex?
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Yes I did, shitlord. My wondertraded shitmons formed the seed of my living dex, then I traded for almost everything else using cloned legenadaries. Only took a couple of days to finish.
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Almost. I only have a few gender differences and 3 or so legendaries left, but my 3DS is kill ;_;
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>>27197858
Yes, I finished that shit before ORAS was even out.
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Major Spoilers - Be Alert! 2016-07-16 11:50:36 Post No.27197848
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Major Spoilers - Be Alert!
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I've played the game until the Elite Four 2 weeks ago, and is very good.
- Rockruff have 3 different evolutions, and to evolve you need to have one of the Alola starters in your party and reach the level 28. Their types are rock/ground (rowlet), rock (litten) and rock/dark (popplio).
- some new powerful moves are electric tail, bow and arrow (grass, new tm), fire ball, dorment sky (dark) and power runes.
- Rowlet final evo is grass/flying and have 4 eyes, 2 in front of the head e two in the back of the wings, it takes off the huge bowtie leaf to perform leaf blade. Looks like a better Xatu.
- Litten final is spiky and looks like a bigger Jolteon, it uses the large tail to suffocate enemies. It learns electric tail and fire ball. The type is only fire.
- Popplio final is water/fighting and looks like a big Walrein. Angry eyes (tired of the audience) and stomp the floor in the animation. It learns wake up slap and water spout.
- The best moment in the game is the Eclipse, when a gigantic tree covers the sun or moon and the entire region gets dark. It looks like nightime, but more darker. So Solgaleo and Lunaala appears and use sunny day or moon revenge (fairy move) to amplifies the power and finish the Eclipse.
- 5 new mega evolutions are venomoth, electrode, lapras, weaville and haxorus.
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- The Ultimate Moves are cool, but gets boring very quickly.
- After the fourth gym on the second island, a festival occurs and a lot of pokemon gets together to be a chorus and sing a song, the scene is long. After that the second guardian appears.
- Marshadow is the third legendary and is Dark/Fairy. It is the guardian of the strange souvenir and is the combination of the 4 guardians, the design is amazing and very complicated.
- There's 98 new pokemon and 14 new megas.
- first gym is grass and last is fighting.
- the pseudo legendary is a ice mountain, looks a bigger Regice. Ice/Fighting.
- sunsteel strike (steel) base power is 130 and accuracy 85. Moongeist Beam (ghost) is 110 and accuracy 95.
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Sage goes in all fields
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>>27197851
>HE'S DOING IT AGAIN
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Because it deserves its own.
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>>27197837
Noshedoesn't.
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>>27197837
not really
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>>27197886
>she